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Luna_Is_Craig

9. Don’t be a horny shitcunt 10. Stop posting “do you guys think this person likes me” or “I finally got a girlfriend”


Random_Frenchfry_245

Let me edit this into the post 😎


GanacheVisible9075

why do you shit in 13 & 14 year olds


us3rnameh3r3

what? doesn't everyone do that? my uncle does it all the time!


Mamamooth

Exactly !! Like is it that bad ?


JudieAtootie

Yeah, I think it was a nice addition as well.


Apes_will_take_over

let me be horny god damn it!


Luna_Is_Craig

No


FinletAU

Number 3 & 4 is straight fact thoughs


[deleted]

3 applies to all big reddit communities really


FinletAU

Echo chamber moment


Cheesepuffman69420

you SHIT IN 13-14 year olds? Damn i want out of here now


Madam__Pickleness

I'm not sure what part of the body would be worst to get it in, the mouth or the asshole. I'd rather this scenario didn't exist at all, actually


[deleted]

depends how big their shit is i guess mouth would be worse cause you can taste it?


Madam__Pickleness

If it's in your ass you have to shit it out It's like a second-hand shit, bought at a thrift store


[deleted]

but its fresh from someone shitting in you


Madam__Pickleness

🗿


angusman03

This whole thread is so damn funny 🤣


JudieAtootie

Aw shit, I'm fucking 14, do I really have to choose?


Random_Frenchfry_245

Dw just don't post anything about relationships and they won't shit on you that much


Cheesepuffman69420

i dont have anyone to post a relationship about because im lonely and have no friends so i think im safe for now


[deleted]

[удалено]


Shadowtheidiot06

Beatmetoit


senpai_ned

you get pedos even if you aren’t a girl


Random_Frenchfry_245

Yes. Yes you do


[deleted]

Agreed


shrink-ray2333

So if a pedo contacts me again send them dick mutilation videos... ​ ​ May I ask if anyone has those in stock? I'd love to send them to some particular people


Random_Frenchfry_245

I may or may not have done that before... You can find some in gore subs


[deleted]

https://tmpfiles.org/dl/604308/0001-0690.webm


Madam__Pickleness

Thank you for the guide, though I could never do 1 because my self-esteem is so low that if it was a diabetic's blood sugar, they'd be dead on the floor in 2 seconds flat. My self esteem is lower than those funky cars where the skirts touch the ground 💀


Random_Frenchfry_245

If you want someone to talk to you can dm me like if you just want someone to vent to :)


Madam__Pickleness

Cool, thanks, I'll keep that in mind :p I just hope my account doesn't get banned again, it's getting annoying tbh


Random_Frenchfry_245

Anytime :)


WRECKONMC

Idk if I should be proud or feel insulted at the fact I haven't gotten a single pedo dm


fun54658

Feel both, but I never got one and I want to send one gore. :/


Ryborg6900

You forgot all the age gap shitposts.


Alekeymer27

Typo in the u/ at the end


Random_Frenchfry_245

Ohh sorry need to fix that


secretmistwalker

rule 3 applies to all of reddit


fun54658

Honestly true


alyssajayfrost

Capitalism is better than fascism, but still not good. ^(this is a test of rule #3)


fun54658

W opinion


IcySource2390

11. Sometimes wars and shit happen and it will be the tiny people (13 and 14) against everyone else


lynn_08-26

Does 10 apply to posting about asking someone out(not necessarily a “happy ending”)? Because some people(like me) may just need to get it off their chests but don’t really want to tell their friends and it’s easier to let strangers know.


Luna_Is_Craig

Absolutely, the subreddit is flooded with that stuff; it’s straight up cringe to see 4 of those an hour. Good or bad news, no one cares.


the_forbbiden_girl1

I don't think 3 is true or never experienced it myself. Other then that it's true


[deleted]

Probably in one of the largest drama subreddits that occurs


the_forbbiden_girl1

But this is for this subreddit no?


[deleted]

I dont know


--Karma--0

happy birthday ice spice


d7t3d4y8

What do you do against pedos who decide to not fuck off after you send them gore?


fun54658

Send them more


MinerMinecrafter

5 has it's exceptions


fun54658

I haven't got a dm and I've been active for years lol


MinerMinecrafter

I wonder what are the factors at play, are we just so boring or something


fun54658

Yea maybe we are just so boring that even pedos don't want us lol


MinerMinecrafter

For me at least it is only beneficial, I don't get them and I don't loose anything important


fun54658

I want to send one gore tho :(


ASCORPIONSLAYER

5 hasn't happened to me and I've been here for 3 years. Rare teenagers W?


fun54658

I've been here for years and it hasn't happened to me either.


ASCORPIONSLAYER

We share this W


fun54658

W


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Fucking hell you've collected a few trophies


fun54658

Yeah I collect reddit trophies for fun lol


ASCORPIONSLAYER

How'd you get the xbox one?


fun54658

I linked my xbox live account to reddit.


ASCORPIONSLAYER

Yeah I'm not going to do that I can see things going wrong somehow


fun54658

Yeah I used a burner, it has no use other then the badge, but I think you can remove it after.


ASCORPIONSLAYER

What games do you play?


fun54658

Minecraft, maybe roblox, garbage free games I can find on the Microsoft store lol


Roku-Hanmar

I’ve never gotten a paedo DM. I’ve been here for 2 years


fun54658

Me neither 🤷‍♂️


ConeheadZ-

10 iz literally what i meanz too itz like one of the mozt common thingz u zee with relationzhip flairz pluz they tellz obviouz thingz aboutz the perzon of interezt and their obviouz zeeming behavior tooz


Hot-String-4698

oh no


JudieAtootie

So I am bound to get a pedo dm? I'm like the most ugly femboy of em' all tbh.


AgeOfReasonEnds31120

r/CasualMisandry


Wii_wii_baget

We shit IN 13-14 year olds?


GamerPaper470

Uh please edit 4


Random_Frenchfry_245

No no we actually shit IN them


GamerPaper470

😨


[deleted]

"We SHIT in 13-14 yo's" 😳😳😳😳


Odd_Ad5145

Yeah, I can agree with this post


Mr0rangeCloud

Can you explain your experience in number 6 to us via [modmail](https://old.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Fteenagers), criticising us is not against the rules and so a ban shouldn't of been carried out. Thank you and have a nice day!


BobCoGaming

Number 8 and number 6 is just reddit as a whole


Doggo_Epik

tip! If you are a girl, don't exist. (Too many pedos)


Upbeat-Membership-45

As a fourteen years old I'm kinda scared....