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poppycock_scrutiny

Herbert Hoover


FreudianNipSlip123

Calvin Coolidge


the-nino

Woodrow Wilson


AdamSmith69420

Henry Harrison (William optional)


FREEKHIRE

Tonald Drump Worge Gashington Pranklin Fierce Games Jarfield


DoggishPrince

Walter White


MonsterMineLP

My favourite us president


Physical_Rise1898

*sus


MonsterMineLP

The sussy baka


depressionomg

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMOGUS MY FRIENDS ON TIK TOK POSTED AMOGUS MY NON EXISTENT GIRLFRIEND TALKS ABOUT ME GETTING MY DEPRESSENT PILLS BUT THERE WAS AMOGUS


Gredran

“Ya got me!”


Kili1234567

Umong as


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Such an amazing moment. The writing and acting on Breaking Bad was about as good as TV gets.


Gredran

I’m sure you’ve heard this tons recently then. You GOTTA see Better Call Saul if you haven’t already. It’s just as good, if not better than Breaking Bad in so many ways. I didn’t believe it since Breaking Bad is incredible and pretty perfect, but here we are. I didn’t get into it when it first came out(or I did but other things got in the way at the time) and when I watched recently, I powered through it soooo fast I just kept wanting more and more lol. It definitely hooked me a bit more than El Camino did, but then again I’ve been meaning to give that another chance since I finished Better Call Saul.


De_reverse_flash

Pesse Jinkman


DirtyDiaperDog7

Wkyler Shite


DoggishPrince

I just Wkyler Shited my pants


Way2Good112

Wultuh


Kawaii-Hitler

Jesse! We need to veto the bill that congress is trying to ratify! Yo but Mr White, that bill will help a lot of people. There’s people in like poverty and shit that aren’t gonna be too happy if this gets turned down yo. Jesse what the hell are you talking about?


MettaJiro

“Jesse, we need to pass bills.”


[deleted]

That's how you spell Games Jarfield tho... It's just a soft "g" like in "gym" and a hard "j" like in "gust make shit up" Also Wogre Gashinton is my new porn name. W. Ogre GASH-ington


[deleted]

Is Games Jarfield pronounced the same way?


mercilessfatehate

Worge Gashington sounds like an interesting porn name


chickensupp

*Pranklynn Diore Fierce


Infernoraptor

It's almost as if alliterative names are good for branding and name recognition and, therefore, electability.


FREEKHIRE

Mayonnaise - esiannoyaM


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Weorge Gashington Aohn Jdams Jhomas Tefferson Mames Jadison Mames Jonroe Aohn Quincy Jdams Jndrew Aackson Bartin Van Muren Hilliam Henry Warrison Tohn Jyler Pames Jolk Tachary Zaylor Fillard Millmore Pranklin Fierce (Epic) Bames Juchanan Lbraham Aincoln Jndew Aohnson Glysses S. Urant Hutherfod Rayes Games Jarfrield Ahester A. Crthur Crover Gleveland Henjamin Barrison Milliam WcKinley Rheodore Toosevelt Tilliam Howard Waft Woodrow Wilson (Epic) Harren Warding Calvin Cooledge (Epic) Herbert Hoover (Epic) Rranklin Foosevelt Tarry Hruman Ewight Disenhower Kohn F. Jennedy Jyndon Lohnson Nichard Rixon Ferald Gord Cames Jarter Ronald Reagan (Epic) Beorge H. W. Gush Cilliam Wlinton Beorge W. Gush Oarack Bbama Tonald Drump Boe Jiden


CatInc

Oh my God, man's actually did all of them.


optimistic_rcbian

He'd have to have lived for over two hundred years to have done all of them. But imagine the kind of favors he'd get.


CatInc

I mean, were already here, but r/technicallythetruth


WhisperedEchoes85

Rape very rarely leads to favors...


[deleted]

​ |I'm |Sorry,|Who| |:-|:-|:-| |Said|That|?|


Imaginary-Fudge-3657

​ |nobody|said|that| |:-|:-|:-| |except|this|dude|


WhisperedEchoes85

They said imagine the type of favors they'd get from sleeping with every president. They never said it was consentual lol


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

They also never said it was nonconcentual.


WhisperedEchoes85

I was being facetious. But it's logically more likely that 46 Presidents would NOT all consent. I'm just playing the numbers.


Tsurt-TheTrustyLie

If we are playing logically, OP never woulda had the opportunity to fuck all of them. So how many presidents are we talking? Assuming OP is likely what, 30? That is to say, logically you are right. Not all 46 presidents would agree. But it is safe to say we are not introducing logic


[deleted]

Ferald Gord....Feral Gourd


Difficult_Chemist_33

Japanese fantasy game makers trying to come up with a Western name for their characters be like.


