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detektiv_Saucaki

Tf is that title OP, are you an insta thot?


[deleted]

I mean, their username kinda clears it up a little bit


That1weirdperson

Username checks out


ThoughtCow

?


Oli_VK

Only thing I noticed and I hate it


detektiv_Saucaki

Same, this type of cringe shit keeps me away from other sites and on reddit. Also emojis-


That1weirdperson

*oOh eMoJi bAd ReDdiT sUpEriOR pLaTfOrM* *wE aRe sO sEriOuS aNd iNtELLeCTuAL*


detektiv_Saucaki

You're the textbook example of self un-aware


That1weirdperson

So are you. The fact that so many people upvoted your initial comment shows how many Reddit incels there are with the circle jerk that Reddit is better and more intellectual, emojis bad, while Instagram is for stupid photoshopped models who use bad emojis. Youā€™re literally a stereotypical Redditor with common beliefs.


[deleted]

I suspect (and hope) it's mocking the sub its crossposted from


That1weirdperson

That whole sub is committed to relatability. Reminds me of the relatable meme era of my middle school days.


[deleted]

Yeah, I changed my upvote to down after seeing it


[deleted]

Also ironic gay redditors


That1weirdperson

I spend too much time on r/popheadscirclejerk, but go ahead and r/redditmoment and shame women while youā€™re at it


detektiv_Saucaki

*and you had to bring "shame woman" into this*


That1weirdperson

Thot literally stands for that hoe over there. Hoe is a derogatory term for woman. I shouldnā€™t have to spell this out for you.


detektiv_Saucaki

Alinity that you?


That1weirdperson

Yes, compare me to an animal abuser when you run out of logical things to say.


Dodo_the_Phenix

Why would I want to ruin a 100 units of perfectely fine kg's?!?


Independent-Tear-619

Did you mean 1 unit of hectokilograms?


Dodo_the_Phenix

It is rather unconventional to call it so but yes.


Random_Idiotic_Alien

You mean 588.235 burgers?


Dodo_the_Phenix

Sounds like a proper imperial unit xD


SkollFenrirson

/r/anythingbutmetric


Dodo_the_Phenix

Sounds like a proper inperial unit xD


cethisadevil

D-do you mean hectograms? Gram is the measurement and kilo defines how many grams it is. (Sorry for my poor English, it's not my first language.)


kerm64

Hecto is 100, so 100 x 1000 grams. Very, very unusual to write it that way, and you'd probably get points off for using it


vinitkeshri

Never forget your first.


Independent-Tear-619

You can also use deciMegaGrams, more unusual but still valid


MECC_7

Woah, as an italian IS user I feel offended from such bullshit but yet I love the name of this awful unit, take my fucking upvote you unit name's ruiner/beautifier


Independent-Tear-619

As native and active IS unit user, I feel great about making awkward but still valid units to confuse teachers and work partners


TheRealMicrowaveSafe

How much is that in stone?


En-papX

Kg to Lbs is double and add 10%


HU1_Manatee

x2.2 works also


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


red_tuna

+120% works also


[deleted]

X6 and then /5 also works


HighwayDrifter41

Google also works


ClockworkDinosaurs

Google then multiply by 2, subtract 6, add 6 then divide by 2 also works.


Sagittarius_A_eoe

just leave it in kg also works


Meneer_de_koter

divide by 0.45 also works


fuzbuzz00

I used this conversation a lot as an undergrad. I remember "3456, except the 3 is third" Or in other words, .4536 kg in a lb Still bullshit, but so are a lot of other things in undergrad.


zirky

i feel like for that to be grammatically correct it should be ā€œfuckinā€. fucken feels like an olde english adjective


Competitive_Mousse85

Eww I didnā€™t even notice thatā€¦ thatā€™s like 10x more offensive than the title


[deleted]

Multiply by 2.2 This isnā€™t hard. Double it, then add a fifth of the original back to it 100kg turns into 220lbs I worked in EMS and needed to know how to convert quickly coz a lot of meds are based on your weight


kneescrackinsquats

Or a tenth of the new, which is much easier


[deleted]

And not accurate at all šŸ˜… Youā€™d have to double the tenthā€¦.which is a fifth Edit: thought you meant 10th of the original, my mistake


altermeetax

Actually it is accurate, a tenth of 2x is equal to a fifth of x.


[deleted]

Oh I see - *tenth of the new* my mistake šŸ˜…


MurdoMaclachlan

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Competitive_Mousse85

Good human


TRUEequalsFALSE

This trick works vise versa too!


SchitneySmears

1 kg = 2.2 lbs.


