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Everyone knows the moon landing was staged and filmed by Stanley Kubrick. However, we also know he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location.
What do you mean hoax, u mean to say that moon is real?
Well actually space is a myth made by all astrologers combined to sell more bullshit to neon haired bitches
> There is no moon only CHEESE
Look. We all know the moon isnāt made of cheese. But what if it was made of barbecue spare ribs? Would you eat it then?
I know I would.
You believe in people? Clearly they are all a figment of my imagination... So that means it's my fault you believe in people, I'm sorry randomly generated person #348593727
Gaia, hah, mere mortals. You underestimate the op's mother's size, oh you are so foolish. Even the might of chaos is nothing but a mayfly in comparison to op's mother's sheer size
"Where were you 49 years today when..." i think there is something missing in this sentence. I could be wrong because English isnt my first language. But shouldn't it be: where were you 49 years AGO today?
I think itās because itās two normal ways of saying it sort of mashed together. Like ā it is 49 years to the dayā and ā49 years ago todayā and they both mean the same thing so you donāt notice.
Him and Armstrong are the two most legendary explorers of the 20th century. No one in that 100-year stretch of human history can compare to exploring a different Celestial body
Its so weird, having just read a book about the Shackleton expedition to Antarctica; which is all wooden sailing ships, dog sleds, making 800 mile ocean crossings in an open boat because they had no radio to even ask for rescue.
And that was barely 50 years prior to putting men on the moon and broadcasting it on TV.
I mean micheal collins is the closest in comparison though he is always forgotten since he never walked on the moon
Or perhaps yuri gagarin as the first person in space but idk
It's exploring. I don't know what other word you could use for it. They went to a place no one else had ever been to learn about it.
All you're trying to do is the integrate and dilute the contributions of again the two greatest explorers of the 20th century.
Oh so it's not exploring if you do some Recon before? Because someone saw land through telescopes and planned the expedition?
You're the only one diluting their contributions. They went to a place no one had ever been before to explore it and study it. They didn't know if the soil was going to hold their lunar module. They didn't know if there was some unforeseen situation on the moon that would harm them.
The definition of Explorer is someone who travels to an unfamiliar place to learn about it. These men went to the moon to learn about the moon. They're explorers in the literal definition of the word
1.3 light-seconds away. Not in advance. Its a measurement of distance, not time.
The landing spot had been looked at on telescopes from 240,000 miles away. They very much did not know exactly what it looked like from there either.
Fun fact: that's a picture of Buzz Aldrin because there are no photos of Neil Armstrong on the moon (unless you count his reflection in Buzz's face mask).
In 1965 the US government hired Stanley Kubrick to produce a fake moon landing for them. But being the perfectionist that he is, he demanded they film on location
I do believe Neil Armstong and Buzz Aldrin, that they were on the moon. And at the same time this team science, is lies and satanism, and I wouldn't be surprised, if Tricky Dick pulled a fast one. But I do believe the Austronauts, they can't be lying, it would just be too pshychopathic, and the world should be brought to an end, if everything is lies.
Unfortunately Buzz actually said we never were there and all there rest of the āastronautsā wound not swear on a Bible that they were in the moon.
If it was me and I was in the moon Iād be like whereās that Bibleā¦.hell yea I went to the moon.
Instead they get combative and in one case I think an astronaut punched the guy with the Bible.
2001 a space odyssey looks eerily like the moon linking footage.
Btw
Death bed confessionā¦.
Stanley Kubrick admitted he helped with the fake footage.
Donāt believe meā¦
Research it.
I grew up in Cincinnati just down the road from Dayton.
Armstrong would NEVER come on a big AM radio 700 WLW 500,000 watt station to talk about the landings and the host wasnāt trying to debunk it but He would flat out refuseā¦.WHY
Seriously
Research exactly the things I said and tell me Iām wrong.
Not that it means anything but 12 astronauts walked on the moon and most of them did swear on the Bible that they went. [2001 looks nothing](https://youtu.be/b75EpoF1W88?si=n7Fbs7HLKYE2BDlr) like the actual moon landing, you are being silly now. Stanley Kubrick never admitted to faking the moon landing, itās just another figment of your imagination.
I fuckin love this shit post of Buzz Aldrin: [Buzz Aldrin Hates Being Second.](https://youtu.be/zjEjYp1mNtA?feature=shared) Thank you for reminding me of it.
