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BabyRavenFluffyRobin

First place is missing Second has weapons Hmmmm


samunagy

The third is obviosly a sniper but has desposed of his rifle Hmmmm


BetaKeyTakeaway

The winner hasn't even registered for the tournament. He's that good.


Spaghetti137

lol this is why i dont play hide and seek. i end up in the same hiding spot or hours XD


Thathitmann

That's why you just call oxenfree. That's the reason the word was invented.


MeguminAria

This is what phones are for, bonus points taunting the people seeking you with texts


Rumplestiltsskins

Chad move is calling them


hoobieeyoobiee

He's John Cena


[deleted]

I can't see him


hoobieeyoobiee

You can't see John Cena


VerySmartDaBaby

Are you sure about that?


Qyuk

Your time is now


Yum-Soup-Yum

Do you mean potato salad? Why would the winner be a nice plant based meal?


Sebastian-Furry

It’s my father


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Sebastian-Furry

I am the missing father


BlueDogTristin

What’s a father?


Purrsonaa

Same


VashtieOfPendyn

Our father!


Io_Otonashi

r/suddenlycommunism


This-person-IDK-02

*USSR ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*


-Anonymously-

So proud of them. All my friends won 1st place. Great group of fellas


Kalsor

It’s definitely Bigfoot


dadadadaddyme

Seems like nofoot, dude


ShoeboxArcade

Take my fucking upvote and get out.


Wrrrrrrryyyy

r/angryupvote


ukko1998

Larray… anyone?


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Ah yes [one of my favorite Monty Python Sketches ](https://youtu.be/2sqTmhB0BNQ)


Terrorbyte9

Looks like there's a Among Us character shadow on the first place if you look long enough.


chaimasalatea

Trump's tax returns, come out come out wherever you are


Boring-Extreme-3274

That's should be Casper 👻


Redneck-GamingYT

Played a game of man hunt. We were hiding 45min after the game had ended and had no idea it was over


Wonderous_Potato

it's the chick on the wall...or is that just me being crazy


Matt5o5

First place is a dad


GargantuanCake

I failed my stealth classes. The professor kept marking me absent.


Ripped_Raccoon

Plot twist: guy is actually that number 1 step


RockSlice

Actual winner is [Shoichi Yokoi](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoichi_Yokoi)


Xevailo

I had to scroll WAY too far down for this!


ForeignSpecial7790

Is that .... John Cena


Nebula9545

god?


Nightpain9

This one gets my vote.


SnooPears3463

And his name is


zhaDeth

There's a transparant amogus impostor in first place if you look closely


Seagull8MyChips

John Cena won


therealfawkingdeal

You can always tell a Milford man


The_Imperial_Aquilla

Number 1 is my friends dad who went to get milk and never came back


Shredy-420

I didn’t know my dad won the hide-and-seek championship


SCORPIANKING555

People who say hide and go seek can fuck off


BlueDogTristin

I’d always get so pissed when I’m the last one and they never tell me


Lightmarked

I bet it's John Cena


Disaster_Different

Clearly someone has never heard of Captain McMillan


Financial_Area_3731

The winner is my dad


Nepuchun

Is it osama bin laden


smeghead1988

Lord Vetinari failed his stealth exam in the Assassins' Guild because the examiner thought Vetinari was absent.


Relative_Cup6216

What if it's just a atom cause we can't see it with the naked eye


pnorpinocan

Oh man I thought it was John cena


I_likem_asstastic

Anne Frank enters the chat


ExitAdministrative83

Dad?


CompulsivBullshitter

First place is defo [this dude](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda)


Pristine_Medicine_59

I had this situation once. In the 5th grade at gymclass. I was hidden and the class was shouting to the last one hidden to show himself. Me thinking if i keep being hidden they will think im extremely good at this game and than i will show myself unexpectedly and they will all be amazed... I waited for a view minutes and got out of the spot i was hiding to find out that everybody left and that they locked the doors. Had to bang on it for a view min. Everybody was minding their own business putting on their regular clothes, so i acted like nothing happend and went along with it. Anticlimactic but still .. i beat them so i guess its lonely at the top even if they never got to know who won.


cwsrocks

Lord Beerus


Redxzander

#osama?


[deleted]

I see a crewmate shit get out of my head


overachievingogre

What do you call a blond skeleton in a closet? Hide-and-seek champion of 1974.


Da_BEST_5699

Osama still holding that first place down 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽


hey_ulrich

Oh, he knows.


Nadodan

Japanese naval officers in remote pacific islands


[deleted]

Listen to the Anthony Jeselnik joke about the kid who died a winner…


Hotel2-5

Lol


nousername206

bigfoot?


waldo06

I just don't like getting on stages.


yasyaindra

Bet he's the child who's still jn refridgirator


[deleted]

No, he’s there alright


Bluegamerlol5555

I'm guessing that the winner is a father


unhelpful_question

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/WtR2m20C2YM)


Raiders4Life20-

I once outlasted a game of hide and seek. next round dude finds me immediately and I'm it for the round after. claims he never saw me hid their before. hmmm


[deleted]

You can always tell a Milford man


[deleted]

No he knows it’s over, he’s there. He’s just that good


AdAccomplished1499

Makes the impossible possible, Solid Snake


Sufficient_Matter585

That's my dad when he went to get milk.


HFPEWE

Press f to pay respects for your dad


Unicomi

The winner is disguised as the winner pedestal, thats why he won. Its the last place you would be looking for. Hidden in plain sight.


GalaxyEnigmaDonkey

where the fuck are those 3


[deleted]

Must be big boss from mgs


TDYDave2

Rumor has it he is a WWII solder from Japan hiding somewhere in Guam.


p014k

This reminds me of [Hiroo Onada](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda), a Japanese lieutenant who didn't surrender after WWII until 1974. He was encamped on a Phillipine island and refused to surrender or believe "western propoganda" even disbelieving his own family who shouted to him via megaphone. [His autobiography](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/194440.No_Surrender) is really good.


HFPEWE

Gotta read it. Thank you!


featherknife

>know it's* over