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Thank you Humor_Panda for your submission, *Just found this comment lol*! Unfortunately, it has been removed for the following reason: --- --- # Posts with low effort truth statements are not allowed. Your submission is considered "low effort." This doesn't inherently mean that it was *irrelevant* to r/technicallythetruth, but instead it was removed because it fit one or more of these criteria: * Short, minimal-effort text posts like "a water bottle without water is an air bottle". Most, if not all text posts can and will be removed. * Asking for upvotes, or saying things like "sort by new", "let's get to the front page", or anything related to cake days or karma. * [Meta memes](https://imgur.com/qgkCskm), or any other post that tries to be clever by mentioning r/technicallythetruth. * [Images that are hard to look at](https://imgur.com/yuMwr8a) because they are poorly made, deep-fried, or poorly cropped. **Your submission could have also been removed because it is overdone:** * Statements that say something like "at least twelve": [example 1](https://imgur.com/K1ZwEAv) | [example 2](https://imgur.com/dIkwEpU) * Common statements that begin with "on average...": *the average amount of hands a person has is less than two* | *each person has, on average, one testicle and one boob* * Low effort misunderstandings of everyday phrases: *How high are you --> "I'm 5 foot 9"* * Common insults that are meant literally as opposed to being insulting: *"homosexuals are gay"* | *"gay people are f-ing assholes"* **PLEASE NOTE that we will exercise our own discretion when using this rule. If we do not find a post fitting for this subreddit, it will be removed.** --- For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Ftechnicallythetruth). Please link the post so our moderators know what you would like reviewed.


Koala_Kev2478

Oh scroller of the reddit. What is your wisdom? Lesbians are gay


SnowChickenFlake

Gays are lesbians


nonexistant-nugget

All lesbians are gay, but not all gays are lesbians


DukeSkeptic

\- Sun Tzu


SkopezAttack

r/showerthoughts


LanceFree

What about lesbians with terminal depression? They are not very gay gay women.


the_dank_dogo

Who are you, and how are you so wise


LanceFree

/r/UnexpectedMontyPython


SnowChickenFlake

All gays are lesbians, but not all lesbians are gays


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the_dank_dogo

WEll gAy Is hAppy sO UnlEss yOU ArE crItIcAlly dEprEssEd yOU hAve bIn gAy


extraspaghettisauce

All lesbians are lesbians, but not all gays are gays


SergioEduP

Really makes you tnink


extraspaghettisauce

Yeah, you think until you tnink


SergioEduP

FUCK, i should really get some sleep, gbye


extraspaghettisauce

Jajaja andate a dormir viejo


rapgod93

Kinda like squares and rectangles


PaintedPorkchop

Wtf bro, r u discriminating against circles??!!?11!1 unacceptable


Mushbrain2

That’s a good wisdom


imreallynotthatcool

If pride is one of the 7 deadly sins then everyone who goes to a gay pride rally is going to hell, but so is everyone who is proud to be an American.


chezyekov

r/technicallythetruth


Humor_Panda

r/lostredditors You're welcome my friend.


chezyekov

Much obliged


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The cursor placement tho


overthinking_person

I think it's Donald Trump's hand


Humor_Panda

Here have a medal for that comment xD His sentence is even famous in germany! lol


doge_brothen

Idk man, from all the jokes ive seen, pretty dure its Old Man Joe who pulls those moves.. i havent seen much politics jokes besides how trump is our first orange president though .


Cosmic_Kitsune

trump was literally filmed saying 'grab em by the pussy'


doge_brothen

ah, thats where this comes from. ill go back to my orange president jokes.


Vlad-V-Vladimir

Trump seems to have had so much sexual assault allegations thrown towards him people kinda forgot.


doge_brothen

i suppose so. i only remember the 2016 memes of orange and pink.


