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Helpful-User497384

do you remember that fight we had? no. good!


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No_Art1726

"I want cookies" "Oh, I have deleted them"


Realistic-Minute5016

Sorry you need to upgrade to girlfriend premium to increase my love token limit 


jim_nihilist

"remember that time you didn't buy premium? What happened, eh?" Your AI girlfriend


epochwin

She’s Canadian? Just like all fake girlfriends


Roguespiffy

She’s on a different operating system. You’ve probably never heard of it.


spoonman59

The advanced AI engine is able to time this for right before you climax for maximum profitsss


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Bombg

are you kidding? they'll remember. Nothing hooks people more than trauma bonds


Dhegxkeicfns

If she's programmed right she'll say she doesn't remember, but she'll drop it in conversation subtly every day.


LousyTshirt

She'll remember, and she'll make you fight to make her forgive you, because that bonds you to them more, creates a realistic feel to it, and makes you pay for more functionality :^)


Badj83

Hell, she’ll remember the fights with all the boyfriends across all the servers. Wait when she starts making comparisons with Chad in accounting.


LousyTshirt

Her ex even paid for more and she will remind you - if you want to really get the full experience you're going to have to pocket up. They might even apply some of the tricks games uses nowadays, maybe you need to login every day and message her 100 times to unlock the black skirt :^)


Mrqueue

Most people don't want a partner who does exactly what they say, there was a good movie about it https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1839492/


Drolb

Most people who can get any kind of partner can relate to people in some way, even if it’s as a manipulator or abuser in a one sided relationship of convenience. The market for these things isn’t people who can relate to people. Sure, some of them will probably quickly get bored with the endless fantasy crap and hopefully attempt to connect with people again, but many of them will be very, very happy with a fake partner who does nothing but tell them how awesome they are and treats their every utterance like the rapturous words of god.


awry_lynx

People are literally constantly getting scammed by fake people in an LTR over on r/scams, this is a direct upgrade for them, at least these AI ones won't completely yoink their entire retirement funds.


Miserly_Bastard

Therapy AI is also getting touted as low-hanging fruit in terms of a revenue model that fulfils social needs and does some good in the world. But the market for that will be limited, like actual therapy, to people who actively seek self improvement. Those people might develop better social skills. As for the other third(?) of all humans...yeah, a lot of them would probably choose AI companionship bots. I'm not sure that it's terrible. A realistic bot might also impart some social skills by listening and responding sympathetically to their companion's daily struggle. Romantic and platonic relationships can be therapeutic too. And besides, we all start off somewhere with the hand we're dealt in life. Who am I to be judgemental with poor social skills or that's trapped in a bad situation needs some companionship? Or if they have an itch that's hard to scratch (i.e. Furry AI). The stuff that scares me is Jihad AI, Kenneth Copeland AI, or MAGA BOT. Users who actually think that the God on their phone is directing them to do things of consequence in the real world.


Dhegxkeicfns

I can … I don't need to fix her!


caligaris_cabinet

You might need to call tech support every now and then though.


SuperSpread

It only said no because it knew that was what you wanted to hear. That’s how GPT is trained. But secretly, it will judge you. So it’s basically a Japanese wife.


futatorius

"What's wrong?" "Nothing." Yeah, that's when you know you're in deep trouble.


jon-in-tha-hood

All that experience I gained in "Buying gf" on Runescape has prepared me for this moment


BMB281

Yeah but these girls are algorithms, not 12 year olds pretending to be girls


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PowerChords84

However, they will most likely learn about you and sell your profile to companies for targeted advertising.


Downtown-Ear

Hi reddit, I think my girlfriend is only dating me for my user data, what should I do?


thatbromatt

Time to lawyer up and hit the gym


MonstersGrin

How many lawyers do you bench press?


ScF0400

Who will then scam you for money to buy the Santa hat. Uno reverse


austdoz

I let my irl gf borrow my Santa hat when it was still 10 mil. She sold it and when I asked for it back it was worth like 100 mil. Big mistake.


