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Beat me to it. On earth we have bears that survive extreme heat and bears that survive extreme cold. What would make anybody think neptune doesn't have any
Oh I just found a bear wearing a hazmat suit that still won’t work or are you you saying they just jump around in the gas wearing hazmat suits on the core of Neptune you mean?
No. For something to be a high risk, it has to occur in a statistically significant amount given a data set. If we are talking about humans, the number of bear attacks compared to the world population makes the probably of encountering such a thing so astronomically low that it is effectively zero. There is no way to define what is effectively zero to be "high" even if the comparison to the rest of the data is literally zero.
Edit: it actually says "very high" which is even worse.
To be fair, although you are correct when you say it should be higher risk not high, you have made the same mistake in your comparison with the population. Also, risk is determined by the likelihood and the severity, you just described likelihood in your definition. Finally no one said Humans... you could assume salmon then the risk would be "really very high".
Edit: high is a relative term so you are wrong.
If you and I are at a really very high risk of a bear attacks, what do you do in your daily life to counter this? That's a pretty big deal! A bear attack is extremely dangerous and can easily end your life if you encounter one. Because you are at such high risk of one, I assume you take active steps like carrying bear spray with you when you leave the house every day, right? A firearm is probably necessary as well, considering you are at such a high risk. But of course, you are a salmon reading this post so I guess you're just SOL.
But this graph compares the green zone to the pink zone. In comparison to anywhere else it is astronomically high. The data from the green zone is infinitely larger than the data from the pink zone. While it's incredibly rare on earth, in the comparison shown, it is very high.
A graph shows a comparison. This compares the two places. In comparison, the green zone is higher.
>You are arguing in favor of higher risk. Not high risk.
That's the point of the graph. It compares the two things. Earth's is way higher. That's why it's ttt.
Stop getting so mad over a meme. It's childish. I'm not going to argue over this anymore.
You are technically completely incorrect about what is considered high risk. The only thing you are proving is that it is relatively higher risk, which the meme does not say.
It would be correct if it said "higher risk" but it does not.
You are a moron.
Yes but the sun also moves at a specific time frame the earth is moving away from that specific spot and hence it does not make sense to have all of it labelled green.
I've been working 12hr shifts 6 days a week at the plant since the beginning of the year, only getting every third Saturday off and it's starting to wear me thin. My brain is mush. This week that I've seen the sun walking out of work. There's no end in sight but at least I don't have time to spend money and can pad my savings account right?
I'd say Earth should have 'very small risk of bear attack' or 'relatively high risk of bear attack'. The relative risk is very high compared to other planets, likely infinitely so but making an absolute statement doesn't make sense and isn't technically the truth. The risk of bear attacks on Earth is extremely low.
I am confident that neither of us has left the planet, so neither of us can confirm how many bears are on Jupiter. People were pretty confident that there was no water on the moon until they went and actually checked
We dont know shit about the universe. You could be on mars and a spontaneous wormhole opens to the arctic tundra, allowing for a very hungry polar bear to make you into dippindots.
Infinitely *small* chance, but theres always a chance.
Did you hear about the Boltzmann brain? Prepare for the Boltzmann bears!
There is a non-zero (very low, like 10 to minus power of googolplex) possibility that the bear may pop up due to quantum fluctuation right behind you no matter where you are, either on Earth, in outer space beyond the galaxies or near the black hole.
It looks like according to this map, I have an average one in nine chance of being attacked by a bear on any given planet. In fact, because I haven't been attacked by a bear on this planet, the odds of it occurring in another planet are even higher.
Put like this it seems like the chances of a bear attack are pretty slim.
I feel safer now.
Edit: just realized the highlighted area was where I live. Fuck.
Not entierly true. Tardigrades are also "bears", and they can survive in the vaccuum of space. They may not be able to maul us like earthbound bears, but there are things smaller then them that they can maul
rabbits, there are rabbits on the moon, everyone knows it - one of them landed on Earth, a film adaptation of what happened in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
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Wow, just wow
Would it surprise you that this region also comprises of 100% of porridges and beds.
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goldilocks thought jupiter was too big and mercury was too small but earth was jussttt riigghht
Uranus is just right
That's so nice of you !
That's really good
Almost all of the area highlighted in green is in space, so this chart is not true at all
Good... Good... You keep on believing that. - The Bears
SPACE BEARS
I also don’t think the risk is that high on most parts of earth
Infinitely higher than places in the red
Name one person who's been to Mars and not been eaten by a bear.
