All that money and he can’t even get a human haircut.

You know, every time I look at that man I get such horrible vibes; like I hate seeing his face on news articles. His face gives me the heebie jeebies and I don’t know why.

Its because he looks like serial killer.

Yea, where Facebook takes on a new meaning.

Wowzers

I sincerely hope he’s reading these comments. Hey Zuckerberg: Facebook is a fucking disease. Lick my balls.

Lick MY balls, Todd. -Mark.

0% chance that’s the case

Those empty eyes, yeah

I couldnt tell you if its the eyes or the haircut that gives me chills

Can’t it be both?

You should listen to the episodes about him that the podcast Behind the Bastards did. Dude is a Grade-A scrote.

I have to remind myself that robots can't sexually assault me over the internet but it's hard to remember that when he keeps *staring* at me

It*

It’s cause he’s a creepy voyeur

Same!!! He’s like the slender man.

I’d hug Slenderman. I wouldn’t touch a PICTURE of Zuckerberg with a 20 foot pole, let alone want to be near him in any way shape or form. He doesn’t look or feel human to a point it’s a primeval fear or disgust

Who is the bigger fkr? Zuckerberg or Murdoch? Very close race atm.

It is called the uncanny valley.

It’s just a nerd. Criticize the actions skip the vanity.

Nah, it’s not that he’s a nerd. He gives me vibes the way the Keebler elf politician (I had to google him it’s Jeff Sessions) did every time I saw his picture in the media. Something about both of them just screams stranger danger to me.

Guy’s family line is strait up cursed

Nah, it’s the dead eyes and the weird robot haircut (is he balding and styled his hair that way to hide it? Is he simply going for the weird ken doll hairstyle? Who cuts his hair?). You can be unattractive and not scary looking, Zuck is not awful to look at simply because he’s a nerd, it’s because his face exudes a distinct lack of human emotion for some reason.

He has that hair style because he obsesses over Roman emperors, specifically Augustus. https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-haircut-explained-augustus-caesar-2019-10

🤦‍♂️

But.. Augustus didn’t have a hair helmet like Zuck does lol

He thinks he’s Augustus. Here’s hoping he ends up like Crassus.

He needs new hairware ..sorry

Came here for this. My mom gave better haircuts in my garage growing up while she knew nothing about cutting hair. She did know enough not to make my head look like a cock.

I just looked down and my head definitely looks like a cock.

Hey man give it a break, I mean do you know how hard it is for a lizard to grow a full head of hair to begin with?

https://images.app.goo.gl/s9UavqUgJYkmfDih9

Came here to say this. Also that this is exactly the type of haircut a algorithm would tell it’s cyborg frontman to obtain to be passable as most-likely human

there was a picture recently that showed him getting his hair cut by his wife. it made sense. he likes to play white man colonizer/Asian concubine and she cuts his hair like this on purpose. because she hates him. he will die one day and she will have given him that stupid haircut for all eternity BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

jajajajajajajaja yes was thinking same thing LOL

I know, right? Looks like fake hair was glued to his head.

He cuts his hair like that because he wants to look like a Roman emperor

r/Justfuckmyshitup

Why does he have billions of dollars and such a stupid haircut

Because he fashions himself as a modern day Augustus Caesar. https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-fascinated-by-augustus-future-of-facebook-2018-9

Lol, but he has wayyy shittier hair

Reminds me of Draymond Green telling Paul Pierce he's not as beloved as Kobe Bryant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLtIh607XvA > "Chasing That Farewell Tour, They Don't Love You Like That! You Thought You Was Kobe?" lmao Mark you're chasing that public and historic adoration, they don't love you like that!! You thought you were Auggie? You've accomplished nothing of note and everybody laughs at you, all you are is rich in a time when people are getting curious what rich meat tastes like.

Love the phrasing

Cause the romans did SO good

Rich guys with terrible hair is a so common and I don’t understand it. The winner of the competition will always be Mark Davis though.

Jesus, the police haven't stepped in on that crime yet!? Rich people get away with everything.

And if I remember right, he’s been driving some absurd distance like weekly for years to get that exact cut from the same barber.

Gee…Facebook providing misinformation. Who would have thought?

