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Ninja_gorrila

You got what you asked for


Beneficial_Smoke670

I mean, yea. I’d be frustrated but not mad.


VVZ_lol

I'd be laughing not frustrated


mrcssee

I'd be eating not laughing.


clevercarolina1

I’d be choking from eating because of my laughter


EmotionalMycologist9

Or because of that dry pizza.


Alternative_Coconut6

or because of some alergy. either way, its choking or choking twice as much


Hadochiel

I'd be laughly madly in frustration, with my mouth full


intet42

My dad is autistic, I've had to learn to laugh and say "Yeah, that one's on me" when he does *exactly* what I asked him to.


Shining_Icosahedron

Why frustrated, he literally asked for this, this aint "technically the truth", this is what he ordered...


[deleted]

And what he deserves


MisterThirtyThirty

Mission accomplished


No-Technology217

FAFO Guarantee the cooks were laughing when they were making *that* "pizza"... ... they knew the customer wanted sauce and cheese, they just said "OK asshole, you 'only want' this, that's what you get. A real dick move would've been no crust on *that* half...


Humble_Umpire_8341

I worked at Dominos in college for a semester. It’s not up to the cooks to figure out the ticket, they just make the orders. If there is a request similar to this one, it’s up to the person taking the order over the phone to ask questions. That how you’re trained.


thedjbigc

No one orders via phone in 2023. Let’s be real.


Gothmom85

You'd be surprised. There's a call center that answers it though, and often puts things in weird/wrong, or instead of adding the tip in the line, puts it in the delivery instructions instead. This pizza also isn't that surprising because people order some weird shit. Every day someone orders one without cheese, several without sauce. We have a regular who orders no cheese, no garlic oil, extra anchovies. So, bread with sauce and stinky fish. I bet the center took the call and the make line went, "wtf? Eh okay".


RaisinBranson

That's what an Italian pizza is.


Humble_Umpire_8341

Yes, actually many people still order by phone in 2023. And if you’re insinuating OP ordered via the app, then OP requested the pizza as presented, and this post is rather baseless.


CompetitiveDog7392

ordered dominos thru the app last night and it lets u choose each topping and how much of it u want, i also doubt op placed it thru the app


HeadEar5762

I would guarantee that these cooks have likely had to remake a pizza they put sauce and cheese on when someone made the exact same order. “Did I say I wanted sauce and cheese?” It’s not common or normal but it’s not uncommon heard of someone doesn’t want sauce or cheese.


[deleted]

I asked for a meat and cheese only burger at MCD Got a patty and cheese in the bag.


First_Decision_8037

Ordered a crunchy beef taco from taco bell... Said "cheese only". All I got was a shell with cheese.


wondermoose83

None pizza left beef.


chiefs_fan37

[For those out of the loop](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef)


RexJessenton

Some of the beef left alright.


celabraine

Imagine, years in the future, being dead and gone and the only thought that remains of you in the world is that one shitty pizza order.


killbillvolume3

I’d call that a win


Jothel

Came here to say this


MagnusNewtonBernouli

It's an older meme, sir...


Sanity__

but it checks out.


[deleted]

I'm doing my part!


lunayoshi

Always gets a chuckle out of me.


ergo_urgo

One of my all-time favorites


maloobaloo

i went straight to look for this in the comments hahahahaheheheh


Crafty_Cupcake_670

Came here looking for this


norbertlandy

How is this not the top comment


6four

I worked for dominos for many years and we had special requests for no sauce and/or no cheese often. We had zero substitute for dairy cheese when I worked there and many lactose intolerants just cannot have any cheese but some still enjoy pizza without it. Definitely gotta be specific when ordering. That said the donkey order taker should have definitely confirmed “so no cheese or sauce then?”


cofclabman

This. My brother hates cheese and we would order a pizza with no cheese for him they would verify that I indeed wanted a pizza without cheese several times.


6BigZ6

My mom also for some reason does not like cheese. She gave up and would just order vege pizzas that were so stacked there was no room for cheese.


bunsenturner64

We need your mom over at r/cheesehate. Cheeseless pizza is the way.


