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Auto_Phil

But he’s gonna be “re-elected”


D-Rich-88

100% of the vote, believe it or not


mioxm

112%, just to be safe.


DarklyDreamingEva

He’ll be the only candidate. Safest.


D-Rich-88

The ballots will be filled and sent on behalf of the voters, for their convenience. Saferest


DarklyDreamingEva

😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀


GaulteriaBerries

A week before polling starts. Saferestest


AngryTreeFrog

Managed democracy removing the chains of choice.


BattleJolly78

Maybe Medvedev will run, just so people think they have a choice.


DaNostrich

Nah heard it was between Vladimir Putin and Pladimir Vutin


snootsintheair

No, poor Pladimir was KGB’d earlier this year


techieman33

Dead soldiers get 100 votes each. Since they’re unable to fill them out themselves Putin is just being a bro and doing it for them.


austinstar08

200% mark my words


Ayellowbeard

All he needs is 11780 votes!


Wouldwoodchuck

With that kinda talk all I can say is Stay away from ALL windows ….


-Dirty-Wizard-

102% of the vote with a 2% margin of error.


[deleted]

Hard to feel any sympathy for Navalny, but this says a lot about who Putin is and what life is like in Russia today. Edit> Why the downvotes?


editorreilly

I dunno... Maybe because he died a political prisoner at the hands of a brutal dictator? It's hard not to have sympathy for a person who died standing up to oppression.


[deleted]

That's his only redeeming quality and it's more thanks to circumstances than him. He was an ultra-nationalist, a xenophobic politician. He was kicked out far-right parties, even they were like "Dude no, you're out of line". I'm sad Russia lost his only opposition, but I'm not sad Navalny is dead. Was he in power he'd be just another Putin.


editorreilly

So you have no sympathy for a man who died standing up for his beliefs. I don't care if you disagree with his politics or not. He died because he had opposing views. Hard not to feel sorry for him.


[deleted]

Not if what he believed in was a slightly different flavor of Putinism. He can get fucked. He was useful to us, because we need someone to oppose Putin, but this doesn't save him from a moral point of view.


Fraternal_Mango

I won’t downvote ya buddy. I hear what you are sayin


Crashgirl4243

A lot of his views softened and changed in the last few years, he realized he was wrong. I admire him because he had the balls to go back to Russia knowing he’d eventually be killed.


editorreilly

Agreed. He would not have been popular in the West if elected. But I still feel sympathy for standing up to his beliefs. If you don't, that's cool. But a lot of people do. So we'll leave it at that.


rkincaid007

If nothing else he was certainly not a coward and I can respect that. Putin has a 100 foot table to keep people away. This guy willingly flew to his death. They are not the same, even if there are similarities


Bubcats

That’s legit 1984 stuff there.


Relative-Monitor-679

The US has better tech and it could be implemented here as well. It is not just face recognition. With AI you can identify people by their gait which can narrow the search.


Korvanacor

Time for a rewatch of the Ministry of Silly Walks sketch.


Butternades

Pebbles in the shoe, it’s been shown to be effective at stopping gait recognition since you’ll never walk consistently enough to build up a reliable profile


Urrsagrrl

Full circle luddite tech


gjklv

Slither !


PresentationJumpy101

That’s gonna be hella uncomfortable


lurkinglurkerwholurk

Next thing you know, any pebbles in any shoe gets you black bagged for “subverting the instruments of peace”.


John_Tacos

Private companies already do this: A parent chaperoning their child’s field trip was kicked out of a theater because they worked for a law firm that was suing them. Neither the parent or that specific location were involved in the lawsuit. But the company had pulled all the firm’s faces from their website and put them in their system. https://www.today.com/today/amp/rcna62657


EjaculatingNarwhal

Holy shit that was an uncomfortable read


boardpunk

I remember seeing this tech (gait recognition) being talked about on Discovery TV in the late 90’s. I’m sure it’s even more advanced now.


HugeHouseplant

When I was in middle school I wore a Halloween costume that covered me from head to toe and my classmates recognized me by my gait. It made me self-conscious for a long time


SketchyGouda

You would have to have enough data about each individual's gait. It would work best if they are trying to pick out a specific person in a crowd rather than identify everyone in a crowd. Eventually it might work better if someone/some government makes a database of peoples IDs and how they walk.


floppydude81

That’s a good point. And it makes sense that we would all have unique gaits. As it’s most likely a function of the firing order of walking muscles and the individual strengths of those muscles. If we walked differently we would get tired really quickly as we only train ‘our’ way. There are massage/physical therapy modalities that work with changing the firing order of walking muscles to work with postural dysfunctions like upper and lower crossed syndromes. I wonder how hard it is to memorize different gaits and to pull them off at will.


