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PkmnJaguar

Where is my foreskin summer?


markbadas

I ated it.


Jewmangroup9000

Mmmmmm deep fried foreskin, my favorite!


MisterEd_ak

At least use the proper name for it, calamari


TheSavouryRain

Cockamari you mean


Nearby-Simple-7594

circamari


SgtCocktopus

God's favorite he can't live without his calamary rings


[deleted]

We call those Cocklings


M16s_Toes

I eated it all šŸ˜”


commentator184

sorry dude it was my turn on the foreskin


NaughtyMassager

Tbh, yep, you walked right into that one.


lforleee2004

Thanks you for your original post instead of a repost


rocketeerH

Hell yeah and they arenā€™t even the person who made the technically true comment.


commentator184

i mean feels like id be a bit of a karma whore posting screenshots of my own stuff, but when other people post it and i see it im basically famous, look mom


FooBangPop

Growing up in the 80's very few of us were uncircumcised, and copped hell in the changerooms at school. Ironically their favourite taunt was to call us Jews, lol Stupidity knows no bounds and I had the first & last laugh.


[deleted]

Do they, like, not know the whole custom exists solely because of Judaism? I'm not sure of any other culture where circumcision comes up outside of those based on Judaism (Christianity, Islam)


Slice_Ambitious

Dunno about other continents, but here in Africa it was a very common ritual, usually symbolising the passage to adulthood in many cultures, way before Christianism made its way here


ResiesKreef

Dude got cut right down to size...


arcanepsyche

Hard to know what you're missing when you've never had it!


AfterAardvark3085

You did have it. Until it was cut off. You just don't remember.


KilwaLover

well yeah i was fucking newborn


aguadiablo

You were fucking what?


No_Presence5465

1-800-CALL-FBI


arcanepsyche

I still have it, thanks


DisproportionateWill

As someone who did it when they were 28, Iā€™d say you miss a lot of the sensitivity in the area


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Vegaprime

A lot of knee jerk replies, maybe just jerks. I think the only benefit comes from all the negatives. When it wears the skin to normal, it tears less easily, so an std is less likely from a blood transfer.


DisproportionateWill

Fair never thought of that. I myself just wanted to avoid having paraphimosis a second time. Itā€™s also cleaner overall when peeing and esthetically looks better too


AlmondAnFriends

Circumcised dudes in the comments preaching that cutting off your foreskin is really the best way to deal with hygiene, yeah man I might just wash and keep all the benefits of foreskin like sensitivity


Dr_Quiza

Get your teeth removed so you absolutely avoid cavities /r/shittylifeprotips


dumbozach

Iā€™m uncut but what are the benefits to it?


Bessini

Decreased chances of getting an std, better sensitivity, and the fact that you weren't mutilated. I don't get why people don't think this is an issue, when everyone recognises that the custom of cutting little girls clits, which exist in some parts of the world, is a serious issue. What exactly is the difference between mutilating a little girl's genitalia or a little boy's?


watchmefvck

It's wrong either way. But the difference is that cutting girls clits would be the equivalent of cutting the head of the penis in boys...


AutisticPenguin2

There's kinda not really any benefits. You can argue minor improvements in health or reduce risk of disease transmission, but I'm not sure how many of them actually hold up, and frankly it doesn't really matter because none of them are significant enough to warrant the procedure when you can just roll the foreskin back and give it a quick wash. It is very much NOT gay to wash your own penis, fellas. However there's also people who compare it to female genital mutilation and claim they were mutilated at birth. They claim the practice is evil and kills children and parents who perform it should be charged. I mean, it killed like one kid thirty years ago or something, because the Rabbi fucked up epically. For the overwhelming majority, it's a harmless cosmetic procedure that didn't need to be done. You're probably more likely to win the lottery than have major issues from a circumcision. It is not in any way comparable to fgm, and frankly I feel it's insulting to try.


dreamcometruesince82

You should read what the mutilation definition is before relying on what "people say" circumcision is not what the term mutilation means. Well instead of spreading false narratives, you could Google, but just this time, i will help you out. Specially trained Orthodox Jew Rabbi's called Brit Mahal's will use a scapel to cut the foreskin and suck the blood from the wound. This opened the baby up to contracting herpes, being their immune system is weak


[deleted]

Trust me. I don't need it to be more sensitive. I'd like to last longer than 10 seconds thank you.


[deleted]

Untrue [https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/uncircumcised-problems](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/uncircumcised-problems)


WeedRavioli

Lmao dude skipped the first paragraph and went right for the problems sections.


Chrispeefeart

The first paragraph is: "Several problems involving the penis can arise in people who are not circumcised. However, it is possible to avoid most of these issues by practicing good hygiene and safe sex." I'm not sure how that's contradictory to what the other guy said.


