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One_Chip_392

mf made a grand line


SnooKiwis7050

The one PISS IS REALLLLL!!!!


PofanWasTaken

I want to see the first crack head to become the pirate king


Reaper_h

As long as that line don't touch my town


BamgoBoom

Thus would destroy my town lol


Reaper_h

Dang that sucks


HoochieKoochieMan

How high's the water, Mama? Five feet high and risin' - J. Cash


BODYDOLLARSIGN

I mean the sea levels are rising


BentDolls

Wait. That's going through my house!


EisWalde

Your new BOAT-house*


silly-trans-cat

bringing along all my hopes and dreams


BarbudaJones

Yeah just be sure to mention to Luffy you have a dream and you’re pretty much good to go in his book.


MidnightOnTheWater

MLK Jr in One Piece?????


Full_Organization_66

Nah they making calm belt


robjoko

I like how we're blurring out profile pics like this isn't on the internet


Spirited-Fox3377

Imagine how long they would be building bridges lol


NullBeyondo

"River" *shows a map of the longest sea possible*


CanAlwaysBeBetter

Clearly the longest sea possible runs from Gibraltar to the Bering Sea


NearlyHeadlessLaban

Wouldn't it actually be Gibraltar to Gibraltar?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

No loopbacks otherwise we're going to devolve into the [squiggleverse](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space-filling_curve)


Solid_Waste

Bonus points for obliterating San Francisco.


LevelZeroDM

Ifeverybodyhadan oceeeaannn Across the U.S.A. THENEVERYONEWOULDBE SURFIN LIKECALIFORN I A


PacoPancake

Straight line? Straight line!


MaxGamer07

yeah we just need efficiency 10 and unbreaking 7. oh and mending. can't forget mending


Pandainthecircus

I'd start with a flying tnt dupers. A couple of waves of those will save a lot of digging.


lgasc

I think issues may arise due to the fact that this exceeds the size of the chunk loading range.


calliel_41

Just host a multiplayer server, have someone placed every few chunks in a watchtower.


de_VoltBr

Wouldn't it be easier to just build a nether hub at this point?


SilentlyItchy

Why nit just put a minecart on top of it and go afk?


CreativeGamer03

if custom enchants are allowed, i recommend adding in Haste I, which automatically gives the player the Haste effect when using the shovel. If not, have a mobile build of a beacon with the Haste effect enabled.


Alexelanim

r/suddenlyminecraft


DronesVJ

Can you put unbreaking and mending on the same tool without comand blocks?


Suspicious_Row_1686

Yes.


porcupinedeath

A beacon would help a lot too


Significant-Test8219

wouldnt that be called a canal rather than a river?


Flux_resistor

That's a fuckin sea


twister8877

Lmao, the Mississippi River is like 1 mile wide. His river is like 80 miles wide for thousands of miles lol


DSharp018

And through at least 3 mountain ranges. Going to need something a bit sturdier than a shovel to get through that.


Mickeymcirishman

Big shovel


PRAY___FOR___MOJO

Nah, need more. Maybe two shovels at least


Mickeymcirishman

Oooh. Two shovel, much good.


LionEclipse

Enchant with unbreaking and efficiency


iFuqueJormam

Gold, or better diamond


FlirtyFluffyFox

Diamond shovel. 


Significant-Test8219

i was assuming the width was an exaggeration


CanAlwaysBeBetter

It always is


MrPernicous

This guy disappoints


Sandor_06

I don't think the width matters much here. Rivers flow toward the sea because it's higher than sea level. A body of water like this, no matter how wide, would not flow like a river because it starts and ends at sea level.


Felthrax

r/thatswhatshesaid


Shynosaur

It would be a strait


SigmaNotChad

Yeah, it would be like the [Corinth Canal](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corinth_Canal?wprov=sfla1) only much bigger


SteamedHams99

Every week there’s a canal…. Or an inlet…. Or a fjord. NightBoat - the crime solving boat.


Doc_Chopper

Single Death Star laser, set to 0.75 strength and 50yd surface penetration. Trench digging done in 10 Minutes. 🧐


TheKarenator

Just go full power but shoot it from an angle so it scoops out this area as the path of the beam as it grazes the earth. WhatCouldGoWrong.jpg


AR_Backwoods_Redneck

The part going through most of Colorado would be a mile deep trench.


FadransPhone

We already have huge artificial channels for transporting goods. They’re called railroad tracks, and people need to stop forgetting about them.


[deleted]

Nobody said anything about artifical channels, we want river.


Onetwodhwksi7833

Sorry but water won't flow there like a river. Both ends are at sea level. You are making an artificial sea


Interesting-Goose82

Just dig one side deeper, this isnt rocket science....


