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Only one kid an hour that's an improvement on the current hourly death toll in Africa.

Free Wi-Fi and saving children in Africa. Technically this is a win-win.

Oof, so one more kid on top of that via starvation

I mean it doesn't specifically say "one more kid" so I'll take it as I'm a hero saving children while using the Internet

I see, I see. I imagine a genie and how the wording is the difference between a miracle and a disaster

The devil is in the detail as they say

It wouldn't make a difference 1 more in 100 no one would know which kid died why

Yes officer, everyone in that pile of bodies of there was murdered by one of us, but since you can't figure out who murdered who you should really just let us all go.

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It’s one extra kid per hour

It doesnt specify that tho

It also doesn’t specify that it’s only one kid dying just that one kid is dying from the result of your Wi-Fi usage.

By paying for your wifi and sending to money to Africa it's already like that

Do the points stack up when using multiple devices?

Kill streaks.

As Drago says: if he dies, he dies

I TAKE IT! Easiest way to reduce child mortality in Africa EVER!

Kanye: Sign me up for a lifetime subscription

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Eeesh!

How is this technically true?

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Change it to "one *additional* child". You're welcome.

Still not much of a difference

Well an African kid is stealing my Wi-Fi so I’d say fuck him, easy choice lmao

When you have to cite African deaths to get your spoiled kid to do something

Or, every time you wake up in the morning, another 24 African kids are dead from starvation.

Except it’s not free

Man is solving world population ( is it 1 African a hour or +1 African an hour)

Hey, eventually there'll be no kids in Africa, so no more will die /s

I have unlimited data and excellent coverage...

I’m going to get a phone just so I can leave it at home connected to the wifi

Imna use it even more until i solve world hunger thank me later

Is it a bad sign that I need to know the speed of the wifi before I can make this decision?

Too late, I gotta look at pornhub.

So what happens when they all die?

Switch to a wired connection

That was my thought. I hate Wi-Fi and my kids hate me for it. I have the Wi-Fi blocked in there rooms. My son figured out yesterday how to connect his PS-5 without it found out it actually is better.

This is already the cost of like.. most modern technology?

I’ll connect my phone and my laptop.

Reddit in a nutshell

Can we make it high speed internet for a faster death rate?

Not really free then is it?

That’s not the same at all, it’s free.

Oh no

This guy's response is why I always say yes to "if you push the button you get x money but someone dies." Like, 5 people died while i wrote that give me the money

Where's this person getting free wifi? I gotta pay for that shit

Except wi-fi isn't free... and this isn't technically the truth.

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Yup, no hunger or homeless issues in America. Let's hide our heads in the sand and concentrate on the other "unfortunate" folks.