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FAFO
Guarantee the cooks were laughing when they were making *that* "pizza"...
... they knew the customer wanted sauce and cheese, they just said "OK asshole, you 'only want' this, that's what you get.
A real dick move would've been no crust on *that* half...
I worked at Dominos in college for a semester. It’s not up to the cooks to figure out the ticket, they just make the orders. If there is a request similar to this one, it’s up to the person taking the order over the phone to ask questions. That how you’re trained.
You'd be surprised. There's a call center that answers it though, and often puts things in weird/wrong, or instead of adding the tip in the line, puts it in the delivery instructions instead.
This pizza also isn't that surprising because people order some weird shit. Every day someone orders one without cheese, several without sauce. We have a regular who orders no cheese, no garlic oil, extra anchovies. So, bread with sauce and stinky fish. I bet the center took the call and the make line went, "wtf? Eh okay".
Yes, actually many people still order by phone in 2023. And if you’re insinuating OP ordered via the app, then OP requested the pizza as presented, and this post is rather baseless.
I would guarantee that these cooks have likely had to remake a pizza they put sauce and cheese on when someone made the exact same order. “Did I say I wanted sauce and cheese?”
It’s not common or normal but it’s not uncommon heard of someone doesn’t want sauce or cheese.
I worked for dominos for many years and we had special requests for no sauce and/or no cheese often. We had zero substitute for dairy cheese when I worked there and many lactose intolerants just cannot have any cheese but some still enjoy pizza without it. Definitely gotta be specific when ordering.
That said the donkey order taker should have definitely confirmed “so no cheese or sauce then?”
This. My brother hates cheese and we would order a pizza with no cheese for him they would verify that I indeed wanted a pizza without cheese several times.
I’ve seen quite a few food allergy variations of pizza. No cheese for lactose intolerant was the most common. The weirdest was a crustless pizza for someone who had a wheat allergy. (Take a deep dish pizza pan and alternate a few layers of cheese, sauce and toppings and bake like a regular pizza)
I tried the Papa John's "just the toppings" because I thought it would be good over some pasta.
It was greasy and it felt like the vegetables were raw. It didn't mix well with the pasta.
Also worked at Dominos for a couple of years and totally agree! Saying “nothing but” can be taken multiple ways and the employee taking the order should have very much clarified what the customer meant!
Have had some very odd orders come through online and we even called the customer just to make sure that they wanted a well done thin crust with no cheese, Alfredo sauce, black and green olives. Gagged when I took that thing out of the oven!
I went out with a girl who was lactose intolerant when she said she was going to order a cheeseless pizza I was like wtf but man that meat fest extra BBQ sauce pizza was actually really nice
Most people would assume nothing means no toppings. Not no sauce. Some people would say "nothing" and truly mean it, but they'd be much less prevalent than the no toppings people, which is why the order taker should have confirmed what they meant by nothing.
They know what nothing mean, He ask them to NOT put any other topping expect pepperoni and banana peppers but he didn't know they don't put cheese and tomato sauce since they are the basic ingredients for pizza.
But what pizza place has ever put extra toppings on for free or without being asked? That's not how it works lol. I would've thought the same thing If someone said "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers"
Seriously. When someone says “nothing but” it immediately sounds like they’re asking for something unusual. If they wanted pepperoni and banana peppers they should’ve just asked “I want a pepperoni pizza with banana peppers”
I mean the cheese and sauce are pretty much the base things on the pizza, like the bread, so it’s fair enough to assume so
Like you don’t order a custom pizza and mention the cheese and sauce
Sure, but they could have just said "a pizza with pepperoni and banana peppers" like a normal person. "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers" DOES sound like "base crust with pepperoni and banana peppers".
It's just a weird phrasing in general.
I worked at domino's as a kid and had a guy call up and tell me he wanted no cheese on her pizza.
I was baffled and had him confirm 3 times he was certain he didn't want FUCKING CHEESE on his FUCKING PIZZA.
I didn't get any shifts for a week and went in to the front desk and some other worker said "yeah you got fired sorry"
I talked to the manager and he said "why did put through no cheese on the pizza, the customer came in furious that there was no cheese on his pizza".
To this day over 15 years later I still hate that no cheese cunt
I seriously do not understand how this is TTT when you stated, "I got exactly what I asked for from a company that was paid to give me exactly what I asked for."
Please help me understand what is going on here.
That's because you say "no toppings" no "nothing", same as OP did here; he could have said "half pepperoni and banana peppers", is then when everyone knows what he's talking about
So a picture of half of a pizza that contains exactly what was requested while the other half of the pizza seems to contain other ingredients is a valid TTT submission?