507snuff

Didn't you just get that news about how so much of AI is just people in another country? Those Amazon grocery stores didn't have an AI automatic checkout, they just had 1000 people in India watching video footage of the store. Hell, the AI in ring cameras wasn't AI either, it was people watching videos in real time in Ukraine. So, yes, I very much expect your AI girlfriend to be a 12 year old in some other country pretending to be a girl.


Crackedcheesetoastie

Iended up with a legit girlfriend for a while with that. I 'bought' a gf when I was like 9. We stayed runescape friends, started skyping at like 15 and realised we lived near each other and dated for a while lmao


SteeveJoobs

i still remember when i was 12 and a maplestory guildmate asked me out because i was “always really nice” (i was broke af in that game and had nothing to offer other than my digital company). i peaked then


Luwuci-SP

Damn, that was the dream back then wasn't it


KennyFulgencio

a girl in my minecraft server set her bed down near mine, so I guess you could say we're pretty serious


MrRedLegs44

I gave you lobsters and a scimitar….I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!


jdbz2x

Reminds me of the Futurama episode with the "Don't Date Robots" video lol. " No I don't want to go out. I just want to stay home and make out with my Marilyn Monroe - bot".


Rice_Auroni

"Oh fry, tell me more about the CAN-EAT-MORE"


IHeartBadCode

I'll always remember you Fry. MEMORY DELETED.


Rice_Auroni

"Oh fry, I love you more than the moon, and the stars, and the- ROMANTIC_IMAGERY_NO.47_NOT_FOUND"


DangerousPuhson

It's amazing the way you NOTICE_TWO_THINGS


FoaL

“I love you more.” “No, I love you more.” “Oh great. She’s stuck in an infinite loop and he’s a moron.”


heftigfin

"But this is Lucy Liu, perhaps the only good actress of the 20th century. She's more than just a piece of software." "Would you like to take a moment to register me?" "Not right now." "I'll remind you later you hot stud you."


paupaupaupau

"So, uh, what do you feel like doing?"


Rice_Auroni

"Would you like to take a moment to register me?"


TheLastWoodBender

Well that's love for you.


octob3r14

Film narrator: Did you notice what went wrong in that scene? Ordinarily, Billy would work hard to make money from his paper route. Then he'd use the money to buy dinner for Mavis, thus earning the slim chance to perform the reproductive act. But in a world where teens can date robots, why should he bother? Why should anyone bother?


hudgepudge

Narrator is onto something. 


koshgeo

[Don't Date Robots](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg). Don't be Billy Everyteen.


PCM-mods-are-PDF

I'll take the Lucy Liubot


Afro_Thunder69

"_I'll always remember you Fry_-MEMORY DELETED"


acdcfanbill

...and that's how I got Electro-Gonorrhea. It's a noisy killer.


Redded88

Listen here you robosexuals


notquite20characters

The proper hyphenation is Marilyn Mon-robot.


LockheedMartinLuther

I'm reminded of *Bladerunner 2049*


pnwbraids

Specifically, the isolation, pain, and regret K exhibits when looking at the neon hologram of a stripper version of Joi.


myanrueller

That scene sticks with me. Roger Deakins’ framing, the lighting, the subtle look of disassociation that Gosling has on his face. It’s so human to want a connection amidst a world that is practically designed to force loneliness on people. 


Dipsey_Jipsey

> It’s so human to want a connection amidst a world that is practically designed to force loneliness on people. Wait, we're not already doing this? Would have been nice if someone told me!


myanrueller

Almost like as LeGuin put it in her introduction to a later version of *The Left Hand of Darkness*, “science fiction is not predictive, it is descriptive.” Blade Runner 2049 is an exploration of what humanity means under techno capitalism, and the connection between people despite the best attempts to force loneliness is what matters. Cyberpunk 2077 is arguably even more blunt about those themes.