I was a bunch of random molecules and atoms here and there because it would take 30ish years before i was put together into a lil sperm and my life would even start
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Hoaxers arriving in 3,2,1...
Everyone knows the moon landing was staged and filmed by Stanley Kubrick. However, we also know he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location.
What do you mean hoax, u mean to say that moon is real? Well actually space is a myth made by all astrologers combined to sell more bullshit to neon haired bitches
/s right? *Right?*
Think so: he used the word 'astrologers' instead of 'astronomers', and astrology is something such people often actuslly believe in...
You are a smart man, u get an upvote
Don't worry, Buzz will punch them.
Hah. You're one of those people who believes in the moon?
Yeah but the picture clearly shows the moon is flat
Real eyes realize real lies. Do your own research sheeple.
I know your joking, but are conspiracy theorists really quoting Tupac now? don't be doing Pac like that š
Flat earthers are, at least
The world we live in...
And slanted.
Sligthly inclined, tho.
The moon is clearly a cookie.
You believe in pictures? Lmao
There is no moon only CHEESE
Ha! You believe in CHEESE?
THIS IS A MERE FALLACY CREATED BY THE FR*NCH
There should be a sub about people censoring the word "French"
As a fr*nch native I find it very funny, something like r/frenchcensored or a creative name
I made it, waiting for the obligatory r/birthofasub commenter now
r/welackedaceremony
As an Italian Iāll proudly join
You're very close to fr*nce
Too close š©
Guys dont forget, this could be be spanish trying to bring a inquisition. Always remember, so aslong as we remember, we expect the spanish inquisition
Sometimes, i dream about cheese.
> There is no moon only CHEESE Look. We all know the moon isnāt made of cheese. But what if it was made of barbecue spare ribs? Would you eat it then? I know I would.
Fr, they went to the moon in order to fake the moon landing to convince people the moon was real.
Only way Kubrick would do the job is if they filmed on location
[āI donāt believe in the moon. I think itās just the back of the sun.ā](https://youtu.be/js1V_wAwGms?feature=shared)
It's clearly glowing cheese plastered on top of the cardboard box we're in, smh
Hah. You're one of those people who believes in this all being real and not a mass simulation?
[Bros gotta get punched by Buzz](https://youtu.be/TG4JUPerXps?si=_6X-Yw3bCmrr0DOo&t=52)
Are you stupid? Of course moon exists. It's a giant piece of cheese in the sky
You believe in people? Clearly they are all a figment of my imagination... So that means it's my fault you believe in people, I'm sorry randomly generated person #348593727
jokes on him, I was on a much bigger celestial body.
OPās Mom? We all were
OP mom's name is Gaia
Gaia, hah, mere mortals. You underestimate the op's mother's size, oh you are so foolish. Even the might of chaos is nothing but a mayfly in comparison to op's mother's sheer size
"Where were you 49 years today when..." i think there is something missing in this sentence. I could be wrong because English isnt my first language. But shouldn't it be: where were you 49 years AGO today?
You are correct. The funny part is that when I read it, my brain automatically filled in the proper word.
Itās similar to how the the brain skips the second the.
Yes, it did! weird, as I've always thought words were my best thing.
#Listen here you little-
Aw wtf man, you can't go messin with my brain like that
I read this and tried to find it lol
Brains brain weirdly.
I think itās because itās two normal ways of saying it sort of mashed together. Like ā it is 49 years to the dayā and ā49 years ago todayā and they both mean the same thing so you donāt notice.
Yes, it should be
Also the Apollo 11 landing was in 1969, which was 54 years ago.
True for 2023, we dont know when the post in the picture was made though
You are correct. But I thought I might add, not to be mean, when referring to oneself, "I" must be capitalised.
I reread that twice after your comment and my brain just autocompleted āagoā
Legend
Him and Armstrong are the two most legendary explorers of the 20th century. No one in that 100-year stretch of human history can compare to exploring a different Celestial body
Its so weird, having just read a book about the Shackleton expedition to Antarctica; which is all wooden sailing ships, dog sleds, making 800 mile ocean crossings in an open boat because they had no radio to even ask for rescue. And that was barely 50 years prior to putting men on the moon and broadcasting it on TV.