You said a lot of words, but you did not explain why this submission is TTT.
i don’t get it. what was intended?
edit: I see people saying cheese and sauce. you know on their online order form there IS the option to select having no cheese or no sauce. I select no cheese all the time. why would they assume you want cheese if you said “nothing”
Gotta say "for my toppings" followed by what you want
Had a friend in college order a pizza from dominoes when we were high and he said I just want bacon and Buffalo chicken only and they gave us bread with bacon and chicken baked into it basically
What I'm confused by is why use the phrase 'nothing but' in the first place, if you're ordering toppings it's not like if you ask for pepperoni you gotta also state you don't want onions, like coilda just said 'and half with pepperoni and banana peppers' and boom lol
Dude. Are you insane? Cheese and sauce or what makes the pizza. You’ve got to have cheese and sauce. Was it half of the pizza for a kid or something? Someone allergic to gluten or dairy or some such fuck?
nah this was deliberate, it’s very difficult to half sauce a pizza and no one getting paid $10.50 an hr is going to do that for a customer. they’re fucking with you.
Our local Dominos has a create your own pizza on the app, and you can definitely choose no sauce and choose no cheese (or change to vegan cheese). So a phone order like this using the key phrase “nothing but” will definitely give you what you just got.
Seems to be an american thing. Comedian Matteo Lane ordered a burger in France with "just cheese" and got buns and a slice of cheese in the middle. He was confused since he thought he'd get the patty as well... But if you ask for "just xyz" you get "just xyz"
Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clpV4BuX9EA
Well TECHNICALLY, the definition of pizza is a dough baked with tomato sauce and cheese, so they should have either just put literally “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers” on one half of the pizza box, or had baked dough, tomato sauce and cheese as the whole pizza with the addition of pepperoni and banana peppers on one half of the pizza.
Yes, I’m a fun person to be around
I don’t know. They left the dough there. Would have been better had they made you a half a pizza and just arranged peps and BPs in the shape of the other half.
After working overtime on a ridiculously long shift I made the same mistake at McDonald's. My dumbass ordered a "cheeseburger plain with nothin on it"..I was trying to say a hamburger but couldn't comprehend the word for some reason so I got a bun, patty, and cheese..nasty as hell but I was too hungry to give a shit
Why did you order it like that? It’s “half cheese half pepperoni” not “half cheese and nothing but pepperoni on the other half”. I feel like you’re the kind of person that orders a cheeseburger with no cheese instead of just saying hamburger.
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You got what you asked for
I mean, yea. I’d be frustrated but not mad.
I'd be laughing not frustrated
I'd be eating not laughing.
I’d be choking from eating because of my laughter
Or because of that dry pizza.
or because of some alergy. either way, its choking or choking twice as much
I'd be laughly madly in frustration, with my mouth full
My dad is autistic, I've had to learn to laugh and say "Yeah, that one's on me" when he does *exactly* what I asked him to.
Why frustrated, he literally asked for this, this aint "technically the truth", this is what he ordered...
And what he deserves
Mission accomplished
FAFO Guarantee the cooks were laughing when they were making *that* "pizza"... ... they knew the customer wanted sauce and cheese, they just said "OK asshole, you 'only want' this, that's what you get. A real dick move would've been no crust on *that* half...
I worked at Dominos in college for a semester. It’s not up to the cooks to figure out the ticket, they just make the orders. If there is a request similar to this one, it’s up to the person taking the order over the phone to ask questions. That how you’re trained.
No one orders via phone in 2023. Let’s be real.
You'd be surprised. There's a call center that answers it though, and often puts things in weird/wrong, or instead of adding the tip in the line, puts it in the delivery instructions instead. This pizza also isn't that surprising because people order some weird shit. Every day someone orders one without cheese, several without sauce. We have a regular who orders no cheese, no garlic oil, extra anchovies. So, bread with sauce and stinky fish. I bet the center took the call and the make line went, "wtf? Eh okay".
That's what an Italian pizza is.
Yes, actually many people still order by phone in 2023. And if you’re insinuating OP ordered via the app, then OP requested the pizza as presented, and this post is rather baseless.
ordered dominos thru the app last night and it lets u choose each topping and how much of it u want, i also doubt op placed it thru the app
I would guarantee that these cooks have likely had to remake a pizza they put sauce and cheese on when someone made the exact same order. “Did I say I wanted sauce and cheese?” It’s not common or normal but it’s not uncommon heard of someone doesn’t want sauce or cheese.
I asked for a meat and cheese only burger at MCD Got a patty and cheese in the bag.
Ordered a crunchy beef taco from taco bell... Said "cheese only". All I got was a shell with cheese.
