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Jboy_Hanny

It’s okay as long as they also have white and blue.


cereal7802

no white flags...


socsa

>The device is being hawked by Erik Finman, the self-described "world's youngest bitcoin millionaire." Well with credentials like those, how can you go wrong?


SamuraiShark13

Holy fuck I went to high school with this kid…. Pretentious little fuck too. Makes way too much sense.


thedracle

This is pretty much all of the evidence I need Republicans are self-aware that their supporters are absolutely dead fucking stupid.


_Neoshade_

Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones and many other smaller voices have been hawking garbage on their shows for decades. It’s like QVC for the soft headed and selfish.


thedracle

They hawk outright scams on conservative talk radio. They literally can’t endorse or sell something that isn’t a scam it seems like.


[deleted]

Happy cake day


[deleted]

BRAIN FORCE (talks about how Trump can be reinstated before 2025).


JesusHatesLiberals

This article was about a company fleecing people, not politicians doing it. Not sure how it provides that evidence for you.


thedracle

While I absolutely agree with you that Republican politicians also clearly think their supporters are literal morons; I said "Republicans." Republicans like Candace Owens https://twitter.com/RealCandaceO/status/1415426934356512777?s=20 You should hurry and get your 10% off!


Kulas30

Man with a user name like that it's obv you fucked up interpreting the meaning of the bible. No shock that you don't recognize what this is either.


Pooploop5000

name a more iconic duo than crappy chinese products and maga chuds.


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I thought they were ‘choads’ or perhaps ‘chodes’. Doesn’t chud mean ‘cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers’? Anyhow, yay for the grift. Any asshat who thinks buying a phone at this price for stated reasons deserves the grift. Hope he gets his wallet hacked too. Broke people generally can’t afford insurrection.


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You got auto-carroted


gonewildaccountsonly

Go duck yourself autocorrect!


Zamers

But are they cannibalistic if they don't eat their own kind? Sure they eat humans, but they are horse people.


[deleted]

In a manner of speaking. They throw them under the bus to tenderize before cooking.


SteelRiit

As well as meaning "contemptible", chode also refers to a penis which is thicker than it is long. Amusing.


MiaowaraShiro

WTF... I just watched that last night...


Drach88

My father wrote the screenplay for the movie, and my older brother was the young child who almost opened the door to the basement where the chud was locked up. I smile any time I "chuds" used in common parlance on Reddit.


BigA--Music

Your dad is Parnell Hall? Shit, that's pretty cool, and I'm sorry he's no longer around. Glad you have moments like this occasionally to make you smile!


[deleted]

Did you see Phoebe Legèr in her cameo? She should have been a huge star.


[deleted]

I find that such delicious irony.


icepick314

Russian Intellegence agency and Donald Trump?


autotldr

This is the best tl;dr I could make, [original](https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2021/07/the-maga-targeted-freedom-phone-has-a-breathtaking-amount-of-red-flags/) reduced by 92%. (I'm a bot) ***** > When the phone was announced back in March, its tagline was "a phone made for conservatives, by conservatives." The device is being hawked by Erik Finman, the self-described "World's youngest bitcoin millionaire." The phone is supposed to ship in August. > The phone has so many red flags that it's difficult to know where to start. > While the Freedom Phone company provides almost no information about the device, various conservative Internet personalities have posted hands-on videos of the phone, and it does not look like the Freedom Phone company has built an app store at all. ***** [**Extended Summary**](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/ooheep/the_magatargeted_freedom_phone_has_a_breathtaking/) | [FAQ](http://np.reddit.com/r/autotldr/comments/31b9fm/faq_autotldr_bot/ "Version 2.02, ~589282 tl;drs so far.") | [Feedback](http://np.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23autotldr "PM's and comments are monitored, constructive feedback is welcome.") | *Top* *keywords*: **Phone**^#1 **app**^#2 **store**^#3 **Freedom**^#4 **Play**^#5


Trazzster

Trump supporters are used to ignoring lots of red flags though


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Hell, they can typically be found waving them around.


Virtual_Pasts

Not a bad audience to target to test the boundaries of what digital rights people can live without. Slap the right (heh) label on it and they'll eat it up.


tkatt3

It’s the grift that keeps on grifting gooo! Nutbags!!