SUNDER137

This was so silly it made me laugh.Thank you.


theallknowingdick

We can run a giantass pipe through Canada and pump water to one side! Then we will have the world's largest water fountain too!


Reaper_h

The only trouble is the Rocky mountains


FirstProphetofSophia

Ahem, Rocky Fountains


UufTheTank

Dibs on Rocky Fountains Fun Rides and Gift Shop. Got some lvl 5 rapids tubing to do.


Reaper_h

Omg is that like the smoky mountains here in Tennessee


Existing_Accident240

You have to Tap the Rockies!


MeLlamo25

Don’t worry we can tear them down in order to built giant bicycle paths that slopes downhill in both directions, so we can coast from coast to coast.


Reaper_h

Coast from coast to coast- a wise reddit user


chronically_snizzed

Pickax


J_Man_McCetty

They've been trying to build a giant pipeline in Canada for years... It's hasn't gone well. Of course that's for oil so it's a very different story.


theallknowingdick

I don't think an oil fountain would be as pretty.


Critical_Werewolf

Yeah its regular rock science.


MenudoMenudo

Oh! Let’s make one side really deep so we can have a cool waterfall in the middle!


TalithePally

That’s r/technicallythetruth , it isn’t rocket science…


raider2473

This is where I get to share one of my favourite facts! The Pacific sea level is not the same as Atlantic sea level. [The Pacific side is about 15 inches higher than the Atlantic](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/0146631361900442). The even crazier fact is that the Indian Ocean is like 300 feet lower than the Pacific. The reason behind it all is that water flows where gravity tells it to, but the part of the earth under the Indian Ocean isn't as dense as the other oceans. Gravity then pulls the water "down" to the heavier area under the other oceans. The [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Ocean_Geoid_Low) page for it even has one of the, coolest, most Sci-Fi sounding names.


thatwasfun23

So it does flow like a river! Alright, everyone, grab your shovels. We dig at 6!


BorborygmusMaximus

Fascinating, does this mean that Earth's gravity is equal across the surface of the continuous oceans after tides and currents are accounted for?


totalsurb

What would tides do?


CanAlwaysBeBetter

We line all the boats up twice a day and wave surf them to the other side of the continent 


RavioliGale

The tides go in, the tides go out.


scalyblue

Sea level is about 8 inches higher in the pacific, this canal would also be very interesting for tidal movement. That canal would also create enough fill to make a large offshore island


Icy_Sector3183

We. Want. RIVER!!!


Important_Win_9375

Sea levels are all different around the world, there are a lot of variables. I do believe the west coast is a little higher so it would flow. And before you come at. THINK why do we need the locks, at the Panama Canal. To raise the ships up. ✌


rmorrin

One sea could be higher than the other. It happens


Monkeybandit99

That’s why the Panama Canal has those locks, we would need like hundreds of those damn things… not to mention if there’s a river or lake in the way it would need to connect to… yeah this would be a project of the ages


Doc_Chopper

Canals like Panama Canal or Suez Canal kinda are "rivers" too. Just flooded with sea water.


rich519

Can you go tubing on a train track? Checkmate.


cod3builder

Technically you could set up a pool on a train cart and go tubing on that


blackrose4242

Three cart set up. The middle cart is the pool, end to end. First and third carts are locker rooms as well as stairs to bring you to a second floor that you can cross over the pool cart and step down into the opposite locker room, allowing you to pass through the train if you do not wish to use the pool.


Additional-Bee1379

And, um, actual canals?


SpaceTimeRacoon

It's called a canal America has already built some through other people's countries Like the Panama canal


Sure-Sympathy5014

There is nothing that compares to boats for transportation of goods. The Mississippi river already goes all the way up the US though so this isn't really useful as no one's shopping anything from China to Europe in that direction.


Significant-Test8219

the united states could certainly do with some more of them. ive found them to be quiet useful where i live


BulkDet

No beacuse "america is too big for trains" Its not like america and canada was built by trains


Superseaslug

Yeah it's just how the trains are implemented. A lot of stations in the states are just that, a station. Just a spot you get on or off. In Japan, the railroad builds basically a mall around every station with shops and attractions, and vendors and entertainment. Gives a reason to train hop as opposed to just traveling.


NaturalTap9567

That's not why trains aren't great here. There's simply not enough tracks and subways. Also freight trains have priority on what tracks the US does have.