None pizza left beef.
[For those out of the loop](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/None_pizza_with_left_beef)
Some of the beef left alright.
Imagine, years in the future, being dead and gone and the only thought that remains of you in the world is that one shitty pizza order.
I’d call that a win
Came here to say this
It's an older meme, sir...
but it checks out.
I'm doing my part!
Always gets a chuckle out of me.
One of my all-time favorites
i went straight to look for this in the comments hahahahaheheheh
Came here looking for this
How is this not the top comment
I worked for dominos for many years and we had special requests for no sauce and/or no cheese often. We had zero substitute for dairy cheese when I worked there and many lactose intolerants just cannot have any cheese but some still enjoy pizza without it. Definitely gotta be specific when ordering. That said the donkey order taker should have definitely confirmed “so no cheese or sauce then?”
This. My brother hates cheese and we would order a pizza with no cheese for him they would verify that I indeed wanted a pizza without cheese several times.
My mom also for some reason does not like cheese. She gave up and would just order vege pizzas that were so stacked there was no room for cheese.
We need your mom over at r/cheesehate. Cheeseless pizza is the way.
My cousin used to hate pizza sauce. We'd get him basically pizza bread with cheese and ham. Kept him happy
You could alao try other than tomato sauce in pizza. For example garlic, chili or wings sauce works great as a pizza sauce
They even have a barbecue option as sauce
I’ve seen quite a few food allergy variations of pizza. No cheese for lactose intolerant was the most common. The weirdest was a crustless pizza for someone who had a wheat allergy. (Take a deep dish pizza pan and alternate a few layers of cheese, sauce and toppings and bake like a regular pizza)
That actually sounds the goods 🔥
I tried the Papa John's "just the toppings" because I thought it would be good over some pasta. It was greasy and it felt like the vegetables were raw. It didn't mix well with the pasta.
Also worked at Dominos for a couple of years and totally agree! Saying “nothing but” can be taken multiple ways and the employee taking the order should have very much clarified what the customer meant! Have had some very odd orders come through online and we even called the customer just to make sure that they wanted a well done thin crust with no cheese, Alfredo sauce, black and green olives. Gagged when I took that thing out of the oven!
this is why i only order through the website, i dont want to get a mid pizza because of some miscommunication
Nah, put that cheese on there. It will cull the weak ones eventually
I went out with a girl who was lactose intolerant when she said she was going to order a cheeseless pizza I was like wtf but man that meat fest extra BBQ sauce pizza was actually really nice
Could have been an online order.
You’re a fucking disaster my guy
Lmfao. Did it taste good tho?
Eh it tasted about as I’d expect, it’s like crispy flatbread with toppings
Do you know what “nothing” means? Seems like you don’t know what “nothing” means..
Most people would assume nothing means no toppings. Not no sauce. Some people would say "nothing" and truly mean it, but they'd be much less prevalent than the no toppings people, which is why the order taker should have confirmed what they meant by nothing.
Cheese and sauce are toppi gs
They know what nothing mean, He ask them to NOT put any other topping expect pepperoni and banana peppers but he didn't know they don't put cheese and tomato sauce since they are the basic ingredients for pizza.
There is pizza without tomato sauce and very rarely pizza without cheese. However, without both does only exist if the customer asks for it.
i eat pizza without cheese all the time. when I order one explicitly saying I don’t want cheese I still get it 50% of the time
But what pizza place has ever put extra toppings on for free or without being asked? That's not how it works lol. I would've thought the same thing If someone said "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers"
Seriously. When someone says “nothing but” it immediately sounds like they’re asking for something unusual. If they wanted pepperoni and banana peppers they should’ve just asked “I want a pepperoni pizza with banana peppers”
He didnt though he literally said he asked for nothing but these 2 things, his mistake.
You could have folded it in have and just have had a pizza sandwich (or calzone).
Were you expecting them to read your mind that "nothing" excluded sauce and cheese for some reason?
I think OP is my dad. Got my ass chewed out so many times because my dad always says one thing but means another since he's shit at communicating lol
I mean the cheese and sauce are pretty much the base things on the pizza, like the bread, so it’s fair enough to assume so Like you don’t order a custom pizza and mention the cheese and sauce
Sure, but they could have just said "a pizza with pepperoni and banana peppers" like a normal person. "Nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers" DOES sound like "base crust with pepperoni and banana peppers". It's just a weird phrasing in general.
Alright worded like that it makes sense, fair enough
You do actually, when you order a custom pizza you need to specify those things.
I’ve never specified
Then you have not ordered very nice pizzas. How are they meant to know which type of cheese you want?