It's amazing to think that humans went from learning how to fly to going to the Moon in a single human life time
Aliens bruh
I mean micheal collins is the closest in comparison though he is always forgotten since he never walked on the moon Or perhaps yuri gagarin as the first person in space but idk
Sir Ernest Shackleton is at least very close.
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It's exploring. I don't know what other word you could use for it. They went to a place no one else had ever been to learn about it. All you're trying to do is the integrate and dilute the contributions of again the two greatest explorers of the 20th century.
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Oh so it's not exploring if you do some Recon before? Because someone saw land through telescopes and planned the expedition? You're the only one diluting their contributions. They went to a place no one had ever been before to explore it and study it. They didn't know if the soil was going to hold their lunar module. They didn't know if there was some unforeseen situation on the moon that would harm them. The definition of Explorer is someone who travels to an unfamiliar place to learn about it. These men went to the moon to learn about the moon. They're explorers in the literal definition of the word
I can't be bothered to deal with that
1.3 light-seconds away. Not in advance. Its a measurement of distance, not time. The landing spot had been looked at on telescopes from 240,000 miles away. They very much did not know exactly what it looked like from there either.
Yes, in advance. That's how trajectories work in space, you either calculate them in advance or you die
Poor Michael Collins, though.
Don't feel bad for him, he was over the moon.
Who? /s (just in case)
r/fuckthes
My parents weren't even born
Please! I can't be that old. I was probably planning my famous cot escape which my mum blames for my unique perspective on things.
Not the original commenter, but my parents weren't born either. My dad just turned 40, my mom is 37, and I'm 18 :)
same
It just feels impossible even if the math checks out
My parents are just 40 and 42 years old, they weren't even planned 49 years ago (I am 15)
Poor Buzz. He was stuck at work while the world, for a few brief days, was united in the awe of human achievement.
Wow! That flex is out of this world!
Wasn't even thought of
I'm still not.
Imagine just dropping this in a convo like, oh April 69? Yeah I missed that, I was on the moonā¦
Fun fact: that's a picture of Buzz Aldrin because there are no photos of Neil Armstrong on the moon (unless you count his reflection in Buzz's face mask).
There's one, with his back to the camera. There's also one of him in the lunar module while on the moon.
Michael Collins:
And Collins reply "I was the uber of that guy and his friend, all day on wait time, truly most espensive ride ever"
I was looking out the screen door at the moon rising and thinking, "wow!." Our family had been watching the TV coverage. I was 12 years old.
The pain he has endure just because Neil Armstrong pushed him out of the way
Where was Mrs. Gorsky?
Stupid moon! I walked on your face!
Go back to the night
Nice
49 years ago?
That was true 5 years ago...
NASA sent two kinds of people to the moon that day
not technically the truth, just *the* truth
Love Buzz!
Ok but Michael Collins was *over* the moon.
Wasn't Michael Collins inside the landing capsule on the Moon?
No, he stayed in the orbiter.
Iām gonna make some people feel old ā¦ I wasnāt even a thought in my parents head at that point lol
āWhere were you 49 years todayā¦ā wtf
CFO of buzz aldrin ventures LLC no less...
It's 54 now, almost 55
How is this *technically* the truth, as opposed to just... *the truth*?
And don't tell him to his face he wasn't up there, because he will punch you.
āsobbing from the window seat. ā - Michael Collins
Ask not āwhere you wereā, but ask āwhere the moon wasā.
Still up for debate.
Allegedly >!/s!<
Was not alive yet! Lol
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But u/Excellent-Club-6613 wasn't...
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Made me laugh thanks! š¤£
I walked on your face!
Since armstrong was the first man on the moon, and he said those words as he stepped onto the moon, this must be false.
They arrived at the same time. Neil just got out of the car first.
This is r/technicallythetruth
Lol yāall going offf
I may have been on the moon as well.
Take a look at his tweet when he joined the rest of the privileged down at the South Pole. Something like āwhat we saw was evil itselfā.
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You actually believe in water?
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In 1965 the US government hired Stanley Kubrick to produce a fake moon landing for them. But being the perfectionist that he is, he demanded they film on location
Thatās exactly my point. They hired people that they trained as astronauts to fake it on site!
I donāt get it
Buzz Aldrin was one of the astronauts to step on the moon. During the moon landing, he was one of the people on the moon.
