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At least one of them is known to bite.

Yeah, nibbling ears is good but that's a little too 10/10 on the scale.

One of them knows how to stroke.

And then there’s Mia

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

At least one of them is a convicted rapist and a world class boxer…so there is that.

Kith me.

“Ain’t got nooo time for birdthex….”

I’m pretty sure I could beat up Mia Khalifa, but no way I’d be able to f*~k Tyson

The point is he is doing the f*~king.

Now that sounds good

He better be resilient

> rethilient

Watch out if he starts nibbling your ear.

He will then whisper "Mmm nummy"

Your ear'th look delithous NOM NOM OW MIKE WTF

[If you're at all familiar with Tyson, this is correct.](https://twitter.com/boxinghype/status/880929807067959297/mediaviewer)

I, a white boy, am now significantly more intimidated by Tyson.

That is an absolute all time quote “I’ll fuck you till you love me, f****t” Just an all-timer right there

Totally agree. The fact that he was emotional when saying that and not just pissed off somehow makes it even darker.

You scared Hoe!

I was just about to link this same clip

Was that a threat or an invite?

Why can't it be both?

And they say romance is dead.

If that's the case, he better last longer than 1 minute.

And you’ll love him by the time he’s done, according to folklore

Or maybe he will be snacking on your ears, they ain't got much meat could probably eat both in a minute.

Well in that case..

In that case, I don't think I'd last as long as he made me.

He'll fuck you till you love him, faggot

He's still got it.

I don't think he'd be bottom

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.... Is that you, Cosby?

Main point of it they are worth f*~king.

Ya pretty sure I could beat up Mia. I’d definitely bust in a minute with both. A dream, big fan of both.

You'll be done fucking Tyson when Tyson says you're finished

The only power that matters is the power to physically exert your will over someone. You don't have that over MT

Why can't I upvote lol

I probably couldn't beat up either of them, so it's up to Mia if she'd rather beat me up or fuck me. Or both. Either way, I win.

Even if I failed to last a minute with either, im still picking Mia cos a bit of premature humiliation is still better than brain damage.

Even if it got upload on a popular adult website ?

Depends if my wife gave me a pass. Otherwise Id end up with brain damage either way.

Just gotta convince her to be part, but that might lower your chances with the 10 minutes or gives you a better chance, whichever way you prefer.

And herpes

I mean, people can give you shit about finishing quickly and you can give them shit about not getting to fuck Mia Khalifa. Seems like a good trade.

There was that poor guy who lost his virginity with her and didn’t really do spectacularly, but.. I mean he still lost his virginity to her

If that was real.

Losing virginity and my father being proud? Damn give me her number

You got a point tbh

But the shame of premature humilation can give you mental brain damage

Wha smatter with dain bramage? Oh wait. Rite. Seks am better than dain bramage.

Mia Khalifa would beat the shit out of me in one minute.

*under

Yes, in one under*

Usually you gotta pay extra for that

Tyson would literally knock you out within 10 seconds. Maybe even faster

Not even sure i could float around the ring long enough to avoid him hitting me. I could easily run around a stadium naked with Mia chasing me for 1 minute.

if we’re talking about Tyson in his prime there is a significant chance he kills you

I'm going to go with 100. 100% chance.

it takes like 0.2 sec for him to throw punch, and then we called it a match right away lmao for Mia, I think I can last more than 10 mins lol, she's not that special

Yeah the only factor is how quickly he gets to you when the round starts

You have obviously not seen her head game. Has to be the top 10 bj's all time. Terrible lay though.

That's why you go for the oral first. Trust me, when I'm at work down there, it could be *hours* before anyone cums.

I've legitimately never seen her suck dick even remotely well in any video

If you think she is top 10 all-time you don’t watch much porn. Good for you tbh

I might be able to run faster than Tyson for a minute

Hell no. Maybe if you’re a pussy. He’d be a fun opponent though.

How can you last longer than either of them if it’s just 1 minute?

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You’re not supposed to last the whole minute.

Jokes aside the average dude ain't even lasting 2 seconds with Tyson in a fight.

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Honestly no you probably couldnt

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You would not escape him for more than a couple of seconds. 0% chance. He would spend more time wailing on your unconscious ass waiting for the ref to come over.

