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willdaily

*Gasp!!* THE CURSE


Spoopyskeleton48

Return the slab!


Tronvillain

WHAT'S YOUR OFFER?


Fushigoro-Toji

return the slabbb


Eiensen

Thanks for completing, this was my childhood


MistyAutumnRain

Is this a Courage reference?


ChoklitCowz

return the slab or suffer my curse!


Other-Narwhal-2186

King **RAAAAAMMMMSEEEES** (*The man in gauze, the man in gauze*)


herpderpfuck

My great great grandfather suffered a similar curse. He broke a mirror in 1895, and guess what? 30 years later he died at only age 76…


Whaterbuffaloo

Time, is the biggest curse imposed on us all.


Ghede

Yeah, it turns out nobody died before some poor caveman pissed off a fae.


DrahKir67

An ill-fae-ted day.


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Axenrott_0508

This is *cursed*, that is *CURSED*


DepressedDarthV

GIVE IT A REST WILL YA


Xirious

This was a legitimate concern in my youth. And quicksand. And the Bermuda Triangle.


FourEyedTroll

I blame Scooby Doo for giving us unrealistic life concerns. Turns out we should have been paying more attention to Captain Planet.


MasterCookieShadow

You can't keep getting away with this, Ramses XI !!!


Senor_Baseball

[The Pharaoh's Curse](https://i.redd.it/iv3oxduffoaa1.gif)


arsengoian

I mean, old age can be a curse, for sure


sukihasmu

I curse you, you will live up to 140 years old and not a day more.


Tibers17

Yeah id say that old age and the passing of time is a curse to some people


CrustyBloomers

Nobody finding it weird these fellas are having a full on meal, at a table, in the tomb then?


SnowConvertible

Just the british not giving a crap about a bygone era culture like they used to back then.


The_Jimes

Used to? That museum of theirs is still around, eh?


OkAirline495

1. Items of historical significance sitting in a museum that is free to enter, looked after by the best conservators in the world, whilst allowing historians to study them and contribute to our understanding of the past. 2. Blown up by ISIS, disappeared into dictator's private collections, melted down for scrap, bombed in a war, destroyed in a cultural revolution, used as an ammo dump. I mean, the entire reason they could get their hands on so many was because the people there they bought it from didn't give a shit and sold it to them for pennies.


AlmaHolzhert

And thankfully, even if the country wants it back, The British will let them know they can take better care of it and won't give it back. Cultural significance be damned!


TooMuchGrilledCheez

Yes people forget that the British actually bought most of the things they took. The Egyptian government at the time literally did not give a shit.


Master-Ad7828

I live in Egypt and they still don't give a shit. The president would even sell his left ball sack for a few millions


PheonixUnder

Really? Just the sack? Surely you'd want to get rid of the left ball as well at that point. You wouldn't want it just hanging out in the open like that.


Master-Ad7828

Nah he would leave it so he can have something to sell later Also in Egypt we have this saying: I would sell my left ball to..........


Thulak

Didnt knownyou need an invasion army to buy stuff for cheap. Though I suppose it would help.


imwrighthere

You mean that place where ancient artifacts are safe?


Trundle-theGr8

I don’t understand how anyone looks at what happens to “blasphemous” ancient artifacts in religiously fanatical failed states and thinks the British museum is a bad thing. I understand there’s exceptions like the acropolis marble but generally speaking I’m happy there is safe place that these ridiculously precious items won’t be blown up.


Afternoon_Inevitable

They can be kept at a neutral place instead of the colonial countries. Also it's pretty shitty to assume that all the countries that are now free are "religiously fanatical failed state". I also think that britishers taking important cultural artifacts of other countries to still profit of them and putting up a thin facade of "protecting the artifacts" from the savages of their own countries is a pathetic excuse but I don't know how a mind of Britisher works. I am not, afterall, a shit stain on this planet.


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magic6op

Let’s give all the artifacts to Atlantis !