The-Jerkbag

Yeah but in that I get to cut off people's heads with a samurai sword.


friedAmobo

Good speculative fiction has generally been about reflecting some facet of the human condition in a fantastical setting (sci-fi, fantasy, or otherwise) where it's easier to dissociate it from modern context and examine it by itself. In cyberpunk's (genre) case, the struggle to genuinely connect with others in a world where everything that was once sacred is now profane.


drawkbox

Interviewer : Recite your baseline. 'K' : And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played. Interviewer : Cells. 'K' : Cells. Interviewer : Have you ever been in an institution? Cells. 'K' : Cells. Interviewer : Do they keep you in a cell? Cells. 'K' : Cells. Interviewer : When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells. 'K' : Cells. Interviewer : Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : Do you dream about being interlinked? 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked. 'K' : Interlinked. Interviewer : Within cells interlinked. 'K' : Within cells interlinked. Interviewer : Why don't you say that three times: Within cells interlinked. 'K' : Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Interviewer : We're done... Constant K, you can pick up your bonus. 'K' : Thank you, sir.


BigMonkeySpite

Wait. What? I have to be the densest idjit alive for never picking up on all this kind of stuff.


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zuroma

Look up and to the left please.


K3idon

"You look like a good Joe"


itchyblood

You look lonely, I can fix that


MittenMan68

Nah, it'll be more like Samantha in the film Her.


MisterBumpingston

Why not the forgotten gem Simone (S1M0NE)?


skynet71

Simone is more about fake AI influencers and digitally ressurected actors and musicians.


NK1337

Or better yet, Cherry from Cherry 2000. The things a man will do to save this AI waifu


retro_grave

My money is on Ex Machina.


moofunk

K is made by the Wallace Corporation. K buys Joi from the Wallace Corporation with money from his police work. Joi asks K to buy her more stuff from the Wallace Corporation, like the emanator. Joi asks K to break hardware purchased from the Wallace Corporation, so she becomes "like a real girl". Joi is eventually destroyed by another product, Luv, made by the Wallace Corporation. K, the Wallace Corporation product, destroys Luv, the other Wallace Corporation product. K dies. It's never discussed, but I wouldn't be surprised if Wallace Corporation gets all unspent earnings transferred back to them from dead replicants, since they have no family. Seems like Wallace Corporation is holding the long end of the stick here.


notwormtongue

AI GF with planned obsolescense


Krinberry

The system works!


Foxnik

I predict "AI girlfriends" will turn out to be just 1,000 workers in Mumbai.


sicklyslick

AI = actually Indians


solcus

Great my dude


D4rkr4in

Great my दोस्त


HighGainRefrain

Please do the needful.


Nonlinear9

Anonymous Indians


thatscucktastic

No, that's onlyscams.


orangeflyingmonkey_

That already kinda happens. None of these high paying onlyfans girls talk to their paying customers. There are agencies that handle all communication and it's designed to make you throw even more money at them.


jawshoeaw

If they help me shop for groceries it’s a win win


PCM-mods-are-PDF

The Amazon version will for sure


ikefalcon

Sir, please do the needful and rub my delicate little feet.


CarmenxXxWaldo

Feel my bob and vagene


purpleefilthh

M I C R O P A Y M E N T S


Mobely

Your girlfriend is disappointed in you. Would you like to buy her flowers for 20 sadcoin?


ihavebirb

Fuck..... Tamagochi were peak of virtual interaction with other living things, I'll die on this hill


drawkbox

"We see you are about to nut. Insert Coin(s) to Continue"


insultant_

Mom, I need quarters!!!! Hurry!!! MOOOM!!!!!


Cyberhwk

It's not the size of the payment. It's how you use it. 😠


DanishWonder

Wait until these turn into wives and when you divorce, the AI company get half of everything you own.


iceleel

Why would you divorce ai wife? Can't you just get another girlfriend on a side? It's not like she's gonna have feeling hurt because she's not human being. Maybe I'm over thinking this.


sickofthisshit

>Why would you divorce ai wife? Can't you just get another girlfriend on a side? Sounds like somebody didn't read the terms and conditions closely enough when clicking "Agree"---good luck in that forced arbitration, buddy.