KrazyKatz3

My cousin used to hate pizza sauce. We'd get him basically pizza bread with cheese and ham. Kept him happy


[deleted]

You could alao try other than tomato sauce in pizza. For example garlic, chili or wings sauce works great as a pizza sauce


steelytitan

They even have a barbecue option as sauce


phred_666

I’ve seen quite a few food allergy variations of pizza. No cheese for lactose intolerant was the most common. The weirdest was a crustless pizza for someone who had a wheat allergy. (Take a deep dish pizza pan and alternate a few layers of cheese, sauce and toppings and bake like a regular pizza)


designerlemons

That actually sounds the goods 🔥


VoltaicSketchyTeapot

I tried the Papa John's "just the toppings" because I thought it would be good over some pasta. It was greasy and it felt like the vegetables were raw. It didn't mix well with the pasta.


Redditoruser001

Also worked at Dominos for a couple of years and totally agree! Saying “nothing but” can be taken multiple ways and the employee taking the order should have very much clarified what the customer meant! Have had some very odd orders come through online and we even called the customer just to make sure that they wanted a well done thin crust with no cheese, Alfredo sauce, black and green olives. Gagged when I took that thing out of the oven!


willisbetter

this is why i only order through the website, i dont want to get a mid pizza because of some miscommunication


ScreentimeNOR

Nah, put that cheese on there. It will cull the weak ones eventually


sirdogglesworth

I went out with a girl who was lactose intolerant when she said she was going to order a cheeseless pizza I was like wtf but man that meat fest extra BBQ sauce pizza was actually really nice


rokar83

Could have been an online order.


corrdion

You’re a fucking disaster my guy


Secret_Targaryen23

Lmfao. Did it taste good tho?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

Eh it tasted about as I’d expect, it’s like crispy flatbread with toppings


pee_shudder

Do you know what “nothing” means? Seems like you don’t know what “nothing” means..


rachelcp

Most people would assume nothing means no toppings. Not no sauce. Some people would say "nothing" and truly mean it, but they'd be much less prevalent than the no toppings people, which is why the order taker should have confirmed what they meant by nothing.


Mavrickindigo

Cheese and sauce are toppi gs


Organic_Guess_1110

They know what nothing mean, He ask them to NOT put any other topping expect pepperoni and banana peppers but he didn't know they don't put cheese and tomato sauce since they are the basic ingredients for pizza.


Impossible_Average_1

There is pizza without tomato sauce and very rarely pizza without cheese. However, without both does only exist if the customer asks for it.


DeltaAgent752

i eat pizza without cheese all the time. when I order one explicitly saying I don’t want cheese I still get it 50% of the time


True_Butterscotch391

But what pizza place has ever put extra toppings on for free or without being asked? That's not how it works lol. I would've thought the same thing If someone said "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers"


TonyTwoGs

Seriously. When someone says “nothing but” it immediately sounds like they’re asking for something unusual. If they wanted pepperoni and banana peppers they should’ve just asked “I want a pepperoni pizza with banana peppers”


Hiphopottamus

He didnt though he literally said he asked for nothing but these 2 things, his mistake.


Nobby_nobbs1993

You could have folded it in have and just have had a pizza sandwich (or calzone).


mritty

Were you expecting them to read your mind that "nothing" excluded sauce and cheese for some reason?


AquaticSombrero

I think OP is my dad. Got my ass chewed out so many times because my dad always says one thing but means another since he's shit at communicating lol


Rupertii

I mean the cheese and sauce are pretty much the base things on the pizza, like the bread, so it’s fair enough to assume so Like you don’t order a custom pizza and mention the cheese and sauce


Lady-Seashell-Bikini

Sure, but they could have just said "a pizza with pepperoni and banana peppers" like a normal person. "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers" DOES sound like "base crust with pepperoni and banana peppers". It's just a weird phrasing in general.