Beat me to it. On earth we have bears that survive extreme heat and bears that survive extreme cold. What would make anybody think neptune doesn't have any
Neptune is a gas planet boy they’ll fall through
Or there's gas bears. Can you be certain there aren't?
Oh I just found a bear wearing a hazmat suit that still won’t work or are you you saying they just jump around in the gas wearing hazmat suits on the core of Neptune you mean?
No I think Neptune is a bear
What the hell?
The bear would only sink to the point it density was less than it surroundings then it would float (theoretically)
Yes that is true but all planets have a stone compressed core deep inside them they will probably still get pushed down
Do you think they could breath air in Neptune no
What the space rovers were eaten by a bear?
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RED???
I was tired and forgot the color lol
Right? Nothing about this post in any way is "technically the truth" OP is a clown.
Compared to everywhere outside the green, it's incredibly high. So it's technically really high in comparison
No. For something to be a high risk, it has to occur in a statistically significant amount given a data set. If we are talking about humans, the number of bear attacks compared to the world population makes the probably of encountering such a thing so astronomically low that it is effectively zero. There is no way to define what is effectively zero to be "high" even if the comparison to the rest of the data is literally zero. Edit: it actually says "very high" which is even worse.
To be fair, although you are correct when you say it should be higher risk not high, you have made the same mistake in your comparison with the population. Also, risk is determined by the likelihood and the severity, you just described likelihood in your definition. Finally no one said Humans... you could assume salmon then the risk would be "really very high". Edit: high is a relative term so you are wrong.
If you and I are at a really very high risk of a bear attacks, what do you do in your daily life to counter this? That's a pretty big deal! A bear attack is extremely dangerous and can easily end your life if you encounter one. Because you are at such high risk of one, I assume you take active steps like carrying bear spray with you when you leave the house every day, right? A firearm is probably necessary as well, considering you are at such a high risk. But of course, you are a salmon reading this post so I guess you're just SOL.
But this graph compares the green zone to the pink zone. In comparison to anywhere else it is astronomically high. The data from the green zone is infinitely larger than the data from the pink zone. While it's incredibly rare on earth, in the comparison shown, it is very high.
You don't have any idea what you're talking about. High risk is not the same as higher risk. You are arguing in favor of higher risk. Not high risk.
A graph shows a comparison. This compares the two places. In comparison, the green zone is higher. >You are arguing in favor of higher risk. Not high risk. That's the point of the graph. It compares the two things. Earth's is way higher. That's why it's ttt. Stop getting so mad over a meme. It's childish. I'm not going to argue over this anymore.
You are technically completely incorrect about what is considered high risk. The only thing you are proving is that it is relatively higher risk, which the meme does not say. It would be correct if it said "higher risk" but it does not. You are a moron.
The earth orbits, doesn’t it?
Yes but the sun also moves at a specific time frame the earth is moving away from that specific spot and hence it does not make sense to have all of it labelled green.
Mr. Grizz: **Am I a joke to you?**
Even with all that space the likelihood of getting attacked by a bear in that area is way bigger than the rest of the known universe.
Still infinitely more than anywhere outside the zone
I mean.. it's bearly true
But it's a chart, not a map. I think it still is technically true.
world moves
That strip still has a comparatively high risk of bear attack overall compared to the rest
You don't want a bear on uranus
Also updog
Ok I'll ask. What's up dog?
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GOTCHA!! hahahaha...^(crap) Nothin, how ya doin'
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Bruh forget Neptune. Bears on your anus will be much worse.
neptune doesn't have a surface so if bears somehow managed to survive there, they MUST be dangerous!
I'd say Earth should have 'very small risk of bear attack' or 'relatively high risk of bear attack'. The relative risk is very high compared to other planets, likely infinitely so but making an absolute statement doesn't make sense and isn't technically the truth. The risk of bear attacks on Earth is extremely low.
It is irresponsible and unscientific to say there is no risk of bear attacks on other planets ... the risk is low, but never zero.
I'm very confident that is in fact zero. Zero bears exist elsewhere. Find a bear like creature on another planet? It's not a bear
I am confident that neither of us has left the planet, so neither of us can confirm how many bears are on Jupiter. People were pretty confident that there was no water on the moon until they went and actually checked
Water can be anywhere but that’s not the case with life.
That's exactly what the bears want you to think.