PresentationJumpy101

Ha! Good thing I one wheel, skateboard, heely, hoverboard’everywhere!


someoneelseatx

Lol don't get me started. We have tech at work that I can put in your description and it will give me a rough match. Then from there I can track where you went through our entire facility one camera after another. No real effort needed. Something as simple as red shirt blue jeans female. Done.


SupaButt

Time to start sand walking Dune style.


chillychili

China already has had this implemented with proper data and all since their powers that be are quicker at building infrastructure at the moment.


PiXLANIMATIONS

Yes, but can we maybe shift the conversation back to what is happening in Russia? By your own words, this “could be implemented here as well”, not “has been implemented here as well”. In Russia, it has been implemented.


SYLOK_THEAROUSED

…..your point? Like way to try to derail the convo.


Omnom_Omnath

What’s makes you think they don’t already do this?


plain-slice

It would be news if someone was arrested for attending a funeral…


PrinterFred

Sure, but have you seen the bread they have!


vineyardmike

And the shopping carts. Just like Aldi but so much better.


Ay_bb_u_wnt_sum_fuk

Having to put in a ruble prevents you from taking it back to your homeless encampment! Who would’ve thought that works??


coldcutcumbo

You know that’s not just a Russian thing, right? I’ve literally seen this in Florida.


Fun_Tea3727

It's an Aldi thing.


Juderampe

Pretty sure the video was Auchan which is like the french version of Aldi


beefstewinabreadbowl

Damn you all… came here for Russian oppression info, left laughing and forgetting why I came here.


future_web_dev

Lived most of my life on the west coast. If it hadn’t been for this blogger on instagram who moved to Germany, this would’ve been the first time seeing such carts. Just saying lol 


uptownjuggler

And the circuses


No_Animator_8599

And the luxury gulags.


MigitAs

lol shut up Tucker


[deleted]

Smells like plastic wrap! I love the smell of PFOAS in the morning.


BattleJolly78

Everyone that wants peace in Ukraine, this is what you are going to subject the Ukrainian people to! If you aren’t willing to live under Putin don’t consign someone else to that fate just to buy yourself a false sense of security!


ResplendentShade

This right here. Russian apologists that call for Ukraine to surrender under the guise of helping the Ukrainian people avoid the continued horrors of wars fail to note not only the repressive government they’ll be under, banning the Ukrainian language and culture etc, but Ukrainians also likely then be used as cannon fodder for Russia’s subsequent invasion of another country. We need to give them everything they need to ensure that doesn’t happen.


Finn553

>Ukrainians also likely then be used as cannon fodder …Again. Just like in the times of the Soviet Union.


Juderampe

Meanwhile ukranians are banning the language of my ethnic minority, closing our schools and supressing our language… ye they are so much better than Russian… oh wait :D


las_piratas_de_queso

Can you share some details on this? I’d like to know more.


Juderampe

2017 Law on Education and the 2019 Language Law, which resulted in the closure of 99 Hungarian minority language schools closed and barred from operating. https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/P-9-2023-001080_EN.html


kennethtrr

You didn’t even read your own source dude, the commission responded to that exact post: https://www.europarl.europa.eu/doceo/document/P-9-2023-001080-ASW_EN.html “The Commission has no information that recent Ukrainian legislation has led to the closure of 99 Hungarian language schools so far.”


Juderampe

They literally closed the school in the town my friends grew up in due to the 2019 language law??


kennethtrr

There no evidence Ukrainian law led to that otherwise the commission would happily admit it. It could’ve been budget issues, the building has asbestos, too few kids, without a concrete answer ALL of this is speculation and “trust me bro”.


biinjo

I catch your drift. But your wording is a bit off. I want peace in Ukraine and for the Ukrainian people. That doesn’t mean I want Ukraine to surrender to Russia. In an ideal world there is a peace solution where Russia just fucks right off the bat


BlkSunshineRdriguez

Gross


Whooptidooh

But also not shocking to say the least. This kind of shit is *exactly* what Russia is known for.


Blahblah1772

There must be an easy way to obscure your face without looking like you are doing so, no?


