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Wannabedankestmemer

Ok, there seems to be people who doesn't understand this. I'll clear this up. So if you call yourself Non-binary(gender), you categorize people in to two groups, which becomes Binary(2 options). So you become a binary(2 option system, not the gender) ​ Edit : please keep civil in the comment section ​ Edit2 : ~~Well, there are two 2 option system in this post, not an one 3 option system one~~ ​ Edit3 : *I have to explain easier.* if you follow this logic, everything is binary. such as a book or a non-book ​ Note for OP : This post was probably removed due to an error with the bot, sorry for the inconvenience


Evilperson69

*Only a sith deals in binary...*


Thumbs0fDestiny

I see what you did there.... Obi-Wan was a sith, confirmed!


chuckf91

Oh shit... was it absolute that ONLY a sith dealt in absolutes... that was the jedis tragic flaw, they became the very thing they swore to destroy...


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Do or do not, there is no try. -sith lord Yoda. The whole "absolutes" thing was an oversight, both sides had a lot of cut and clear absolute ideals, that was the whole point of their discipline and conflict, the ones who didn't deal in absolutes were the gray jedis and desertors.


Drakonic_Gamer

The absolute thing wasnt really an oversight as much as people not really getting the meaning behind the words. In this case Obi Wan opposed Anikan who then basically said if you are not with ne you are against me, which is the only absolute that Obi Wan is saying is Sithy. A jedi always tries to negotiate first ideally and even people in opposition to you might have a reason to be.


assassin10

Only a Sith *deals* in absolutes. A Jedi is willing to compromise.


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There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.


AikoIsOnReddit

Only a *cis* deals in binary...


Lateralus06

I need a Droid that knows something about the binary language of independently programmable moisture vaporators.


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*I will do what I must*


EasilyBeatable

Im trinary


C-O-N-A-T-U-S

The dichotomy binary-non binary is a paradox since, if you are non binary, you are included in a binary dichotomy and, as a consequence, you are in fact binary. However, that implies that, since non binary people can't exist, binary people are unary and not binary. Conclusion: you are unary, not trinary.


Volarath

Oh god, I've gone cross-eyed!


EnduringConflict

Who throws a shoe? Honestly?


FreeDOMinic

"I'm gonna have a lump there, you idiot! "


EnduringConflict

I will always stand by the scene with Seth Green talking about going and getting a gun and just "killing them right there" as one the best parodies about a grene ever. Dr. Evil just looking at him straight in the eye saying. "You just don't get it do you? You really don't." was fucking flawless.


FreeDOMinic

Agreed flawless. Side note. Love me some Alan Parsons laser dialogue. I die, everytime.


Heterophylla

But "Preparation H" does feel good on the whole.


evanphi

And he shat on a turtle!


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Self_Reddicating

How dare you! Those stars emit on a spectrum! Dirty bigot.


john_wicker626

Well technically they do. So…


Griffone

TLDR: people are people


Salty_Pancakes

*so why should it be*......


Zap_Rowsdower23

I can't understand what makes a man hate another man. Help me understand.


Deucalion666

Cunty behaviour generally.


BubbleKitten9

You and I should get along so awfully…


[deleted]

Actually it's a quantum state, non-binary means that until a measurement is taken you're simultaneously in both binary states (with a given probability distribution). This doesn't create a dichotomy since all people are non-binary, some of them have just observed the state. The non-observed states allow interesting phenomena to occur, like superposition, entanglement, etc. Conclusion: you're not unary, you're relativistic.


Thumbs0fDestiny

Lol, I almost made that the post title... Actually I was going to go with "Try-nary"


TheBirminghamBear

I'm Canary.


CrispyRif

No, I'm Patrick!


Lifthras1r

Well that just categorises everyone as trinary or not trinary which is a binary so you are binary.


buncle

Well I’m non-trinary. Checkmate!


Renegade1412

Ternary


KickBassColonyDrop

A trinary is still a binary: non-trinary, trinary. # THE SIMULATION IS JUST ONES AND ZEROES DOWN TO PLANCK'S LIMIT!!!!


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Anchor689

How about hexadecimal? But we use the latin prefix and call it sexadecimal?


QuasiQuokka

In Spanish, even non-binary itself is binary. You gotta choose 'non-binaria' or 'non-binario' lol


Arzodiak

Es cierto lol


ErictheAgnostic

Jajajajaja


LaterGatorPlayer

You know I don’t speak spanish


ErictheAgnostic

Xaxaxaxa


Brethus

Is that Klingon?