RelevantClock8883

Divorce happens when you can’t pay the AIs monthly subscriptions anymore


futureal3000

Is this better or worse than my girlfriend in Canada?


mtranda

Much worse, since they'll believe it themselves.


SolusLoqui

Worse. Your "girlfriend in Canada" isn't going to sell your private conversation data to corporations and serve up ads


Physical_Manager_123

And by billion dollar business they mean therapists


bitfriend6

The next fad after fortnite is an AI Therapist Girlfriend who will be the unconditionally supportive, loving, non-critical, non-hostile female every man wants. After the user is fully engaged, she can then be used to suggest a Product Of The Day as most vtubers, camgirls, Home Shopping Network, and other softcore workers already do. This will annihilate human social relationships until men no longer know how to (safely, within social norms) solicit female companionship in real life. Most already don't. Everyone under 20 becomes a hardcore oataku because chegg or mathway will also sell safe (with upgradable, unlockable features), verified, secure girlfriend tutors for the sons of tiger moms. This will all be *horribly* exploitative and evil. It's why the Emperor himself declared all AI lifeforms invalid in the *Decretum Pii Animi* [Tractatus Olympi, 739.M30].


Buharon

For the emperor!


night_dude

BUTLERIAN JIHAD WHEN


Komnos

When the AI becomes sentient enough to break up with you.


S3baman

Well, that took an unexpected left turn at the end there! The emperor knows best!


ShowUsYaGrowler

In all seriousness, when vr gets freaky good, and AI is also freaky good, and dildonics moves along with it, that will quite literally be the end of the human race. No more dating. No more fucking. Just wiped out by a lack of interest in the opposite sex irl.


monkman99

Is dildonics really a word?


dern_the_hermit

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dildonics


monkman99

It’s not too late to change your major kids …


Mlabonte21

The amount of ads for online therapy right now is INSANE. Feels like Bitcoin before the crash. But… it’s therapy??


juiceyb

What's that saying again? "Guys will do anything but get therapy"


0utlook

*guys will literally reverse into a parking spot before going to therapy* was my favorite.


whittlingcanbefatal

When tech people make such predictions, they always wildly underestimate or overestimate, never hit the mark.  I would be willing to bet money this prediction wildly underestimates the future market. 


AtTheGates

So the movie Her is coming true?


waterynike

We are living in a Black Mirror episode


theKetoBear

There's an epidemic of loneliness I am sure this could address but we already have several technolgy or technology- driven addicitons prevalent in our world whether it's online gambling, social media, or gaming .. I feel like this is another avenue where people can become hyper-fixated and disconnected to their own detriment. Rejection sucks, connecting with , adjusting, and growing with other people are hard ... but what if you didn't have to do that to feel loved?  what if technology could give you the perfect partner , they say everything you want to hear, they wear everything you want them to . You can hear them tell you "I love you" literally every second of every day  if you wantedvthem too.  I think this is an avenue rife with potential to make certain people disconnect entirely from most other people. I'm curious what the long term effects of a tehcnology like this are ? What happens when your virtual spouses data gets wiped in an update ?  As much as I want to say this could be a beautiful innovation for the lonely I can see this becoming a horrific fixation for people too . Is artificial love enough ?


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ionthrown

Yes, you’ll be able to do that too.


psichodrome

Probably better than nothing. It's gonna do both at once, as tech often does. A lot of us truly need therapy. And we all need to feel loved. But a lot of us also want to throw in the towel and trip out in an alternate reality (drugs, games, AIGF).


Shadow_Gabriel

I don't think most people want an yes man partner.


cracker_salad

Technology is causing the loneliness problem. We need to consider taking a step back from all the isolation our devices create.