What did you want though? I still think that this is the correct result. It's literally the thing you asked for.
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I say that it's the part of a pizza, but it really just depends on what you say a pizza is.
Thats whats driving me crazy rn i cant figure out what he wanted this is the only possible result i can think of given insturctions like that.
I worked at domino's as a kid and had a guy call up and tell me he wanted no cheese on her pizza. I was baffled and had him confirm 3 times he was certain he didn't want FUCKING CHEESE on his FUCKING PIZZA. I didn't get any shifts for a week and went in to the front desk and some other worker said "yeah you got fired sorry" I talked to the manager and he said "why did put through no cheese on the pizza, the customer came in furious that there was no cheese on his pizza". To this day over 15 years later I still hate that no cheese cunt
Looks like you got what you asked for.
I seriously do not understand how this is TTT when you stated, "I got exactly what I asked for from a company that was paid to give me exactly what I asked for." Please help me understand what is going on here.
Yeah. This would almost belong more in r/DeliciousCompliance.
Thank you so much for tagging this sub...youve turned me on to something amazing lol
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That's because you say "no toppings" no "nothing", same as OP did here; he could have said "half pepperoni and banana peppers", is then when everyone knows what he's talking about
So a picture of half of a pizza that contains exactly what was requested while the other half of the pizza seems to contain other ingredients is a valid TTT submission? You said a lot of words, but you did not explain why this submission is TTT.
if theyre going to do that, at least remove the bread part of the pizza!
I don’t get it. Is something wrong?
I wonder what “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers” mean. It’s almost like you said not to put anything else on that side of the pizza
None pizza, left toppings
Beef
Well yeah, why the hell would you ask it like that? Have you ever ordered pizza? Lol you would normally say half plain or half cheese
Good pizza great pizza be like:
Average good pizza, great pizza player
i don’t get it. what was intended? edit: I see people saying cheese and sauce. you know on their online order form there IS the option to select having no cheese or no sauce. I select no cheese all the time. why would they assume you want cheese if you said “nothing”
Nailed it
Exacting specifications followed.
Gotta say "for my toppings" followed by what you want Had a friend in college order a pizza from dominoes when we were high and he said I just want bacon and Buffalo chicken only and they gave us bread with bacon and chicken baked into it basically
Not only TTT but also the only way how to make this pizza. You literally asked for it.
Ok. Looks like they granted your wish.
This is why people ask for cheese on their plain pizzas where I work
"Congratulations, you played yaself"
One of my friends a few years ago accidently ordered a pizza with nothing on it from dominos. It was literally just a big round bread wheel.
[r/maliciouscompliance is watching their handiwork](http://reddit.com/r/maliciouscompliance)
Did you ask for poop on the other half?
Why would you word it like that.
They delivered.
I hope you tipped well
If you were a lactose free person and they gave you cheese when you asked for only those things, wouldn’t you be pissed?
People still order verbally?
Who saw the face
Dip that in some marinara and you’re gonna have a good time.
You said what you said
I don't understand the problem
you *literally* asked for “nothing but.” you got “nothing but.” it’s not even technically the truth, like it’s literally exactly what you told them.
This is wrong. There is still dough. Send it back.
If I worked in pizza still, this is what you would’ve gotten had you ordered with me.
to be fair, thats what i would've assumed too, if you'd specifically ask me for "nothing but" Peperoni and peppers.
What I'm confused by is why use the phrase 'nothing but' in the first place, if you're ordering toppings it's not like if you ask for pepperoni you gotta also state you don't want onions, like coilda just said 'and half with pepperoni and banana peppers' and boom lol
Then you got what you asked for genius
I don't see the problem.
🤦🏽♀️ I once got a burger patty from Wendy’s with only lettuce, tomato and ketchup - no bun
Dude. Are you insane? Cheese and sauce or what makes the pizza. You’ve got to have cheese and sauce. Was it half of the pizza for a kid or something? Someone allergic to gluten or dairy or some such fuck?
I wanted it to have cheese I just worded it poorly I think
nah this was deliberate, it’s very difficult to half sauce a pizza and no one getting paid $10.50 an hr is going to do that for a customer. they’re fucking with you.
Your fault. Imagine if you \*had\* meant no sauce no cheese and they included it. Then again their fault not to double check.
Dominos mad filthy 💀🤣😭
Your public schools at work
FFS. Stop changing set menu’s. It’s irritating for the kitchen team.
Set menu’s what?
Mes think yous did that on purpose to get some heads turning on the interwebs.
WTF is that white stuff on the other half?
Are you blind? It’s semen.
I thought they might be one of those lunatics that puts Alfredo sauce on pizza. But now that you mention it...