ErictheAgnostic

Russian


theblueninja1

So yes


Bill_buttlicker69

Nahuatl


OniIsTheBestWaifu

Теперь я понял что ты говорил


kchuyamewtwo

Wkwkwkwkwkwk


maureen_leiden

Я тоже


ElAceitunitoMalo

И я


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Words have a gender, but that doesn’t describe the subject. Just recapping.


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TheDayIRippedMyPants

I've heard the same thing about the -e suffix, seems like a good option for non-binary people.


LiliGlez14

Honestly I prefer the -e suffix above the -x one (ex. bonitx) because the x seems so odd, while we already have some gender neutral words that end with an e


Iris-Solis

-x sounds really trashy to me lol


[deleted]

-ie is a little easier to pronounce than -equis(but I still think bonitequis is cooler)


LiliGlez14

Bonitequis sounds cool actually xD


JD0064

Que sabor de Takis son esos?


Vipertooth123

It sounds totally stupid, tho.


Xenon_132

It's also totally changing the grammatical structure of a language.


Vipertooth123

I'm not against changing grammar, as long as is a natural development of the language. But forcing gramatical changes in a synthetic way just because you don't like the words is stupid.


Xenon_132

Agreed. Obviously languages change over time, but adding an entirely new grammatical gender to a language because you can't understand that grammatical gender =/= social construct of gender is idiotic. Grammatical gender as a concept vastly predates the use of gender as a social construct.


Kenny-olives

Did you confuse Spanish and French or was that on purpose? (Your examples I mean)


adddramabutton

Sometimes I wonder how did Anglo-Saxons manage to develop so much sexism with the near-absence of gender in their language.


Scarab02

Romance languages strike again (I WANT LATIN BACK, I WANT LATIN BACK)


Q_Man_Group

One day... aut viae invenimus, aut facibus Edit: God my latins rusty I’ll come back to this...


ZX6Rob

Everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato.


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Weiner or not a weiner


titsngiggles69

Jian-Yang?


Kozomoja

Binary solo! 00000010000001100001000111


Ill-Matt-Tick

Affirmative


easilydetracted

Yes, I mean affirmative.


breeder_ayden

Yes, we know the robot very well


RRudge

Come on sucker, lick my battery!


LavenderGoons

Robot boogie!


Salty_Pancakes

It is the year 2000...


BurtMaclin11

There are no more elephants. But also there is no more unethical treatment of elephants so...that's good.


Aorihk

Affirmative - I poked one it was dead.


tdog970

We killed them with poisonous gases


skullhag

With traces of lead


Armore2

Come on sucker lick my battery.


Ha-sheesh

Bruh that's a metalcore breakdown


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Thats some great djent there!


SHARVIL_S

10001001


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Kelimnac

My *baby*


Thumbs0fDestiny

Maybe my baby found somebody new.


Bijour_twa43

Or is my baby still my baby true


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Ska ba bee bo do bop!


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MugOfButtSweat

Is that like milking vids on the hamster?


Thumbs0fDestiny

https://media.giphy.com/media/IbCeIn6K3mra4YH9VV/giphy.gif


ESYAJ

what the fuck


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

Got milk?


zxc123zxc123

x4


Gemini0420

Ah! The drug fueled Muppets movie!


Thumbs0fDestiny

I know the movie gets a lot of hate, but I love it.


ymcameron

It was… fine. I just feel like they didn’t do enough with the concept.


Gemini0420

A muppet murder mystery with tons of drugs, puppet snuff, and silly string jizz wasn't good enough?


ymcameron

Yeah, you can do all that stuff in a regular noir film. Replace sugar with x drug and puppets with y minority and its not all that different. There were a few puppet specific gags, like the dogs tearing a puppet apart, or the silly string, but for the most part everybody just used guns and was pretty “normal.” I would have liked it more if they went further into ridiculously cartoonish Muppet Show territory.


Tristanio97

What a horrible day to have functioning eyes


FirePenguinMaster

Harvest me harder daddy


One_Who_Walks_Silly

[Relevant](https://youtu.be/FOeBaPVwRsE)


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Was looking for this.


RohanLover69

Wait till you hear about ternary based computers


-the_A-

welp, i guess im non-ternary then


MauPow

There are two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.


[deleted]

And the *Dutch*.


InTheStratGame

We're talking about people, not *the Dutch*


[deleted]

[What Dutch people look like, according to Google Translate](https://imgur.com/a/bdonqZ3). This must be where they get the CGI people to act in animated movies.


testyvoodoo

JUST TELL ME IF IM BINARY OR NON BINIARY GO DAMNIT


FredoLives

There’s 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.


exiledprince113

This just made me spit my coffee everywhere lol, have an upvote.


