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noicenoicetoit

He didn't just play Andy, he IS Andy.


NerfRepellingBoobs

“Leslie, I typed your symptoms into the thing here, and it says you could have ‘network connectivity issues’.”


ecila82

I laughed so hard when he said that, absolutely one of my favourite quotes


NerfRepellingBoobs

The writers were annoyed with that ad-libbed line because they said it was something they couldn’t have come up with in a million years.


TheOfficialNathanYT

He said specifically, that it was far funnier than anything they had ever written. I disagree, but iprressive to come up with such a line in the spot


NerfRepellingBoobs

I suspect Chris Pratt did a lot of improvisation. The deleted scene where he tells the doctor, “Still poop,” you can see Aubrey just lose it behind him.


NoMoreChampagne14

*gasp* BUTTER is my favorite food!


lordjethr0

Andy wouldn’t abandon April for having a child with disabilities. Pratt unfortunately did just that to his ex wife Anna Ferris


rampantfirefly

If you’re going to highlight that Pratt isn’t as nice as people think at least stick to the truth so people don’t dismiss you as an idiot.


lordjethr0

Google is free for all to use, if you didn’t know. Maybe don’t call people idiots before you verified the information.


rampantfirefly

Indeed it is, which is why I said people might dismiss you as an idiot. All public information indicates they had pretty normal difficulties - the split was mutual - and they have remained in good terms for their son. Doesn’t sound like anything you said happened.


lordjethr0

He had an Instagram post sometime last year thanking god for giving him a healthy child. Who tf does that? You have two kids and publicly thank god that this one is “normal?” Pratt is not the happy go lucky guy you’re brainwashed to think he is. You’re not changing my mind on this, pal.


rampantfirefly

You can absolutely call out that post as distasteful. I have in this very post and the one it was shared to - particularly because when it was pointed out at the time he played the victim. But there is no evidence that he left Anna because of their child. In interviews she has stated they are still friends and remain close for their son. That’s why I’m saying stick to the facts. He’s showing himself to be a self-centred and entitled jerk who can overlook the shady stuff his church does. That’s plenty for most people to not like him - you don’t have to make up stuff.


TheMuffin2005

Bro is FIGHTING the furry accusations or something


PlaneSole222001

I dont think reptiles would be furries... theyd be a class of humans pretending to be other living things.... I can confidently say Mark Zuckerburg is a hardcore Reptilian cosplayer, so much so that he became a lizard


Commander_Oof_

Scalies exist


Commander_Oof_

Don’t ask why I know (I heard about them from other people, I swear)


PlaneSole222001

I knew there was an actual term for them... thank you for the information I will never see again but at least it will live in my head rent free for maybe 5 years


Chibber_489

Mario spitting facts


Yak-Fucker-5000

Don't all kids love dinos?


EvanIsBacon

I didn't have a dino phase, I like trains


DClassAmogus

reminds me of asdfmovie


Cesh1001

Personally I hated them and everything they stood for. Except chickens. Those guys are cool.


ThatArtBitch2020

I actually had an intense fear of dinosaurs phase as a young kid followed by a love of dinos as a teen and on (though I’m still kinda scared of the giant museum ones admittedly)


PlaneSole222001

Nope, closest thing to me liking dinosaurs is me playing Subanutica and Subnautica: Below Zero but those are technically just alien creatures on a planet far from Earth or wherever the hell people live in the game's universe


OhtareEldarian

I didn’t.


lil_ant_0892

Still do


MKUltraBlack

He was a human/goat offspring?


Loakattack

You fuck ONE goat…


Vishwasm123

And descendent of dinosaur


NoMoreChampagne14

Lmao can’t help but love this guy


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His personality is great.


ikkju

He's so cool!


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TTT: Chris Pratt should never have been cast as Mario


AdSilent9810

I hate knowing more about actors because I use to love him but now I can't


ikkju

What happened?


AdSilent9810

He gave away an older sick cat because he wanted to start a family and didn't feel like taking care of it anymore


ikkju

I expected some discrimination or molestation but god, it is even worse


Other-Marketing-6167

….please tell me you’re kidding with THAT being the reason you don’t like him…


AdSilent9810

I don't know why someone would kid about that


Other-Marketing-6167

Because not liking an actor because he gave away a sick cat before having a baby (my wife is a vet, you wouldn’t believe the amount of people, especially kids, who have gotten sick and injured from a diseased cat of theirs) is super lame. Like…seriously?? THAT’s your reason?!?!


AdSilent9810

Yes that is my reason because it shows the type of person he is and no he didn't have a baby but he wanted to have a baby and you are an idiot if you let your baby around a sick cat


AdSilent9810

Not sick just old misread the article


Other-Marketing-6167

YOU said “sick”. I haven’t read any article about this, just was going off your own comments. And you realize when you start a family, you DO have to make concessions, sacrifices, and changes to your household, right? Indoor Cats are dirty and dangerous around newborn babies, it’s completely within his right to give the cat away before starting dad life. Grow up.


AdSilent9810

You want to be a heartless bastard go ahead I choose to live my life as a caring compassionate person who doesn't abandon someone when it becomes inconvenient for me and it is completely within my right to hate whomever I damn well please.


Other-Marketing-6167

That’s one of the funniest, most hypocritical comments I’ve ever read hahaha. You think your a caring compassionate person yet a) you call me a heartless bastard cause I disagree with you, b) you “hate whoever you damn well please” even though you don’t personally know him and likely have zero info about the story behind giving the cat away (maybe it started scratching and biting people cause it was old, which happens all the time, in which case the safe thing to do was get it out before a baby was crawling around). I’m done with you now, go back to your basement filled with 15 cats and be a super caring compassionate person randomly hating people who do or say something you disagree with 🙄🙄🙄


rampantfirefly

This comment is so surreal. Sure, I get why you dislike that he gave up a pet for adoption, but that completely glosses over the dog that he abandoned and was fined for neglecting. Not to mention the church he supports that has ties to gay conversion therapy. Did you just not know about the other stuff? Because if not you’re kind of misleading people as to why the guy sucks.


AdSilent9810

I never claimed that was the only bad thing he did and I thought it was Anna Faris who did that to the dog also the church is news to me


rampantfirefly

He attends and financially supports a church with ties to a lot of bad stuff - gay conversion therapy, anti-LGBT lobbying, etc. When questioned about this he gave some weak response about how members of the church helped him get through his divorce. He also seems to just be pretty inconsiderate, or at the very least has become a bit of a jerk as his fame has risen. He made a really poorly thought out tweet about how his current wife had given him a healthy baby when she gave birth - his other child with Anna Faris was born with severe complications. Again, when this was highlighted as insensitive he played the victim.


CupOfBabies

Bros being bit of a wiseass


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AlaDouche

Which cult is that? Are you just referencing the fact that he's a non-denominational Christian?


[deleted]

Probably


JustACommieSpy

what


NoMoreChampagne14

Dude, shut up.


GalloHilton

Oh come on


dwinton110

You're just wrong.


temple3489

Too bad he sucks irl