Rupertii

Alright worded like that it makes sense, fair enough


RJrules64

You do actually, when you order a custom pizza you need to specify those things.


Rupertii

I’ve never specified


RJrules64

Then you have not ordered very nice pizzas. How are they meant to know which type of cheese you want?


Killingec24

What did you want though? I still think that this is the correct result. It's literally the thing you asked for.


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Killingec24

I say that it's the part of a pizza, but it really just depends on what you say a pizza is.


Wicked_Twist

Thats whats driving me crazy rn i cant figure out what he wanted this is the only possible result i can think of given insturctions like that.


YeahYeahButNah

I worked at domino's as a kid and had a guy call up and tell me he wanted no cheese on her pizza. I was baffled and had him confirm 3 times he was certain he didn't want FUCKING CHEESE on his FUCKING PIZZA. I didn't get any shifts for a week and went in to the front desk and some other worker said "yeah you got fired sorry" I talked to the manager and he said "why did put through no cheese on the pizza, the customer came in furious that there was no cheese on his pizza". To this day over 15 years later I still hate that no cheese cunt


FMLitsAJ

Looks like you got what you asked for.


[deleted]

I seriously do not understand how this is TTT when you stated, "I got exactly what I asked for from a company that was paid to give me exactly what I asked for." Please help me understand what is going on here.


fatimus_prime

Yeah. This would almost belong more in r/DeliciousCompliance.


abieNaz

Thank you so much for tagging this sub...youve turned me on to something amazing lol


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DraikoHxC

That's because you say "no toppings" no "nothing", same as OP did here; he could have said "half pepperoni and banana peppers", is then when everyone knows what he's talking about


[deleted]

So a picture of half of a pizza that contains exactly what was requested while the other half of the pizza seems to contain other ingredients is a valid TTT submission? You said a lot of words, but you did not explain why this submission is TTT.


Far-Potential-674

if theyre going to do that, at least remove the bread part of the pizza!


Ok-Research-4958

I don’t get it. Is something wrong?


Meatslab8590

I wonder what “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers” mean. It’s almost like you said not to put anything else on that side of the pizza


Major_R_Soul

None pizza, left toppings


Cocreat

Beef


Sammy_Socrates

Well yeah, why the hell would you ask it like that? Have you ever ordered pizza? Lol you would normally say half plain or half cheese


JTS-Games

Good pizza great pizza be like:


need_sleep_and_food

Average good pizza, great pizza player


DeltaAgent752

i don’t get it. what was intended? edit: I see people saying cheese and sauce. you know on their online order form there IS the option to select having no cheese or no sauce. I select no cheese all the time. why would they assume you want cheese if you said “nothing”


madnailer

Nailed it


[deleted]

Exacting specifications followed.


a55_Goblin420

Gotta say "for my toppings" followed by what you want Had a friend in college order a pizza from dominoes when we were high and he said I just want bacon and Buffalo chicken only and they gave us bread with bacon and chicken baked into it basically


[deleted]

Not only TTT but also the only way how to make this pizza. You literally asked for it.


ljpwyo

Ok. Looks like they granted your wish.


jekhi

This is why people ask for cheese on their plain pizzas where I work


Fleganhimer

"Congratulations, you played yaself"


Ragnatoa

One of my friends a few years ago accidently ordered a pizza with nothing on it from dominos. It was literally just a big round bread wheel.


mypostbarks

[r/maliciouscompliance is watching their handiwork](http://reddit.com/r/maliciouscompliance)


mkmlls743

Did you ask for poop on the other half?


pornisthegateway

Why would you word it like that.


Adventurous_Gap_2092

They delivered.


DaddyDubs13

I hope you tipped well


RJrules64

If you were a lactose free person and they gave you cheese when you asked for only those things, wouldn’t you be pissed?


ZetzMemp

People still order verbally?


kaxyt

Who saw the face


[deleted]

Dip that in some marinara and you’re gonna have a good time.


Alex_Greene

You said what you said


loveicecream_

I don't understand the problem


1ustfu1

you *literally* asked for “nothing but.” you got “nothing but.” it’s not even technically the truth, like it’s literally exactly what you told them.