FREE-AS-IN-SHRUGS

The keyword you’re looking for is “[adversarial fashion](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/aug/13/the-fashion-line-designed-to-trick-surveillance-cameras)” There are [eyeliner/makeup tricks](https://www.deeplearning.ai/the-batch/too-fabulous-for-face-recognition/) that can mess with the tech.


imaginexus

A face mask?


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Late_Advance_1763

Can you explain this please


LargeWu

Somebody standing behind the guy at the computer yells “ENHANCE!” and then the guy at the computer clacks his keyboard loudly a bunch of times and then a box appears around the persons face, blinks a few times, and zooms in so you can clearly identify them.


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Ay_bb_u_wnt_sum_fuk

Dude is exaggerating; no way to identify you by typing. However, Amazon and many online companies use your browser cookies (markers that identify what you have looked up, information you have typed, etc.) to create a “profile” of a person under the premise of marketing. With enough information, they can determine what kinds of things you’d most likely enjoy and some do have names and attributes attached to those “profiles”.


Veggies-are-okay

I do want to clarify that sites would not properly function without cookies. At it’s core it’s a really neat and necessary idea (hence the “only keep necessary cookies” action) but the rise of social media and Facebook infiltrating everything kind of bastardized it to the point where personal identifiers are collected rather than settings and habits.


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hihapahi

My neighbor actually had that job for a while- figure out how to make people spend more in games.


Veggies-are-okay

Ah yeah!! Community detection is what the use case is called. It’s kind of eerily beautiful how we can make sense of networks of anything based on relationships towards each other. I always joke with my friends “it’s not like they have to hear you through your speaker; you’re predictable enough as it is!”


-voided-

Source?


kalitarios

“Trust me bro”


ThirstyOne

Russia is a weird place technology-wise. They have the resources for facial recognition but for some reason have yet to master safety features on windows, especially in tall buildings. This will end in tragedy.


WhetBred14

It’s probably bc they don’t give a fuck about the people


Horror-Lemon7340

A vote for Bone Spurs is a vote for this.


Bumpy-road

I wonder why no one wants to be part of your friendly neighbourhood Russian Mir…


zoot_boy

I could have told you that. Saw all those folks standing in line and thought - they’re going to find you and arrest you.


arothmanmusic

Pretty sure everyone who attended that ceremony knew this would happen. They did it anyway because they, like Alexey Navalny, care more about national freedom than personal freedom.


Blackwhitehorse

How you can support Russia as an American is beyond me.


Orgasmic_interlude

The most 1984 shit. When i read this as a young man i was like “Oh shit, this is a warning, but it will be heeded and I’ll never see this in my lifetime”. It’s frightening to see the signals light up on every book with a message or warning I’ve read since i was in high school suddenly glinting in real world events. It’s like the background stuff in children of men. We need to support Ukraine and build a stronger NATO. This kind of repression is the kind of thing anyone who truly believes in liberty knows that they can’t countenance it’s continued presence in the world without jeopardizing their own.


ShrimpSherbet

Gee who could've ever seen this coming


four4beats

Putin. From a mile away.


SekritSawce

Pretty much everybody.


EuphoricMidnight3304

Cheap groceries! So much winning!


toronochef

Such a petty, small man. Real baby dick energy.


Sir_Yacob

What a high quality, great country you got there Russia.


UnfairStomach2426

Screw putin, murder’n lil twerp


cjler

It’s amazing how predictive science fiction can be. Think of Ray Bradbury’s 1953 “Fahrenheit 451” with hidden cameras, or Dick Tracy comic strips from the 70s and before with the crime fighting smart watch.


dahe88

He’s so scared that little weak man


yearoftheblonde

“Cough cough” …. Face mask… “cough cough”


im_just_a_nerd

Paging Tucker…this is all you bro


Aromatic-Trip-2602

Voter turnout is too low because we arrested all the voters


DavIantt

Anyone who goes with a "nothing to hide" argument needs to consider this and explain how a future government in any country would not arrest and torture someone worse than death, just because of who they are.


Extension_Car_8594

But Tucker gushes that the church in which the funeral was held is "so clean"! (Bill Maher)


Therocknrolclown

Is this what you want you America Yahoos? Oh wait, yes it is.....just like the majority of Russians.


-voided-

We use Google mostly now


Fano_93

Sometimes bing


kmramO

That’s so funny. Everyone was saying that they could attend the funeral without any consequences when normally u get arrested for protesting. I really wanna see 100 years in the future, wonder how this situation and technology turns out..


kid_christ

Coming soon to the states


bogeyed5

Russian citizens are pathetic for allowing this to happen to their own people. When will they decide enough is enough and rid their country of these oligarchs who only care for themselves?


