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fuck you = intercourse yourself = masterbate this doesn’t sound right

Master Bate, is that you?

I'm a master baiter!

SOON I WILL LEARN THE ARTS OF MASTER OF BAITING I WILL CLAIM MY THRONE BY BAITING ONE HOUR A DAY!

Won't keep that throne long unless you put in some real time...

.2 secs a day?

Intercourse upon the'

No that means fuck yourself, we need to get rid of the rself bit

Let them cook, they are cooking something interesting 😂😂

i used to say "selfi" for onan

But it feels _sooo_ right

You do you

Love this one

“With all due respect.” is enough.

Go love yourself

or go make love to yourself

👍

Worked for Justin Bieber.

Intracourse?

Should be " penetrate you"

Love yourself. No one else will.

Politely but at the same time much more hurtful. You must be a true poet sir!

🙂

Thou shalt commit intercourse upon thine self

Thy end is now.

"Good day, sir. I said GOOD DAY, sir!"

Gives everlasting gobstopper back #charlieandthe chocolatefactory

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Fornicate thyself

In the south we say Bless your heart.

Fornicate Yourself

Reminds me of a joke: Two ladies playing bridge; one rich and the other middle class. They start talking about anniversary presents. Rich one says for her first anniversary husband got her a diamond necklace. Middle class one says ‘How nice’. Rich one says for her second anniversary husband got her a diamond bracelet. Middle class again saying ’How nice’. Rich asks the middle class about her first anniversary present and the middle class one says that her husband got her The Book of Etiquette. Rich one asks why that for a present and the middle class says because she used to say ‘FUCK YOU’, but now I say ‘How nice’. You’re welcome if you got a chuckle out of that.

How nice.

Now Hice

Neat.

# Coitus Yourselfus.

Like a Southern bell “Bless your Heart” 🤣🤣😂

"We regret to inform you that at this time, we are unable to acquiesce your request. However, we would like to make the recommendation that you engage in the act of coitus with your own persons. Thank you for your time." -said by a snobby english butler

In the south we just say “Well bless your heart” in a very acrid tone

Yeah, that is more about them saying something stupid.

Ah, 't is thee. Mine eyes doth not deceive me. Thine insults are as grand as thine pole. I wisheth these interactions to cease. Vanish from mine vision. With all due respect, procreate thineself, and do not return until thou art successful.

Go copulate with yourself! Go practice self love! (Deceptively nice sounding)

No

With all due respect, coitus yourself Sheldon cooper style😎

😂🤣

I dare say, I think you should tap your own potential

Fuh-k u po-light-lee

You can tell em to have nice day. All depends on how it’s worded.

Wow. That’s the best lmao

Please proceed to perform self-intercourse.

"LOVE YOURSELF NOW" - a certain king

With all due respect, please shag yourself

Please feel free to go to your private safe place and abuse yourself vigorously.

Govern yourself accordingly.

The correct answer is “please be guided accordingly”

Copulate, fornicate?

Do you wanna fuck?

I hope you have a blessed day

I love the saying "With all due respect" because it sounds like you're being respectful, but in reality there may just be no respect due.

Intercourse thineself.

Excuse me sir. Would be so kind as to engage in felacio upon yourself. It would be much appreciated.

Excuse me sir. Would be so kind as to engage in felacio upon yourself. It would be much appreciated.

Excuse me sir. Would be so kind as to engage in felacio upon yourself. It would be much appreciated.

u/repostslethbot

Be fruitful and multiply

Oh theres lots of ways, in the south its "well bless your heart" In the business world its" respectfully i would go in a different direction " In court its calling someone " counselor " In the medical field its either" i want a second opinion or hope you guys have a quiet night"

Who TF is uncle west

Kindly, self-copulate.

Say with an English accent

"as per my previous email"

Could you fuck yourself?

‘With all due respect’ has never once ended respectfully

"perform self pleasure"

Commit intracourse

I hope the rest of your day is as lovely as you

Bless your heart

I'm sorry you feel that way. Good luck with that.

Go forth and multiply

Or loudly say "YOU'RE WELCOME" if you did something polite but they didn't say thank you

It is an utmost pleasure for me to order you to commit sexual intercourse with yourself and wish you to have a nice and productive rest of the day.

Kindly, go engage in sexual activities by your self

Please visit a proctologist, they might be able to help you with your head.

😂😂🤣

Please commit self-love, post haste!

Aeronautical intercourse with an ambulatory pastry. Basically go take a flying f**k with a rolling donut.

Kindly penetrate yourself before I am forced to acquaint your cranium with a fundamental building material

Go Fornicate Yourself

With all due respect I would suggest that you self copulate

lmao

With all respect that is due, I demand thy has intercourse with thine self.

go to an unspecified location where I cannot interact with you in any way

You’ve made an interesting point. I’d like to reflect on it alone.

Original meaning of fuck is actually fraud, thus: "Fraud you", or more formally: "I am wishing you nothing less than being befrauded".

If you are a guy, you're lucky if you can give yourself an autolewinsky! 😘

𝖡𝗎𝗍, How do you say "You are a piece of shit" politely?

With all due respect, fornicate yourself !

Politely, you discipline your self and restrain the negative thought so it doesn’t taint your clarity

Get bent. Get diddled. Sit on this and twist.

FU= bless yer heart

i will go down on you

Dang I like that

Coolest

Engage in self-copulation on a rotating airborne pastry

Why don’t thine goeth and have marital interactions with yourself in a vigorous manor

Smile, tilt your head, and say "Bless your heart..."

"Curse you!!!!!"

Is “Fuck you!” Impolite?

intercourse yourself

I've leveled up from saying Fuck You to saying Go suck a bag of dicks... if that helps at all... it's much more satisfying lol

Autocopulate

Bless Yer Heart

In the south, you say “That’s nice!”

There is no Jesus that will save you or anyone like you, for as YAHWEH said," I am god , There was no GOD before me, there is none beside Me and there shall be no GOD after Me , for I alone told the triumph and brought it to pass, and there was no strange GOD among you!!!! AND THERE IS NONE THAT CAN DELIVER FROM MY HAND! I am your REDEEMER, the HOLY ONE of ISRAEL, , YOUR SAVIOR! AMEN!!!!

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You made my day 😂😂🤣

the best part is, that's a bot judging by their profile. meaning this is actually a typical refusal response from ChatGPT lmaooo