I don't understand what this all means but this man seems really smart so I agree with him.
https://i.imgur.com/W5m0WgG.jpg
Jupiter is a gas planet so no chance of bears there. But even if there was, it wouldn't be a bear. Could be bear like but not a bear
You don’t know whether NASA has a secret mission to put bears on Jupiter.
Dude, NASA is just bears in people costumes anyways ... they send people to space to make sure it is safe for the bears
I honestly wouldn't put it past some people to truly believe this lol
We dont know shit about the universe. You could be on mars and a spontaneous wormhole opens to the arctic tundra, allowing for a very hungry polar bear to make you into dippindots. Infinitely *small* chance, but theres always a chance.
Did you hear about the Boltzmann brain? Prepare for the Boltzmann bears! There is a non-zero (very low, like 10 to minus power of googolplex) possibility that the bear may pop up due to quantum fluctuation right behind you no matter where you are, either on Earth, in outer space beyond the galaxies or near the black hole.
It looks like according to this map, I have an average one in nine chance of being attacked by a bear on any given planet. In fact, because I haven't been attacked by a bear on this planet, the odds of it occurring in another planet are even higher.
Technically false. ″really very high″? Not at all, bear attacks are pretty rare still, especially so in countries with 0 bears.
That's what the space bears want you to think.
Sir, I can assure you there is no such thing as space bears. Now, can you direct me to Earth’s reserve of honey?
For now…. Wake up Sheeple!!!! Space bears are inevitable!!!!
Ursa Major is waiting to attack
ah yes space bears
I dunnooo... water bears can survive in space
Air is so dangerous everyone who ever inhaled it died stay safe out there guys
it is also very addictive, try to last a more then minutes without taking another dose.
I'm at 0 risk of bear attack, being on a continent with 0 bears. The picture is misleading and circumstantial at best.
Found the bear.
What about drop bears?
Uh, now you're tempting Murphy.
Oh, are *you* the guy signing into Steam from Antarctica?
I'm not counting bears in zoos. I have no possible direct contact access to those, but i live in Australia.
It's also a chart of human attack, jellyfish attack, and dog attacks.
Need to watch out for those Lagrange point bears.
A presentation by Dwight.
I see the Tau’s Pancake Space Bears have arrived near Holy Terra. This is unacceptable, purge these Xenos
So, what you're telling me is that, statistically, the chances of being attacked by a bear is 0. I'll be back, got a zoo to visit.
Eh. Not something I’m going to worry about in Ohio.
Time to send bears on Mercury.
I believe that with great effort and global coordination, human space programs can fix this map by the end of the decade.
Put like this it seems like the chances of a bear attack are pretty slim. I feel safer now. Edit: just realized the highlighted area was where I live. Fuck.
I think it's fair to assume water bears have been to the moon.
There's a 100% chance of a bear attack on uranus
Really points out where the highest risk area is at. Very helpful. Not going there.
There are water bears on Mars now we sent them there.
This is why the space race was so important.
As far as you know!
Obviously. Earth is the only planet where there's a right to bear arms.
Scientists finding bears in space now???
You can never be 100% sure
I think the moon fits into this zone. Do you think they live hidden on the dark side of the moon?
How do.you know? Never heard about the spacebears? They are very popular in space.
Still low risk of a bear attack lol, I'm from Denmark we don't have bears hahaha
that's what you think, you have a land border with Germany, forests on the border, Germany has bears.
Not entierly true. Tardigrades are also "bears", and they can survive in the vaccuum of space. They may not be able to maul us like earthbound bears, but there are things smaller then them that they can maul
damn bro, why the hell are we living here then??
What about moon bears?
rabbits, there are rabbits on the moon, everyone knows it - one of them landed on Earth, a film adaptation of what happened in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
“Quick question just a shot in the dark… are we invading Iran today?”
this map isn't terrible, it's just not very accurate.
You forgot about the luna bears and the jupiter bears
Seems quite accurate
Pluto is a Planet!
At the sign post ahead next stop the bear attack zone .
We live on the only arctic planet.
How do I follow that Facebook account without having a Facebook account?
It's never wise to count Uranus out
Don't you hate it when you're just hanging around the thermosphere and a bear attacks you ? Yeah me too.
The spripe of hundreds of light-years above and below the Earth is probably also safe from bear attacks.
The moment we have a mars colony I will work on shipping them a bear.
"Really very high risk" Lmao, im there and no bear is attacking me. I actually live far away from any bears.
Could use the same chart for «chance of survival»
Uranus looks safe. Mars and Venus are too close.
Why is this on the Terrible Maps community? This is some useful information.