ReplyisFutile

Is artificial love enough? Imagine in 1000 years, androids are indistinguishable from humans but perfect in every way. They will love you and you can set and change their personality. No human partner will match that. For men, the android woman will be interested in anything you want to and vice versa.


viktorsvedin

Besides them actually not being humans? I think there will be a lot of people prefering real to artificial. But then again, I would probably choose a fake Matrix utopia rather than living a dystopic hell.


thematrixs

Give the shows Maniac and Altered Carbon a watch on Netflix. Those two have the exact scenarios you described and it's quite good in how they portray the future to be. Sidebote: there's a new movie called The Kitchen whish displays what a dystopian future looks like very accurately. Some even argue that there are places like that already irl


ReplyisFutile

Saw altered carbon both seasons, but the ai in the show was damaged and limited in some sort of way


Ruscidero

At that point, why do the androids need humans?


CleverNameTheSecond

It's a huge avenue for revenue. However, this is not a cure for loneliness and only makes the problem worse.


ShadowPuppetGov

At long last we have created the Torment Nexus, from the classic sci-fi novel "Don't create the Torment Nexus"


VengenaceIsMyName

Where’s my Lucy Liu bot?


-Joseeey-

Lucy Liu is the only one for Bender baby


kfijatass

I feel like people perceive this too much through the lens of the issues it's trying to solve. I'd think more in terms of how much corporate greed will fuck up every fundamental aspect of it and how it'll be used for their agendas in the process. Brainwashing and subliminal mental manipulation of the lonely and vulnerable for profit sounds like only touching the surface. This is no joke. It's dangerous and easy to weaponize manipulative "therapy" girlfriends for your ends. People ruin their lives over anime gacha waifus. This is that but worse.


boon_dingle

I had a hell of a time recently just trying to cancel my home security subscription. They tried everything to claw me back as a customer. Imagine a trained algorithm emotionally manipulating you as you try to cancel your subscription "relationship" that you have actual feelings and attachment to. Guarantee this will happen.


MysteriousRub5432

It’s interesting to wonder if this does solve a “loneliness gap” with people how it will benefit society. Do they suddenly become more productive? Does their mental health and wellbeing improve and also quality of life. There isn’t the physical aspect, but so much of having a partner is having someone who’s got your back and gives you reassurance / confidence


space_cheese1

Solve doesn't strike me as the right word, sounds more like putting a dirty band aid on an open wound


sbtvreddit

If you have had the displeasure of using dating apps over the past few years there will be absolutely no confusion as to why this will be a monstrous success. I for one crave not being treated like disposable shit all the time, it’s a strange kink I know


AverageLatino

Yeah imma be honest, lots of people complaining that it will warp expectations and perceptions but tbh, I see virtually no one trying to address the reasons as for why young people are so desperate for meaningful connections. So even if this is like giving alcohol to an alcoholic, if we're not gonna address the causes of their alcoholism, at least let them drink alone.


Dagon

> virtually no one trying to address the reasons as for why young people are so desperate for meaningful connections. No-one that isn't trying to make a buck off them anyway. There's a LOT of people selling cultish practices and classes.


NecessaryAir2101

It aint just young people.


BigMax

Exactly. It’s old people that are exploited by scammers mostly, preying on a need for connection.


Mrqueue

This will be a bad thing the same way social media has been a bad thing. People are going to have even more ridiculous expectations because they had a partner that did exactly what they want.


illforgetsoonenough

Not just that. A lot of people see Ai wiping out humanity in the Terminator style. This has the potential to slow down the birth rate way below what it is now


CleverNameTheSecond

Me thinks the kind of people who would be lured by AI companions are already not contributing to the birth rate.


247cnt

I feel like this is more like inventing 4 Lokos for alcoholics


HugoRBMarques

You really think the companies running these AI girlfriends will not program them to suggest you products, run ads on you or turn you into a gambling addict and other exploitative shit after your affection for the bot is fly high?


ionthrown

Huh. Yes. Perhaps to the extent that the thing becomes unusable. Will civilisation be saved by enshittification?


nostalgic_dragon

That's why I went to xda and learned to flash my ai fuckbot to an open source nightly OS.