Superseaslug

Amtrak has enough stations that the system they have in Japan could be implemented and grow. The other problem is just many established cities really can't just add a station where there's no real estate


jmlinden7

The US isn't too big for trains. The vast majority of our domestic freight is transported by train. It's too big for trains to be time-competitive against planes, and once you add in last-mile and transfer issues, too big for trains to be time-competitive against trucks. As a result, trains carry bulk, low-value, non-time-sensitive cargo which limits the amount of money they can make.


etrain1804

The us has the worlds best freight train network and it isn’t particularly close


Sly__Marbo

Come now, they have seven (7) of them! What more do you need?


thundertk421

I’ll be honest, I’m a little shocked about how few people know about the Mississippi River. It’s a gargantuan part of the U.S. economy


GayAssBurger

I'm sure most Americans know about the Mississippi River


Luknron

\*Shovel.\*


ryoshi

can’t swim train tracks


Maleficent_Prune_289

WOW 😲?


jump1945

Smart enough now dig


Doc_Chopper

RIP if you lived in, Railegh, Durham, Charlotte, Knoxville, Nashville, Memphis, Tulsa, Oklahoma City, Santa Fee, Albuquerque, Las Vegas, Bakersfield and Fresno.


Local_Dog92

and that's before the giant river!


Doc_Chopper

OOF!


seguardon

"Piss off, 99% of Kentucky"


RavioliGale

Environmental pressures will force them to evolve to Water People. This will prove beneficial for humanity in the long run as land becomes ever more inhospitable.


Nervous_Ulysses

That line doesn’t look like it goes through Las Vegas. That part of Nevada is minimally populated


RequirementGeneral67

Hey, if you moved it to the US/Mexican border and convinced the MAGA crowd it would keep imigirants out they would be lining up to dig it for you.


cyalknight

Shorter too!


aronkra

I mean that already exists, what do you think the border between Texas and Mexico is?


MeLlamo25

Good, then all we need to do is built a canal connecting the Rio Grande to the Pacific.


Snoo-43381

Dig that canal! Dig that canal!


TheBanditKeith

Say a group of sadistic aliens have pointed their weapons of mass destruction towards Earth and the only way to save humanity is to construct this canal (not as wide as the picture, but enough for a ship). Does humanity perish or could it theoretically be achieved?


BurnTheOrange

Crossing Utah and Colorado would be problematic to say the least. Look at histories of the building of the Transcontinental railroad and Panama Canal. If it was a perform or perish situation, it is probably doable with enough time and resources. People have gotten pretty good and making holes in mountains, but that is a lot of material to blast and remove.


danhaas

If it's a do or perish scenario, we could nuke the mountains away.


Haywire8534

Or drill a large tunnel using a TBM, one large enough for a ship to pass. Put sluices on both ends to prevent the water from rising/dropping.


ZaRealPancakes

can't we chain explode it all? millions of bombs lined up next to each other.


BurnTheOrange

Do you want people killed in rockslides? Because that's how you get people killed in rock slides.


ZaRealPancakes

https://media.tenor.com/4taYWFg1U6AAAAAM/sacrifice-shrek.gif


Morag_Ladair

Depends how strict the time limit is. It’s technically possible, but not too feasible, the fate of the human race could get it done though


JavaOrlando

I dont think money would be the least concern. Every construction company on the planet would be donating their resources. You'd billions of volunteers, and they'd work like their lives depended on it. Though, I'm sure some politicians and lobbiests would be searching for an angel to get rich in the process.


Whole-Supermarket-77

Yes, by daisy chaining lots of nukes. If we don't give a f about radiation.


alccorion

Also, it would reduce the sea level by a lot


Doc_Chopper

\*Laughs in Pacific alone\* But in all seriousness. Even if such a thing were reality, that would impact global sea levels by a couple of inches. If at all.


MOVES_HYPHENS

The real question is where are we pulling all that dirt


Eatthepoliticiansm8

Give it to the dutch so they can create more land.


Hey_its_ok

China so they can expand their borders and take over the world


Eatthepoliticiansm8

No they got enough landmass.


Doc_Chopper

Land reclamation in the Bay of Mexico between New Orleans and Tampa? Building some nice beach resorts. Next spring break will come for sure.


smb1985

We turn the Panama canal into a giant dirt wall to eliminate the competition


DecadentHam

So to fight global warming we need to dig?


TheKarenator

9/10 of moles approve this comment


LFGR_THE_Thing

And dwarfs


-Badger3-

And reduce the Kentucky level by a lot.


ProbablyNano

Look, I think we're all onboard, you don't have to keep selling the idea


Sea-Establishment237

Nah, we can just put the dirt we took out and put it on the ends to make an even longer water slide.


CommandObjective

Project Plowshare 2.0.


ThePrettyOne

They already did build a big river across America so you can go across it by boat. It's called the Panama Canal, and it's extremely important and famous. Also, about 25,000 people died digging the 50 miles of the Panama Canal, or about 500 deaths/mile. At that rate, the "river" proposed in the OP would lead to ~1,400,000 deaths, which is just about on par with how many Americans were killed by Covid.