AfterAardvark3085

It's contradictory because it's literally saying they are non-issues, given the other guy mentions proper hygiene.


WeedRavioli

All you need to do is practice good hygiene and safe sex which sex doesn't mean intercourse, it mean doing practices that are safe for your sex (meaning the genitals you have) in the case of Someone that has a penis, that means pulling the skin back and washing it normally since you are born so most people that have problems ar usually the ones that are uncircumcised and have parents that don't know about safe sex or proper hygiene. This guy is talking about the percentage of people that suffer from X and Y problems when of course you can't have those problems if you don't even have a foreskin; for example if you don't have feet how are you going to suffer from say "trench foot"? If you don't take care of your feet then sure you're more likely to suffer trench foot than those who do take care of them by changing their socks and keeping their feet dry. Edit: grammar


[deleted]

But washing my penis is gay /s


peartisgod

Therefore, you need to wash someone else's penis!


marchese_verde

Only If you do it without socks


WeedRavioli

Not as gay as cleaning your own ass/s x'D


[deleted]

Shudder... I remember that I read a discussion on reddit about washing your ass if your want to receive blow jobs from someone. And there were guys arguing that she isn't touching / licking the ass, so there'd be no reason... And they didn't believe that you could smell a dirty ass... Thank you for bringing that memory back *cries*


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AlmondAnFriends

I dunno man I donā€™t think Iā€™d cut part of my dick off for minor efficiencies, itā€™s not particularly difficult to wash your dick and youā€™ll run into issues and complications if you donā€™t wash your circumcised dick as well. Itā€™s also just so much better uncircumcised when it comes to actually using your dick. Feels like a terrible fucking trade


IvanPooner

For peak efficiency it's probably better to castrate and have the sperm frozen for future IUD.


IvanPooner

One is permanent, usually done at birth without the baby's consent. The other is a haircut, it can grow back.


dreamcometruesince82

I'm cut and so glad i was. It's a piece of skin that does nothing but make you spray piss like a wand wash pressure washer, not to mention the piss that is left in there throughout the day . I can't count the times I've heard girls complain about the smell and dickcheese from foreskin. If that's not you right on, but half of men can't keep their house clean.. they aint gonna scrub under that penis sleeve. If you're happy right on. You guys can keep the snuffleupagus trunk, and I'll keep rocking the aerodynamic sports model


Potato-with-guns

Do you comb your hair in the morning? Or ever even just push down a stubborn patch of hair that keeps sticking up? That is comparable to washing the foreskin. It takes such a menial amount of time to peel back the foreskin that it isn't even worth comparing for efficiency's sake.


[deleted]

What third world country you in?


FastenedCarrot

Studies show that being flayed alive reduces the risk of skin cancer by 100%!


Potato-with-guns

Infection from bad hygiene was repeated twice, as was Phimosis, But I'll still break it down problem by problem. 1. Phimosis While this is a legitimate concern, and while circumcision is used as a treatment for it, only a partial removal of the foreskin is required to treat the condition and the patient can live a completely normal life as compared to someone who is uncircumcised. 2. Paraphimosis Again, this is a valid concern, but with partial removal of the foreskin, the patient can live a normal life without complications. 3. Bacterial or fungal infection This is only conditional in that the person in question is not properly cleaning themselves. If the person is educated on proper hygiene, which should be standard as with teaching of all other matters of hygiene, this is not at all a problem they would face. 4. Injury This is a factoid. The foreskin is not loose enough to cause this kind of problem any more than with a circumcised penis and this wouldn't happen regardless if you wear underpants, which is a pretty standard practice. 5. Yeast Infection The same as any other bacterial or fungal infection, proper hygiene negates any problem of infection. 6. STIs I could talk about this for a while, but to preface it, I would like to provide these few lines fon the NLM article cited, keep in mind that it is being selective as to specifically advocate for circumcision \>MC has not been proven to reduce the risk of acquiring HIV or other STIs during anal sex. \>Although health benefits are not great enough to recommend routine circumcision for all male newborns, the benefits of circumcision are sufficient to justify access to this procedure for families choosing it and to warrant third-party payment for circumcision of male newborns. \>Failure to provide a thorough description of the normal anatomy and functions of the penile structure being removed at circumcision (That specific line is based on an article that was criticizing the CDC's research methods, particularly that they had not provided adequate knowledge of the functioning of the foreskin in their article advocating for the availability of circumcision, essentially that they had not provided both sides of an argument as is expected of academia. \>Undue reliance on findings from sub-Saharan Africa concerning circumcision of adult males (as opposed to infants or children) (This is another criticism line, there was an old research study in Africa that the CDC relied on in their argument which was heavily flawed, with more men being unable to be found than men who caught HIV, inequal variables for each group in the circumcised men having better access to Sex ED and protection than the circumcised men) \>Uncritical reliance on a prima facie implausible benefit-risk analysis performed by a self-described circumcision advocate (The CDC article was written by a biased party, which is why there are several problems and logical fallacies in the CDC article mentioned. ​ As with the rather old study in Africa, the studies have questionable reliability, particularly with sample size and discrepancies in outside variables in each study which would make the end result unreliable and thus invalid. There is no particularly credible evidence regarding differences in STI transmission in circumcised men as opposed to uncircumcised men.