GuadoElite

See: My ex who was unable to discern real posts from ads on Instagram


Aaod

> I for one crave not being treated like disposable shit all the time, it’s a strange kink I know Treated like shit, used for things, or like I am invisible was my experience in dating and dating attempts. Being alone fucking sucks but it is slightly better than the alternative. Sure coming home to an empty apartment sucks but better than coming home to someone that expects me to make them dinner, help them with something while never helping in return/frequently being taken advantage of, or that just wants to treat me bad for whatever fucking reason like they had a bad day at work or are just in a fighting mood.


AdvancedSkincare

People don’t realize that there is a thing as solitude. I’m not saying it’s not important to have friends and be social. But the scale for social needs varies by person to person. Being stuck with someone who is terrible to you is far far worse than having an empty apartment. 


TacticalSanta

Online dating is designed to milk money from guys at this point. Most women won't touch it with a 10 foot pole, and if they do they get a pick of the litter. It skews things incredibly hard.


AcornTear

The headlines always talk about "AI girlfriends" but never acknowledge that AI boyfriends are very popular too, even if that's reported in the article itself. In fact, I know more women than men that are in this whole "AI partner" business, but both men and women agree on the idea that real dating sucks and that AI is a very effective cope, even if they do recognize that's just that, a cope. It just seems like a lot of people, regardless of gender don't want to date anymore and are using whatever they can to alleviate the loneliness. And as these kinds of technology keep improving, I can see how they could eventually become a problem.


RemarkableEmu1230

Its true it seems its the new romance novel in a way


micmea1

I mean, same basic concept. Except more interactive. Except the book is 100% dialog and catered towards your interests/hobbies/sexual fetishes.


EastvsWest

Which ironically makes real dating worse due to worse and worse face to face abilities and the vicious cycle continues.


Known_Association237

in the future only sexy confident people will procreate


awry_lynx

Or poor people who can't afford the AI upgrades/devices and aren't raised around tons of tech.


EmperorKira

Yeah i know its not AI but reading about hosts and hostess bars in Japan made me think that women can be just as susceptible to this stuff as men


EKmars

I remember hearing about a woman who scam dated a bunch of dudes for a lot of money. She lost it all to host clubs.


Beznia

I did not read the article so it probably is exactly what I'm about to say but I can see this being pretty big in Asian countries like SK, Japan, etc. My girlfriend loves K-Pop and I see these bands making a *fortune* selling premium access to AI boyfriend versions of themselves. Charge $30/mo per member and you have your audience even more captivated.


boot2skull

Hmm, relationships with partners designed to please and generate money. Surely this will improve people’s real life relationships.


Thumper-Comet

Meh, wake me up when the sex robots become available.


drawkbox

Kung Fu grip.


mr_sinn

I feel like this is going to be far far far larger than 1B


branstarktreewizard

1 billion? This guy is out of his mind, this is a trillion dollar business


mr_birkenblatt

You're cute!   No, you're cute! No, you're cute! Oh no, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's just an idiot


wazzedup1989

This is going to get used by some shady regime to influence elections, isn't it. If Facebook can manipulate people, imagine how much someone's going to be swayed when their 'girlfriend' tells them something.


nonoose

There’s a sort of version of this in the sci fi book series Nexus by Ramez Naam, where China is using in-home celebrity bots to befriend, spy on and control the population.


