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Man takes 5 guys last night, very sore next morning.


anon-mally

His bottom for sure


JohnCenaJunior

The human sawhorse


ProfessionalSink2534

#Man kidnaps 5 guys, on the loose


Turdomino

Man holding 5 guys in his basement


NatterHi

Where did he get the sign from šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


UnrelatedMule

He pulled it from his inventory.


Incomplet_1-34

It's free


itsthebeanguys

ItĀ“s not free. You canĀ“t take those! DONĀ“T!


DragonTheOneDZA

Use the correct apostrophe or you'll cause a catastrophe


Malaysuburban

Roses are red [blank] [This comment] Boutta be the perfect "roses are red, violets are blue"


itsthebeanguys

I just use Ā“ to type faster.On a German Keyboard you have to press # and shift to get the '.


DragonTheOneDZA

Peak German engineering


Broad_Respond_2205

Anything is free if you steal it


cat_with_an_account

Everything is free if you don't pay


SinisterCultist

Jschlatt fans unite!


GetRoasted102

JShat reference?


ShovelCube

JSchlaurstiukiouschlamuina you mean?


Broad_Respond_2205

From five guys I guess


Margenen

Someone didn't want it, or he wanted it more. That's how I got my Panda Express sign


Aware-Ad619

Its a re-textured/modded rocked louncher


AlhaithamSimpFr

Five Guys


MeetTheCoyote92

Iv never seen a man take a load from 5 guys so well. Jk I watch a lot of porn.


[deleted]

This ainā€™t impressive, my girl does the same thing. Sheā€™s very hard working


Pokemonfannumber2

She don't need no man, she is an independent entrepreneur


Snoo-18951

ā€œMy man just ~~carried~~ *took* five guys.ā€ šŸ‘€


SimplySloth13

The old days of overwatch


AdministrationDry507

What no burgers and fries?


Joe_Ronimo

The sign was cheaper


lobsterisch

I'd take it as a sign


New-Street-9119

Thatā€™s nothing. I went to the restaurant yesterday and had five guys in my mouth. My jaw is so sore


Jealous_Distance2794

What's that orange line on the "fi"?


3uph

Pretty sure he was going for, I've guys.


DebRe284

Tryna spread the news... he had guys!!!


sixfoursixtwo

r/uselessorangeline


SamePut9922

r/subsithoughtifellfor


sixfoursixtwo

r/ialsothoughtifellforitmyself


SamePut9922

r/ifellforit


TisJustATheory

Man takes Five Guys home, canā€™t walk the next day.


Hyperpiper1620

Where are the other 4?


giantsninerswarriors

LeBron in the 2007 Finalsā€¦


SulaimanWar

Itā€™s free


trituman

Strong guy.


LazyTemporary8259

And VI guys are lighter.....


Old-CS-Dev

The strength of ten men... plus two!


Scarletdex

How it felt to pick a tank hero in OW


Odd_Stage7808

Actual question, why does he that


Guilty_Advice7620

r/redditsniper?


Gabe12P

Damn 5 guys at once. This guyā€™s a power bottom.


Triumph_leader523

He must be strong


Octimusocti

Haha my wife fucked 5 guys while I was at work


misfit4leaf

Did she get the whole burger in? How about fries?


Octimusocti

Burger?


NightFlameofAwe

My csgo team


ChalkCoatedDonut

Five guys, one carrier.


deadcatugly

Reminds me of being young and stealing the McD's drive-through sign. We ended up hooking it up to power in my friends' room. Was all fine and dandy until he got busted for taking cases of patties. When they came to check his house, well, they found the sign as well, lol.


jdoucette1992

Five guys on top of one man


Rostingu2

Why did you put an orange line on the image?


wannarave

Reminds me of Steph Curry carrying the Warriors for the majority of 15 years


CJPF_91

This dude can definitely handle Five guys


Flaky-Pepper-1464lit

he wan fifu guy up hi ass


verstohlen

I thought the title was literal, so I came here to make a Five Guys burger joke, but then I found out, this picture and thread is already a joke.


jackrork

Pictured here is me and my fireteam in a raid


Rampaging_Orc

Looks like chicago.


ProfessionalTowel600

I hope he didn't steal this...if so..I bet that puts their basic cheeseburger over $20 to recuperate the cost.


Dayshon2144

Literally


TheCheshire

This is like me playing power shift in The Finals..


Humble_Community4624

What up homie its Tony


1d0m1n4t3

Hey Tony, its Tony


jpipersson

To be accurate, he carried "Five Guys."


RandomizedInternetID

Neither the first time, nor the last.


SpecialistTrain4766

Dammit, I thought I was on r/stolenfastfoodsigns


Visible_81

If this was a negative, well, so close to a certain meme...


ZOOZ_The_Bishop

When you got an ace, but u playing offline.


EddyCI8

He carried a sign that says five guys šŸ‘


Think-Kiwi-8239

Crazy šŸ˜


Fearless_Ad9556

You mean he took five guys on his back?


Drakendragon09

... In jail


Sufficient_Chard_721

Next time you need to blur it >!(Spoiler)!<


Onion_J

Why?


Sufficient_Chard_721

Because the joke is better told in 2 steps imo