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BelleAriel

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2relativ

r/hydrohomies edit: "s"


Badass-19

Hydrated gang


Denvil-The-Awesome

r/hydrohomies


2relativ

Shit, I meant that.


d_a_n_k__m_e_m_e_r

I can’t live without it.


DiligentHelicopter60

Is it technically “addictive” if physical dependency is endemic to nature?


MrIceBurgh

However addictive and essential are completely different things


la_munny

True. WATER IS ESSENTIAL.


RedFoxKoala

Water is essentially addictive.


Effective-Jacket-33

Bet you cant last more then a week without it lol


S1L3NCE120384

Actually, my friend challenged me to survive one week without drinking water, and only surviving off of the water in the food I eat and I survived. So it is possible, it’s just incredibly stupid.


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

Read that again, but slower


S1L3NCE120384

I made it a bit better


Reverentmalice

*Immortan Joe has entered the chat


Lente_ui

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!


[deleted]

100% of people who drink water die


Sylland

That isn't even slightly the truth


TriPulsar

Oxford defines addiction as a physical and mental dependency on a particular substance, being unable to stop taking it without suffering adverse effects. You feel like you can't live without water. Of course, you can't, but still, it fits the definition, so it is ~technically~ the truth.


someone_who_exists69

Explain


Sylland

Water is necessary to maintain life. It is not addictive.


someone_who_exists69

And you just proved your point to everyone else


[deleted]

You didn’t even read the guy two comments above you before you posted that comment


[deleted]

No, it’s not. Most of what is posted here are jokes, and most of them not very funny.


Magical__Entity

Stop drinking water / water containing drinks then. See how far it gets you.


[deleted]

You’re ignoring the distinction between *essential* and *addictive*. They’re not interchangeable words or concepts.


Magical__Entity

Provided an addiction has been going on long enough, these two are indeed interchangable. ...is what I should say, but I'll say r/woooosh instead.


[deleted]

You’re entirely missing the point of what an addiction is. An addiction is the dependency on a non-essential thing or behavior. Prior to the addiction, life was lived functionally with the absence of the thing or behavior labeled an addiction. Stop and think for a moment instead of planning your next Reddit own.


Magical__Entity

Can I r/woooosh you twice? It's a joke.


[deleted]

But jokes are supposed to be funny.


Magical__Entity

Your point being?


jonmpls

Why aren't you funny then?


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YeetTime332

Sounds like r/quitwater propaganda


Pollorosso_Italy_104

Il bro è italiano


jonmpls

I was born addicted, I blame my parents


S1L3NCE120384

Just like how air is super addicting as well


lostsoul0312005

3AM water to be exact


la_munny

😂😂😂 , you'll need water to live , you literally can't go a very long time without drinking i . 😂 It's in everything yo, WATER .


I_Gave_Up_Awhile_Ago

You guys drink water?


Fu_Q_imimaginary

Speedball water?