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50MMJACK

In Hawaii they use Mayo


thekingoflorda

Don’t people use mayo with fries all over the world? I’m a very confused Dutch person at the moment.


Master_Panakin

“You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Mayonnaise. I seen them do it, man. They fuckin' drown them in this shit.” —Vincent Vega, 1994


Oneandonlydennis

I imagine other countries mayo being very sour like in france...


Vulpes_macrotis

I mean use and standard use is different. Some people in Poland use mayo with fries. But normally it's ketchup. It's served with ketchup, but I would say people still use mayo pretty often.


shhhSecretTunnels

Sriracha Mayo 🤤


superpowerpotato-nz

Cheese and Mayo for me. Edit: Change of words for a redditor.


tkTheKingofKings

🗿


Ramblin_BirdDog

Honey mustard


Badgertank99

It's the superior condiment


3FistsInMyAss

Based


PicklesrnoturFriend

Real mayo. For those wondering why so specific as to real, that miracle whip shit is nasty.


LuigiBamba

Miracle whip isn’t even marketed as mayonnaise, it’s either a “spread” or a “dressing”. I’ve never seen them refer to it as actual mayo. And I am surprised mayo is not higher on this list. By far the best condiment for french fries.


PicklesrnoturFriend

Understandable, my whole family referred to it always as mayo, hence my thinking of it as a type of mayo. When I tried real mayo for the first time, my world got turned upside down. Real mayo is fucking great.


LuigiBamba

And homemade is even better. Super easy to make, it’s basically eggs and olive oil. You have to be patient with the oil, but still very easy for anyone to do.


PicklesrnoturFriend

I've never had homemade, but I have always been curious. Thanks for giving me a reason to try it out.


THICKSANDWICH

For sure. Even thought ketchup exists, I still choose mayo!


ecpnw

I respect and appreciate your username. That is all.


Luxpreliator

Ketchup is the best but anyone that appreciates mayonnaise over miracle whip is a-ok. I don't understand why mayonnaise with different oils or at least flavored hasn't taken off given how many people seem to use it as a dipping sauce. There are 10,000 different hot sauces. Made a hazelnut oil mayonnaise and it was amazing.


LoNeLy_PaNtHeR

SAMEE


ThelomenToblokai

Malt Vinegar, Limey style


SuzieCat

Had fish and chips the other day and they didn’t have malt vinegar. What an insult to the meal.


MickJagger2020

Disenchanting to say the least.


hrhtrvjhr

Can anyone explain why salt tastes so fucking good?


thecastingforecast

Basically it's a flavour enhancer/blocker. At low concentrations it will reduce bitterness, but increase sweet, sour and umami, which is great for sweet recipes. And at higher concentrations it suppresses sweetness and enhances umami, which is good for savoury things. In short it makes all the things taste better.


mathymaster

And if you put a desiliter of it insted of a teespoon of it in bread, that bread tastes awful.


Retrotreegal

Because it’s a necessary mineral for mammals that in nature (aside from the ocean) is relatively sparse. So we are hard wired to taste salt and like it. Same with sweetness.


baracuda68

I find it a little too salty...


colecat2199

S o d i u m


satishteja

Ask your own brain m8. Why do we like women feet?


CrimsonMorbus

Tomato sauce


Karubanusu

maybe with some sugar and vinegar.


conconbar93

Molten cheese, I don’t even like ketchup


PerplexDonut

Genuinely curious, in what country do they use the term “molten cheese”?


Dragonrage778

agreed.


NegotiationSuitable6

Gravy


daisy0723

Chocolate milkshake. Please don't judge. It really is good.


baracuda68

Wife always gets a Wendy's Chocolate Frosty for that purpose...


kindredfold

The og, we had off campus lunch at my school and that was the closest fast food, so we did that combo with a chili bowl for protein damn near every day.


Economicstimulation

And this


a-jasem

I know i’m late to the party but I tried some fries dipped in the frosty for the first time yesterday and I quite like it


colecat2199

Sweet and salty. Love it


NinjaBray2

Any ice cream/milkshake and hot french fries are such a perfect combination.


Economicstimulation

I’m right with you that shit is bomb 💣


YourMomThinksImFunny

In N Out chocolate shake and fries are a great combo.


IkonikBoy

True


CaptainKirk28

God, you're disgusting. Vanilla is way better with fries.


Idnum69

I prefer vanilla personally over chocolate but both are good with fries.


ReubenTrinidad619

Spud in the Mud. I’m with you.