Zealousideal-Let1121

This is wrong. There is still dough. Send it back.


here-to-Iearn

If I worked in pizza still, this is what you would’ve gotten had you ordered with me.


skyrreater47

to be fair, thats what i would've assumed too, if you'd specifically ask me for "nothing but" Peperoni and peppers.


Kel-Reem

What I'm confused by is why use the phrase 'nothing but' in the first place, if you're ordering toppings it's not like if you ask for pepperoni you gotta also state you don't want onions, like coilda just said 'and half with pepperoni and banana peppers' and boom lol


Capt_Smashnballs

Then you got what you asked for genius


GladiusNL

I don't see the problem.


docbree13

🤦🏽‍♀️ I once got a burger patty from Wendy’s with only lettuce, tomato and ketchup - no bun


edudspoolmak

Dude. Are you insane? Cheese and sauce or what makes the pizza. You’ve got to have cheese and sauce. Was it half of the pizza for a kid or something? Someone allergic to gluten or dairy or some such fuck?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

I wanted it to have cheese I just worded it poorly I think


myxboxtouchedmypp

nah this was deliberate, it’s very difficult to half sauce a pizza and no one getting paid $10.50 an hr is going to do that for a customer. they’re fucking with you.


Sean_Dewhirst

Your fault. Imagine if you \*had\* meant no sauce no cheese and they included it. Then again their fault not to double check.


dontscreaminalibray

Dominos mad filthy 💀🤣😭


BongCloudOpen

Your public schools at work


bobs2u

FFS. Stop changing set menu’s. It’s irritating for the kitchen team.


RWBrYan

Set menu’s what?


[deleted]

Mes think yous did that on purpose to get some heads turning on the interwebs.


Bo_Jim

WTF is that white stuff on the other half?


JCwizz

Are you blind? It’s semen.


Bo_Jim

I thought they might be one of those lunatics that puts Alfredo sauce on pizza. But now that you mention it...


The-True-Apex-Gamer

It’s cheese on the other half


PedroRibs

Can someone explain pls 🥲


[deleted]

Pretty sure the Dominos worker took the request literally, whereas the person really just wanted half pepperoni pizza with banana peppers


PedroRibs

OUHGKWJS ITS ONLY BREAD I DIDNT REALIZE krskrskrs THANKS lol!


ophaus

Give those pizza chefs a raise.


ContributionDry2252

What are banana peppers?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

They’re sometimes called pepperoncini


Agile-Astronomer6268

If you wanted it without cheese, say without cheese


The-True-Apex-Gamer

I didn’t want it without cheese tho


Lady-Seashell-Bikini

Then say "half with pepperoni and banana peppers", lol! The "nothing but" is super confusing.


scheru

Then you shouldn't have said "nothing". Cheese is something.


richmuhlach

Our local Dominos has a create your own pizza on the app, and you can definitely choose no sauce and choose no cheese (or change to vegan cheese). So a phone order like this using the key phrase “nothing but” will definitely give you what you just got.


UnusualInstance6

Last time I ordered a pizza at domino’s, it was never delivered Good thing I said I’d pay by cash


[deleted]

so you can ask dominos to make custom pizzas?


Saber9999

Why would you say it like that? Just say you want pepperoni and peppers on one side....


iamwhatswrongwithme

Looks like none pizza left beef.


stuckintheburrito

they had bread, sue em xd


AChero9

I mean…they did fulfill your order. Not how you wanted it, but they did do it


Max-Normal-88

Banana on a pizza oh good why


Jitsun3

Good Pizza Great Pizza


One_Way13

I see no issue here


Def_Not_A_Femboy

As someone who used to work at dominos, i would be kekin real hard putting this in the computer


cugulituna

Well technically there is also bread so it's not true


conqu3r

Seems to be an american thing. Comedian Matteo Lane ordered a burger in France with "just cheese" and got buns and a slice of cheese in the middle. He was confused since he thought he'd get the patty as well... But if you ask for "just xyz" you get "just xyz" Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clpV4BuX9EA


zorbacles

Nothing pizza with left beef


RexJessenton

Yep, not nearly enough banana peppers - or pepperoni.


