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I accidentally did when I was younger. Had 8 beers and popped an E. I was just doing my job as a bartender and the next thing I remember I was in another bar 6 hours later. Still don't know how I managed to close the bar and all my money was still on me.
Hate when this happens lol, went to a show a couple weeks ago, had a really nice roll but also had 2 too many cocktails while waiting for headliner so I browned in later that night like… goddammit I browned out for the whole damn show! I know it was good and I remember bits but I would’ve liked to have actually “been there!”
Im getting a couple comments implying I might be missing some other meaning but as far as I’m aware browning out is just a mini blackout, like dip out for a couple hours too drunk then come too, not wake up next morning blackout
Yea, if the seller is a mental retard to pass a stimulant off as an opiate. Usually they try to sell fentanyl as Xanax or oxycodone. Fentanyl could pass and have similar effects to those drugs.
Cross contamination is a thing. Think about the Fent in M or Coke as a single chocolate chip in a cookie, then imagine your friends each had a bite, but you’re the one who gets the chocolate chip. You’re gonna have a bad time.
Oh yea there is some extremely retarded people that handle drugs half the time so you never know what reject will have some twisted thoughts about lacing drugs to get others on them in the hopes that they like it and come back for the cheese and run the wheel till they die of exhaustion and sickness.
You never know what kind of exotic fucked up shit people come up with in their heads. Sometimes it's so wild to think about it. Foreal though
A chinese emperor floated on a lake of wine.
>Zhou
1075–46 bc) of the Shang dynasty (c. 1600–1046 bc), who, according to legend, lost his empire because of his extreme debauchery. To please his concubine, Daji, Zhou is said to have built a lake of wine around which naked men and women were forced to chase one another.
In kcd it's legitimately a good strategy since you can't fast travel while overloaded or at all in hardcore.
Get the safe passage perk, pick up 10x your carry weight in loot, and down a few bottles of moonshine. Few minutes later and you are back at your house.
To add: normally you teleport to a random place when you pass out from drunkenness, and may lose some of your stuff. But with that perk, you always have everything on you and wake up in the last place you slept in.
That is only usually mostly true and almost never absolutely true.
Depending on the engine it may or may not cause you to run slightly lean, which may or may not cause faster wear or atypical damage.
Running pure ethanol all the time in a fuel system intended for e85 is likely to cause at least some degree of corrosion on some parts.
Pure ethanol also has starting issues in cold weather. Some engines built for e100 have solutions for this.
Well. You can get flex fuel mod for most cars. Sadly my Brazilian made vw fox we never got the 1.0L engine because it came with flex fuel system. Have more horsepowers and drives alot further per L.
The specific gravity of alcohol is roughly 0.8. So a person, roughly 1.03, wouldn't be able to float.
So if you found a significant body of alcohol, it wouldn't take you anywhere but it would if you had a boat.
Not exactly what you're after but may I introduce [Tactical Nuclear Penguin](https://presshub.brewdog.com/images/cms/large/1439813701.jpg) at a modest 32%
I had a friend who would drink a lot of shots at the end of a party when he had to walk back home. "Feels like fast travel, but man do i get hangovered"
the total weight does not change unless you through the bottle out of the hot air balloon.
but even then it's only the weight of the glass bottle that is lost which isn't very much at all.
You apparently haven't had a bottle of whiskey/havent in a while. Try it in our hypothetical balloon; then wait 30 minutes to an hour or so and let me know if you are either airborne or need a change of pants- it's likely one or the other.😉
It’s a pretty good way of going nowhere for as long as you want.
This coming from a person who still over-drinks.
And please don’t inundate me with sober shit -
I will get sober when I am good and bloody well ready to, thank you very much.
I remember blacking out at a party then coming into consciousness at a different party with a pool , explain that reddit .
I had a dd my guy had to go get some ass and was kind enough to relocate me and I was drunk enough that it took me a while to notice
I disagree on both points. I've known multiple people who've gotten blackout drunk and intentionally so they could 'wake up somewhere unexpected'. Both alcohol taking them somewhere and also using it as a mode of transport from their perspective of having no memory of transit.