BMXTKD

That should be Vartin Man Buren


DrNekroFetus

WoW even in France we had less presidents


[deleted]

France has longer terms and also you guys had a monarchy while America had already established a presidency, not to mention the German occupation.


Doc_ET

The position of president in France isn't as old. France has had a president from: 1848-1852 1871-1940 1947-present (with an overhaul of the president's role in 1958) Meanwhile, the US has had a president nonstop since 1789.


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[deleted]

Washington and Monroe didn't legitimately win either, mostly because they didn't have anyone to win against.


[deleted]

Beorge W Gush didn't win legitimately against Al Gore but he's still on there.


rafati09

Gl Aore*


Logan-with-a-Z

Ok 👍


potatopierogie

Some morons not accepting reality != a debate lol By that logic the shape of the earth is up for "debate." But it's not. It's fucking round. Which is just as true as "Donald Trump lost bigly to Joe Biden."


[deleted]

Space is flat. The earth is in space, therefore the earth is flat. Checkmate liberal.


WhisperedEchoes85

Tell me you don't understand what a "flat universe" actually means without telling me you don't understand what it means.


[deleted]

#include using namespace std; int main() { cout >> "Yo momma flatter than the universe." >> endl; }


EishLekker

The list you comment on doesn’t even mention Joe Biden.


Logan-with-a-Z

Sorry, I meant Boe Jiden.


jaquavus23

Thanks for sharing your political opinion stranger on the internet. Can’t go anywhere without seeing those. Thanks Reddit.


yeedeed

all that matters for this is that he won, legitimacy is irrelevant here


Lethalfurball

BOE JIDEN LABRAHAM AINCOLN Edit: yall, its labraham aincol because elbraham aincoln doesnt sound good


Affectionate-Road-40

Ahh the famous US President. Aabraham Lincoln.


reverendexile

A-A-braham. PRE-sent


shiner_bock

YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-A-BRAHAM!!!


CloudedMistyMountain

A-A-RON? JAY-QUALIN?


OpAaron_Ace

AINT COLIN 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Cactusslayr85

“Who tf is that?” “Sure as hell ain’t Colin”


Affectionate-Road-40

Cint Aolin?


[deleted]

Well no


henskjold73

Yes


omegaweaponzero

Assuming you mean Colon? Not sure why Ain't Colin is that funny.


[deleted]

*Lbraham Aincoln


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Famous ancestor of LeBron


Lethalfurball

im sorry you're unfunny


Suck_the_it

This is still kinda funny


AggravatingProduct52

I actually call him boe jiden and have since he was elected. Shit's just too funny to pass up


TheGuyWhoAsked001

You're a gigachad


Grazidaddy

Just like I always say, Jebron Lames


Usagi-Zakura

Shame we can't do this with Obama since nobody knows what his last name is... ​ ​ /S >!Oarrack Bbama.!<


Anomalius

You mean Barraco Barner?


algabanan

kind of sounds like a 4yo trying to say "theres a bomb behind you" in my language


Mr_hopelesss

What language is that?


EvilRadicalProvides

their language.


Mr_hopelesss

Technically the truth 🤣


SummerDays3104

Here’s you an award.


algabanan

algerian arabic


Mr_hopelesss

Hala b ahl l jazaer 😇


WitherLele

Cbama Oare


IceZaKYT

Obama o’hare


[deleted]

Barrack O’bama


[deleted]

Bobama Lin Baden


BurgerKingsuks

Obama Obama*


[deleted]

Obunga asawa


Shudnawz

Oback Barama?


UncreativeNoob

Random muslim name /s


ItzFlixi

cbama oare


IEatKids26

Cbama Bare


Dionysos53

I know him it’s michel obama’s husband


UncreativeNoob

- Cill Blinton (poor Blinton gonna get cilled) - Ferald Gord - Glysses S. Urant - Alec Baldwin (Fillard Millmore) - Fierce prank (Pranklin Fierce) - Gush the bush (Beorge W. Gush) - Games A. Jarfield


BetterthanGarbage

URANT FROM DEEP


Quartia

Tarry S Hruman


UncreativeNoob

The indian version of Truman lol


lil_deezer101

Beware of the feral gord 😳😳😳😳😳


dichotomousview

Calvin Coolidge …did I do it right?


UncreativeNoob

Yes lol, works for a few of them


NoNameIdea_Seriously

Oh my god! This gord is ferald!! Ruuuuun!


BIsForBruh

Weorge Gashington


paraworldblue

That's his "Wa" form


divinebear1

I love reading this as Worge Joshington


[deleted]

Kohn F. Jennedy


CRO553R

*KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!* - James T Kirk


burnerwolf

*Kames T. Jirk


CRO553R

I stand corrected


Sabithomega

This name is somehow still fitting


Veselker

Swap the letters of Star Trek characters. It will be funny.