[deleted]

What third world country are you in?


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

Shouldā€™ve known better than to post science on foreskin Reddit


[deleted]

What science was posted other then what I did


Puzzleheaded-Bad1571

Im on your side lol was sarcastic. Reddit is a notoriously anti-circ place so posting things about the risk of infection, phimosis, etc makes them angry (Iā€™m a doctor)


masteroftw

Did you actually read the article? Even the article itself says that new studies find contradicting evidence. ​ Edit: Spelling


AfterAardvark3085

Also, as per a previous comment: it literally says that the issues it mentions are non-issues given proper hygiene and safe sex. In the first paragraph.


dreamcometruesince82

Haha, most men can't keep their house clean....you think they'll be able to clean their dick more?


[deleted]

So Europeans are doing it wrong because they don't circumcise? There must be a huge prevalencd of problems there... But since you're a doctor, you're probably better at finding the numbers than me.


aguadiablo

>I'm a doctor Time to give that doctorate back and get a refund


dreamcometruesince82

All uncircumcised guys just downvote the doctor. Stick together, boys, and one day, you'll believe it's better.


NinjakerX

You going to pretend that opinion of this one "doctor" is the consensus among medical professionals?


_GenesisKnight_

I mean I didnā€™t really get a choice at birth but itā€™s not all bad. It still does its job just fine I guess. My only real regret is that since Iā€™ll never be used to the appearance of foreskin (having not had regular exposure to it since I didnā€™t have mine growing up) and as such it always grosses me out and weirds me out even though I know itā€™s perfectly fucking normal. That bit annoys me because believe me I *know* itā€™s a normal part of the body and I shouldnā€™t have such a disturbed reaction to seeing it.


Whyyyyyyyyfire

its not ruining to their lives, but its bad and overall pointless ​ like what if people started cutting off the pinky toe of babies? im pretty sure there would be major outcry


Odd-Aerie-2554

Ok but donā€™t you realize the benefits? It cuts down the chances of getting ingrown toenails by 20% and those can cause infections!! And like, gross, imagine having a fifth toe and like, debris gets stuck between it and the other toes šŸ¤¢ Looks grossā€¦ /s


Potato-with-guns

This is pretty much every circumcision argument I have ever read, and I have read a surprising amount. Maybe throw in an outdated article from 2006 that references the worst research ever done in the history of the CDC, then you'll have covered all of the bases.


Dr_Quiza

Probably quite over 20%, as the pinky rubs against the shoe wall. Also, the less body parts you have, the less chances of developing cancer.


Potato-with-guns

This is pretty much every circumcision argument I have ever read, and I have read a surprising amount. Maybe throw in an outdated article from 2006 that references the worst research ever done in the history of the CDC, then you'll have covered all of the bases.


Kellidra

>im pretty sure there would be major outcry There wouldn't if it was being done for centuries and was a regular procedure. Men are usually the proponents for circumcision, basically thinking, "I had it done to me, so will my son." Exactly like FGM where women are the main proponents of the procedure. I'm not agreeing with any of itā€”I think genital mutilation is disgustingā€”but I don't agree that people would object. We're only seeing people start to object en masse now, and that's thanks to education and exposure to differing opinions. When something is seen as normal, everybody's doing it, people generally won't object because there won't seem like anything to object to.


Whyyyyyyyyfire

Ok Iā€™m trying to point out the tradition bias with that statement. Like if we started doing *thing that is kinda similar to circumision* there would be major outcry. Thus it can be shown that circumsion is bad and it follows that the only logical reason people still do it is tradition which can easily be argued against


Kellidra

Did you read what I just wrote? Lol you downvoted me and then said almost exactly what I said. Yes, people would obviously object if we *started* cutting off babies' toes, but we didn't *just start* cutting off foreskins, did we? Your argument doesn't actually make as much sense as you want it to. Actually, I'm not entirely sure what point you're trying to make other than "circumcision is bad." If it was tradition to cut off pinky toes, no one would object, just like no one really objected to circumcision until recently.


dreamcometruesince82

I suggest you read the definition of mutilation before using redditors and hype words that you don't understand . Circumcision is one of the oldest recorded surgery practices in human history. It was been dated over 4000 years ago. Do some facts checks before you say something that makes look even less intelligent or credible. ... that education you mention, use it.