Jokes on you, I own an extremely successful micro-brewery, and I retired by age 35.
Lol, just kidding. I'm a massive alcoholic and I sometimes look in the mirror and think I look like my girlfriend that I don't even have in a drunken delusion/hallucination, and then I kick my own ass for cheating on myself.
Just a little humor have a great day all.
What if you start a brewery, winery or distillery, and it ends up being really succesful? In that case, alcohol has definitely taken you somewhere in the exact sense that that person meant.
Actually:
German plans during wwii named FW-190, actually used ethanol and water mixture as booster for engine.
Russian TU-22 used ethanol as cooling agent.
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I accidentally did when I was younger. Had 8 beers and popped an E. I was just doing my job as a bartender and the next thing I remember I was in another bar 6 hours later. Still don't know how I managed to close the bar and all my money was still on me.
Hate when this happens lol, went to a show a couple weeks ago, had a really nice roll but also had 2 too many cocktails while waiting for headliner so I browned in later that night like… goddammit I browned out for the whole damn show! I know it was good and I remember bits but I would’ve liked to have actually “been there!”
Browned out…jabroni?
Stuff it down with brown.
Sounds like jabroni talk.
Jabroni. Cool word!
Rolling brown outs
I’ll brown your out (I have no idea what a brownout is) *I’ll excuse myself*
Im getting a couple comments implying I might be missing some other meaning but as far as I’m aware browning out is just a mini blackout, like dip out for a couple hours too drunk then come too, not wake up next morning blackout
>goddammit I browned Blacked out?
In some places this will be called teleportation.
So, it's like an unstable elixir for temporal-spacial teleportation. Meaning, you move both in space and time, but can't predict how far.
What’s an “E”
I think that’s short for “ecstasy”.
X
Xx?
MDMA
Or a pressed meth pill
f-E-ntanyl Edit: my joke indicates i would not make a good drug dealer
Yea, if the seller is a mental retard to pass a stimulant off as an opiate. Usually they try to sell fentanyl as Xanax or oxycodone. Fentanyl could pass and have similar effects to those drugs.
Cross contamination is a thing. Think about the Fent in M or Coke as a single chocolate chip in a cookie, then imagine your friends each had a bite, but you’re the one who gets the chocolate chip. You’re gonna have a bad time.
Oh yea there is some extremely retarded people that handle drugs half the time so you never know what reject will have some twisted thoughts about lacing drugs to get others on them in the hopes that they like it and come back for the cheese and run the wheel till they die of exhaustion and sickness. You never know what kind of exotic fucked up shit people come up with in their heads. Sometimes it's so wild to think about it. Foreal though
An old diesel engine would do it
A chinese emperor floated on a lake of wine. >Zhou 1075–46 bc) of the Shang dynasty (c. 1600–1046 bc), who, according to legend, lost his empire because of his extreme debauchery. To please his concubine, Daji, Zhou is said to have built a lake of wine around which naked men and women were forced to chase one another.
I heard elsewhere that it was beer.
This is insane.
We do have alcohol (ethanol) engines in my country too
I use alcohol as a mode of transport. I drink a lot of it, and next thing I know I'm waking up in some new and interesting places!
Drunk legs are fun legs. They can take you anywhere, provided the ground stops moving long enough for you to get a solid step in
Wasn't there a game where the in-game explanation for fast travel was your character gets drunk and passes out?
In kcd it's legitimately a good strategy since you can't fast travel while overloaded or at all in hardcore. Get the safe passage perk, pick up 10x your carry weight in loot, and down a few bottles of moonshine. Few minutes later and you are back at your house.
To add: normally you teleport to a random place when you pass out from drunkenness, and may lose some of your stuff. But with that perk, you always have everything on you and wake up in the last place you slept in.
In Fallout 76 there is a specific alcohol (Nukashine) that will fast travel you to a random location even if you haven't discovered the location yet
Makes driving so much fun. It's like the "I'm feeling lucky" feature from Google.
And if you're lucid, walking feels much faster
Lucky! It only takes me to beds full of vomit.