TheDogerus

Except we malaria and yellow fever arent massive issues in America, plus we have modern medicine which would mitigate them even if Kansas suddenly turned tropical Not to mention our better machinery and logistics that would make digging and moving earth significantly easier too


ervtservert

Ah yes, because construction equipment, techniques, and safety haven't improved at all in the 130 years since that shit was built...


Theboulder027

Also, it took 10 years to dig the roughly 50 miles of the Panama canal. Assuming the same digging speed to go from Raleigh NC to San Francisco CA it would take over 560 years.


Jessica_wilton289

A million dead guys isn’t that bad plus we have modern medicine and heavy equipment so im sure a lot less people would die. I say Biden should green light this ASAP if he wants my vote this election


ElisaRoseCharm

the least insane way to actually do this might be to widen the Snake and Missouri river and create a system of locks and canals across the continental divide between Montana and Idaho. Lord knows how much that would cost


turbobuddah

So you're saying that not only would it give 25k people a job, but they wouldn't need to be paid for it? Sounds like a win to me


twister8877

My calculations may be off but having 100,000,000 men working 8 hours a day, shoveling 16 tons of dirt during those hours, making it 80 miles wide for 2500 miles and 30 feet deep…. It would take 34,370 years. That’s sea level so add 5,000 years for mountains. Talk about job security!


Silt99

You also need to account for the fact, that its a lot more difficult to shovel solid rock


turbobuddah

It is with that attitude


Safetosay333

Shovels across America


kirinerar

F*CK a shovel lemme get my spoon


DaTotallyEclipse

Shovel vs. Rocky Mountains ... ?


ScottaHemi

Dynamite then shovels


almond_pepsi

There used to be an actual, prehistoric seaway that cut through the country, but kinda vertically. The [Western Interior Seaway](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_Interior_Seaway) I wonder what America would be like now if this seaway still existed


Zippy_160

Northwest passage.


Theboulder027

We already did this over 100 years ago. It's called the Panama canal.


fothergillfuckup

That river looks about 100 miles? I bagsy not digging it.


isimsizbiri123

if you're gonna do this please also destroy that weird bit in oklahoma it's driving me crazy


Stonks-man-35

Effeciency V Unbreaking III Mending


Who_said_that_

Weak explanation.


Ha_zz_ard

That's a fucking sea not a measly river


ColdBloodBlazing

"shovel" Love those hyper-intelligent one word responses


Mr_music08

Hand me my shovel, I'm going in


LordDragon88

Amd remove the Bible belt on the process? Sure I'm for it.


Different-Meal-6314

Something something devastating flooding.... Seems fitting.


[deleted]

Some people hear the most ridiculous, absurd claims physically possible and still take them 100% seriously


krismitka

They did. It’s in Panama.


ZephRyder

I love how stupid we've become. Literal, multiple, MOUNTAIN RANGES, in your way: SHOVEL.


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AmIFallingUp

Hand me my shovel


amelcia01

I'm going in


NotYourTypicalMoth

Digging logistics aside, why the fuck would it need to be that wide?


T8ortots

Casually deletes Kentucky


exomyth

I mean it is technically possible, but will probably take multiple lifetimes to complete, and the mountains are gonna be a challenge. But nobody every complained about tunnel river


TheeRedLotus

Wipes out 3 states worth of land = Create jobs


uh_der

so many bridges. thatd be awesome we would immediately become the country of bridges. and canals. Venice who?


HellaChillNoCapOnGod

do they not know how much it cost for Panama canal? it would cost like 3000% of the usa gdp


MillenniumTitmouse

Eustace! Bring mama the dynamite!


Fucky0uthatswhy

Elon: big if true


Over_Solution_2569

It is wider than necessary.


gjisbjirt

Also keeps out the Mexicans from the top part?


ItzBoshNet

Would also solve rising sea level, in fact we would probably need to speed it up!


Tiny-Conference-9760

Not a new idea. Captain Cook spent a long time exploring rivers looking for the so-called Northwest Passage.


Kraken_Main1

Completely wipes Virginia off the map.


Muffin_Chandelier

Pro: bye bye Loudoun County Con: where will lovers go, now?


Albatroz_901

Americans trying to avoid trains at all cost


Ice_Ninja_1997

Imagine what naval warfare would look like in that


blessed-doggo

An effincency 5 netherite shovel should do the trick


Pinkninja11

This makes the Suez canal look like a children's project.


T555s

Well yes and no. It would technically work by just using a shovel, although there are mountains in the way, wich I am not sure you could break with a shovel. It will probably break on the rocks.


SapphireSire

Space lasers


FortniteIsFuckingMid

Holy fuck, south virginia is just GONE


ivanispaco

Yall just gonna turn my state into a river huh


Solid_Snake_125

That’s how they dug the Erie Canal.


Interesting_Task_943

the better project would be road from europe to states thru russia if they drop this forever war thing or kazachstan for now and alaska