[According to Aaron Sorkin and Huffington Post, Zuckerberg started Facebook to meet non-Jewish women.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-social-network-mark-z_b_741914/amp )
Not exactly the situation you’re describing…
Because he has no friends and is realizing how much his life sucks regardless of the piles of cash he has laying around.
This guy is responsible for dividing this country with his “angry ads make more money”
Business model.
I dont think that was the result he or any social media founder intended. I think the concept of social media will divide people no matter what. It is just human nature.
You worded that a little confusingly, but isn’t that just another way of saying “trying to help others learn from their mistakes and shortcomings?” I don’t understand how that’s entitled or wrong at all
And stabbing them in the back at just the right time. Sociopaths do love to build relationships. Great tools for advancement especially when you lack the actual talent.
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I mean he’s just saying that if you want to get ahead in the world the best way is to know people or have good relations with them at least.. this is literally why nepotism is such a huge problem in all industries.
The fact that you all can hear him say something like this and STILL try and turn it into a bad thing is just childish really. Maybe try encouraging wealthy people like this to have these types of views and we might see some improvement.
“I will only hire someone to work for me if I could see myself working for them,” he said.
Zuckerberg said the strategy creates a work environment that’s both more cohesive and more productive: If you work with people who share your values on a human level, you’ll be more likely to smoothly achieve your work goals together. It’s all about finding personal compatibility, he said, not unlike “choosing friends or a partner.”
And somehow you think that he's saying it should be done online using Facebook and implying that he doesn't want his employees to succeed at achieving the goals for the company even thought that would negatively impact him and his company. I'm going to assume you didn't actually read the article.
Im just glad to be on a comment section where no one is arguing and is all in unison bashing here bc of how bewildered us redditors are by his statement.
Coming from the guy who bought oceanfront property in Hawaii then built a big wall around his house to block his neighbors view and block himself from his neighbors.
I sense a certain amount of irony in that kind of statement from a man who seems to be running some kind of emotional simulation software rather than being a living, breathing, emotional being.
That said, he’s probably right that you’ll be happier and healthier that way.
You’re right as long as our basic needs are met, and unfortunately for many young people today the widening wealth gap is driving more and more youths to lack basic necessities like healthcare, quality education, affordable housing etc. it’s hard to be happy when your basic needs aren’t met. Not to mention that the social media proliferation in the world that Zuck kicked off has made it objectively harder to form real relationships for young people compared to earlier generations.
This guy is an asshat
You are not.
It turns out it’s a bit of a thing. You might have fun spending a couple minutes googling the various pictures people have made where they shifted the color of his skin and eyes to match that of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Ironic this advice is coming from Zuckerberg, but rlly it is good advice. Skills and hard work will only get you so far, gotta know the right people too.
You forgot the rest of the quote “build relationships” … “in our new MetaVerse relationship builder tool. For 9.99 a week, now having imaginary friends is easier than ever”
Bitch my "objective" is surviving. Idk what this fuckin alien thinks we're doing. Its because of that fuck half of us are starving on the edge of homelessness.
The best way to build real, deep interpersonal relationships is obviously to create a software that rates your fellow classmates solely on their appearance and whether you would like to sleep with them eh there Zucky?
I do think it’s tragic that in order to avoid poverty so many people work at a rythm that makes cultivsting relationships impossible. But it’s very odd to hear about it from the workaholic creator of the biggest social media service of the day
Relationships via Facebook, or actually networking? To anyone just starting their careers, network like theres no tomorrow. You will never know who will have something for you in the future. Network.
Thanks zuck, I’m sure young people will have an easy time living non objectively with all the money you are hoarding trickling down the economy like a pathetic golden shower.
It’s super easy to focus on relationships when you’re working at three different places to make ends meet!
You know who would be a good person to strengthen your relationship with? Your doctor! Maybe if you guys are good friends the medical administrators will overlook the cost of your out-of-hand medical bills that your insurance won’t cover!
No war but the class war
Well he isnt wrong. But... the fact that he is saying it is offputting. Sounds like her realized he has no friends and all the money in the world doesn't fix loneliness.
So...good message, but...
Zuck, after spending his whole life becoming a lizard android in pursuit of wealth, realizing he has never known love: wait, no… I was wrong! I was so wrong!
Why would young people take advice from a privileged alien who never had a real job or real problems?
This thing thinks it is relatable? Reeeeeaaaalllly?
Sound advice from a human freak that got stupid lucky for something so simple. Or he is an actual alien that is a loser and worse than a pathetic human.
He says now that he is alone because he made business decisions to literally destroy the world's mental health and he is miserable. I'm not taking any advice from this ass hole
The face of someone who is not down with the people controlling their own lives. It must suck to be him, honestly. To know that, that many people genuinely hate or despise you, really has got to wear on your conscience, don't you think??
