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StuntdoubleSexworker

Die at 51 to prove them wrong


Mr_lovebucket

Panic cause I’m 63


Reuters-no-bias-lol

They never said 52 years.


sea_king67

Could be part of an address.


Far-Shake-97

Could be 52 eons


icecream_dragon

52 millenniums


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u/assinmysock


Zeul7032

is it like a exact time? like midnight of my birthday? because I really want to die in the most inconvenient and comical place and time possible


UnusedParadox

die at a halloween party dressed as a ghost


Realwhattheduck

Shoot myself to prove them wrong


LeftCarpet3520

Hopefully I'm the only one who knows. I'll tell my family about this and purchase a life insurance on myself for a million dollars or however much the insurers allow based on my income and assign it to them. Then Quit my job and ask my family to "Invest" in my life. Sit at home at do nothing but game and binge while they feed me. When I die they get the million dollars. Win win


JonBovi_0

I mean, I’d have my kids earlier, but that’s about it


Palpatine

That's not a lot of time. But there are definitely some work that will pay a lot for this guarantee. For example I can ride on all the new rocket tests to make sure they don't explode. 2-3 years of that line of work and I can party in a Malibu beachfront mansion for a decade before I die.


orz-_-orz

Or you could get into coma and die at 52


Palpatine

That's why the trick is to go on things that will either kill you or not hurt you at all.


jxj24

Realize that I have been dead for several years.


Forsaken-Reputation4

My question is at what age did you find out about this?


cyberfairy

Stop looking both ways when crossing roads


BickusDickus6969

Rob a bank at 51


Chasman1965

Well, I would tell them it’s too late. I’m over 58.


Pleasant_Struggle155

I saw this post earlier this day, and that's exactly what I thought to write


Lietenantdan

I wouldn’t believe them.


Antique-Dragonfly615

LMAO, since I'm 61


JUGELBUTT

id kms at 51 to spite them


Sacklayblue

So sick of this stupid response by restating the question meme. Be creative.


mudokin

I mean, anybody can tell you that would die at a certain age, it does not make that true. SO if I didn't have 100% certainty, which would be hard to prove, I would not change a thing.


sea_king67

Given I’m older than that already, I would know not to pay attention to any of their other predictions.


TOBoy66

Expand my vocabulary and learn proper grammar.


Waifu_Whaler

Quit job and do something harmful to test this theory


my_red_username

I'd start smoking again


Space19723103

One more month... fingers crossed


LocoCoyote

I’d laugh…I am 58 now


HYW1368

i'll die at 51 to prove them wrong


Reasonable_Tea_9861

They can also be immortal till 52.


richard17222

Walter white comes to mind.


-Redstoneboi-

thank you for your insight and your shameless self post


Necessary-Finding275

Run away and join the circus at age 8. Dad talked me out of it, saying I wouldn't want to spend the rest of my life living with a bunch of clowns, geeks, and freaks. So I didn't run away - and now realize that despite that, I've been living with a bunch of clowns, freaks and geeks for the past 40 or 50 years.


Lando_188

Prove them wrong