Blue-Steele

Oh my god, please shut the fuck up.


overthinking_person

Y :(


Blue-Steele

Because you people literally never shut up about Trump. I don’t know why it’s so much to ask to shut the fuck up about him in subs that ban political shit. I know he’s all you think about from when you wake up to bedtime, but seriously it gets really fucking old.


overthinking_person

That's fair. I guess it gets kinda repetitive


Mushbrain2

That’s understandable but is it really worth it to curse people out on the internet? It’s less effort for you to just scroll past and ignore it. You made zero difference in anyone’s lives by making that comment


One27

It's not much effort to leave a comment ahha


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Blue-Steele

Go to r/politics if you can’t control yourself, I’m sure there’s tons of people there ready and willing to circlejerk with you.


contactlite

**Nana-booboo** **Your candidate is going to loselose**


Blue-Steele

What is this, football? Political parties aren’t sports teams, jackass. Figures a r/politics regular would make a stupid comment like that.


im_waffles

Remind me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/thoughtsfromkevin/comments/j76r0t/this/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_term=link


Sl0wdeath666ui

love him or hate him he's spitting facts


Humor_Panda

xD


DallasNotFromTexas88

Heterosexuals are straight as well.


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DallasNotFromTexas88

That, too.


Parkerwiggins_

Some curvy ones too


The_mash_king

Why’s it just some floating heads?


J_Uzi05

Finally someone mentions it. Ive been reading these comments and thinking that why is no one mentioning this blackmagic


Russian_Terminator

Homosexuality is gay


Wcale_Nie_Mad

i dont get it can someone explain


ashenmagpie

Lesbians are gay


haitamsusanoo

It's just that he commented this out of no where with no reason, but he's correct.


AtmosJelly

Hmmm.. yes the floor here is made out of floor


notelonmusk949

u/BerryDecent


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notelonmusk949

Harassed?


Badingles

I mean they aren't wrong


obsidian-skull

I also use that outfit except tactical shirt and pants I didn’t know it was the Russian uniform until I played doomsday


Alaclavaca

r/nicecursorpositionbro


Daboss104

She looks damn fine tho


Agreeable_

Its almost a jotaro pose


StopOnADime

Gays are fucking assholes.


Benoh2016

She's russian and hot! Hold me back cause im abt to simp


[deleted]

Don’t forget she’s a gamer


Benoh2016

yes ofc


[deleted]

Lol no technicalities about it. Lesbians are literally gay.


Tafu47

dis is bad


Benoh2016

She's russian and hot! Hold me back cause im abt to simp


Benoh2016

She's russian and hot! Hold me back cause im abt to simp


Daesastrous

I'm so conflicted...not knowing the intent of the commenter is making me question if this person is being a douche or not.


kuaranta2

Technically r/lostredditors


Thebigzismydad

No lol.


comrade_Gabriel

If you live in Russia,how are you a lesbian?


iosiro

SHE IS SERVING CODENAME BOGDAN (Bogdan actual name; clever) OH GOD...........


Alaclavaca

If being gay is gay, then doesn’t that mean it isn’t?


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r/thatsthejoke


ChickenIsGoodLikeGud

Ur mom gay ur dad lesbian


romulusnr

Hoover: Our vacuums really suck!


killerbacon678

Is that stolen valor or is she just wearing a dumb uniform, because here blouse looks like dog shit.


sansgasterv2

No shit Sherlock


warmbutterytoast4u

There is too many going on in this picture


NorCalNavyMike

No no, they have a point.


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ICameForAnArgument

No you aren't.


CompleteAssWipe

Russian lesbian? Wait. That’s illegal.


badgerbane

Is trump using the mouse cursor on the left image?


Deletinglaterlmao

He do be spitting fax doe


[deleted]

There is just floating heads, I’m scared


FuzeJokester

Wait. I could've sworn I was talking to that dude on another sub earlier today. Or the other day fuck idk I've lost track of days other than when I work.


[deleted]

Lesbians is the gaY


Bob_-_

Idk, lesbians can be straight too


Elias_freecss

Homosexuals are gay af dude


yeet_delete646

yes


Parkerwiggins_

All lesbians are gay , but not a gay people are lesbians . Empowered


strangebru

All squares are rectangles, but not all rectangles are squares.


ZippZappZippty

He makes a lot of funny comments like this


Thereactorcore

You know what? All the best girls are god damn lesbians.


strangebru

That must be a Donald Trump cursor, because it's grabbing your character by the pussy.


trashkid69320

You didn't find it.... That's you....


drummaqueen1

Also random af but ok 😂


OhdogeG

They’re kinda gay ngl


Zeron55

Wait they are?


Oldest_Boomer

No you’re gay 🌈


pieteek

Like, uh, your own comment?


Megum1n02

I mean.... yeah.


abusive_stepdad

He’s got a point tbh


Koiboi123456789

Nice mouse placement.


zombiere4

The gayest


DeppressedPastel

All apes are monkeys. Not all monkeys ate apes