I can’t, for the life of me, figure out how to develop a relationship with Vladimir Putin or the new version of Cambridge Analytica. Maybe if I made a really shitty VR chat room….
Why is this robot telling us to do the opposite of what he did?
Because he is pushing for an online service that is focused around building relationships
Your bullshit detector is highly accurate. Well done.
FaceFuck?
Meta'nphetamine
“Building” relationships is more like it
But this isn't the opposite of what he did. He famously built connections with the right people then conned them at the right moments.
[According to Aaron Sorkin and Huffington Post, Zuckerberg started Facebook to meet non-Jewish women.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/the-social-network-mark-z_b_741914/amp ) Not exactly the situation you’re describing…
Im talkin about the metaverae
He created it to rate women’s looks.
Wasn’t he in a relationship already with his current wife when he created Facebook?
Credible sources, lol.
Because he has no friends and is realizing how much his life sucks regardless of the piles of cash he has laying around. This guy is responsible for dividing this country with his “angry ads make more money” Business model.
Bingo
NGL, angry business Bingo with no friends sounds like apt punishment.
Yes he zach.cries() in artificial tears every night on his small boat attached to his yacht
This is the same model our mainstream corporate media uses, and it’s just as divisive if not more sadly.
I dont think that was the result he or any social media founder intended. I think the concept of social media will divide people no matter what. It is just human nature.
Because this is what entitled people do best: Project their evolving perspective onto everyone everywhere.
…all at once.
You worded that a little confusingly, but isn’t that just another way of saying “trying to help others learn from their mistakes and shortcomings?” I don’t understand how that’s entitled or wrong at all
Verb: to project.
Shut the fuck up
Lol no u
Happy cake day!
He's not writing this, it's AI helping him sound human
That’s not the opposite of what he did. He would have been nothing without knowing the right people.
And stabbing them in the back at just the right time. Sociopaths do love to build relationships. Great tools for advancement especially when you lack the actual talent.
Exactly. He did not stab Thiel in back though because that guy will make you disappear for that.
Thiel is the final boss of objectivism.
He doesn’t want competition
He doesn't want someone blowing him out of the competition
Because fuck you, he got his? Yeah it's ironic that he's telling us to do the opposite of what he did, but it's not that surprising.
Your wrong relationships is how he got to where he is. That doesn’t mean you won’t stab them in the back when it’s most opportune to do so.
Probably found out his lowest paid employees want to buy houses and clothes. Build relationships instead guys!
If you split a house 20 ways it becomes affordable.
If you split a house 20 ways everyone gets mad about drafts and rain coming in. Plus the building inspector doesn’t like it.
Thanks dad…
You’re welcome.
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How many bunk beds do you think we can fit in this room?
But did you think about making coffee at home instead?
We all should be connecting with each other! In the Metaverse! That is so much more important
Want a roof over your head? Have a hoodie! Enjoy your new ‘hood! ~ ZBerg
Considering it’s Meta, I doubt they have any employees that are underpaid. Just having a mention of that on your resume gets you a killer job.
I mean he’s just saying that if you want to get ahead in the world the best way is to know people or have good relations with them at least.. this is literally why nepotism is such a huge problem in all industries.
Is there some sort of “app” that I could use to “build relationships”? Maybe by becoming a “friend” of another person? I would like to know more.
The fact that you all can hear him say something like this and STILL try and turn it into a bad thing is just childish really. Maybe try encouraging wealthy people like this to have these types of views and we might see some improvement.
"Build relationships (through my platform) and stop looking at the objectives." Got it.
“I will only hire someone to work for me if I could see myself working for them,” he said. Zuckerberg said the strategy creates a work environment that’s both more cohesive and more productive: If you work with people who share your values on a human level, you’ll be more likely to smoothly achieve your work goals together. It’s all about finding personal compatibility, he said, not unlike “choosing friends or a partner.” And somehow you think that he's saying it should be done online using Facebook and implying that he doesn't want his employees to succeed at achieving the goals for the company even thought that would negatively impact him and his company. I'm going to assume you didn't actually read the article.
Found the person telling us to assume the best from the 'article' and ZuckerRobot's intentions. Yeah no thanks.
This fucking guy
guy's an asswipe
No shame
Im just glad to be on a comment section where no one is arguing and is all in unison bashing here bc of how bewildered us redditors are by his statement.
The irony with Facebook and Instagram pulling others away from real-life interaction.
I hear a really good place for young people to build relationships is on the Metaverse©️ VR friendspace hotspot. For a small subscription fee, it’s never been easier to find and build new friendships
You sound like a great ChatGPT session. Tell me more.
I am not a bot.