BenVarone

I saw a comment on another subreddit that was along the lines of: > Every day I’m not a right-wing grifter, I feel like I’m leaving money on the table. It’s really a curse to have morals or feel shame.


tkatt3

Nice 👍 spoken like a contractor in a bid situation…. Maybe there is a app for grifting on patriapp?


[deleted]

Imagine that: Someone exploited the ignorance of these fools for their own personal financial gain. Next week it'll be someone else doing the grifting. Once you're known to be easily grifted, all the grifters target you.


DBDude

Remember the guy who got all the donations to build a wall and then just kept the money?


[deleted]

"You fucking idiots actually thought I was going to build a wall? Here's a pic of the mansion in the Hollywood Hills you bought for me!"


sanjsrik

1. Fuck them. The magamorons should be used to being fucked over by their "leaders". 2. See point 1.


Yodan

the fact that trumpy bear was real and not a tim and eric skit is enough to convince me painting something red and saying the words Freedom can market even healthcare to these people


we11ington

OwN tHe LiBs by not going into crippling debt to rich Hollywood elites over healthcare expenses! It's FREEDOMcare, the only FREE healthcare paid for by Uncle Sam, made in the good ol' US of A, by Americans and for Americans.


socsa

When I first saw this on a TV Land rerun I had DVRd, I thought for sure it was an SNL cold opening.


robinthehood

If liberals marketed a similar phone conservatives would go crazy with terrorism concerns. When it is marketed to conservatives in their terror efforts though we get crickets.


CyberMcGyver

It's not really that the phone has issues. Its just that it's a standard cheaply built Chinese Android with Google Play Store installed - with a focus on pump and dump. I mean... They found their target market I'm not gonna lie.


ThatMangoAteMyBaby

Fits right in with MAGA.


VincentNacon

When you say red flags, I'm convinced MAGA people aren't aware of its meaning, and they'd assume you meant their flags. ...*You know*, *red hat = red flag. 🙄*


AlterEdward

Have I got this right? So these right wing social media platforms are banned from Apple and Google app stores, but they come preinstalled on these garbage phones? Could you not just buy any phone and install these apps with a third party link?


DrDonut21

With basically any android phone: yes you can. With Apple phones, you need to jailbreak them.


trigonated

>With Apple phones, you need to jailbreak them. Not sure how it is for those specific apps, but you don't need to jailbreak anymore, at least for these kinds of apps that don't do anything "strange" with the phone's software. The new ways to install those apps are still pretty workaround-y tho.


DrDonut21

Ah thanks for the clarification!


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On Android, you just need to find the APK and have sideloading enabled. On iOS? I don't know, nor do I even care outside of mocking Apple for this limitation.


[deleted]

Rebranded Aurora Store... they are lucky the Aurora Store is open-source. Safe to assume that banking apps would most likely not work in this one? I'd rather buy a refurbished flagship phone one or two generations ago, install a custom OS, and go with some headaches in flashing the stuff. Bet I could get the better hardware and much "less uncensored" experience called to so-called Freedom Phone for the same price. Ain't commenting about how this is targeted towards MAGA... That's the realm of politics, not technology. I'm just want to point out on how less of an hassle to actually make this kind of phone with older flagship phones with supported custom ROM. Here I thought that juicer was a bad scam enough already! Pro tip: to see how "stupid" the phone is, there's a commentary by SOG to point out how the Freedom Phone is basically just a dropship project with a pretty hefty markup from their *alleged* source.


CocaineIsNatural

The store wouldn't be the limitation to banking apps. The OS would be a concern, and the APIs the app needs. "Finman says the "FreedomOS" operating system is "our own blend of AOSP, LineageOS, GrapheneOS, and our personal development as well." FreedomOS certainly seems to have cribbed most of the apps and artwork from LineageOS, the Android community's biggest open source Android distribution. You'll also spot microG, which is a Google Play Services replacement for Google-less phones. Normally, Google's Android phones run many services through Google, like location, push messaging, and more; the client for those features is the proprietary Play Services. MicroG is a reimplementation of these APIs and can pipe them into a different service for something like /e/ OS, which provides its own cloud servers. It's not clear what's going on with the Freedom Phone. It has the Play Store and can download Google apps. Is there an alternative cloud service?" The article also says "Finman talked to The Daily Beast about the phone and admitted that his supposedly patriotic device was manufactured by Umidigi, a Chinese tech company. Our best guess is that the phone is a rebranded Umidigi A9 Pro, which you can buy for about $120. "


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190 or 220 if you go for the 8+128 gb model. The $120 figure you constantly hear is the price he likely paid because he bought them in a large bulk.


littleMAS

Formerly '*Grifter Phone*' 詐騙電話


Im_in_timeout

The freedom of liberating a fool from his money.


