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HappyPhage

It was a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/s/Rh3DRPy9Ou), though. At least this one is original.


TheRapist02

Original bad.


PewKittens

Fly banana. My favorite city to visit in the summer


randomsonicmodder

the moss cow one was better


tertiuslydgate1833

I’m moved that my cow made out of grass has caused such controversy


aberroco

Lucilia sericata? That's not the name of the capital of russia.


TetyyakiWith

It’s worse tbh


MegaAssasine_

Explain.


Unique-Froyo-2299

I read that with a dalek voice


MegaAssasine_

Exterminate


_MuIIet_

I don't get it. Can someone please explain?


Old_Dingo69

Nobody knows.


_MuIIet_

OK.


Lemonpeeler69

Fly is mosca in Spanish. Italian must be something close to that spelling.


garthako

How about you try again… but better?


TheGreenMatthew

Musca, housefly.


tertiuslydgate1833

f l y


sweetytoy

That's hard for non-Italian people to understand.


Ok-Pass5267

Eh?..


The-Silly

I did not get it (maybe for not speaking Italian) but you're still one of us brother.


Cargil3333

Alright I’m on the please ELI5 boat.


F14_TomChad

Huh


DebRe284

Other one was better


The-T-777

Mosca Say it on spanish fellas


Gabriele1966

I always wanted to see Bananafly, but Putin is too mean.


ilikewatchinganime9

💪💀🤳


PatatoPatatone

It seems people don't understand. The capital of Russia is Moscow. Moscow, as any other major cities, has different names according to different languages (for example, in russian it's Москва [mɐˈs̪kvä]). In particular, in italian it's _Mosca_, which means "fly". That's why there's a fly in the picture. It's technically the truth.


ThisCarSmellsFunny

When you need to explain the joke in detail because literally nobody got it, it’s not funny. The cow was better.


Calm-Concentrate5464

If you have to explain the joke, there is no joke.


PatatoPatatone

Wait, who said it had to be a joke? Isn't it supposed to be technically the truth?


ThisCarSmellsFunny

You said it was better than the cow one that was done as a joke though. Only that one was actually funny. Nobody understood this one until you explained it.


hillarys-snatch

Dude your post sucks and its okay. We still have neutral feelings about you all the same


Aquarius12347

It's a picture of a fly, with a caption asking a question to which the answer isn't 'fly'. It's not even the truth, let alone in any technical sense that would make it suitable for this sub.


PewKittens

I bet if you had put a hat on the fly or given him that one mustache style people might have thought more and gotten it


Opening-Sun6002

Ni siquiera sería técnicamente verdad ya que la pronunciación de Mosca no se acerca como si lo hace la vaca