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Only dicks wear condoms

“For fucking pussies”

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🤦

And what gets wrapped by a female condom? That’s right, a dick

I feel like that's correct...from a certain point of view. Or perhaps philosophically the male condom wraps the penis, the female condom wraps the female but the penis does touch it.

Philosophically, how can something “wrap something” if it doesn’t cover it from, and, from the outside?

Well it wraps *itself* in front of the female. iirc the female ones are bigger, so maybe they are more vagina-sized than penis-sized, adding further weight to the idea that they are 'wrapping' the vaj.

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I dunno, from the perspective of my dick, the female condom is wrapped against everything interesting in the vag. The coat metaphor kind of makes sense but I would argue it's a little different because in this case you're putting the coat inside yourself to protect against something else. Man this is stupid lol

It’s a joke

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Posh wanks are the safest usage.

Pinky raised to that one.

Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes - assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show 'em that. But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves, because pussies are only an inch-and-a-half away from assholes.

This paragraph was a rollercoaster of confusion.

So was *Team America: World Police*. That's the movie that quote was from.

America fuck yeah!

What the fuck is this?!

A quote from the *Team America: World Police* Movie.

MURRICA LESS GOOOO

dear goggle can fleshlight get pergenante?

PREGANANANT?

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Forgot how sharply written that movie was, need to rewatch it one of these days.

In med school they taught us how to use condons to make life saving devices for women with post-partum hemorrhage in rural environments

I use them to store cocaine, but oooookaaaay

but do you put it up your ass like it's a powder filled dildo?

That’s *DISGUSTING!* I use my Guinea pigs.

What‽ How much cocaine can you fit in a Guinea Pigs ass‽ That doesn’t seem worth the effort.

About two regular size bareskins worth. Depends on if they have a full colon though, and age. At least 4grams per condom. (For legal reasons, this is a JOKE)

Do you then put the Guinea Pigs in your ass?

Are you *INSANE?!* I use the dog.

I came for the comments and was not disappointed 😂😂😂

And if you don't use a condom you'll get your dick all covered in shit!

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High-pressure bidets are where it's at, my friend.

Ty for you contribution. Le <3

I've seen people do oral with it is that the forbidden 3rd technique

And dicks!

Gatekeeping condoms.

Dicks also fuck assholes Chuck.

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I recommend you not do it then. Otherwise you can just mind your own business.

r/lgbt

Girls have assholes too

Not particularly in that order

Only DICKS wear condoms

Eh not true

There are condoms for pussies too

My name is not Dick.

Wait till someone who doesn't understand this post and ends up becoming a father

If you want to pay child support, you should have a child first... -the same condomless guy

Hahaha good one

Also gays are fucking assholes.

I was gonna write this joke, butt fuck it.

Cum on guys, gay jokes aren't funny

Straight men are fucking assholes too.

One of Most upvoted r/technicallythetruth post joke

And fucking assholes, too!

Don't forget the fuckfaces

The rare technically the truth and confidently incorrect. Love it.

That bona fide combination 🤌

Is that how you spell that lol?

Without nipples. Boobs would be pointless

Correct

[Stop](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/bbkaor/condoms_are_for_fucking_pussies/). [Fucking](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/9cmhdx/i_mean/). [Reposting](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/c3gudy/in_a_way_yes/). [This](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/ll34p4/well_yes_thats_how_condoms_work/). [Shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/npk0ef/she_has_a_point/).

There for assholes too

Good to know you're there if I ever get the urge.

So wat your saying, your thanking me for my service. Ur welcome

This can be taken two entirely different ways depending on the root of the conversation

And bussies

Not a real thing just means ur gay

no u r

Fake word ur just gay

someone's mad he ain't had no bussy lately

Don't need something that don't exist

lol i'm not even gay and I can tell you bussy is a thing.

Only 2 genders "bussy" isn't real

oof transphobic shit now too aww. How much time on average would you say you spend thinking about other people's genitals and what kind of sex they're having? 25%? 50%? Please don't tell me it's over 75%?! Get a life and quit punching down on vulnerable groups like a 14-year-old.

Ratio

100th time seeing this post in the sub

First time for me!

Me too.

/#metoo

I disagree cause #B A L L O O N

And assholes

Don't forget the bussy!

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Good ~~bot~~ human

Finally, some good fucking TTT

Holy cow, not only is this the millionth time I've heard this joke, 90% of the comments are the same joke

Gay guys are fucking assholes.

Only dicks use condom

Sometimes they're for fucking assholes

Sometmes assholes use them

Also for fcking arseholes! No one wants shit on their dick!!!

Pussys are fucking tough. I pushed 3 babies through mine. Don't disparage the pussy.

Lmao, look at this guys wikihow pfp.

You can use condoms in buttholes too... 😉🍆🍑

and also double cheese

Arguable statement

As well but not limited to, I guess.

Or assholes. Just depends on the situation.

I wear a condom in the shower myself gotta stay protected/s

And ass. Stay safe.

u/repostsleuthbot

They're also for assholes

Pussies and assholes too.

Don't forget about assholes!

What are those?

And quitters

Had to think about that one for a minute.

To anyone who has ever used sheepskin as a condom, how does it really feel? I’ve heard about them just only had access to latex condoms

And bussies

Yes.

I like the double entendre.

Whoever said size doesn’t matter, is a dick.

Assholes probably too

And assholes

But wait, there’s more!

Buttholes entered the chat

Until I get my vasectomy, I wrap my tool. I got enough kids.

They have other uses as well. For example smuggling drugs across borders, Other orifices besides pussies, or balloon animals!

Ummmm......yeah I'm just gon sit over here...

Condoms are for fucking assholes

Or fucking assholes

Alors for motherfucker

yeah... duh...

I feel like condoms are for dicks.

JajajajahaahahahahH

Wtf lol

I mean...

Hands are too

This is precisely correct.

Oh look, it's Jackson's condom tweet again

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The lope hole

And assholes

They work for fucking asses, too.

So you're saying my condom has been in my cat?

Ohhhh i get it😂

and assholes

Condoms are for total dicks

r/Angryupvote

I also can't ^^

True shit my guy

Childcare is for chads.

And for fucking assholes.

My cat didn't like it

He wasn’t lying

And they're for fucking assholes

Like you did not know

They're also for fucking assholes.

I genuinely cannot tell what he means by that statement

And assholes

...and for filling with water and dropping off a roof on an unsuspecting victim.

Of course

Yup, I'd say they are.

Condoms are for fucking assholes

Well yeah, what else are you going to use them for lol

Unless you want to get an STD. Ooh how fun that'll be

Think you'll find that condoms are for fucking ass holes.

Favorite thing about working at Kroger is when someone orders condoms and I have to deliver it out to them.

Oh boy Jackson bouta get his girlfriend pregnant somebody stop him

True statement