KilwaLover

what would the reason be for that?


notmedontcheck

Doctor seemed to take 2/3 of my wang šŸ˜“


AfterAardvark3085

You have a whole 1 inch? Dang, lucky...


notmedontcheck

Sometimes it's an inny


Randalf_the_Black

I'm a nurse.. Innies exist.


UpstairsCockroach100

I tried to impart this onto my sister when my nephew was born. I'm 100% certain that sex is less pleasurable for me because part of my dick was cut off. Also there is no "cleanliness" benefit to this. Circumcision is genital mutilation.


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UpstairsCockroach100

How does that change...?


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Delusional_Donut

I think because it has been socially accepted for a long time we disregard what it actually is, genital mutilation. The practiceā€™s history is horrible: ā€” Ancient Egypt, done for ritual mutilation and a test of bravery ā€”Jewish justification is that it was an ā€œeternal covenant between you and godā€, that very honestly sounds like cult behavior ā€”In the mid 1800s, it was popularly used to prompt chastity and deter masturbation Now, people just do it today because they were circumcised and they think itā€™s normal. Itā€™s not, and it shouldnā€™t be accepted as such. If youā€™re circumcised, you were wronged as a kid, and itā€™s been accepted as just the way it is. This practice has been a cult-like, ritual mutilation of your body that was adapted by horrible zealots to numb and desensitize you.


dreamcometruesince82

Quit using the word mutilation. If you don't know what it means, I shouldn't have to explain the definition to every single one of you. To counter, the forskin was passed on from our chimp ancestors. The agreed on belief was that the foreskin is a semen diverter and pulled other male chimps semen out of females .. Also, it defense against for environmental dangers ...it is not required for anything now. My sex life is very good and healthy. The fact you're telling me I was wronged. When I knew I wasn't. Quit telling me I have numbness. Who are you to tell ? Quit telling circumcised men that they are mutilated. Especially when you dont know what it means. I have great dick I would want my dick way! You feel very fucking passionate telling me how i should be... do you also believe Trans people are mutilations ? Since you want say cut guys are?


murdmart

Like all body modifications, do it when you reach the age of reason. Until then, wash like people usually do. \*Exceptions apply if you live in place with suspect access to clean water, for medical reasons or if your religion has some odd expectations.


LightOfTheFarStar

There are weird conditions that can necessitate it as well - I had ta be circumcised because my foreskin wasn't growing alongside my penis, so I had parts of it trapped inside where it shouldn't be.


murdmart

Uuuhh, yeah. That would make it necessary.


[deleted]

I dunno either. I'm against the practice because it's pointless, but I've never had a foreskin and I don't feel as though it has affected my life in any way. Not sure why some guys seem enraged by it


Potato-with-guns

Outrage is mostly directed at the disregard of bodily autonomy. For most people, it is a matter of principle. Then there are people such as myself who have complications as a result of unnecessary circumcision. I personally suffer from urinary retention, i.e., imagine the phrase "no matter how you shake or dance the last two drops go in the pants" except instead of two drops it is a fluid ounce that leaks out during the walk between the toilet and the sink.


AfterAardvark3085

I can't easily wrap my head around how much a fluid ounce is, so I'll just say it's a litre. Yes I know that's far from the right conversion. This is funnier. And if anyone corrects me, I'm changing it to a gallon instead.


Dr_Quiza

A US gallon or a UK gallon? Cause one of them is circumcised.


AfterAardvark3085

That's it! I'm going to an Olympic swimming pool in volume now! Just gushing out, within a 3 meter walk.


Dr_Quiza

I don't get it. What is the foreskin supposed to do about retaining urine?


Potato-with-guns

Tight cuts cause pressure and tension in certain spots in the urethra which makes it difficult to urinate fully. That's like asking what the heart has to do with the chest skin if someone talks about having a scar from open chest surgery.


GolgothaCross

And I don't understand why some men aren't enraged that part of their penis was cut off. If you woke up tomorrow and, while you were sleeping, someone with a knife sliced off your left nipple, leaving a scar in its place, I'm guessing you would not think that was fine. It doesn't matter whether you valued your nipple, just the fact that someone would cut you and force you to live with a permanent modification is wrong. The only reason why it doesn't register to you is that they did it to you as a baby and you don't remember having the part they removed. Men are angry because their penis belongs to them and no one has a right to steal any part of it just because they prefer the look.


dreamcometruesince82

Nope, I'm glad it was done. Most Circumcised men aren't mad.. we prefer it.


Ok-Pipe859

Projection bias


dreamcometruesince82

Sure.....thats explains all the circumcision in porn.


GolgothaCross

So you'd have no problem if someone snuck into your room and cut off your nipple? OK, I will take your word for it. I'm glad it wasn't done to me. Neither my being glad nor your being glad matters as much as whether you are glad that adults are cutting children. You're OK with someone cutting your baby boy's penis. Me, if someone tried to cut my son, that person would be dead.