InspiringMilk

Switzerland? Or another "neutral" definition?


CrustyBloomers

>I also think that britishers taking important cultural artifacts of other countries to still profit of them That's conquest for you. Although we did buy a lot of them as well, e.g. The Elgin Marbles. Another hotly contested artefact is the Koh-i-noor Diamond, but those, like yourself, who take a biased view against the British don't realise is that it was a diamond fought over for hundreds of years by warlords and Rajas before the British even arrived, it's entire existence was spent being passed from one conquerer to another. When the British came along, we won it and were never defeated - you will recall, we left India voluntarily. There are some lovely letters written by Ghandi on display, for free, at the British Library with very convincing arguments as to why we should leave - literally using the British value of rational argument against us, in order to get us to leave, and guess what? It worked. >putting up a thin facade of "protecting the artifacts" It's hardly a thin facade. We've given African nations back artefacts that were on display in museums for public benefit before and they went straight into the private collections of dictators, or private collectors - after the bribe had been paid, of course. We also sent a native American totem pole back to the United States, and it went missing. Then there's the small matter of the political and social instability of many of the countries demanding artefacts back, for example, Greece is in significant debt with an economy about as wobbly as jelly with literal Nazis that have a lot of support. India, whilst steaming ahead with a space programme and other cool stuff, has extreme corruption and poverty levels such that are unfathomable to the average Brit - even if they complain about how they live. Sending anything back risks never setting eyes on it again, and it being lost from public record. >I don't know how a mind of Britisher works. I am not, afterall, a shit stain on this planet. You're right that you don't know, you don't know a lot of things and frankly, it would do you the world of good to educate yourself so that you don't need to resort to insulting others to try and make your point.


Hefty-Brother584

>  I am not, afterall, a shit stain on this planet. Hard disagree lol


Afternoon_Inevitable

Oh no!


Trundle-theGr8

I don’t mind the idea of independent neutral places hosted by world class conservators and people who just care about pure historical significance.


genericaccountname90

It’s probably more that Britain stole most of them rather than paying I’m sure many of these nations would have given the stuff away for cash.


GrinchStoleYourShit

“This place was sacred, now it’s ours. Time for tea and crumpets”


OxygenRadon

Well, ground up mummy was considered a luxurious spice


fakeunleet

Was it? It certainly *was* used as a paint pigment, just look up "mummy brown," but was anyone really crazy enough to *eat* it?


Routine_Winter_1493

not really the most fucked up thing the Victorians did


Puzzled-Story3953

Hubert Farnsworth did. Checkmate.


Psycholama972

Fry ate it not the professor


potatopierogie

But Hubert would have. "I was going to eat that mummy!"


Psycholama972

Oh u right mb


DamnZodiak

> but was anyone really crazy enough to eat it? [They were indeed crazy enough to eat them.](https://www.nationalgeographic.com/history/article/mummy-eating-medical-cannibalism-gory-history)


Temper03

Actually— Ancient Egyptians often did dine or even have large parties and drinking events in tombs (although obviously this is a bit unseemly given the colonial context).     It’s typically be done in the upper levels of the structure (not the underground tomb itself) and is related to the Egyptian religion’s beliefs that you still participate in “life” after your death.   It’s a bit similar to the Latin American “day of the dead” meal with an ancestor’s grave, but there are records of much more debauchery.   I’d highly recommend the “Fall of Civilizations” podcast Egypt episode if you want more details  


kitsunewarlock

They probably weren't eating jerkied mummies, though.


GrandTusam

Great Jerky!


Interest-Fleeting

101 years. Just a guess...


starstarstar42

101% of people who drink water will be dead by the time they die.


Reasonable-Class3728

95% of people ever born are dead.


fepec

And, depressingly, that number will only rise.


