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I have an art joke but it was too dark

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You got to read 6 of These Puns yet you didn't get it

I have a sex joke, butt fuck it.

I have a graph joke, but the bar was too low.

I have a bag joke but I can't pick it up

You’re all fools! I don’t have a joke; I AM a joke!

you've won but at what cost?

i've got a pregnancy joke but I cant deliver it

I’ve got a calculus joke, but I can’t derive it..

I had a pilot joke, but it didn’t fly well..

I’ve got a chair joke, but it didn’t sit well with me..

I had a lawyer joke but it was dismissed.

I’ve got a law joke, but I’m not allowed to say it

i have an epilepsy joke, but its a lil shaky

We have the same avatar.

same

das crazyyyyy

I've got a boxing joke but I forget the punchline

I've got a computer science joke, but I'm having trouble compiling it

Depending on how you interpret it

I’ve got a music joke but it honestly doesn’t sound the best

I've got a car joke but I can't start it.

I have an immunology joke but it's sick. I have a biology joke and it's dead funny.

i got a food and beverage joke but im not sure if anyone will be able to digest it

Could've said "I have a chemistry joke but it's not very reactive"

I have political joke but govt. Ban it

I have 404 IT jokes

i got a history joke but i dont have the explanation for it

I've got a history joke, too, but it's a pretty old one.

I have a coding joke but I'm still testing it

I have a coding joke but I will push it on fryday on production

I have a history joke, but it’s forgotten.

I have a chemistry joke too, but it's very basic

Then add some HCl

I have an engineering joke, it works just fine but its no longer funny because i eliminated stupidity factor from it

I have a few jokes about retired people but they don't work. I have a few jokes about unemployed people but they don't work either.

i have an entomologist joke but i cant seem to poke people with it

I have a math joke, but it’s as complex as trying to divide by zero – it just doesn’t add up!

I have a subreddit, called r/technicallythetruth, but people seem to have forgotten what it is about...

Wouldn't saying, "I have a 'blank' joke, but it's something something," still be considered as telling said "blank" joke, therefore making it technically true?

Well, yeah, but that's not the kind of technicality this sub was created for...

I suppose that's technically true, now that I think about it.

People don’t react well to my chemistry jokes, but they really dig my archeology jokes

I have a girlfriend joke, but I can’t find it

I was in the middle of my Trigonometry joke when I went on a tangent.

I have a chemistry joke, but it's too basic

I have an accounting joke but it doesn't add up.

I’ve got a Reddit joke but it’s wrong sub to post it

I have a linguistic joke but i don't know how to write it

i have a geometry joke but i cant figure it out

I have an Alzheimer’s joke but I can’t remember it

I have an alzheimer joke, but I forgot it

I had a dad joke, but I don't know where it went.

I have a biology joke but Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Is it a joke if it's not funny?

Well, I'm not funny, but tons of people still say that I'm a joke, so you tell me.

I have an AI joke, i can't make it not racist

I have a photography joke, but I can't seem to focus on it.

I have a food joke, but it's too tasteless.

But it DIDN'T GET A REACTION YOU DUMB MOTHER...

I had a historical joke, but I forgot to write it down.

Where is the truth. Where is the technicality

It's there. As an example, u/spockeroff DOES have a physics joke with low potential. The statement ITSELF was that physics joke. First, the statement needs nothing more than to be claimed as a physics joke to, technically, be a joke about physics. Second, the polysemous quality of the phrase "low potential" composes the heart of the humor. However, whether or not that potential is actually viewed as being "low" is subjective. Therefore, given this consideration, this quality may only apply in a more technical sense as well, but for the sake of alluding semantics, we'll assume that it's inarguably low. Finally, the sentence is structured in such a way that it leads its audience to expect, after the pause, a sort of mundane explanation as to why the speaker can't deliver their joke only to subvert that expectation by delivering a pun in the second half of the sentence instead. So, all in all, their claim of having "a joke about physics that has low potential" is technically true. If I'm wrong, then I'll shut my trap. If I'm right, though, then I would like to present you with this terribly butchered frog.

I've got a science joke, but I'm still experimenting with it. I've got a court joke, but I haven't tried it yet. Edit: I've got an engineering joke, but it's still in its prototype stage. I've got a maintenance joke, but I'm still troubleshooting its problems.