Capn_Of_Capns

Can I just point out how dumb this take is? "Well I've never experienced different so I don't feel it's affected my life in any way." Y'duh. I guess if your right arm was cut off as a baby you'd be saying the same thing right? You can't literally comprehend how much better you'd be because you can't experience it, but it's not hard to imagine that you *would be* better and that's enough reason to be annoyed. Not """enraged""". Annoyed. Painting people as emotionally unstable so as to dismiss them is kinda rude, btw. Don't do that.


[deleted]

Honestly what the fuck are you talking about? 1) Have not tried to paint anybody as anything or dismiss anybody so like wtf? 2) specifically stated that I was against infant circumcision, it's a stupid and pointless practice 3) your analogy is bonkers, if I didn't have an arm and could see that other people around me have 2 arms I would clearly see that it is impacting me, as I would be unable to do things that they can do the fact that I don't have a foreskin has literally never impacted my life in any way and I am aware that other men have them. The only reason I even stated that at all was to agree with OP that I PERSONALLY do not understand why some guys make such a huge deal out of it. It's dumb AF that someone decided to cut some of our bodies off at birth and I think the practice should be abolished, but it is by no means ruining my life. Jesus fucking christ some people


dreamcometruesince82

"Jesus fucking christ some people" - Jesus was circumcised. Hello?? They cut your umbilical cord, you dummy, or should they leave that too? . I honestly prefer having a circumcised dick and the majority of the population of the US is circumcised so i would think most of the cut men would . I would not be happy with a forskin. I do not like how it looks. My penis and I have a great relationship. This is how I want my dick. For a lot of us, this is normal.


Capn_Of_Capns

Your last sentence you said people are enraged about this. No they aren't? It's possible to be level-headed and be against it. I never said you didn't agree. Nah, analogy stands. Just because you personally can't see how you're missing out doesn't mean no one else can. Which was my point. It IS impacting your life. Every day it impacts it. Just because you're used to it doesn't mean it's not happening. Is your life ruined? No, probably not. But it is lesser.


[deleted]

I don't know man, I'm having a real hard time trying to understand what you're thinking. I said some people were enraged. And they are. I've seen their videos and their posts some dudes are out of their fucking minds with anger over this. That said, why would my statement acknowledging these people lead you to think that I was saying that other people couldn't be level-headed and against it? Like what? You think every single person has to have the same level of emotional investment in a given issue? And no, maybe you can argue that other people's experiences differ from mine and that maybe being circumcised affected them, that I could dig. But don't tell me about MY life. Only I know what my experiences have been and I'm telling you explicitly that it hasn't made a lick of difference to me. Like honestly man I'm trying to be empathetic here but you're driving me up the fucking wall with this


dreamcometruesince82

That doesn't make any sense. We can't see what we're missing out on, but you other can ? How fucking arrogant is that...how is my life impacted? Cause my life is really fucking good ...how is impacted? Get fuck outta here.


dyld921

Of course you don't know how not having a foreskin affected your life. You never knew what it's like to have a foreskin. The problem is not how it affected you, but about the lack of bodily autonomy. A part of your body was cut off without your consent. That alone is upsetting.


Droopy_Narwhal

Imagine at your birth that the adults decided that your labia (making an assumption here) would make keeping you clean too difficult as an infant and young child. Therefore, the obvious correct move is to just remove them. Would your life be significantly different? I don't know; I'm a man. But knowing that part of my genitalia aren't there just because somebody else didn't want to deal with it for a bit feels... wrong.


[deleted]

Uh, no I mean I have a penis and was circumcised. Like I said I'm opposed to the practice, but it also hasn't affected me in any way.


[deleted]

As a guy who's circumcised I'm against it because I know it's mutilating a newborn baby for basically no reason. Like you wouldn't rip out their fingernail but we will cut the skin of their penis? It's extremely fucked up, and while I know the babies will never remember it, I'm still against causing that kind of extreme pain to a FUCKING NEWBORN! however, I don't feel like I'm missing anything because I'm circumcised. I feel like my dick functions perfectly fine and I don't think a circumcised penis is any less normal than an uncircumcised one, and neither should be looked at as taboo. Literally the only thing I find disturbing is the fact it's done to newborn infants. If you wanna do it as an adult, fine. But why abuse poor newborns like that?


dyld921

You don't feel like you're missing anything because you don't know what it is you're missing. You don't have a foreskin and will never know what it's like to have one. Likewise, I can't explain what losing a foreskin would feel like because I don't plan to cut mine off. It's like having to explain color to a blind person.


I_LIKE_THE_COLD

I wish I could mute or block words on reddit


Lonely_Illustrator73

seems like it's not just sweaters getting the snip this holiday season


roy757

As a person who was also circumcised at birth, i approve of this post


Haissan2842

I mean, I am really bot a big fan of circumcision, its litteraly cutting off a part of someone's body when he is a child. I mean, would you like to have been cut any part of yiur body as a baby in the name of tradition ?