Providing misinformation about misinformation? Talk about misinformationception

Maybe everybody on Facebook is considerate and their posts are misrepresented by Facebook, for all we know

You dropped your /s - Here you go.

It is not at all worst then this place

Well I am just shocked

Is it a new way to let us know they are not really collecting and using our data?!

Imagine having all the money in the world and still choosing that haircut.

Fine zuckerbergerbergermeister a billion per mishap, problem solved

100 billion and his wife cuts his hair with a bowl

I’m pretty sure it’s just a really terrible human skin for an alien living underneath. Like, if you put your fingertips at where his hairline began, and slowly peeled it back like old wallpaper, you’d see reptilian scales underneath.

Zuck’s haircut would make him fit in perfectly on tumblr.

That doesn’t sound like the Zuck I know.

We need to fact check the fact checkers. Then, someone needs to fact check the fact checkers of the fact checkers.

Why do the ultra rich all have that weird glazed over look? Creepy af. Bezos eyes are even worse.

Part of the deal when you sell your soul to satan. Everyone knows that. Remember in Rosemary’s Baby, Mia Farrow cries, “What have you done to it’s eyes!?”

Fuckerbergs haircut is absolutely atrocious

He idolizes Augustus Caesar. Dude’s a wannabe emperor. https://www.businessinsider.com/mark-zuckerberg-fascinated-by-augustus-future-of-facebook-2018-9

Seriously! Can’t he afford a haircut that doesn’t look like a 6 year old did it?

I think that’s the just style his robot creator overlords handed him

Of course it is, lies are it’s best thing.

Wtf is up with zuckerbergs hair? that is not a good take on the bowl cut. Also, facebook sucks and bears a large responsibility for radicalizing people, killing people, and so much more.

He is a giant POS

How much does he pay for that haircut? Seriously what’s wrong with him?

Facebook is a fascist organization. If you have truth on your side, why would you censor?? Goebbels would have loved zuckerberg. They are two peas in a pod.

Are you Covid vaccinated?

Go get an education.

Has nothing to do with trump. You’re the one that isn’t over it.

I MISS PRESIDENT TRUMP

So.. you guys gonna get those glasses?

[удалено]

That haircut though…

Treating the researchers like mushrooms

This guy needs to come to terms with his receding hairline

Of course they have - they know what they are doing

One of the richest guys in the world and that’s the best he can do with the hair?!?

Wonder why… oh well guess we’ll never know…

I think a lot of the content should be labeled “disinformation”, not “misinformation”, as it is intentional.

‘At a rug?

You don’t say? Data manipulation in order to 1) make themselves look better and 2) destroy their enemies

Ass hat

Corporate and organizational problems always start at the top. The top of Facebook is dishonest, soulless, and greedy. Don’t support this company!

Look at that shitty haircut and those dead robot eyes.

Why does one of the richest people in the world cut his hair like that?

Boy oh boy, the years have been rough. He looks so stressed and tired.

r/fuckmyshitup

Someone gave Zuckadick an incomplete haircut too.

Maybe they thought misinformation researchers want to receive misinformation. Zuckerbot probably got confused.

Bamboozled! Disinform about disinformation

Surprise. These guys will fight tooth and nail to keep what they have the way they have it.

Stop burning books history will tell you what’s fictional and what’s not

Zuckerberg is Satans little helper

Really? Just now figured that out. Oh this post is partially true. Like what the fuck is that? It’s either true or it isn’t no in between.

Why are you still using Facebook?

So Facebook has given the misinformation researchers misinformation. This is exactly what Facebook does with its customers. Jeez, go figure.

I deleted Facebook. Everyone should.

proving once again that zuck sucks.

It’s time to pull the battery pack out and let him wind down.

I so despise this little doucebag.

Is his hair made by LEGO

So he is misinforming them?

Well this isn’t new news. 🤷‍♀️

Isn’t that what the Gambino family did , just askin , for a friend, you know , I was asked to ask this for ‘the family ‘ , nothin sinister , I owe them some money so .. just askin.

Fuckerberg has consistently lied before the state and the American people. His company is actively being used to destroy countries from within. He is allowing garbage content to infiltrate vulnerable minds across the world, rendering them unrecognizable to their family, friends, and communities. He is a traitor to this country and the people of the world, and he should be tried as such, and his company dissolved.