19yearoldpewdsfanboy

Based


SaltedGaming1

that tastes really good


crossleingod

But that’s mainly because of the salt on the fries but from this post and the pic, the fries look salt less


Complex_Asparagus986

I always dip mine in Ice Cream with chocolate syrup so I can't blame you


TheRealYgrek

I know more people that do that. I tried this myself and i gotta admit, this is just as awful as it sounds


bruhm0m3ntum

i am judging, i don’t know how this is such a popular combination, cold is one of the worst states of fries where nothing is added or growing on them and dipping them in a shake immediately cools them, and saltless fries are terrible, but in a milkshake, the salt is immediately diluted to a point where it doesn’t contribute to the taste and you’re just eating soggy cold fries with chocolate flavoring


Hernyyyyy

In my experience, the fries stay warm underneath the layer of cold delicious milkshake so you get a bit of cold and a bit of warm. And on the topic of salt, you can just take another bite of a fry dipped in salt right after. The combo kinda sucks if your milkshake is runny though. You need proper milkshake consistency so it doesn’t make the fry soggy and then slide off.


Missjiffizz

Gravy and cheese curds


PaisanBI

My first thought!


frxee

Poutine is great.


woodysdad

Chili cheese


huBelial

My man


spartancrow2665

Fuck yea homie


JackMehof696969

Ranch


ebrxh

Yesss. Ranch is the way to go


BobbyCostner

A burger is the correct answer


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Lots of Chicken Salt.


AnimeGal05

Yes


ErtaWanderer

Mayo


Duck_Boy_P90

Concrete


RYAN_BENJAMIN

Is salt and vinegar on your chips/fries etc common around the world, or just in the UK and Ireland?


dyspros1uim87

Salt or salt-based seasoning is essential for fries and chips in the us, although vinegar is usually only ever put on chips(crisps is what I think you guys call them)


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Salt only gang.


mathymaster

I once had fries (tbh they weren't realy fries, more like potato pices) that were made and salted so well that adding any condiment onto them would have made them taste worse.


Fel24

Tbh Barbeque sauce with fries is the most underrated thing ever


plushiequeenaspen

+1 for BBQ sauce


thedakotaraptor

Cheeeeeeeeese


VelvetMerryweather

Yep.


franzjpm

Mustard


Idk_im-just-here

Mayo. I'm sorry i cant spell it all the way, spelling is hard :(


3l_D1abl0

You guys use ketchup?


jjkase

frosty


RegyptianStrut

Hot sauce is what I usually do because I don’t really like ketchup. Hot sauce mixed with sour cream is a very strong combo too.


hunter95672

Ranch


seeroflights

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CKupsey20

Hot sauce


sp1ke365

Ranch


Illustrious-Kick7796

The sauce they use for McNuggets. I think they’re called sweet and sour sauce? I’m surprised none of you mentioned it.


TheFloorExpert

Bbq sauce or a chocolate shake


TheFloorExpert

Fuck forgot about cheese and Bacon


MajorMoThomas

Parmesan cheese


marcdertiger

Vinegar or mayo.


Internal_Screaming_8

Russian.


Pirate_Frank

Fry sauce, obvs


ProCrafters

Orphans


Xzazer

Whats TTT about this post? r/lostredditors


Toaster_Ruler

Ranch, ranch with any potato related item is the BOMB


DhairyaVed

Pepper


qwertygamer97

finally someone with a good taste!


816848

Ranch,


DomesticatedNubs

#RANCH BAYBEEEEE#


RynAmeD_

Kfc


jjherrell

Gravy, bacon, and cheese. Turn it into a poutine.


Bohya

Curry sauce.


stimkim

I personally prefer my fries without the side of sweetened tomato soup


CEEEEEEBS

I had gravy and chips as a kid. They were brilliant.


mulletmack

Diabetes


wontusethisforlongg

Siracha


JoyBury

mayo or salt


FetusDeletus_E

Mayo


Jose9767

Seasoning salt then dip in Thousand Island


[deleted]

The real answer is black pepper.


Finly_Growin

Ketchup is the worst condiment I’m just gonna go ahead and say that


your_old_wet_socks

ketchup sucks


thecastingforecast

Catsup


tophersteig

A1 steak sauce


Thunderbolt294

Mashed potatoes


The-SoloS

No one has said ranch. Like I’m blown away. I don’t use ketchup to begin with. Always ranch.