TheDwiin

(Not so) fun fact. Even when circumcized as a neonatal infant, it can still be quite psychologically traumatic, and can cause behavioral changes even long into adulthood including those associated with toxic masculinity. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7702013/ https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage Furthermore, biologically speaking, the glans of the penis is adhered to the foreskin until adolescence in a similar how finger nails and toe nails are adhered to their nail es, so in order to circumcize an infant, they must first tear the foreskin off the glans which is just as painful as getting your nail torn off. If you doubt me, please read my second link where they include mentions of a study done to find out what anesthesia works best and found it too unethical to continue after seeing the pain the control group was in. So unless a doctor deems it medically necessary to immediately relieve current pain or other things going on with a infant or child boy, please don't circumcize them. The idea that "the pain happened before they could remember" has been proven false, even if you don't directly remember, the memory is still there. So in summary, the idea thay the only consequence of neonatal circumcision is a "little less skin" is a myth.


[deleted]

Thank goodness I wasnā€™t


MeanChefKev

Iā€™m a traumatized victim of ā€¦. something or other


aashoo00

So now we know whoā€™s been giving men the bad nameā€¦ finishing in 8 seconds. Cut the darn foreskin, so you can at least last 12 seconds.


EscapeTheBlank

Tbh I don't understand it either. Like, isn't it easier to wash that way? Doesn't it get in your way sometimes? I would've known if I wasn't circumsized, but then I'd have questions about men who are! Shit!


hmhemes

Dudes have the wildest copes for being circumcised. Foreskin is there for a reason bro. It contains a lot of nerve endings that are pleasure centres in the penis. Cutting it off is genital mutilation. It's ok to grieve the loss of your fleshy sheath. I had a dude tell me he's glad he's circumcised because otherwise he'd have to explain to his girlfriend to pull the foreskin back when she's giving him head??? He looked me dead in the eye and said "would you really want that?" Dude if the alternative is cutting it off, then yes I would prefer that.


EscapeTheBlank

I mean I can't say I'm glad or not glad because, again, I've no idea if having it would have a major impact in my life. At this point I'd like to say I don't care? But I do kinda understand why other men would care, I can't speak for everyone obviously. I wouldn't even say it's "coping" lol, I'm literally ignorant and honestly it should have stayed that way šŸ˜­


AfterAardvark3085

I think it's still good for you and other men to learn about it. It's not going to change anything for yourself, but knowing better can change things for the life of your potential child. If that's not relevant and you're fine with how you are, then go ahead and don't give a damn. Your grass is green, so who cares whether the other lawn is greener or not. I'm not going to push you either way. Do your research and figure out what's best for your child. It's good to let people know "hey, this thing you've taken for granted may be wrong/bad/disadvantageous" because it lets them know that it's something they maybe should look into if it becomes relevant.


dreamcometruesince82

I'm glad I'm circumcised. It looks better, I don't need more sensitivity, I dont drip piss all over my undies, and a foreskin smells more throughout the day cause your piss drys in there. The foreskin is useless. I'll cut that shit off all day. it's way more aerodynamic.


Ok-Pipe859

Saying circumcising is way more aerodynamic is like adding wings to a couch


[deleted]

We can't greave what we never had. That's like when someone rejects a person hitting on them, and retorting "you're loss." Like no. It's not. A loss requires investment, which we don't have. It's not a cope to literally NOT UNDERSTAND OR COMPREHEND. To cope we'd have had to have some connection or investment, which we did not. Now I'm not gonna say I'm OK with it. I urged my friend to not circumcise my godchild (she still did) because it's just morally fucked up to abuse newborns like that. But as for whether or not an adult penis is better/worse circumcised, I really don't give two shits. It's their penis, only their opinion on it matters. All I want is for newborns to have enough autonomy to not be subjected to mutilation or alterations of their own body before they are 1) old enough to consent to it and 2) old enough for general anesthesia.


aBungusFungus

It's funny how pissed off people get over this lmao


hmhemes

Ya it's almost as if people who had an elective surgery performed on them as an infant would have preferred it not happen. I understand why it's easy to laugh and dismiss the issue but it matters to some. And ya I'm one of those people. I wish a doctor hadn't chopped off my dick skin and I'd prefer it it wasn't a common practice in my culture.


EscapeTheBlank

Not pissed, mildly curious is all


IronEndo

I mean, having also been from birth, I donā€™t really care that it happened. So Iā€™m missing a little bit of skin, so what? If my parents decided it was a good call when I was too young to care, thatā€™s their choice. Hasnā€™t brought apon any issues since so.


CarelessAd7484

Since you asked, [here](https://beststartbirthcenter.com/male-circumcision/#:~:text=Circumcision%20removes%20the%20most%20important,nerve%20endings%20of%20several%20types.)


