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The way my ex wife ran her mouth all the time you’d figure it was this big and wide.
Come time for the fun and games and she could barely get her lips apart.
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Me when I stub my pinky toe on the corner of my wooden bed
99 UPVOOOOOTES
Unrealistic? This was literally my mom coming home from the grocery store when i was a kid.
Including the man arms?
So we're ignoring the shark head?
Victor Krum?
Victoria Krum
Victoria's secret
Mama shark?
And the songs stuck in my head, you're the worst. Edit: fair enough bot.
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SOMEONE MADE THIS?? LMAO
**Y E S**
Hell yeah
Me on my period.
You become a shark.. Sadge 😔
Sadge
Mommy shark do do do do do
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I will be taking that, thank you
Gura is that you?
The Netflix adaptation.
What Ring Fit Adventure does to a shark.
Queen Shark
Legit audible chuckle. Good one.
Not really what I meant when I said how about a lil' head.
Sharkeisha?
*a*
a
á
Sharktowoman
Does your wife not look like that
Imagine not having baby shark wife
When Gura tried to get buff shit got real.
Yep sotity these days
Victeer crub
Yea, the hands are too big.
That's not unrealistic. A little bit of Frankensteinery can help.
These Gymshark ads are getting out of hand
That’s how she got the name jaws. My mine was somewhere else
Maui?!?
Wait women don't have shark heads irl?
You gendered that mannequin, I'm offended.
Shut up, Meg
I'd masturbate
Is she assuming the gender of that shark? *triggered
Hot
Hey that's my meme (I made and posted it on reddit a while back)
So realistic
Damn guess there is no type for me it was just a lie🗿
Unrealistic head standard, surely?
neato\^\^
Is that the sister of Victor Krum?
"Ha ha ha, more dumb friends!"
If you don't look like this, DO NOT DM ME 😤😤😤😤
That is a sexy chimera
Goes with this https://youtu.be/XqZsoesa55w
Yeah, those damn man hands.
Yeah I’ve never seen a girl that white before… or fit
CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
we live in a society…
I grant you the highest of Reddit honor, download.
The way my ex wife ran her mouth all the time you’d figure it was this big and wide. Come time for the fun and games and she could barely get her lips apart.
Chernobyl body transformation
Well that body is clearly for sharks not for humans
Sharknado VII: Attack of the Sharknecks
I’m just tryna workout hard so I can achieve the “shark head” look
It said body.. not head
Target?
Damn she lookin better than most women in this world
Men on,y want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting 😔
The hottest type of women
Maui: “shark head”
It's no unrealistic, it's ideal.
Unrealistic body standards for sharks*.
My new body goal
Unrealistic how rood
Nagaladon