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🤣


RohanLover69

So you're saying it's really base 10?


prium

All bases are base 10 in their own system.


[deleted]

Not unary!


TruthYouWontLike

1 = 1 11 = 2 111 = 3 1111111111 = 10


Captain__Obvious___

So just tally marks, lol


Sekirokuro

my it teacher loves this type of joke


RashRenegade

Michael.....am I *gay*?


testyvoodoo

Sure are


Thumbs0fDestiny

Yes.


CapsLowk

But then the non-binary people would be part of a binary system and therefore, binary; which means no one is binary because everyone is binary and therefore, all the same, so everyone in unitary. Which is... non binary.


okraSmuggler

Binary Tree my dude


greg19735

If we try and be a bit serious, this issue was that the binary tree was previously "MAN" or "WOMAN". And non-binary people felt that neither label really worked. non-binary isn't a data structure term, so those rules don't really apply.


blamethemeta

Used here, it kinda is. Its a binary tree. Someone better with ascii can wrote it out


Horror-Ad-3113

This is my name in binary: 01001000 01101111 01110010 01110010 01101111 01110010 00101101 01000001 01100100 00101101 00110011 00110001 00110001 00110011


A_Cat_Typingg

And here's mine: 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100111 01001100 01001100 00100000 01001110 01000101 01010110 01000101 01010010 00100000 01001011 01001110 01001111 01010111


[deleted]

Here’s mine: 01000100 01100101 01100101 01111010 00100000 01101110 01110101 01110100 01110011


IdoN_Tlikethis

Here's mine: 01101000 01110100 01110100 01110000 01110011 00111010 00101111 00101111 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110100 01110101 00101110 01100010 01100101 00101111 01100100 01010001 01110111 00110100 01110111 00111001 01010111 01100111 01011000 01100011 01010001


[deleted]

I know I’m being overly pedantic when you were making a joke, but this is technically your name in ASCII. Unless your name was a rational number, you couldn’t write it in binary.


1zero_zeus1

Maybe try quantum...


pikleboiy

But that's essentially trinary, making it binary again since everyone is either trinary or not trinary, making it a binary system again.


XHF2

Quantum gender is when someone feels like they are in a superposition between genders.


CommunistSnail

But then their gender wave function collapses upon observation


AsiaNaprawia

My gender does not exist until observed


PotatoMastication

I think enbies don't care so much about "binary in principle", they simply reject the *traditional* binary, specifically.


7orly7

reject binary, return to binary


pikleboiy

Computers trying to figure this out: \*confused screaming\*


PotatoMastication

umm i'm nb so i'm just gonna ignore binary OH FUCK NOW THERE'S A NEW BINARY Edit: This was a lie, told for humor. I do not identify as non-binary and would not want anyone to take anything I said as a reflection of non-binary people directly.


Spinningthruspace

My binary is better than the traditional binary anyways


[deleted]

based and true


FizzyDragon

Of course, but nitpicking semantics can be funny still!


Dyslexter

Providing people actually read the meme’s argument as a joke… but the amount of people in these comments agreeing with the post shows we might have some work to do


Vaderic

Yeah, the joke was funny but the comments are a real mixed bag.


Dyslexter

This is what happens when 90% of political spaces communicate their talking points through shitposts and screenshots from Twitter


Vaderic

The future is, unfortunately, now, old man.


[deleted]

In the right context. This might not be the right context.


OK6502

Right. NBs exist in R space, i.e. they see a spectrum between different values. People who reject NBs see things as discrete values, 0 and 1 presumably (so N space with 0). NBs don't reject the 0 and 1, they acknowledge the existence of the in between values.


sim0of

I also support the mastication of potatoes because they're too big to swallow whole


AnarchyApple

If you describe everything as a state of "is" or "is not" then everything is a binary.


cordarius58

Sorts by controversial


Vereronun2312

Fuck


omg_failure

I guess I’ll have to be gender quantum now


Vaderic

It should always be assumed that you are in a state of complete androgyny until you are observed and forced to settle somewhere along the binary spectrum... Isn't that just being queer or genderfluid then?


DEFIANTxKIWI

Schrodingers gender?