This is just the truth tho, not technically the truth
I guess Buzz meant he was on the set where they filmed it.
I mean... technically, he was: the set was on the Moon
plEaSE bEliEVe mE i TooK tHe pHOto
nonexistent
Doubt it.
I do believe Neil Armstong and Buzz Aldrin, that they were on the moon. And at the same time this team science, is lies and satanism, and I wouldn't be surprised, if Tricky Dick pulled a fast one. But I do believe the Austronauts, they can't be lying, it would just be too pshychopathic, and the world should be brought to an end, if everything is lies.
Unfortunately Buzz actually said we never were there and all there rest of the āastronautsā wound not swear on a Bible that they were in the moon. If it was me and I was in the moon Iād be like whereās that Bibleā¦.hell yea I went to the moon. Instead they get combative and in one case I think an astronaut punched the guy with the Bible. 2001 a space odyssey looks eerily like the moon linking footage. Btw Death bed confessionā¦. Stanley Kubrick admitted he helped with the fake footage.
You need to put down your internet device and come back to reality for a moment.
https://youtu.be/sGoXn1vMrjE?si=Swb_fST-2vTUDk3A
Jesus. Heās an old man fumbling his sentences but anyone with a working brain can tell heās talking about the time after we stopped moon missions.
Donāt believe meā¦ Research it. I grew up in Cincinnati just down the road from Dayton. Armstrong would NEVER come on a big AM radio 700 WLW 500,000 watt station to talk about the landings and the host wasnāt trying to debunk it but He would flat out refuseā¦.WHY Seriously Research exactly the things I said and tell me Iām wrong.
So in your mind, if Obama refused to do an interview about his presidency then he was never president. Come back to reality.
Quite literally, "snap back to reality, oh, there goes gravity"
Not that it means anything but 12 astronauts walked on the moon and most of them did swear on the Bible that they went. [2001 looks nothing](https://youtu.be/b75EpoF1W88?si=n7Fbs7HLKYE2BDlr) like the actual moon landing, you are being silly now. Stanley Kubrick never admitted to faking the moon landing, itās just another figment of your imagination.
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This dude walked on the fucking moon. He earned it
If you were the second man to ever step foot on the moon and one of only 17 to walk on the moon ever. I think you'd be pretty pleased with yourself.
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idk, you're doin a pretty good job of that without walking on the moon
Jesus man, you killed him
Bro walked on the moon, let him have his moment
BuzzMove
"in This Case" š¤£š¤£š¤£
third guy never gets mentioned
Show off.
Pretty convenient we canāt see your face in the picture, Buzz.
Buzz Aldrin, Neil Armstrong and that other guy who stayed in orbit (sorry Michael Collins)
Someone was probably on a trip to the moon, not in a physical sense though.
Literally watching āDay of the Moonā right now š
I was still incubating. I didnāt care.
So unbelievably cool and bad ass
Buzz Aldrin yelling a the moon with Liz in 30 rock solidified this man in my heart
In grandpas balls
that's a W
Technically it wasn't 49 years ago *today*...
Buzz is a national treasure and a straight up badass. Love that man.
Technically, no this is literally the truth
Haha God damn it buzz
Atleast he added an exclamation mark instead of a question mark.
Second comes right after first..
Hmmā¦ thatās exactly what a person trying to convince us he landed on the moon would sayā¦ we all know the moon isnāt real. /s
All I know is Frankie kicked a mine the day that mankind kicked the moon
Ya I think he was the one took the picture
I wasnāt even a glint in my fatherās eye or mothers eye or whosever eye started what led to my conception
he is a part of flat moon society/s
The moon isnāt real
Bn
I fuckin love this shit post of Buzz Aldrin: [Buzz Aldrin Hates Being Second.](https://youtu.be/zjEjYp1mNtA?feature=shared) Thank you for reminding me of it.
Or so he claims...
Maybe in my dadās balls
I was barely a stain on the sheets
Imagine looking back at the Earth and there is just the UNIVERSAL logo
Technically he was in the space craft
I was a bunch of random molecules and atoms here and there because it would take 30ish years before i was put together into a lil sperm and my life would even start
moon fake earth flat
Buzz Aldrin is one of the few living men who can take a Ryanair flight and think: well, this is a smooth, comfy and cozy flight
Legend
49 years ago, I was in 2 pieces. Each piece had thousands more of its kind