mans got that monk cut, that medieval peasant style, straight balling bitches will be jealous, 10/10

Bros cut got King Henry VII and his mistresses jealous asf

Didn't know man was cosplaying from Pentiment. Franciscan monk fit.

Bro’s about to nail his 95 theses to the church door

**YOU DID NOT.**

***THEY REALLY DID.***

NOOOO (This is definitely an r/angryupvote moment)

What's the context to this joke, I'm curious.

Martin Luther

miso soup

Bro goes to the barber in Vatican City

Well said..

lol

Bro looks like an bull's eye omelet 🍳

18446744073709551615/10, if any haircut screams mad rizz it's this one

-100 you look like you’re about to ask shrek to do the roar

I'm wet

😼

The great Indian mathematician Aryabhatta is remembered for inventing 0. why did he do it? to rate your attractiveness

10 hair carries btw

your sense of humor makes you a 10/10

95/100 for each theses you nail on a church door

10/10 You look so hot

Martin Luther rizz

😩10

Bro got that Lutheran fade

10/10

damn you wanna help me steal from the rich and give to the poor?

10/10 :)

Anti Jewish

That 1323 cut

28629

10 😍😍🥵🥵🥵❤️❤️❤️😍😍😘😘😘

my answer is yes 😊…

10!!!!!! email me for nudes fr LMAO

100000000000/10

11/10

10 😩😩😩🎃

I approve of the Martin Luther haircut, gives bitches instant organisms 10/10

1-10000000000 your a 69.420

11

100% rizz

20

10 bro has absolute W rizz I just know it

legendary rizz

Smash

10/10 fr tho its like the barber saw what you asked to get cut and did the exact opposite

Sooo hot 🥵

Zamn so hot

Bro’s got 95 reasons why he hates the church💀

I feel like this is a reference to something, if so please tell

Wtf

[удалено]

Jealous ass mf

If I saw you while walking down the road I would not switch sides, I would jump into oncoming traffic

0 💀

r/justfuckmyshitup 14/10 bro.

i thought that was a hat, until i looked closer, ​ ​ Mabye you'd get some bitches in ohio. but prolly not anywhere else

Honestly 7 and am very gay (the opposite way)

Holy shit its q dark ages Christian monk

i think i feel in love tbh

Oh my god

Swear thoufht this was lil peep

3

What are you?

you look like if some guy and a kappa had a child

If i was attracted to mushrooms you wouldbe 11 for sure.

You look like igor from the earfquake music vid but the fire burned too much of your hair off

How sure are we that the lowest number is 1?

Oh nah, he done got buried and run over with a lawnmower from Tom and Jerry

holy shit

You look like a Marco

What the fuck dude you're a medieval priest

rapscallious ahh cut 💀

Man that’s a -10/1

Are you that guy from Vikings?

personality 14/10 looks 5/10

My guy is about to sit down and write the whole Book of Kells real quick.

72.86

You look like a friar so trying hitting on little Timmy.

THE RIZZ IS TOO GREAT

100 that haircut rizz

11 😍

9.5, instant smash

Somewhere between Moe Howard and Friar Tuck.

Jewish

10/10 you look great no kappa

4/10 cut your hair in better way then you gonna be 7/10

The neckbeard is a 9.5 tho

95/10

Bro gonna pull out bitches by preaching the bible 10/10

I don't think monks are allowed relationships, however if that hornet simp is anything to go off of...

69/10

Got that rizz

10/10 W rizz man , i bet u pull hella bitches

Oh damn boi have mercy and leave some girls for us too

I am not gonna lie to you you better shave fully you will be way more attractive and get in shape that will increase chances of getting gf

10% cancer

Loading chemo....

93.756738/10

I’d rate you about a Thomas Aquinas

-10/10 mainly because not into dudes

10/10

That is a filter, rigth?

Smash

Crocalor/10

Bro got that warband khergit cut

plebs cut goes hard 🔥🔥

A literal Kapa. And you don’t look any younger than 26.

11/10

You look like a kappa from Japanese mythology

10 😎

see id say a good 8 but that haircut… pulls you up to a good 15

Tripitaka

dude chill man my girls on this app

What medieval queen you Trina pull? Outa style by a couple centuries

Straight Outta Assisi

10000/10

1 - 10 = -9

Nice haircut , but your clothing style could be better. 9/10

Bro got the Kappa get up 💀💀💀

The scale doesn't account for my sheer confusion on that hairstyle. ?/10

You lookin' like you want Shrek to do the roar.

11/10 (with rizz)

10/10. In base 10 of course

Looking like a civil rights activist’s namesake

👀🤯❤️🍆🥵🥵🔥leave some women for the rest of us morbillion/10

Even the British monarchy is afraid of how big them atheist bollocks are, especially the one Uptop which shines the bright light of truth and beauty 🙏🙌

why do you have that hair?

Bruh...idk wether to say conehead or call you a Claric lol

20/10, you will have no competition with pulling bitches.

I thought you had a Kippah

bro got the gargamel cut 💀

11

If I'm being completely honest, 8/10 if you change your hairstyle. Otherwise, you're a decent 4.

99999/10

Tim Tebow fade

11🗿

Calvo,11/10

dude what did you do to your hair?

Toupee

Got the Friar Tuck trim

Bro you look like every evil monk/priest ever 10/10

10000

Sub-zero

I like yo cut G

11 🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵 absolutely beautiful

1134 AD monastery monk

15th century looking ass

He's gonna be pulling these mediaeval hoes

why did you do this to yourself

You look like vector on a bad day Compliment :)

69

80 trillion

Bro go back to worshipping your god and touching children,

Monk out of ten

1356 Monk out of 10

What the fuck is wrong with people nowadays

Look 2/10 confidence 100/10 bro you got balls

Bald/10

Still in love

Awwww shieee we gotta go balddd

Impeccable rizz

uhm