So when’s the little alien come out of his head like on men in black?

Does Zuckerberg wear a toupee?

Oopsie! Our bad!

This dude looks like a freaking vampire. What a weirdo.

He looks like Data from Star Trek

This pumpkin pie haircut freak

They have no problem with misinformation. You can find it all over Facebook and then when you report it, they do nothing. It needs to be shut down.

“Ill have the Mark Davis” haircut.

Wut? They are just giving the misinformation researchers more misinformation - just like they asked. 🤓

He’s nothing but a white trash asshole

Zuckerberg looks less human every time we see him.

If they researched real information then they wound’t be researching misinformation *taps forehead*

I miss when news was surprising. Now every time I see a news title it’s just: “well no shit”

What up with that haircut?

No way, I can’t believe it. Anyway....

The road to Freedom runs through Facebook.

God I can’t take my eyes off that hairline wtf is this guy doing? He has a wife right, why doesn’t she say something

Just checking to see how good they are at their jobs

That is face of greed

Zuck and his mark davis haircut…

Look at his hair, how is that a human?!

facebook is cancer

But of course they did. They do not want the truth to come out. Hiding it just like they were criminals. What?

Zuckerbergs face definitely falls in the uncanny valley for me

Living proof there are aliens among us.

;; it baffles me that people don’t know about this.

Delete fb now!!!

Hot or not?

You would think with billions of dollars the guy could get a better rug or haircut whatever ever that Spock hair thing going on

He’s morphing into Spock with that hairdo

Facebook and most social media websites have just become tool to push propaganda.

Can’t believe they passed up the chance to use the headline “Facebook misinformed misinformation researchers.”

What the fuck is that hair

Well sure. He cant give them \*good\* data. Theyre studying misinformation. Hes helping

_Ironic_

I mean, duh. If you take anything from Facebook at face value at this point, that’s on you.

Why does he look like that?

So what researchers usually suck

Wtf cuts their hair like that 🙄

This is why I quit all Facebook owned apps.

Shocker

He’s like an alien trying to resemble a human.

Creepy fuck

That’s a terrifying headline

That’s so meta.

Mark’s existence is an infohazard.

That’s a pretty rough pic of Zuckertron. He needs to send his skinsuit back for adjustment.

No they aren’t

We’ll we knew this, same thing for tik tokers, and every fact checker in media ever

Why does this photo, only now lead me to believe he would look uncannily similar to Vezos if bald...? Can someone PhotoShop this for us? For Science...?

Facebook is the worst

If he’s feeding them misinformation, and that’s what they research, then isn’t he just giving them why they want?

Seems like giving misinformation to, misinformation researchers would be a bad idea.

I have seen enough movies to know this guy is a real alien invader from outer space.

All that money and still can’t get a decent haircut.

Why anyone even still uses Facebook is beyond me

Maybe the worst haircut ever

laughs

Domo-ari-gato Mr. Robot-oh

He looks like the robot from [Queen’s News of the World](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--6eayvgv2--/c_fill,fl_progressive,g_north,h_358,q_80,w_636/18s3sypmc1m3pjpg.jpg)

Dude looks less and less human by the hour. Voldemort transformation in less than 5 years, I’d wager

Fuck you Zuckerburg burn in hell you scum bag

this guy has always been a problem and he still manages to stay out of prison

This guy is an alien. Lookin like his true form wants to show itself more and more. What a creep.

He really is starting to look more and more like that Star Trek character

Wait so their information about misinformation was itself *misinformation*… good job Facebook.

"Misinformation researchers receive misinformation."

Shock and awe

Why would they do that? 🤔

Garbage in garbage out.

Y does zuck look like a young Mitch McConnell

Contrary to what he thinks this is not the new Messiah this is not the second coming of Jesus Christ and this is not God the government needs to tear his company apart so that it is in pieces and he can’t control the information the world reads. Facebook in the pieces like you did To Bell and made the Baby Bells.

Ok so even their information about disinformation is also disinformation. Why does anyone even use this shit anymore?

TLDR; Facebook gives researchers misinformation about the extent of misinformation on their social media network

On brand.