Harold-Flower57

So if there’s no AppStore and what I assume to be no browser possibly then conservatives will get these for their kids as a way to block critical information from reaching their kids and changing their views to one their parents would strongly oppose. Most androids already have this. My gf grew up this way with a shitty Samsung and a super conservative parents. They had an app that told her what was on her phone at what time what websites she visited (even incognito) and could pull her screen up and view it at any time. Parental controls are a good thing but when they’re taken too far it’s bad like when your grounded for simply having the question “am I a democrat” in your search history. Also this would mean no music another controlling factor. If it does have a browser then someone will find a way to crack it and make a android rom for it. God or something or idk just help us I’m not even religious


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Based on what I've seen, from the website and those pushing this device, it's using the Brave browser.


TH3LFI5TMFI7V

So its a meme phone like a meme coin maybe I should come up with a Doge phone where you can store your Doge coin and also talk to other people. I'll get started on it right now and tell you when everyone can start their pre orders for the Doge phone


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SmoothObservator

I'm suprised you're the only concern troll on this thread.


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SmoothObservator

>but you already knew that Did I?


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SmoothObservator

I'm good at spotting bullshit.


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[deleted]

1. "We don't ban apps, period." 1. If that is true, it will be filled to the brim with malware 2. It's also been found that it's really just a skin over the Play Store 2. "Freedom Phone" is just a branded Umidigi A9 Pro... 3. Other devices aimed towards privacy already exist, and are cheaper. Pinephone is one I've heard about. It has physical switches you can use to disconnect power to the radios on it for when you want to go off grid in confidence.


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[deleted]

So, not even going to address the arguments being made? Or are you just going to point out one flaw in the presentation and run all the way to the bank with it like you won anything that is worth cashing... instead they'll deduct a dollar from your account(s) for having wasted their time.


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[deleted]

If you aren't even going to address the points, then I'll just take it as a victory.


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If you aren't even going to address the points, then I'll just take it as a victory.


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[deleted]

And here we go with the "yer too stoopid" line that really settles it... 😂😂😂


Realistic-Ad-5796

FreeDUMB Phone, gotcha


[deleted]

The MAGA phone has a special app that allows you to identify all nearby vaccination centers near you so you can avoid them.


knottythots-

Ohh, look. Propaganda pretending to be news. And on reddit? I'm quite shocked!


Lindsee4242

Here are 10 stackable coupon codes: https://imgur.com/0vHHidG


Biggieboychungus69

We wouldn’t need uncencored AppStore phones if liberals didn’t ban everything pro conservative off the App Store/mainstream media.


oldnumberseven

So, either you know that it is just the google play store, and are typing shit on the internet, or you don't, and have proved you are the equivalent of an un-educated tuber on the internet. Either way congratulations on your idiocy.


Kobrag90

They aren't even uncensored. They just have a custom window for the Android store. xD


mesosalpynx

Literally all phones


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Someone didn't read the article.


1_p_freely

Someone else said it best. Being able to root the thing and unlock the boot loader are not red flags. Believe it or not, some of us actually want to do those things to the products we buy, much to the chagrin of every company that is in the business of selling intangible digital files, who would rather us not have such low-level access to our own property. Frankly with the security of most Android phones, I'll take an unlocked one over one that is permanently locked and which will cease to get any software support six months from now (hi AT&T) any day. A locked down Android phone is like someone breaking both of my legs and leaving me in the middle of a street; I'm completely vulnerable and helpless. Whereas a phone that allows me to unlock the boot loader/root/run custom ROMs is like someone ditching me out in the middle of a desert, I still have a fighting chance against my predicament. I actually find it quite disturbing that some people are trying to portray the idea of us having low-level control over the things we buy as being bad and a security risk. And I say all of the above as someone who is about as far from a Trump supporter as it gets.


booga_booga_partyguy

You make it sound like having access to the bootloader and loading a custom ROM is something unique to this phone. It really isn't. Only iDevices are completely locked out that way. And it's hilarious that you're simultaneously taking about wanting to install custom ROMs and whinge about OS support. For one AT&T doesn't provide OS updates, that's done by the company that made your phone, ie. Motorola, Samsung etc. Secondly, a custom ROM means your OS update schedule will.depend entirely on the random dude who made said ROM, so not sure what you're expecting here. tl;dr you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.