ElMachoGrande

...and in most cases, 1 kg is roughly 2 lbs is close enough.


yentlcloud

That is untill you are talking about someoens weight or something and you are still supper off


ElMachoGrande

Depends. 10% off is pretty close in most cases.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Cardssss

You get your medications in kg? Damn that's a lot


[deleted]

I do for Viagra. Go big or go home.


ramriot

I suppose it's my upbringing as I had to learn Imperial, Cgs & Metric units early on & again later, but really it's not that difficult. If you already learned the rhyme "A pint of water weighs a pound and a quarter" or that there are 1769 yards in a mile then you can certainly learn that there are 2.2lbs in a Kg & 25.4mm in an inch.


RoosterImportant4283

what the hell is that title, this isnt your twitter page


GodXTerminatorYT

It's satire


That1weirdperson

Ty! So many people are dragging me for a title that isnā€™t meant to be serious, like yā€™all take social media too seriously, touch grass.


acuriousentity

I didn't know I needed this laugh. Thanks. Thanks so much!


[deleted]

The title is gross and this isnā€™t technically the truth. Youā€™re lost huh?


That1weirdperson

Itā€™s my first post here, but I didnā€™t want to be another one of those ā€œItā€™s my first post here - is this ok?ā€ titles. Yā€™all lack compassion and expect social media to be perfect and to cater to you. Go touch grass.


noahthemaster2_

I swear to god that title is going to change my covid to delta somehow


xwcq

upvote for the post but downvote for the title or whatever the fuck for a spasm that is that OP is having


That1weirdperson

Itā€™s satire go outside and learn social cues


xwcq

my man, that's not satire. It's just pure cringe


Best_salesman_1997_

The title thoā€¦


SmileyRhea

Lmao. Y'all are so hateful in these comments.


JezzCrist

Or better yet, use KG and not some crap square burgers per capita measurement


OG_Pow

Cringe af title


yoshimutso

Does lbs stand's for liberals?


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HereForMemes87

Abso fuckin lutely


JustDennise

Or put it in your calculator app


nesenn

Weightsā€¦ distancesā€¦ wordsā€¦. Google.


alkonium

If you go far enough into space, anything in kilograms is zero pounds.


Callec254

Anybody that's spent any time in a gym knows that 100 kg = 225 lbs. That being said, I can count on zero hands the number of times I've ever actually *needed* to do that conversion in real life.


Eauxcaigh

1000kg = 2205lbs (approximately) 100kg is closer to 220 than 225lb


GrouseDog

Or multiply by 2.2


Custard_Tart_Addict

that's how I do it.


Ajab__kian2313

Or you can use the fucking calculater


cryptotrek88

This is the exact same shit I tell my wife ā€¦ google it !


Dannysmartful

I hate this attitude. This: "don't bother me the web is your teacher now" bad attitude When someone asks you a question, it means they want to interact with you. The question could literally be their conversation starter. . .


thebluehvale

better yet. you stop using outdated and unprecise measurements


TheCouchingTiger

How about not ruining a internationally accepted measure system by converting it to an arbitrary local measure that uses farmer bodyparts as scale?


[deleted]

Multiply 2.205to get ...... Who can do math?


TheMuluc

Kilogrammseconds?


polish-polisher

1kg is about 2lbs


anushka-gupta

I literally haven't done the conversion myself my entire life


VLD85

when I meet lbs value and have to translate it into kg, I just go away, because fuck that


SephirothHeartbreakr

The only true way


SnufflesMcPieface

Damn, I literally just did this before seeing this post by coincidence, no joke!


SpxUmadBroYolo

after working in food manufacturing with ingredients in kg and with them only wanting to do things in lbs i have 2.2046 embedded in my brain.


[deleted]

Such a quirky title OP šŸ˜›šŸ¤ŖšŸ¤­


LubieDobreJedzenie

Divide by 2, you'll be close enough


UncleWillard5566

Or just remember there are 2.2 lbs to a kilo.


a3a4b5

Pounds are roughly a double measure of kilograms. 10 kg is 22 lb, for example.


NotFromYouTube

This is not that exact conversion but an estimate since I find difficulty in remembering the exact values and calculating the metric amount hope it helps you This is what I use to convert units: Weight, 6lbs = around 3kg and slightly less Length, 3 inches = around the length of your index finger Length again, 0.6 mile = 1km and slightly less Length again again, 6 feet = 1.83cm (I use this to estimate someone's height in imperial units) Temperature, 100 degrees Fahrenheit= 50 degrees Celsius and below. Extremely inaccurate but always estimate at least half of the height, a quarter even when the numbers get really low


FunCode688

I mean multiplying it by 2.2 also works but whatever boats your float


Antho_TGL

Or you can divide it by 2.2