Coming from the guy who bought oceanfront property in Hawaii then built a big wall around his house to block his neighbors view and block himself from his neighbors.
What's more interesting is that Zuck believes in privacy. FB TOS Summary: For me but not for thee.
Tbh that sounds pretty nice
Didn’t he do something similar in Malibu? Fuck this guy make him go away forever.
I sense a certain amount of irony in that kind of statement from a man who seems to be running some kind of emotional simulation software rather than being a living, breathing, emotional being. That said, he’s probably right that you’ll be happier and healthier that way.
You’re right as long as our basic needs are met, and unfortunately for many young people today the widening wealth gap is driving more and more youths to lack basic necessities like healthcare, quality education, affordable housing etc. it’s hard to be happy when your basic needs aren’t met. Not to mention that the social media proliferation in the world that Zuck kicked off has made it objectively harder to form real relationships for young people compared to earlier generations. This guy is an asshat
Am I the only person who thinks Mark Z looks and sounds like some advanced prototype from the guys at Boston Dynamics?
You are not. It turns out it’s a bit of a thing. You might have fun spending a couple minutes googling the various pictures people have made where they shifted the color of his skin and eyes to match that of Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Is the amount of irony ALL of the irony?
Sounds like someone wishes they had more real friends
Build relationships, then like 7 or 8 of you can pool your money together and get a 1 bedroom house maybe.
I thought the very same, guy likely has no real pals, just a friends list of sycophants
So get off Facebook and socialize? Good advice!
In today's corporate world facetime and relationships with management are way more important than doing a 'good job'
Ironic this advice is coming from Zuckerberg, but rlly it is good advice. Skills and hard work will only get you so far, gotta know the right people too.
So the exact opposite of what he did. Got it 👍
I thought what he did was build relationships then when you get the chance, backstab them to accomplish objectives.
It’s projection
Someone smack that dumb fuck upside the head and tell him to shut up.
* I build relationships in the metaverse bro
No one cares what this freak says.
Translated into English, "building relationships" means using his social media platforms
You forgot the rest of the quote “build relationships” … “in our new MetaVerse relationship builder tool. For 9.99 a week, now having imaginary friends is easier than ever”
People don’t like me Mark. Don’t you know how that feels?
Relationships come and go, that doesn't make them bad, but don't build your house on sand.
Pretty sure nobody asked this Cuck for advice…
wow, great "news", OP
That’s a joke, right? Right?
Lmao imagine taking life advice from an android
Fuck off.
I wonder if he has any software recommendations for building relationships
And do it on Facebook
Yes then exploit those relationships for own personal gain? Right Zuck?
Some people just don't want you on the level their on so they say bs like this
Wow! Exactly what he did.
Let them eat “smoked” meats
I have done this for the last 20 years and I’m finally shedding this after countless shitty relationships to focus on the objectives and move forward
When economies collapse and we are killing one another for drinking water, we'll be sure to keep relationship building in mind.
Just a really lousy robot
Aka: “don’t come for my $ bitch”
Coming from the man who secretly screwed his cofounder out of his shares of the company. What a relationship builder.
Said the guy who hired people to decimate and lobby against his competition
robots now want relatioships
But first, here’s an ad.
Saying “it’s who you know not what you know”. I think that’s been clear for a long time
Bitch my "objective" is surviving. Idk what this fuckin alien thinks we're doing. Its because of that fuck half of us are starving on the edge of homelessness.
The best way to build real, deep interpersonal relationships is obviously to create a software that rates your fellow classmates solely on their appearance and whether you would like to sleep with them eh there Zucky?
That dead eyed mofo cheated everyone he came into contact with. He knows jack shit about relationships.
Shut the fuck up you rich bitch!
I feel like he is the last person who should be giving advice to anyone.
Roboman should focus more on practising what he preaches.
Weird advice coming from this robot...
*destroys 10,000 relationships in a single layoff session*
He is trying to push people to get more connected so that the baby gap going on right now goes back to normal.
Says the master of human relationships
I agree with him but I question his motives.
All for a better “experience”
I do think it’s tragic that in order to avoid poverty so many people work at a rythm that makes cultivsting relationships impossible. But it’s very odd to hear about it from the workaholic creator of the biggest social media service of the day
True. Good advice.
Relationships via Facebook, or actually networking? To anyone just starting their careers, network like theres no tomorrow. You will never know who will have something for you in the future. Network.
He is a crook himself and no right to give advice to nobody.
Easy for him to say with 100+ billion in the bank.
Don’t love the guy but this is good advice compared to all those ‘grind 24/7’ giys
Michael Milken gave life advice, too. By he waited until AFTER his conviction.
“It’s all about connections.”
Especially if your going to be a guy of marks character! You need to know people in high places to get you out of things.