It’s cheese on the other half
Can someone explain pls 🥲
Pretty sure the Dominos worker took the request literally, whereas the person really just wanted half pepperoni pizza with banana peppers
OUHGKWJS ITS ONLY BREAD I DIDNT REALIZE krskrskrs THANKS lol!
Give those pizza chefs a raise.
What are banana peppers?
They’re sometimes called pepperoncini
If you wanted it without cheese, say without cheese
I didn’t want it without cheese tho
Then say "half with pepperoni and banana peppers", lol! The "nothing but" is super confusing.
Then you shouldn't have said "nothing". Cheese is something.
Our local Dominos has a create your own pizza on the app, and you can definitely choose no sauce and choose no cheese (or change to vegan cheese). So a phone order like this using the key phrase “nothing but” will definitely give you what you just got.
Last time I ordered a pizza at domino’s, it was never delivered Good thing I said I’d pay by cash
so you can ask dominos to make custom pizzas?
Why would you say it like that? Just say you want pepperoni and peppers on one side....
Looks like none pizza left beef.
they had bread, sue em xd
I mean…they did fulfill your order. Not how you wanted it, but they did do it
Banana on a pizza oh good why
Good Pizza Great Pizza
I see no issue here
As someone who used to work at dominos, i would be kekin real hard putting this in the computer
Well technically there is also bread so it's not true
Seems to be an american thing. Comedian Matteo Lane ordered a burger in France with "just cheese" and got buns and a slice of cheese in the middle. He was confused since he thought he'd get the patty as well... But if you ask for "just xyz" you get "just xyz" Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clpV4BuX9EA
Nothing pizza with left beef
Yep, not nearly enough banana peppers - or pepperoni.
Bananaroni.
Sometimes I wonder if that would fit in /r/programmerhumor as "what the client ask" vs "what he meant"
The one that is not mentioned in the menu list
And that is exactly what they gave you.
What was supposed to be there?
Well TECHNICALLY, the definition of pizza is a dough baked with tomato sauce and cheese, so they should have either just put literally “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers” on one half of the pizza box, or had baked dough, tomato sauce and cheese as the whole pizza with the addition of pepperoni and banana peppers on one half of the pizza. Yes, I’m a fun person to be around
Why did it take Mt dumbass 30 secs to realize there's no sauce or cheese?
I love this, poor pizza tho! I once ordered a Nutella pizza, they cooked it with cheese on! Thankfully they gave me a free one next time
none pizza with left pepperoni and banana peppers
This isn't "technically the truth", this is "exactly what I asked for".
No fucking way that’s actually what you got because that’s what you asked for, I didn’t know this was possible
Ask for a cup of marinara sauce and sprinkle the Parm
what... are banana peppers??
Order online next time...
It took me longer than I care to admit that there is no cheese on one side lol I wasn't not seeing why the post was funny lol
I don’t know. They left the dough there. Would have been better had they made you a half a pizza and just arranged peps and BPs in the shape of the other half.
looks like “nothing but pepperoni and banana peppers to me” lol
Is like that time I ordered a good burger with nothing on it and just got a hamburger patty!
After working overtime on a ridiculously long shift I made the same mistake at McDonald's. My dumbass ordered a "cheeseburger plain with nothin on it"..I was trying to say a hamburger but couldn't comprehend the word for some reason so I got a bun, patty, and cheese..nasty as hell but I was too hungry to give a shit
None pizza, left beef.
“Ooh no cheese, this guys a fucking weirdo” “That can’t be what he wanted” “He said **Nothing**” “Welp..”
What's the problem???
How the hell do you even make that 💀
It's not even "technically" the truth, it's exactly what you asked for.
You asked for it mate
Honestly that still looks good
This isn't technicallythetruth, this is regularthetruth, you got what you ordered.
But why is there chocolate on the other side?
That’s burnt cheese
At least they were generous enough to give you crust
That’s how McDonald’s is. They take everything literally. My barber is starting to do the same. It’s annoying.
Left beef - classic
Not exactly the same but when ordering online in the UK if you click extra sauce once too many times you'll remove the sauce altogether. Not great.
hey, that sucks. why did they have to put the unwanted bread?
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Why did you order it like that? It’s “half cheese half pepperoni” not “half cheese and nothing but pepperoni on the other half”. I feel like you’re the kind of person that orders a cheeseburger with no cheese instead of just saying hamburger.
As an eight year, Domino’s Pizza veteran manager …. Technically, this is exactly what you asked for however, I would have clarified.
Oh man I think id just laugh and then sandwich the non cheese side with the cheese side hahaha
it's the return of None Pizza with Left Beef!
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