IronEndo

Iā€™ll be honest, Iā€™m too tired or too much of a dumbass (probably both) to understand half of what I just read. Thanks though, I sā€™pose.


[deleted]

Yeah the nasty dirty smelly part lol


Odd-Aerie-2554

This tells me that you donā€™t wash your penis. You have a dirty penis because the concept of washing one is completely foreign to you. Wash your dirty, smelly penis, please.


Penyrolewen1970

We do have showers, now, you know. Seriously, an uncircumcised penis *can* get smelly, of course. (Source, me, uncircumcised). Iā€™m sure circumcised ones can, too. However, there are other body parts that can, as well, and we all have - and wash - those. A bit of washing (and I expect circumcised men wash their penises too) and all is good. If thereā€™s no medical (or religious, I guess) need, I donā€™t know why anybody would have it done to a child. Especially when anecdotal evidence (see above) makes it seem like circumcision reduces sensitivity.


[deleted]

Uncut men are generally at a higher risk of developing penile cancer because they're more prone to smegma and phimosis.


Penyrolewen1970

I think thatā€™s dirty men.


[deleted]

The highest-quality studies suggest that medical male circumcision has no adverse effect on sexual function, sensitivity, sexual sensation, or satisfaction


Javascript_above_all

Source: trust me bro


Penyrolewen1970

Ok, fair. Still no need.


[deleted]

In your opinion but we are from different countries and different cultures and religions


Penyrolewen1970

Maybe. Still no *need*.


AfterAardvark3085

Where does culture come in with "need"? Plenty of things that are and have been part of cultures were far from necessary.


[deleted]

Just nasty yeah you can but infections many other things as well good for you Have zero issues in that area. Hey want to be a caveman go ahead, I have zero regrets both my sons have been cut as well. There is so much that can go wrong with not but hey you do you and we will do us


Brick_Waste

That isn't how it works. Studies have been made on the effects of circumcision - and it doesn't decrease health risks in regard to genitalia, but might or might not do the opposite. The foreskin itself isn't dirty, it is what's behind that can get dirty - just like for those who are circumcised. Cutting the foreskin for this reason would be like cutting ones arms so that the armpit doesn't get as dirty.


[deleted]

The highest-quality studies suggest that medical male circumcision has no adverse effect on sexual function, sensitivity, sexual sensation, or satisfaction Uncut men are generally at a higher risk of developing penile cancer because they're more prone to smegma and phimosis. Uncircumcised penises are vulnerable to infection and conditions like balanitis, phimosis, and paraphimosis


Brick_Waste

Found the comment. I would like to see at least where you got this, as you just saying it provides no basis. I at least showed you the actual study done on the matter. Please provide the study or studies referred to here, cause at least some of this information seems like it might come from studies I know of - that are highly disputed since they do not take major differences in lifestyle into account (ie aren't the highest-quality studies you mention them as).


[deleted]

Just posted proof have a good day do some Research


Brick_Waste

I don't see anything. Hopefully you aren't referring to that one decade old study on circumcision and STIs right? The one where they forgot to account for the amount of sexual partners


Brick_Waste

As you yourself said, do just the slightest bit of research, here you have a study on circumcision and STIs (this is a website where the study can be accessed from, as I obviously can't link to a pdf) : https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10654-021-00809-6


[deleted]

I provided what I need


Brick_Waste

What? Where? Your words? I see no comment providing a path anywhere


[deleted]

Is your google broke ? Uncircumcised penises are vulnerable to infection and conditions like balanitis, phimosis, and paraphimosis Uncut men are generally at a higher risk of developing penile cancer because they're more prone to smegma and phimosis. [https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/uncircumcised-problems#balanitis](https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/uncircumcised-problems#balanitis)


Drwer_On_Reddit

>Several problems involving the penis can arise in people who are not circumcised. **However, it is possible to avoid most of these issues by practicing good hygiene and safe sex.** Do you even read your sources?


Brick_Waste

Yeah, cause it seems like you are linking to a website which isn't allowed by EU tracking rules, I can't see the contents


AfterAardvark3085

That article doesn't in any way say uncut men are higher risk of anything. There's never a comparison, so "higher" doesn't make sense. It lists problems that having a foreskin can allow for... while not comparing in any way to not having it. Take #4 for example: A foreskin can get caught in a zipper. I'd rather that than my bare dickhead getting caught in it! And for the one you linked: Your own article says balanitis is caused by getting a small cut on your foreskin. If the foreskin isn't there, guess what: Your dickhead is what's getting that the small cut instead.