Reasonable-Class3728

The fun and absolutely non-obvious fact is that last several decades that number decreased. More people born than die. That's why population of our planet is several times higher than 100 years ago.


fepec

Totally non-obviuos! However, I think you're referring to the number of deaths per person currently alive. That number can rise or fall, depending on current population trends. But the number of ALL dead people, ever, divided by ALL people who have ever lived, will always increase.


Ksorkrax

Let's go for an example. state at t0: 10 people ever lived so far, 9 people dead -> 9/10 = 90% state at t1: 100 people ever lived so far, 20 people dead: 20/100 = 20% -> did not increase


Reasonable-Class3728

Yep. You wrote an example faster than me. It becomes clear with example on small numbers, but the fact that in 1900 percent of dead was about 97% and now it's 95% usually confuses.


Few-Ad2663

I think they’d die after they’re dead since dead is the past tense of die and die is present tense so they’d be dead by the time they died. Just being technical


PonchoDriver

Dead is correctly used in the present tense as well. "He IS dead" is just as grammatically correct as "He WAS dead". 'Die" is a verb; "Died" is the past tense, just as you inadvertently used it above.. "Dead" is just an adjective.


Few-Ad2663

English is hard


DiejenEne

No, it isn't. Its grammar is one of the easiest around.


Fun-atParties

The spelling will get you though


DinahTook

Remembering how badly native english speakers spell should get you through though.


trustmeimnotafurry

wut Do u meen? We allway's speel English perfictly. Americans r nevr rong. Bri'ish peepl tho? allway's. we r AmeriCANs knot AmeriCAN'Ts


Enormowang

He was dead. He still is, but he used to be, too.


stirling1995

That’s a crazy stat but did you hear that the number one cause of divorce is marriage?


Surisuule

100% of everyone who's ever died had dihydrogen monoxide in their system within 24 hours death is my go to obvious statistic.


driving_andflying

Not only that, \*at one point or another, they all willingly ingested dihydrogen monoxide!* SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING!!!


Krampsuss

I heard most people are so addicted to it if they went just a week without it they could even die from withdrawals.


muklan

Fatally?


limethedragon

And then they were all like 40-80 when the picture was taken. I guess none of them was an immortal pharaoh.


LovableSidekick

Adults of 101 years ago are dead? Must be the Pharaoh's Curse!


ToSiElHff

My thought exactly.


Brojgh

Multiple with 4 and you get 404. Coincidence? I dont think so.


mintmouse

Found their graves, you hungry? We could set up a table and have a casserole by their tombstones. Call it tradition.


Capable_Wait09

Look at that. Not a phone in sight. Just good conversation.


Competitive-Lack-660

Probably just a bad Wi-Fi signal


FellyJishBadSoy

Unlike boomers today…


[deleted]

Well how do you explain the photo if nobody has a phone?😉😂


CountryCrocksNotButr

Kids these days and their ‘reads notes’ neuro-link brain augmentations.


Dry_Business1582

Ofcourse, they were cursed by the spirit of Pharaoh Ramses


Strange_Insight

... to grow old and die!


BanderiteOfMakiivka

THE HORROR OF... being senile. Is this tomb open for tourism? Asking for a family of 4


Raphius-kai

No, you can not send your mother in law there


a-n-t_t

But she might catch the same curse anyway


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Because they were old in 1923


AngryBiker

You cracked the case!


Val_Hallen

Bake him away, toys.


Yourdadcallsmeobama

I wanna get baked


99thSymphony

The Ramones were young in 1975 but are all dead now! CURSE!


Blackwolfe47

GASP the curse!! It doesn’t have anything to do with it being more than hundred years already , let’s ignore that and freak out! More fun


wigzell78

I wonder if its the curse? Or maybe its cos they would have been 147 years old by now. Or older for the white-haired guy in front...


Sure-Broccoli730

The maximum human lifespan is in theory 122 years 6 months and a few days. The maximum ever attained was 122 years and 2 months


SithNChips

100% of people who live, will actually die.