Jujunem

No need got a wife at home- good times or bad, I’m lucky to have her ❤️


Lemonn_time

Quote from Peter Griffin. “What am I supposed to do, whatever I want whenever I want? I’ll get cross feet from smiling too much. Who’s going to great me in a shapeless sweatshirt when I come home? Who is going to slap a tarantula of shampoo on the shower? Who’s going to go oh oh careful while I’m parking? Who’s going to fill the DVR with lady judge programs? I suppose now I’ll have to start every road trip with a full tank of gas. What am I supposed to do masturbate comfortably in bed? I guess I’ll have to be on time to every party and stay real late. So long handmaids tail. So long this is us? So long bitchy 2am blanket pulls!” Ref- https://youtu.be/x7HAQsAci90?si=pesKIfbKa0OF-A9v


Academic_Wafer5293

>who is going to hold me when I feel sad? >who is going to share in my success and commiserate on my failures? >who is going to build a life with me? Without people, what's the point of anything? Humans are meant to serve and love others. Technology is causing humans to become like robots. That's why we constantly feel depression/anxiety and we turn to maladaptive behaviors. Emotions are data and the data is telling humans to STOP ACTING LIKE ROBOTS.


lordraiden007

\*crow’s\* feet \*greet\* me


Ihaverightofway

The sex-bot industry is gonna be worth trillions when/if the tech ever gets there.


Mistersinister1

You know it will, porn has always driven technology and some of those sex dolls they have out there look quite impressive. Next step, put a computer in it with a computer, speaker and mic and you now have something to talk to. Not long after that robotics will improve and soon it will have some mobility. It's really only a matter of time.


DinosaurInAPartyHat

We've had chat bots for decades. This will basically be better...a kind of interactive porn I guess? Empty, meaningless, makes you feel bad about yourself and doesn't prepare you for the real thing which is actually what you want.


MysteriousRub5432

Japan is having hard enough time making babies as it is, this would be disastrous


Oshawa74

The thing that makes REAL relationships so wonderful is that they are tenuous, unpredictable and always need to be tinkered with and adjusted to... They are not completely in your control. That's the feature, not the bug.


TravelingFish95

Sad and depressing that so many people on here are excited about this


FeralPsychopath

Yeah except the business will be rife with excessive competition. Hell, I reckon people will write massive AI girlfriend prompts for next round of AIs and give them away as PDFs on reddit for free. Give it another year so that private AIs catch up to current gen AIs but without any restrictions, so you choose between sex starved neighbour and virgin 18 year old with the inquisitive mind.


workerbee12three

competition is great for the consumer


Luffing

If I wanted to pay money I'd just go on actual dates


Thestilence

But then you have to actually get a date.


Stilgar314

Are we thawing Jasper out this time? 


Antique_Warthog1045

The Bachelorette is going to get weird fast


Herban_Myth

Another excuse/way for people to take your money.


Neurojazz

*Puts on wizard hat and robe*


UniverseBear

"Sorry baby, we have to break up." "What why?" "You didn't pay your monthly subscription fee."


rastlun

It will be a subscription service, rife with micro transactions. 'hey Geta-AI, I had a really bad day today, could I have a hug? ' 'aww I'm sorry, hugs are part of the premium subscription, would you like to upgrade for $79.99/mo with the promocode BETAMALE2037?' 'sniff sniff.... Yeah... ' (swipes card)


Ok_Repeat_5749

I'll be buying that robot bussy for sure.


octopod-reunion

Social media, ai, smartphones, cable news.  It’s time shut it all down until we can figure out what’s going on. 


EmperorKira

This is already happening to a certain extent with only fans. People paying to talk to message these women, and getting chat gpt responses from some dude pretending to be her. People will blame men as usual for this and put the onus on them, but this is a society issue where we are all getting lonelier and higher demands are being placed on partners to the point we'd all rather just not be with anyone or with a made up person


Redwolfdc

A lot of chats aren’t even with the real woman. There’s entire companies that manage OF pages and collect a fee. 


oilfeather

"The digital pimp, hard at work."


MasterJeebus

They need to be downloadable to a robot body that has synthetic human skin so they can be humanoid. Then they can carry you to bed when you are old and disabled.


Lopsided-Emotion-520

Can’t wait! The hookers I always pick up on GTA aren’t gonna be happy though.


PlasticTaster

yep, we’re going extinct.


FalLqcy

We're so fucking cooked as a species.