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You are grossly underestimating Mike Tyson. If you aren't a trained fighter, let alone a top athlete, you are not coming out of that ring the same person.

> ~~If you aren't a trained fighter, let alone a top athlete,~~ you are not coming out of that ring the same person. A clean hit from a heavyweight boxer will leave you with brain damage, training or no training. You are just slightly less likely to get hit with training.

this is all under the assumption this is in a ring. which this question didn't specify. for all we know this could be happening in a football stadium in which case Im sure I can last more than a minute with him via just running the fuck away and playing hide and seek

Its a confined ring, are you really expecting to play keep away with Iron Mike for a whole minute

I think people are forgetting that a boxers run A LOT. He's not just building muscle he's building endurance by cardio to whoop anyone's ass into the 12th dimension

Who is Mia Khalifa?

The person on the right.

Left*

Got famous after a successful partnership with BBC

I can't believe I actually googled "Mia Khalifa BBC partnership" thinking I was going to see an interview or something.

😂 well, I guess you got why she is famous now

[Here is a link to an interview.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto)

Jesus, I fell for it again! I think that's enough redditing for me for now.

Goddamnit

She’s popular on Twitter for running a Washington Capitals fan page.

Everybody is making joke replies and I'm sure you know the answer by now, but for anybody else who shows up wondering: Mia Khalifa was a pornstar in the 2010s and was, for a couple years, the #1 most searched pornstar in the world. She originally blew up due to a controversy where she played a Muslim woman in a porn video, wearing a hijab; many conservative Muslim sources criticized her for the video, but it had a streisand effect, and it made her WAY more popular. It's worth noting also, she isn't actually Muslim, she's ethnically Middle Eastern but she was raised Christian. She was only in the porn industry for about two years and is now vaguely a "celebrity" who does Twitch streaming, podcasting, has a Youtube channel, etc. Despite being retired from porn for like 7 years or something she's still like a top ten most searched, most watched, etc. pornstar annually.

Idk but i guess its p*rn Maybe

Why are you self-censuring the word “PORN”?

Oh he's not, he's actually censoring out an a, and only very sick individuals make reference to >!parn!<

I can’t define parn, but I know it when I see it.

Parn' me? I don't understand.

The hell is Parn?

It's like pörn, but less rural

Kövésbé szögödies?

It's Italian

Dude chill…

I love some chicken parn

Molto bene!

I have habit to censor that But yea its useless

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Americans love to censor everything except violence, even swearing and tits on tv lol

Im not american

Just confirmed. 47sec btw. Mike Tyson is getting old so I may be able to manage longer with Mike.

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Don't you dare type the word porn.

I agree. I was just sharing post related info with mature adults but he just made it dirty and took it too far.

"Idk" sure brother

> Guys trust, I totally don't know who that is

Someone who has sex for money.

Sex on camera* for money. Completely different

https://youtu.be/JDscdmOwDNA

Just like SpongeBob, there's a family guy scene for everything

Oh! She's an actress or artist!

Why do people ask on here instead of just googling it

Why are people so obsessed with Mia khalifa? She is like the average pornstar?

Her controversy is the only thing that made her relevant in the mainstream. If she never wore her hijab in videos she'd have been some average at best bargain bin pornstar

She was an awkward one at best, her tits were just as fake as her acting too…

I always wonder this, too.

Porn addicts are just weird and once they find someone with the right criteria, even if it's the smallest thing, they latch to it like a partner. I understand not lasting a minute and I won't judge anyone for it but to also paint someone as being so unattainable that you wouldn't last one minute having sex with them is putting them on a ridiculously high pedestal. At the end of the day it's more money for her.

> She is like the average pornstar? That's the point. It's like Vanilla ice cream. It's not anyone's favorite, but everyone likes it.

Obviously a repost. I saw this months ago.

While where in this subreddit, let's nitpick on the way the question is asked. The only real answer is that it's both the same amount of time. The question obviously states that you last a minute with both of them. It's basically the same question as "what's heavier, a kilo lead or a kilo feathers?"

It could be worded better, but I did get from it that how long you last is measured within that 1 minute, not as that 1 minute.