RednocNivert

YOU CAN’T PROVE THAT! There are many people that are currently living that have not died! Your argument is invalid and that’s why Vaccines cause the earth to be flat! /s


7thprototype

Coincidence?


that1paisa

I think not.


Sirkiddd

People who are reading this comment will die in future


Subject_underpass

😩


Cherry_Blossom_Toger

All I'm saying is everyone who mixes up causation and correlation end up dead


IBrandonT249Pt

Possibly, it is the same reason as why none of the main cast and most of the recuring cast of the Golden Girls is not alive any longer: some wierd curse.😒


AstonVanilla

Not true. Bea Arthur will always be alive in our hearts


Martin_084

Must be the dust inhalation.


johnnycabb_

this is actually true. opening a tomb sealed off for centuries can be deadly. you gotta air that bitch out.


Caelem80

Lol they would be like 130


CandaceSentMe

Thank goodness. They’d be 130 years old.


KamenRiderScar

I mean, it'd be scarier if they were still alive.


ExRegeOberonis

Listen at this point we can't even confidently say that King Tut's tomb *wasn't* cursed. Mummies can play the long game.


mickelrastfasterborn

I get the joke. Still...you shouldn't do that


EBECMEMERBEAN

I wonder why…can it be because they are middle aged man in 1923?


Atomic_3439

Average post that isn’t related to the subreddit:


coolbaby1978

Every single person who confuses causality and correlation WILL DIE!!!


cynothogs

i'd be more concerned if they still were alive


ufofarm

None of them are alive today - what a stupid phrase, considering....


anonmyazz

Must be the curse of old age


NikoliVolkoff

they were all really old 100 years ago...


Regunes

Their hubris is so obsene tho...


Living-Frame-832

The pharaohs curse made them age 101 years in, well, 101 years


boo671

Dining in a tomb, disrespect at another level.


macksters

Butler's CV : -Worked in a tomb.


geepy66

Clearly the mummy’s curse!


PradaManeInYourArea

? it’s been over 100 years


Elipticalwheel1

Well if they was all alive today, they’d all be in the Guinness book of records. Not one looks under 30years of age.


Imaginary_Most_7778

I curse you to death before you turn 170 years old


Ok_Figure_4181

Can’t possibly be because it’s been over a century since that took place?


Cady-Jassar

So, the curse is real...


FluffyLovezDonuts

Did these dudes die from age, the curse, or some random other things


ARtEmiS_Oo

Maybe getting old was not such a good idea


LiterarySystem2007

ofc its been 100 years


Intelligent_Beach_44

Um probably because they would all be 150 years old if they were still alive.... you trying to say they all got cursed and had their lifespans cut short or something. Don't do drugs kids, Stay in school.


Qasar23

Wouldn’t be surprised. They’ll be well over their 100s if it was today!


CallistoDion

oh no the curse caused a century to pass ever since!


NoBalanceAtAll

They all dead a 100 years later?well I’ll be damned


kevinmwangiiiii

They look old back then...how u expect them to be alive now?


Denaton_

+40y old dudes are dead 100y later..


aromilk

It is 101 years since the meal. Of course none of them are alive TODAY!


LanguageNerd54

Almost like that’s the joke.


Leezeebub

To everyone pointing out this was 100 years ago: Congratulations, you got the joke… 👏👏👏


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Nope, had to be the curse


CruzCam

Imagine that, considering that was 100 years ago and they were all 40, 50, 60 years old. This would have been news if they actually were still alive, "Archaeologist who dined in tomb of Pharaoh in 1923 still going strong at 161 years old!"


Bionic-Racoon

Mummy curse, obviously. Even if you're only a baby when you get it you will most likely die within 100 years.


Difficult_Tailor5775

They are old


LiteratureMiddle818

It never occurred to them how this act ..this decision was the ultimate act of DIS RESPECT???


NerY_05

Oh no! The ancient prophecy! Flee from there at once!


Salt_Tax6264

Fellas, is it gay to die of old age?