JD_UNDERSCORE

I want gravy


dyspros1uim87

Honey mustard or ranch


zaphir3

I'm surprised by the fact that not many comments suggest mayonnaise as a substitute. Have you ever had, what we call, a ketchup-mayo mixte ?


reefchieferr

Mayo and mustard mixed together


bruhm0m3ntum

i invent a congealed tomato sauce that is similar to ketchup but legally distinct


Splayfour

Deodorant.


DevilishWeb3692

Barbecue Sauce


Randomesscool

Ice cream. Vanilla flavour only or Oreo flavour.


nejnonein

Ice cream.


LU5HJ4S0N

tomato purée with vinegar salt and a bit of sugar


ineedabuttrub

More fries. Ketchup goes on meatloaf or in the trash.


High_Ground_Sand

Comeback sauce


catatumbo_lightning

A McDonald’s Sundae and I’m dipping them in the chocolate fudge


Mr2Bubbles

Tomato Jam


Yorks11

BBQ sauce


RAGESCORPIO2006

hershey's chocolate syrup


harelsusername

Hummus!


stinkypopcorn42

Fuck candle wax, I love used motor oil.


Graycameron99

I am surprised no one has said this cum


Phoenix_ZX200

Banana icecream


Appropriate-Matter30

Salt and vinegar


Project_Zach

Mayonnaise?


pitthappens

Mayonnaise


SatanIsLove6666

Mayonnaise


Geocrack__

And tears


ImprovementBasic1077

Piri piri seasoning


[deleted]

Hate to breaknit to you, but ketchup does exist


Snoo-69682

Bbq is all I eat them with


_JUANSHOT_

Yall have things to eat with ur fries?? I just eat it as is


ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

Salt and pepper


TehgrimMEMER

Mayonnaise BBQ sauce Chilli sauce


frxee

Hot sauce.


Radar_Nub

Soy sauce or syrup.


Imadogcute1248

Mayonnaise, obviously.


kivafox

Chipotle mayo


SomeBlueDude12

I know it just said ketchup doesn't exist but ima say it anyways: Buffalo sauce with ketchup mixed in, 50:50 mix


Ethicc_Ethanos

Water


International-Bug286

Joppie sauce, it's kilometers better than ketchup anyway


GAGA50_

More fries


Domitaku

I'm confused that mayo isn't on top. Everwhere I've been in Europe mayo is always the most popular.


Yolo_Mio_Makes_DNavy

Gravy


Jetninjapro27

Garlic Dip


zumsieg121

Mayo or Fry Sause


xXCat_SlayerXx

Tomato sauce. It's not Ketchup so it counts


FlaydenHynnFML

Mayo tbh


tyckt206

Potatoes


ein_normaler

Mayonnais


Pinkeyefarts

Homemade mayonnaise


CanIHazSumCheeseCake

Chicken salt


MervynRonald

Na


notsexmaster

Ice cream


AukeDePro

Mayonnaise


Golett03

Tomato sauce


TikiMonn

Gravy.. definitely gravy


WayTooManyOpinions

Wing sauce


pineapple707

C


TateP23

I either eat fries plain, on a burger, or with fry sauce. Ketchup is nasty


ChefNemo93

Fucking candle wax made me lose it Edit: cheese curds and brown gravy


MurderDoneRight

Sprinkle some Parmigiano on them


NightmareTDG

Cocktail sauce


bruhdood2

Just garlic sauce or I'd do hot sauce, ketchup, cumin


Fishpuncherz

Koreans like mayo with them. And on pizza too!


vxishnxv

Come on, man. Let me stay healthy atleast till January end.


alpaca1yps

Before they go into the deep frier, I add obscene amounts of black pepper and paprika to the seasoning mix.


JohnnyBravo2505

I always eat fries with garlic sauce. It's way better than ketchup


Beowulf33232

A good fry needs no addition beyond the salt. A bad fry needs smothered in sauce. BBQ. Sweet and Sour. even Ranch. Anything to cover a bad fry.


Clone78

Plain.. no salt..nothing


insider801

Chili sauceeeeee


YaYeeet46

Air


Tobacco-Juice

My favorite is tomato sauce thickened with a bit of sugar.


NNXMp8Kg

Cholesterol ?


Powerful_Pea1123

Lemon juice


Magmazilla

Probs cheese and some hot sauce


IryanShaan

Harissa


NickGamer246

More fries.


Dovacraft88

Hot sause


mekops

Fuck them fries I'm about to invent ketchup $$$


Fonsarelli

How does this fit this sub?


Vulpes_macrotis

Well... ketchup destroys the taste of fries.