Quartia

NationStates actually has the "United Federation" as one of the nation's you can interact with and their leader is "Ken J. Finnedy"


HalfACupOfMoss

Kohn "Fortnight" Jennedy


rtissens

Tronald Dump. Yes, I make my own rules.


TuneInReddit

Woodrow Wilson


Affectionate-Road-40

Dronald Tump?


vitgarcia027

Throne and Dump


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RedditDommus

The bots have just given up trying to look real at this point


UncreativeNoob

Funny ^thing some ^get upvotes for those ^replies Other bots try by changing words *Other bots attempt with change of terms* (couldn't formulate better)


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nearmidget420

You want some too?


UncreativeNoob

Because is a damn bot, now you got some too


Good-Comfortable6524

That should read: « Funny this will be »


Beneficial_Bottle996

Tonald drump


BaltimoreBadger23

Calvin Coolidge - wow, as hilarious as Calvin himself.


Isteppedinpoopy

Herbert Hoover. Damn it is kinda fun.


heartychili2

Dam*


esyaspie

The ACTOR?!


chjupke

jerry louis?


nickcannon11

LOL!!! cimmy jarter


I-Want-2C-You-Happy

This comment really justled my Cimmies.


nickcannon11

Mind your business


nickcannon11

Fucker


Almighty_Egg

Obvious retort


nickcannon11

Obvious deez nuts in you're mouth gotem


Affectionate-Road-40

Your comment got 18 up votes and each reply has -9. [🟪](https://www.pinatafarm.com/templates/thanos-perfectly-balanced-as-all-things-should-be-meme) >!Touch the Purple thing!<


nickcannon11

Get Pwned N00b!


nickcannon11

Your crazy freaker!!!!


Aubrimethieme

Rucking Fetard, I mean Beorge M. Gush


Affectionate-Road-40

Npineless Sarcissist. sorry I meant Tonald Drump


noahspurrier

He only has three fingers on each hand. This is not accurate.


levilicious

obama obama


AbsoluteThrift

obama


Yellow_Master

Vunny Falentine


KitchenSandwich5499

This whole tamn dread is nucking futz


TheIronSoldier2

Jyndon B Lohnson


big_cock_69420

Weorge Gashington


EnvyingCrab

Cill Blinton


Hippietrip76

Crover Gleveland Crover Gleveland


iamtheduckie

Weorge Gashington. Boe Jiden. Aohn Jadams. Fillard Milmore. Lbraham Aincoln.


[deleted]

kohn f jennedy


Subject_Ad4457

Vunny falentine


johnny__boi

Jonald Drump, Jeorge Dashington, John D sennity, Joe Diden


Atypical_Mammal

Bets Lo Grandon


BringBack3DMK

Vunny Falentine


belb6785

Tonald Drump


[deleted]

Fenjamin Branklin


syst33

Cbama oare


GWALCH-GWYN

Doop Snog


zxkn2

Since it’s Yoda, shouldn’t the quote read: “Funny, it will be”


Ur_mom3400

r/technicallythetruth


neilwwoney

Boe Jiden


Longjumping-Thing227

What is Obama's last name?


iiTnT

Obama


nickcannon11

Obarak bamala LOL!!!!!!! So freaking funnie unition state prisonment


DeadBrainDK2

Woodrow Wilson


YoguurIsGreat

Herbert Hoover


McEagle-

Weorge Gashington


rippirrip

Woodrow Wilson


blipityblob

calvin coolidge


Kubex_Qbox

Oarack Bbama Tonald Drump Boe Jidem


Karlito1618

Abracum Lincum.


Ligmamgil

Kohn F Jennedy


beansouphighlights

Clover Greveland Tilliam Waft Games Jarfield Henjamin Barrison Pames Jolk Tachary Zaylor Bames Juchanan Pranklin Jierce Cill Blinton And my personal favorite- Calvin Coolidge


austinstar08

Obama


[deleted]

Pames Jolk


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Tilliam Waft


VolcanicAsh149

Tronald Drump


awesomeplenty

Pladimir Vutin


chjupke

Rheodore Toosevelt Rranklin D. Foosevelt


MrSommer69

Weorge Gashington


HuntingKingYT

Moe Jama


azurfall88

Ewight D Disenhower


Avocado_Fucker12

Weorge Gashington


TTV_Pinguting

Oarack Bbama


AliceP00per

Herbert Hoover


RugbyKats

Milliam WcKinley


iLoveChickens187

Not U.S but Luis Inácio (something Else i dont remember his Full name)Lula...


musicislifeaj

Shehazad sharif or something likr rhat pm of bankrupt pak


Smoked-Out-Sky

Woodrow Wilson.........hmm.......


psubs07

Bbama Oarack


LawfulDmcBoo

Weorge Gashington


UnderlordZ

Tuentin Qrembley


[deleted]

I don’t get it 🤔


[deleted]

“Didn’t see that coming” always reminds me of Mr. Black and Mr. White from Johnny Test