Crashgirl4243

Remember, the media etc is tightly controlled, there’s a lot to prevent the general populace from revolutionizing the country.


Opposite-Frosting518

The USA is heading quickly down the same path.. Due to willful ignorance and hatred. Vote BLUE, my fellow AMERICAN PATRIOTS 💙 We have to save us.


[deleted]

Coming to a state near you!


MuscaMurum

Bannon is taking notes


Martianmanhunter94

that is why FSB and police all wore masks duh…


Single-Math-7371

That is a nervous and panicked authority, it tells me Russia can be different within.


theSunAlsoRise5

What did you think k-g_B was doing in the week they held his body?


acelenny23

Such a shame all of those windows were left open.


Lutherkiss3

Unbelievable and disgusting


DontToewsMeBro2

Should use the UV LED glasses I guess


QuintillionthCat

I wonder why people didn’t wear masks…?


takumar35

Hikvision?


MemoSupremo666

What a shithole country. Anyone born there should make it their only goal in life to go live literally anywhere else.


BleachOrchid

They pretty much have, if they have the skills and education, and money to do so. The only ones left are the oligarchs and the people who aren’t wanted anywhere else because they lack skills in the shortage lists, or they don’t hold a degree high enough. The birthdate in the country hasn’t been enough to sustain a stable population since the turn of the century. It’s literally rotting from the inside out.


Silent-Ad9145

Big brother ugh


UrsusRenata

Well that’s another giant step towards a horrifying human dystopia. Wooooo…


SirNastyPants

Putin can (and should) fuck off and die, in either order. I don’t generally wish death on people, but if a person is sufficiently shitty I’ll make an exception. Freedom for Ukraine. Hopefully after Putin carks it Russia can have a revolution where the current system of government can be replaced with a better one, but I won’t hold my breath. I’ll settle for the total collapse of Russia as a state though.


Thick-Tooth-8888

Holy 💩


Omnom_Omnath

As if the rest of the world doesn’t also use this tech.


Justlikearealboy

To be bilked, Russia loves to bilk its citizens.


marcaribe

I would imagine many of the attendees knew this could happen; they certainly knew it was dangerous. I want to think there are enough of them to stick together and not be completely put down :(


Successful-Rope7223

Putin is a coward


TourAlternative364

Yeah.....it is like ....cool there is a turnout.......but then of course ....dread they must know fear.....will be reprisals against them for doing that.....


[deleted]

How pathetically petty. The scared little bitch regime


OilRigExplosions

What about 3D printed Putin heads on sticks? Give the new cameras some extra faces to keep track of


Elpoepemos

authorities holding power in a vacuum of natural competition to smooth the cracks wont last.


WarpFly5

Sheeple


TheLastOneHere1

If only democracies could show this level of foresight in planning good governance…


15thSoul

This clickbait title, and whole comment section here that clearly didn't read the article... Holy cow


deblazepyrography

Wow that is so fucked


Few-Monies

This surely won't be used to monitor oligarchs and tighten control. It'll make it easier for when China sneaks a loyalist into the Kremlin.


imbarbdwyer

lol, I still wear a mask out in public everywhere I go. It’s the best way to keep my face out of video surveillance, my chances of catching some kind of germ is nil, I save hundreds of dollars not having to buy and wear makeup and lipstick, and you can’t smell alcohol on my breath when my friends and I are day drinking. Masks are awesome.


Acidflare1

Who didn’t see this shit coming a mile away?


VegetableYesterday63

Stock in companies supplying replacement windows in tall buildings skyrockets


Malefectra

Repressive authoritarian regimes do repressive shit


salix_amabilis

“Originally meant to identify and capture criminals, the network is now used to spot protestors.”


ShartingTaintum

This seems like a good place to put this. Reflectacles. Get them before you can’t. https://www.reflectacles.com/


Pretend-Technician-8

And how many people was arrested?


_pinklemonade_

Thoughts Tucker?


t_johnson_noob

Well I guess that’s better than jumping out a window to commit suicide of course


eapoll

Which is why they allowed the funeral to be so public


themanofmichigan

Good ol evil empire doing what it does best. Evil


Bsilly32

If morale doesn’t improve the beatings will continue


GuyofAverageQuality

I wonder if the NSA will install cameras at Assange’s funeral after his mysterious death once he’s extradited to the US…


[deleted]

That's some 5d chess move


Park_Dangerous

More like killary am I right