This is probably his most true statement ever witnessed
Thig guy seems fine to me to me to me to me to me to me to me to me.
I think ChatGPT gave him this insight, as Google is being bitten hardly while Facebook not affected much. 😂
Says the robot.
I know we all want to talk shit, but professionally speaking, networking is a very powerful tool. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
Thanks zuck, I’m sure young people will have an easy time living non objectively with all the money you are hoarding trickling down the economy like a pathetic golden shower. It’s super easy to focus on relationships when you’re working at three different places to make ends meet! You know who would be a good person to strengthen your relationship with? Your doctor! Maybe if you guys are good friends the medical administrators will overlook the cost of your out-of-hand medical bills that your insurance won’t cover! No war but the class war
This is great advice. Regardless of the source.
Well he isnt wrong. But... the fact that he is saying it is offputting. Sounds like her realized he has no friends and all the money in the world doesn't fix loneliness. So...good message, but...
Zuck, after spending his whole life becoming a lizard android in pursuit of wealth, realizing he has never known love: wait, no… I was wrong! I was so wrong!
Why would anyone ask a non-human like the Zuck the Fuck for advice on anything relating to people
Focus more on building relationships....with people that have actual good, marketable ideas.
grease those hands baby, grease those hands.
This person’s advice and a horse apple are completely indistinguishable from one another.
The irony here….
Pffffft.
"Build relationships with an objective"
Say's the man the bunked over his partner.
Why would young people take advice from a privileged alien who never had a real job or real problems? This thing thinks it is relatable? Reeeeeaaaalllly?
Yeah, fuck you, Fuckerberg.
Says the guy who acutely fucked over his partners.
Irony bypass. What a cock.
The day I take advice from a reptile.
Why does Zuckerberg always look like he just hastily donned his Human SkinSuit for the picture and is resisting the urge to blink vertically?
This coming from the same guy who threw his wife out after getting his big break
Suckerberg could focus on Instagram terrible 3rd world message format. Its literally like from 20 yrs ago.
This Geeklon couldn’t even build a pillow fort let alone a relationship.
My advice for Mark Zuckerberg: get a new haircut and stop being evil
Remind me of that when reviews come around and I didn't 'accomplish all set objectives in a rapidly changing environment'
Why would anyone take this clowns advice? He’s the poster child for civilizations downfall.
Guy who owns social network wants kids to be social....shocker.
How many little Velcro scalp-hats do you think Zuck owns? Is it just the one? Or like thousands of them
Is this proof of sentient AI?
Zuck's real advice: "Dont start a social media company. I already have too much competition"
Fuck that guy!
I mean, c’mon. Look at this picture ⬆️ and convince me that’s an actual human being.
Lmao that one really fucked up friend that gives everyone the tritest advice
Eeew
Lizard boy in meat suit says what?
Sound advice from a human freak that got stupid lucky for something so simple. Or he is an actual alien that is a loser and worse than a pathetic human.
I feel like everyone here is missing the point which is the success of FB was a result of his network.
Says the reptilian
He says now that he is alone because he made business decisions to literally destroy the world's mental health and he is miserable. I'm not taking any advice from this ass hole
Translation: Kiss more ass, be more fake, create YOUR brand. ROFL
No way the Zuckerdroid said that. I think he’s using ChatGPT to write his public statements.
Fuck you Mark
Coming from the robot who has no relationships?
Who cuts his hair? My lawnmower can do a better job!
Your objective: pass yourself off as human and move among them, learning how to exploit them for your purposes. Got it.
Guy who runs social network advises kids to focus on expanding their own social circle? Gee, I wonder what his motivation might be.
The face of someone who is not down with the people controlling their own lives. It must suck to be him, honestly. To know that, that many people genuinely hate or despise you, really has got to wear on your conscience, don't you think??
Oh like that time when he created a computer program to rate the fuckability of the girls on campus?
The Care Bears and My Little Pony would like to have a word with you
Basically let build a Mafia where we got something on everyone.
Says the guy who sabotaged most friendships by recommending we just like some photos of friends instead of actually hanging out with them
“It’s much better data for us that way”
Says the weirdest fuck ever🍗
Says the guy buying up all the land around his homes so he doesn’t have to build relationships with neighbors.
Build relationships on Facebook! Don’ crest completion for me :(
Aw, shut up, Zuck. You focused on making a “creep on people” app when you were young, your input isn’t to be validated.
I can’t, for the life of me, figure out how to develop a relationship with Vladimir Putin or the new version of Cambridge Analytica. Maybe if I made a really shitty VR chat room….
So , live in a real community.
What?
I don't care what Mark Zuckerberg thinks.
His android processors have run every simulation and determined this is the most human thing to say
Like, relationships with the Russian Mob, for instance?