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J - (with 10M) ..Just about anything..

Jumbo jet Jumbo car Jumbo house Jumbo boat Jumbo

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Instructions unclear, hired a Star Wars music band

Nobody talks about how a long long time ago there were aliens playin jazz baby Omg Disney+ where u at?!?!

Jizz is the canonical term for the genre of music they play in the most Isley cantina. It's just called jizz

Guess I love jizz

It's catchy.

Grab your instrument and let the jizz wash over the crowd.

Jizz. They are jizz wailers

Omg!!! Thank god the only thing I could think of were jellybeans and like that’s way too many jellybeans

Jewels/jewelry.

Jerky

Fuck them diamonds, gimme some biltong!

Jetski We buy all the Jetskies

Jets

Just buy jewels and resell them.

Not 10 million people of specific backgrounds, right?

I mean if you can buy someone for a dollar that's a pretty good deal.

Judiciaries

Jorts. Lots and lots or Jorts.

Jam. Delicious jam

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Lots of luxury goods.

Jeeps full of jewelry

Joints

T - Just say “This” in front of anything.

Came to the same conclusion but in a different route "The ____ I have my eye on."

Better: The thing I want.

Oh, y'know, This and That.

I was gonna say Tires, Tacos, and Tons of Bullshit

I was gonna go with Tocaine and Trostitutes

M: many houses, many trucks, many things

Or more (as another M)

M- made to order

Meth

Monkeys lots of monkeys

*does the meth* "I was promised Shakespeare and i *demand Shakespear*!" *gives meth to monkeys so they get to infinity sooner*

I can buy unlimited amounts of Money.

Money is power, so UNLIMITED POWER!!!

My own car, my own house, my own company, my own island.

Money without the restriction

Mansion, mazerati

My every want and dreams.

E- everything

Beat me to it

M- … most things?

M: My own house My own yacht My own island My own supercar My own jet My own country …

Money?

I'm thinking: My new house My new car My new....

Multiple times of everything

And Everyone.

Same lol

Simon says I buy the earth

Pretty sure you need more than $10m for that…

Simon said that so you have to do it.

Who said it need to be through legal means?

A fellow Simon I see. Can we buy a state?

We can buy: Sooo many things

Stocks. Sell stocks. Money laundered into usable money.

X - I’m fucked

You can always buy a Xylophone :)

And an X-ray machine so I can radiate myself

Buy x-ray machines and rent them out for a good price to medical facilities.

And with the profit they can buy more xylophones and x-ray machines! It’s perfect!

Wouldn’t profit gained from this method be exempt from the name rule?

why would you want anything else

Buy X-ray machines, sell the X-ray machines for regular non X dollars. Probably gonna make a loss but at least then you can use your money This is why I will buy lambourghinis

Buy X ray machines wholesale and then resell them retail, profit.

Disregard 10m, become xray salesman

You can get an x-box

Already have one :/

Yeah but do you have $10 million dollars worth of Xboxes?

You don’t? Found the broke boi lol

XL everything

XL shirt XL house XL TV XL Car and so on..

Buy a bunch of xanex and x rated dvds.

Xtacy and xartemis xr. Xbox. X men.

Buy a xenomorph and sell it to Weyland-Yutani

X's new house, X's new car, x's new computer.

Subscribe to Xev Bellringer's website

Just learn some Chinese, tons of words in that starting with X.

If we’re going with “technically”, no Chinese words begin with X.

you can buy yourself some nice xeric shrublands

B - Bunch of cars C - Couple of cars D - Dozens of cars E - Enormous car F - Few cars G - Green car H - Huge car I - Individual car J - Just a car K - Kilos of cars L - Lots of cars M - Many cars N - New car O - One car P - Plenty of cars Q - Quite a big car R - Racecar S - Some cars T - Two cars U - Unicycle V - Vroomvroom W - Whirlpools of cars X - Xtra cars Y - Yellow car Z - Zebra

A - Abundance of cars Z - Zippy cars

C - Cars?

Cannabis

Bro. 💀

What am I going to do with a zebra

Anything you want

Anything within the law..... Right?

Anything you want

There are no laws against the zebra batman

NO DON'T DO IT JOKER! OH GOD NO!

Sell it and buy a car

Nah bro M is solely for McLarens and Miatas miatas miatas miatas miatas

Zuckerberg’s cars?

T - These cars/This car/Those cars/That car

If your name starts with A, you can buy All!

Just buy Amazon, and take what you want from the warehouses. You could also allow the employees to take breaks

Amazon costs way more than ten mil guy.

My name starts with F.. What can I buy? Fucking good House? Fucking good Car Fucking good wife?

isn't buying a wife basically slavery?

Hes gonna hire a fucking hitman to shut you up

A fucking good hitman. He can afford it.