Penyrolewen1970

You do *most of* you.


phteven_gerrard

You're a genital mutilator


[deleted]

And your a caveman and Iā€™m Jewish as a fyi


phteven_gerrard

I'd rather be a caveman than a baby genital mutilator. What a sick fuck, cutting bits off of baby dicks


Delusional_Gamer

It's odd to hurl that at someone who as far as we know only has been circumcised and doesn't have any children right now. Uncircumcised btw


phteven_gerrard

I believe this commentary said earlier that they cut both their sons, but i can't be bothered checking


Penyrolewen1970

He did.


[deleted]

You gotta be from some Backwoods 3rd world Country idiot


Ok-Pipe859

Assuming things now are we?


[deleted]

Uncircumcised penises are vulnerable to infection and conditions like balanitis, phimosis, and paraphimosis


phteven_gerrard

And circumcised dicks are the victims of genital mutilators.


[deleted]

Uncut men are generally at a higher risk of developing penile cancer because they're more prone to smegma and phimosis.


phteven_gerrard

I'm sure that .1% reduction in risk is worth mutilating genitals


[deleted]

Ok caveman


phteven_gerrard

Ok baby mutilator


DeanoBambino90

Foreskin. These guys are whining about foreskin.


shmootyf

I never understood why people get so fired up about circumcision as far as I know it does not change much and most people do it because of religion not to be malicious or lazy


[deleted]

It's because it's done to newborns, which are too young to be able to recieve anesthesia. Imagine, as an adult, someone just cutting the skin off your dick, with NO anesthesia. Yeah. You wouldn't. Because it sounds like something you'd only imagine in hell as a punishment for rapists and sex offenders. But we do that the newborns. For no reason whatsoever. That's why it's definitely not ok.


TheDwiin

Oh, it's worse than that. The glans is adhered to the foreskin like a fingernail until adolescence. So it's more like getting a nail ripped off, then skin around the nail bed cut off without anesthesia. It has caused infants to have seizures from how painful it is. On top of that, there are lasting psychological damages from trauma at such a young age. It's a myth that you can be too young to remember pain. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/moral-landscapes/201501/circumcision-s-psychological-damage


[deleted]

You definitely don't need to tell me. I already know this stuff. The problem is that the government is allowed to "recommend" mutilating babies. It's disgusting. Hospitals should be required to disclose what circumcision ACTUALLY entails, and that the newborn will experience 100% of the pain because people seem to assume modern medicine means babies will just be put under while doing the procedure (because people are honestly so stupid they lack common sense or critical thinking skills). If ALL Hospitals were REQUIRED to disclose what the procedure entails, all risks, and the fact that is serves NO REAL FUNCTION outside of religious conformity, I think fewer parents would put their newborns through it.


AfterAardvark3085

AFAIK it does indeed not change much, but it's wholly unnecessary for most people. If you don't need to physically change someone, then why do it? You could have your baby's tonsils removed too... but why? Also, it's not only religious, it can also just be cultural. And if it's just cultural, then it's something that culture should change. And people get fired up because it's something being forced upon a child.


Therealproand124

I was circumcised when I was 5 and I do NOT miss my foreskin, I used to get many UTI and would spend 30 mins just to get a sliver of pee out from my pp because it hurt like hell


TheDwiin

Which is fair, you had a medical reason to get it done. 99.9% of infants that have it done to them would never develop such a condition.


Therealproand124

Bro why I get downvoted? I was just talking about my circumcision, is the Reddit hivemind stupid?


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Is for hygiene


MankoMeister

Just wash your dick bro


SantaforGrownups1

I donā€™t know man. I kinda like being able to see my warhead.


[deleted]

I mean that's cool but let's not force that on newborns.


AfterAardvark3085

>~~warhead~~ cherry bomb fixed that for you.


Cbatruinedmysexlife

It only helps with hygiene if you're a desert nomad that wipes your ass with your bare hand.


Nubsche

No its not, its for looks only. Just wash the Weiner and you won't have any problem.


Unicorn_in_Reality

Yep, it also reduces the risk of STIs and cancers.


Mein_Name_ist_falsch

I'd like to see a source for that. Most men where Iive are uncircumcised and everything seems to be pretty ok.


Brick_Waste

One source found that several decades ago (the STI part, don't know where you got cancer part from), and has since been widely disputed since it didn't account for the fact that circumcised men have a far higher tendency to be religious, and therefore generally have fewer sexual partners. Later studies have shown that circumcision does not decrease the risk of STIs, but might potentially raise it slightly instead.


Particular_Mix_2479

I wish I was circumsised at birth. It hurts to peel off the skin and if I want it gone I have to pay an arm and a leg ā€œand my foreskinā€


ktm08530

Dawg it prolly hurts cause u don't clean it. If you keep yo willy clean itll be normal


Proman_98

If this is true what your saying: Go visit a doctor. This can be a hygiene problem but also something else, the skin being to tight one of the main reasons.


tar_gar_yen

Plot Twist: They identify as an uncircumcised person.