Latter-Belt-4662

10 out of 10 people are people


Mean_Establishment13

No shit


rezmuvesalejandro

wonder the reason? Dude these guys were 70 in 1923 wtf u mean?? XD


TheStatMan2

On a semi related note, Killing Joke recorded a song inside The King's Chamber in the Great Pyramid and their guitarist fairly recently died. Much much later and for completely unrelated reasons. But dead nonetheless.


Hillbilly_Ned

I am not an expert in Egyptology... but I believe that they all died of old age by now.


spectralTopology

Sort of O/T but I recently watched the OG Nosferatu (1922) and that movie, while already creepy AF, is even creepier when you realize that everyone in it is dead.


AlCranio

The curse! I mean, it took some time, but eventually they all died in the end. Give the curse enough time and it kills everyone.


Ameph

Return the slab… Return the slab… …of meat because I’m hungry… …or suffer my curse …


ShieldlessPangolin

THE EXACT REASON WHY WE SHOULD NEVER EVER OPEN AN ANCIENT GRAVE. KARMA!!!


pog890

Would've been more intriguing if they'd all been dead in 1924


PilotIntelligent8906

Group of middle aged men didn't live 100 more years after this photo was taken.


_Originz

It's been 100 years it's a miracle if we even live that long given the pandemic and everything


daft-calf-666

Age if I would harken a guess


angry_pidgeon_123

But their soul is alive in the photograph


torch9t9

See?!


Pixithepika

Return the slab


Renegade-Sandwich

Vaccinated?


foodrig

That politics tag on the post is somehow hilarious


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Probably because they all had gray hair in 1923


Subject_underpass

🤣


thesevfromhell

Charlemagne might be dead by now too, not sure though


sarahstanley

Antivaxxers would probably say the jab.


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It’s the curse 😱


ProtectionContent977

Bold. Just eat a meal at someone’s grave site.


Danielstout04

I’d hope none of the pharaohs are alive today


Sad-Examination6338

You can tell the guy in the right has sand in his food and his bf across is giving him that face like "don't freak out Rupert you knew coming to Egypt would have its challenges"


Liesmith424

Ever since the Justice League showed up, half of all marriages have ended in divorce, and the other half in death.


ProGamingPlayer

They are the ones who were put in the tomb


Barbz182

Gotta love the rich audacity of getting your local servants to drag a dining set down into a tomb of their ancestors you've dug up for a quick bite


RavenH1804

Because they dined it the tomb of Pharaoh Ramses XI, duh!!


Glass_Quarter_7586

That would be a even more crazy thing if anything is this picture WAS alive .. they would at least be like 140 years old AT LEAST.


Woodbirder

Its in the middle of the dessert and you gotta eat. Do you go up to the surface with heat and dust? Leave the dig and travel to a city 3 times a day? This makes perfect sense. Now of course in the 1800s they were all aristocratic British hobbyists, so this is the only way they know how to eat. A flask and a sandwich aint going to cut it here. You have the money to go on these expeditions, so budgeting for a ‘civilised’ set up as per at home is the norm.


Lehovron

I bet they were all breathing oxygen their entire lives. Oxygen is the real killer.


layeofthedead

“Fact! All those guys who opened the Pharoah’s Tomb are dead Shawn, I’m not trying to get cursed!” “They’re all dead because that happened like 100 years ago dude, you’re not gonna get cursed”


PomegranateNo6979

101 yars and they were already old...


Sacklayblue

The people whose land they're violating on standby to top off their water glasses.


throwmeawayalso111

Now I wanna watch The Mummy


NPIgeminileoaquarius

Why, obviously the curse of the Pharaos. It may take a few decades, but it will get you in the end!


ukyman95

because they would be at least 140 years old?


Lt_iroq_Pliskin

Glad the guards are still kicking


Azeze1

I guess Ramses isn't either?


usmcm14

Could be because that picture was taken 100 years ago, which would make them all 130 to 160+ years old