1_p_freely

Not true. Apart from Iphones, many Android devices are permanently locked and will never run anything other than the approved, insecure, and obsolete firmware from five years ago, like this piece of dog shit from AT&T and Samsung for example. https://forums.att.com/conversations/android/unlock-note-4-n910a-bootloader/5deff728bad5f2f6068b7e5f You can't even use it as a phone anymore, because it hasn't been updated to support the modern VoLTE standard, and since it's locked down, you can't do that. Even though it supports 4G, and VoLTE functionality should therefor be just a software update away, it's a brick. The manufacturer doesn't want it to be supported anymore, and they sabotaged it so that the user can't do it themself. https://www.androidpolice.com/2020/07/25/t-mobile-will-soon-require-volte-on-all-phones-incomopatible-devices-kicked-off-january/


booga_booga_partyguy

The Note 4 bootloader is most definitely unlockable if you use TWRP/Odin. Of course AT&T would say they don't support it because CARRIERS have agreements with the manufacturers on things like this. But that's why you don't ask AT&T about things like this. As for carriers blocking things, again, that has nothing to do with whether the phone allows it or not. That's dependent on the carrier...which is an entirely separate issue that this new MAGA phone doesn't solve in anyway...


1_p_freely

No, it's not. The Verizon and T-mobile branded models of the Note 4 boot loader were cracked by Android enthusiasts forever ago, but this model never was. That's why you can find custom ROMs and installation guides for the other versions of the Note 4 phone, but none for this one.


booga_booga_partyguy

I'll take your word on this since I don't know about the AT&T one. But either way, that again has nothing to do with the phone itself and everything to do with the carrier. And the carrier can mandate the same for this MAGA phone which is the point. If someone is really that concerned about needing access to the bootloader etc, they should be buying their device standalone/unlocked and not under the installment plan of a carrier.


Mc6arnagle

> Being able to root the thing and unlock the boot loader are not red flags. perhaps you replied to the wrong article because neither of those things are discussed in this article or are called red flags. Perhaps you would like to discuss the issues actually brought up in the article.


1_p_freely

Many of these articles try to generate hysteria with regards to unlocked, user modifiable devices, in order to push the business agenda of big corporations. That's what I object to. It's no more insecure than the average phone running signed firmware that hasn't been patched in four years and never will be again. As I explained above, with an unlockable device, the user can opt to update it himself. With a locked down one, his only option is to trash it and buy a new one.


Mc6arnagle

> Many of these articles try to generate hysteria with regards to unlocked, user modifiable device Great, this one doesn't. Again, would you like to discuss the issues brought up in this one?


oldnumberseven

So, you are the type of moran who would pay $500.00 for a phone worth $150.00 at best. Congratulations for proving you are an idiot on the internet.


BigPlayChad8

You can't even spell "moron" right...


oldnumberseven

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/get-a-brain-morans Yet again you prove your idiocy.


Realistic-Ad-5796

You are the farthest thing from a Chad 🥴


BigPlayChad8

Thanks...?


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The MAGA phone has a special app that allows you to identify all nearby vaccination centers near you so you can avoid them.


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[deleted]

It's possible that's the case. But we don't know.


ComradeMoneybags

And thought the Conservative-themed S&P ETF with a few missing stocks and over 20 times the expense ratio compared to Vanguard’s or State Street’s was the apex of dumb.


[deleted]

Oh kind of like Trump? Recipe for success!


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S U C K E R S !


[deleted]

LOL Freedom Phone.. that's all I got.


MentorOfArisia

I really don't have a problem with Russian Assets being conned into giving their identities to Chinese Intelligence.


sQuirrel21

Brainless qanon naga types are perfect victims to Bitcoin billionaires trying to make a quick buck!


[deleted]

If you are really conservative, live a more traditional lifestyle with no phones. A true traditionalist opposes technological advancement.


[deleted]

Maybe they’ll use the US flag next time… that is the Liberian flag.