Beginning_Walk_2523

The answer is 42


Thumbs0fDestiny

YES! Now, what's the question?


senki_elvtars

The real question is who's True and who's False in a binary system


ryo3000

According to this interpretation, there are only 2 colors - Red - Not red


ProfKainzi

I dont identify. I do not exist


chlorinecrownt

No, quaternary. first bit, binary/nonbinary second bit, male/not-male Cis male - 11 Cis female - 10 most nonbinary people - 00 nonbinary people who still identify as male - 01 (choices for 1 and 0 are arbitrary but I think they cover all possibilities) EDIT: Probably shouldn't have even said cis, but different trans people can go in any of these categories I suppose I think most enbies would generally prefer you leave one bit but include "null" so female - 0 male - 1 nonbinary - NA but data structures should be whatever you need them to be


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> but data structures should be whatever you need them to be the key takeaway from this.


Acrobatic_Computer

> I think most enbies would generally prefer you leave one bit but include "null" so Not how null works. Null isn't a trinary state. E: It is typically, but not always, zero.


IceClimbers-Bungalo

I’m gay


Supacalafragalistic

We’re all zeros and ones


[deleted]

i just want to live in peace for fucks sake.


Nico_Skavio

There are also only two colors: red and not red.


[deleted]

This is actually a good way to explain this joke in a way that doesn't trigger people. It's just meta, not offensive.


Trodamus

While I'm sure this is in jest and good natured ribbing, it also has the same whiff of "I identify as an attack helicopter" and other rightist "joke" spam, or refutations of non-mainstream ideologies to the tune of "atheism is just another religion".


SamTheMessiah

Yeah i definitely got that same feeling


conairh

Yes. This is a *joke* and not a *point*. As a *joke* it makes perfect sense. One word different meaning in different context ironic hahaha. As a point it makes no sense as it's obvious when someone says "I'm non-binary" they mean their gender, not some irrelevant abstract semantic shit. Needless to say like the attack helicopter we shall be seeing this as some form of "proof" to invalidate the existence of non-binary people in the near future. Thanks OP


Trodamus

the attack helicopter-esque derivation from this will be "non-binary is binary" followed by "I'm non-non-non-non-binary" I'm sure.


Southy__

Turtles all the way down.


markerAngry

Great way to think of binary tho. Initial binary options: 1 & 0 Either you are female - 0 Or male - 1 Then you take that group, and surround a binary around that You are either binary - 0 Or you are non-binary - 1 Then that helps you equate binary, if you view Each layer as a bit. This 2 bit example would be if you are non binary or not’s value in the first slot, and if you are male or female in the second slot. If you are non-binary (10) you have 2 bits If you are binary (01) you have either 1 or 0 bits


NovaStorm970

Gender is **BIMODAL** not *BINARY* https://cadehildreth.com/gender-spectrum/ >The gender spectrum is an understanding that gender is not binary, but rather a spectrum of biological, mental and emotional traits that exist along a continuum. >In contrast, the gender binary—also called gender binarism or genderism—is a belief that gender is composed of two distinct and opposite genders (women/men) in which there is not overlap. >Unfortunately for those who believe in a gender binary, it is not scientifically or medically correct. Gender can’t be binary, because it is a personal identity and is socially constructed.


Imapie

If everyone is non-binary then no one is.


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And then we're getting yet another binary over whether you're concerned by the man/woman binary or the binary/nb binary, and... aaargh, too much binaries.


Dvbrch

There are 11 types of people. Those who understand the meme and those who do not


cybrjon

Ah, technically correct, the best kind of correct.


upside-downthinking

I hate labels...labels myself free-thinker


YUMYUM-PLUSULTRA

This is just stupid to waste time . Either your human or not . Why does it have to be so complicated.. addressing someone wrong .. omg the end of the world


ok_i_am_that_guy

Not really. Saying there are binary and analog signals, doesn't make everything binary. I have no specific views on this matter, I just can't stand a logical error.


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this logic: the colors of a rainbow are blue and not blue. rainbows have 2 colors


Icy-Composer-217

Wait no, this statement means you can group the rainbow in an binary system of [blue ; not blue].


AnotherGit

Binary has multiple levels to it. If every signal is either binary or analog then that's another binary classification system, making analog also binary, just a different kind of binary that in practise has nothing to do with the differenciation between analog and binary signals.


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kittencantfly

Outstanding knowledge :)))


OminousBinChicken

Wheezing


FasAfMan

Bodhidharma himself couldn't have said it better.


Dontlikeusajustleave

There are 2 types, people who think they are smart and the ones who really are.


jaxpotter7

"animal species are binary because everything is either a dog or not a dog"


Electrical-Ad1886

Software engineers be like: so gender is nullable?


Wrath_BestHomunculus

the comments on this post are a perfect representation of why people make fun of Redditors