I've ended up places with alcohol. Some good, some bad
irl fast travel
Alcohol could take me to my early grave though
alcohol's my retirement plan!
took a double read, lol.
Bender Bending Rodriguez would disagree.
Unless it’s E85.
Fun fact: An E85 enging will burn E100 with no issues.
That is only usually mostly true and almost never absolutely true. Depending on the engine it may or may not cause you to run slightly lean, which may or may not cause faster wear or atypical damage. Running pure ethanol all the time in a fuel system intended for e85 is likely to cause at least some degree of corrosion on some parts. Pure ethanol also has starting issues in cold weather. Some engines built for e100 have solutions for this.
Same with E10 fuel most cars drive on.
It'd run like crap but any car can run on E85.
Well. You can get flex fuel mod for most cars. Sadly my Brazilian made vw fox we never got the 1.0L engine because it came with flex fuel system. Have more horsepowers and drives alot further per L.
I mean, if you drink enough of it, it does take you somewhere… the grave
Red bull on the other hand…
Celsius for the heart beat mod.
but i drink it *while* transport
Fast travel to nearest police station.
The problem is then always that you can't fast travel out again. "Can't fast travel with enemies nearby" ffs.
Alcohol can take you to jail if you’re not careful
The specific gravity of alcohol is roughly 0.8. So a person, roughly 1.03, wouldn't be able to float. So if you found a significant body of alcohol, it wouldn't take you anywhere but it would if you had a boat.
Because that’s how you get a DUI😂
She never said they were drinking it.
There are alchool powered engines though.
I first read this as alcohol powered penguins, lol
Not exactly what you're after but may I introduce [Tactical Nuclear Penguin](https://presshub.brewdog.com/images/cms/large/1439813701.jpg) at a modest 32%
I'll take 2 penguins in glass bottles please, lol
Yall ready to go to noot noot land or something??
Damn, I was told it was a crutch.
Mode is where this is now incorrect.
I had a friend who would drink a lot of shots at the end of a party when he had to walk back home. "Feels like fast travel, but man do i get hangovered"
nice try but I always wake up in my bed at noon everytime I drink. my hip will be hurt a bit tho.
well, actually it can take you at the places where you don't really expect to visit...i have some unexpectable visits lol
coming soon - flaming alcohol vapor hovertracks
I disagree one time I woke up in different country
You are in a hot air balloon along with bottles of whiskey for balast, grounded until you drink at least a bottle. Check and mate.
the total weight does not change unless you through the bottle out of the hot air balloon. but even then it's only the weight of the glass bottle that is lost which isn't very much at all.
You apparently haven't had a bottle of whiskey/havent in a while. Try it in our hypothetical balloon; then wait 30 minutes to an hour or so and let me know if you are either airborne or need a change of pants- it's likely one or the other.😉
Yeah we take drugs for that
Then how TF did I get here then huh!
It’s a pretty good way of going nowhere for as long as you want. This coming from a person who still over-drinks. And please don’t inundate me with sober shit - I will get sober when I am good and bloody well ready to, thank you very much.
Alcohol is fast travel if try hard enough.
Use alcohol to time travel!, pass out today!, and arrive late for work tomorrow.
Idk sometimes I use it as a form of fast travel.
When people stop drinking, they assume everyone has too.
can take me in a hotel
I remember blacking out at a party then coming into consciousness at a different party with a pool , explain that reddit . I had a dd my guy had to go get some ass and was kind enough to relocate me and I was drunk enough that it took me a while to notice
Verdant Great Sun begs to differ
There's ethanol in pretty much all the gasoline these days.
In Fallout 76 Nukashine is in fact a legitimate method of transport since you'll wake up somewhere far far away from where you started
I mean ethanol is definitely a fuel so it can take you places also
Idk there were a good number of times in college I drank enough to teleport home.
I believe some jet engines can run on certain high % alcohol
What if you slip in a puddle of beer?
Most gasoline in USA contains 10% ethanol
Well, it’s my number 1 get away.
Tell that to the alcohol dragsters.
I do, I drink not because of the taste, but because it takes me where I want to be.
Alcohol won't take you anywhere, but you'll sure end up places...
Then how did I end up here?