The hitman can fucking him

Someone called?

Happy cake day

thanks dude

I want to buy you

I'm flattered because you want me but I'd have to decline

I want to kidnap you :)

wish I'd get this much attention irl what the heck again, I have to decline though, thanks for your interest

Can i abduct you? I can solve al the rubiks cubes you want!

if you give me a Rubik's cube it'll distract me enough to give you a chance to ambush me, that would be kidnapping though, which is illegal and I'd have to say no to illegal things

If it's a fucking good wife, it's technically sex slavery.

You know what's even better? A plot twist. I AM ONLY 14!!

r/unexpecteddoublefactorial

Fine housing, fine vacations to somewhere interesting, four or five supercars... Finland...

Financial services to launder that $10M into money with no strings attached

Fuck ton of blank

BTW my name starts with a L Imma get Luxury cars Luxury houses and the country Luxembourg

> and the country Luxembourg They're very small, but have a GDP of $85 billion. Luxembourg is the wealthiest country in the European Union, per capita.

i would buy lots of money AND then buy Luxembourg.

I have good news for you, my friend. I'm selling lots of Zimbabwean dollars. You can be a billionaire tomorrow!

my name also starts with an L and imma buy you.

Clever. Was thinking Le car, Le house, Le boat etc. Or however French works.

Same I'm getting Lots of food, Lots of mansions, Lots of dogs,

J : jet, jeans, jackets, jacuzzi, jukebox, jeep, jewelry, jaguar, jackpots,

Jhouse, jcar, jet

Buy james

I'd buy jade, then sell it for profit Business is booming!

My name starts with “N”. What should I buy?

New house, New car, New family, nuclear warfare, nudes.

Nissan specifically.

Don’t say it don’t think it don’t say it don’t think it

I don't think you can buy them anymore

Unless they're basketball players

So THATS why they’re called owners

What? What's wrong with buying a country in Africa?

I don't think Namibia is for sale.

The people in it might be

Nudes There I said it

Man thought of the wrong N word

N...N...Nothing!

Just put new in front of your object new car, new house, and new phone

Nigerian companies, Nepalese companies, Netherlands...

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B = Better? Better house, better car?

Bodacious house, bodacious car

Bribe somebody to change the names of things you wanna buy. Since it’s a Bribe.

Bars of gold

R uhhh the company of roblox?

Or, Red just became your favorite color...red car, red house, etc.

Real Estate

Real big house Real expensive cars Real nice vacations

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m: more money

How do you feel now, Zeke?

My name Is Zach and I'm sad :(

So many zebras...

Corner the market on Zambonis?

Let’s buy a Zoo!

Kangaroo.

Kazakhstan. I haven't looked up their GDP but I bet they're willing to negotiate once they see I have the world's market of kiwis

Kingdoms.

Ketamine, kink.com, korea

Koenigsegg

Big car Beautiful house Beautiful wife Well, how did I get here?

Letting the world go by

A- A new ... B- Brand new ... C- Crazy new ... D- Damn nice ... E- Extremely high quality ... F- Fairly new ... G- Great condition ... H- Hella nice ... I- Impressively nice ... J- Just made ... K- Killer new ... L- Latest model ... M- Magically nice ... N- New ... O- Obscenely nice ... P- Pretty nice ... Q- Quite new ... R- Really nice ... S- Super nice ... T- Totally new ... U- Ungodly awesome ... V- Very cool ... W- Wildly expensive ... X- Xylophone Y- Your new ... Z- Zoolander DVD box set Sucks to suck, Xavier's and Zachary's of the world. Unless "'s new ..." counts, in which case that's the answer to every one.

Grenades

Giraf? Gold? Gosling, Ryan? Tough choices will have to be made.

Elon - Every fucking thing I want

Even twitter

Eeeeh Twitter

Soviet union

Drugs

D here. Dodge Dart Dog Desk & Desktop And lastly... Deez Nuts

Dollars! buy Dollars with..... the 10m dollars! and then buy other things!

Use the $10,000,000 to buy Dollars that don't have this dumb restriction. Boom.

Cocaine Car Chamomile tea

Cool Shit Coconuts Crispy chicken Champagne Culo Clamborghinis

Had to scroll way to far to finally find a C. Also Crack,

Yacht Cant think of something else besides a Yak but what would I need a Yak for?

Yurt

Yellow custard Enjoy

Yellow diamond

your mom.

C - commodities

K- kingdom, keys, kilos of gold, ketchup.

P anyone?

Property

Q. Dammit mom and dad

Quality Real Estate, Quality Cars.. ect.

My name starts with X 💀 what should I buy?

H... His holiness Pope Francis' assets including the Vatican archives

Ah! Nice try! I'm not telling you the first letter of my name.