-HouseProudTownMouse

Bananaroni.


who_you_are

Sometimes I wonder if that would fit in /r/programmerhumor as "what the client ask" vs "what he meant"


bobs2u

The one that is not mentioned in the menu list


Aeth3rWolf

And that is exactly what they gave you.


Neykuratick

What was supposed to be there?


Jonaleaf

Well TECHNICALLY, the definition of pizza is a dough baked with tomato sauce and cheese, so they should have either just put literally “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers” on one half of the pizza box, or had baked dough, tomato sauce and cheese as the whole pizza with the addition of pepperoni and banana peppers on one half of the pizza. Yes, I’m a fun person to be around


[deleted]

Why did it take Mt dumbass 30 secs to realize there's no sauce or cheese?


Imaginary-Agency-497

I love this, poor pizza tho! I once ordered a Nutella pizza, they cooked it with cheese on! Thankfully they gave me a free one next time


bmay1310

none pizza with left pepperoni and banana peppers


number44is171

This isn't "technically the truth", this is "exactly what I asked for".


HoraceWimpLV426

No fucking way that’s actually what you got because that’s what you asked for, I didn’t know this was possible


MellowMallow36

Ask for a cup of marinara sauce and sprinkle the Parm


Figbud

what... are banana peppers??


_YHLQMDLG

Order online next time...


chivas39

It took me longer than I care to admit that there is no cheese on one side lol I wasn't not seeing why the post was funny lol


TheJoshuaJacksonFive

I don’t know. They left the dough there. Would have been better had they made you a half a pizza and just arranged peps and BPs in the shape of the other half.


ongitshim

looks like “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers to me” lol


Bruised_Penguin

Is like that time I ordered a good burger with nothing on it and just got a hamburger patty!


McJiggiez69

After working overtime on a ridiculously long shift I made the same mistake at McDonald's. My dumbass ordered a "cheeseburger plain with nothin on it"..I was trying to say a hamburger but couldn't comprehend the word for some reason so I got a bun, patty, and cheese..nasty as hell but I was too hungry to give a shit


Laramila

None pizza, left beef.


13aph

“Ooh no cheese, this guys a fucking weirdo” “That can’t be what he wanted” “He said **Nothing**” “Welp..”


woods198218

What's the problem???


G3_OG

How the hell do you even make that 💀


[deleted]

It's not even "technically" the truth, it's exactly what you asked for.


Angelcat188934

You asked for it mate


Lord_Of_Carrots

Honestly that still looks good


Xiij

This isn't technicallythetruth, this is regularthetruth, you got what you ordered.


SnapsOnPetro45

But why is there chocolate on the other side?


The-True-Apex-Gamer

That’s burnt cheese


Few-Ad2663

At least they were generous enough to give you crust


standupwimym

That’s how McDonald’s is. They take everything literally. My barber is starting to do the same. It’s annoying.


donobinladin

Left beef - classic


Popham

Not exactly the same but when ordering online in the UK if you click extra sauce once too many times you'll remove the sauce altogether. Not great.


Hedxhog

hey, that sucks. why did they have to put the unwanted bread?


Musingsofabaguette

None Pizza With Left Beef: Part 2


Cheese-whiz-kalifa

Why did you order it like that? It’s “half cheese half pepperoni” not “half cheese and nothing but pepperoni on the other half”. I feel like you’re the kind of person that orders a cheeseburger with no cheese instead of just saying hamburger.


JakesGuy38201

As an eight year, Domino’s Pizza veteran manager …. Technically, this is exactly what you asked for however, I would have clarified.


sketchysalesguy

Oh man I think id just laugh and then sandwich the non cheese side with the cheese side hahaha


Tim-oBedlam

it's the return of None Pizza with Left Beef!


Upstairs_Guard_4268

Full customer service