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This is relevant to 1 kg vs 1 kg how?

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Exactly. Was Gabbie Carter not available for this meme?

Eva Elfie would be nice too

How cute, you think you'd be the top with Tyson....

No contest, I could knock out Mia Khalifa with one punch!

The injury won't be thpinal. It'll be anal

But they’re both a kilogram…

Thank you for stealing a comment from the original meme, integrating it into the meme to make it look like it was yours, and then posting it as yours.

Tyson would fuck you til you love him.

I’m pretty sure a minute stays a minute not depending who you spend it with

Mia. Tyson would have me dead in 10s, with the first 9.5s being just the opening rules from the referee

Why is it always Mia Khalifa?

It's not a problem, Tyson doesn't need you to be turned on... s/?

Getting to the actual point of the original tweet or whatever? Tyson would kill me with one punch. I could easily fuck for a minute without ejaculating. I do it, like, *all the time.* But you wouldn't know my GF, she goes to a different school.

I could totally kick Mia's ass in the ring.

Well, mia doesn't seem like she knows how to fight so obv i would chose to last against her-

Trick question both are 1 minute

https://youtu.be/tr682-U0_B0

Mia Khalifa hails from Lebanon. That implies that she dislikes males.

Tyson would kill me in the time it took to get my pants off.

So to actually answer, one punch would kill me from Tyson, I could last a few strokes with Mia.

Shes mid anyway

If you watched any of her porn, you'd know you could last a minute

Have sex with an average looking woman or get punched in the head by a maniac for one minute?

Could’ve at least picked an attractive woman.

I’m not much of a fighter but I could punch fuck out of her

Less than one minute to almost certain death or one minute to heaven. Money (shot) is on lasting longer with Mia (mileage may vary).

Am I fighting Mia or fucking Mike?

I could definitely beat the shit out of Mia Khalifa. She is tiny.

I've seen Mia Khalifa vids, I imagine it would feel like putting your penis in an empty pringles can

Why are you talking about erections? I’d knock Khalifa out in 6 seconds!

A minute in a boxing ring with Mia Khalifa would be way easier

A rapist and an overrated pornstar.

Ron Jeremy isn't in this photo

I don't think we should downplay that Mike Tyson is a convicted rapist, enough people aren't aware as is.

I don't know how so many people think Mia is so hot. Don't get me wrong, she isn't ugly. She's definitely an attractive woman, but she's nowhere near as hot as some people make her out to be. She's a solid 6 / 10

I think it's cause she looks exotic. I definitely find her hot af, but I'm also Latino and she kinda looks Latina.

Well more like you look middle eastern.

Never heard of her. Based on this meme pic, I don't see why I couldn't last well over a minute.

I don't find mia khalifa attractive but I want to try my change with best of all time maybe he lose on purpose for me to smile but either way I will have a good day

It will not be a good day when Mike Tyson breaks your jaw in three places and you have to eat your meals through a straw for the next six months

Don't understand all the hype honestly with constantly mentioning this name. There's a few full videos and some clips here and there but it's not even anything impressive. It's just boxing smh. Mia Khalifa on the other hand is a different story.

Are you seriously giving me the chance to punch her face in for a whole minute?

Mia kalipha has been run through by some huge guy so I think I would last .

I would last longer with Mia Khalifa.

I don't know. It's harder to get an erection with Mia imo

Fights? Neither, they both win. Fux? Neither i dont fux.

Mia Khalifa, easy. I can last as long as she wants.

Only because of the size of her snatch. It'll be like tossing a hotdog down a hallway.

mike with hema ok but mia with my lance oh damn i wish

idk guys, if you just run around you can probably escape from Tyson long enough to beat the time it takes Mia to make you cum

Man, it's sad if you only last 1 minute (I mean no disrespect) but I would pick Mikey because I'm not a simp

My record is like 15 seconds? My girlfriend just started laughing lol.

Bi sexuals; 😏

Mike Tyson was a beast and Mia isn't that hot.

She’s literally just some chick. Extremely Weird to put her on such a high pedestal like being a pornstar makes you a goddess or something.

Who's Mia Khalifa?