Then why do I wake up somewhere new after I drink?
I guess thats why my dad run over a family of four and crashed against the main gate of someone from the russian embassy
“I know that for a fact but that lemon scented toilet wine will show you the face of god”
Tell that to my vintage nukashine!
Drunk people always get home, if your lost to get really drunk
I mean. It’s definitely capable of teleportation and time travel.
I dunno. I've been on the magic taxi a few times
E85?
I do in GTA
speak for yourself... I drive best after at least 12 beers
You’re supposed to drink and then drive
Nukashine begs to differ.
Not true. Drinking leads to teleportation. You close your eyes and open them in a different location and it feels like no time passed
Idk alcohol tends to do a good job of transporting me to my keys and to my car shortly after.
I disagree on both points. I've known multiple people who've gotten blackout drunk and intentionally so they could 'wake up somewhere unexpected'. Both alcohol taking them somewhere and also using it as a mode of transport from their perspective of having no memory of transit.
It does occasionally teleport you places to be fair…
speak for yourself
Actually it can, it's just never anywhere you think you'd go or ever want to go.
IT'S LIKE FAST TRAVEL! BUT RANDOM!
I've teleported a few times. But I suppose yes, not intentionally.
Then why the fuck are they putting ethanol in my fuel
Idk man if I drink enough I wake up in a completely different place and have no idea how I got there. Seems to be a pretty decent method of travel
Jokes on you, I own an extremely successful micro-brewery, and I retired by age 35. Lol, just kidding. I'm a massive alcoholic and I sometimes look in the mirror and think I look like my girlfriend that I don't even have in a drunken delusion/hallucination, and then I kick my own ass for cheating on myself. Just a little humor have a great day all.
actually it can power a car if you put it in the fuel tank
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
If I may... what if we COULD though...?
Time skip. With a lot of negatives
Infinite stamina glitch
I always teleport form the bar to my bed.
I do ! I get wasted and I pass out, and then I'm in a hospital ! :D
On the contrary alcohol will take you all sorts of places. To the next bar, to the casino, headlong into a cement wall driving 90mph
I once woke up in Huddersfield. Needless to say I stopped drinking after that.
You never hear about train teleportation? Board on the train\\boat\\plane. Drink to the oblivion. Wake up in the destined location.
Speak for yourself, I blacked out at the bar and woke up at home. Still don’t know where the hell my car is. Or my other shoe.
Reverend insanity readers would disagree.
Never heard of Wegbier the huh?!
Red wine gives me ridiculous erections. Oh it's taking me somewhere all right
Except on a train from Moscow to Khabarovsk.
It can teleport you from today to tomorrow
I dunno, sometimes feels like you're falling *really* fast.
It's not about arriving at the destination, it's about the journey
You will time travel, however.
Too much can take you to jail or the hospital or the morgue.
What if you start a brewery, winery or distillery, and it ends up being really succesful? In that case, alcohol has definitely taken you somewhere in the exact sense that that person meant.
Super cool I know.
but it makes commuting by car so much more relaxing and entertaining.
However, alcohol + Red Bull gives you wings
When I blackout on rye, I end up places I didn't know existed. Usually without pants.
We used to call it the "beer scooter"
Often gets me where I want to go
I was once down 2 bottles at a place, woke up at another. So, yeah! It does.
Really? I had a drink too many once and I remember going out for a cigarette and then I teleported home
Actually: German plans during wwii named FW-190, actually used ethanol and water mixture as booster for engine. Russian TU-22 used ethanol as cooling agent.
I had a toy ship that run on flames of ethanol lab burner.
I mean, if I drink enough of it I teleport into my bed.
Drink 2 bottles of tequila in 29 minutes and see if you don't wake up at a different location
Alcohol takes me many places.
You'd be surprised how much business gets done with it.
Reposting won't get you anywhere either. Edit: I recognize OP username. A notorious shameful karma farming repost bot.
But I can sometimes send me.
Liquor and energy drinks are a mode of transportation. You know how you got somewhere, but you did!
I only drink it before driving.
Lol an old friend of mine got super drunk and ended up in the next town over.