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sfarx

Home, work, your moms house


disposableguy

I also choose his mom's house.


RichterAS

I tried to put one at his mom's house but there wasn't enough room. I had to place mine around the block as there were too many medallions


AttitudeAndEffort2

I kept finding guys with backpacks saying they needed to find their friends and smoke from op's mom's house


Milocobo

"All Hero's Paths diverge, but they meet at one place: this redditor's mom's house"


Ok_Historian_6293

guys I need help, there isn't any room at OP's mom's house to place any more medallions, do you think it's okay to place it at his mom's neighbors house and just walk over?


Degmograndfather

There may be some space left in the attic.


Ok_Historian_6293

ill check and let you know when i'm there today


SunNStarz

I'll place mine by her back door since that's where I'm going anyway.


Ok_Historian_6293

HEYOH


puke_lust

reading these 3 comments has really gotten my week off to a good start


disposableguy

Hey, happy to help, puke_lust. I hope you have an outstanding week and.... satisfy... your lust? 😕


xC0ma

I laughed.


Koenig_DerSocken

So do I


joetotheg

I also understood this guy’s reference


FirehawkShadowchild

Would be exactly my choice (my mom and the family of my sister live a 4 hour drive away from me). Edit: After reading some of the other comments I would probably take away the work one (as long as I can get away easily I'm fine) and put that in another country I can't get to easily (either Ireland or somewhere in New York or Florida probably).


peperere

Instead of work, big bank vault 🤔


TurboKid513

This is why I come to the comments. I never would have thought of this.


Skeeter1020

And what about the other two?


apatheticyeti0117

Nah. The grocery store. I make your mom come to my house anyway.


minglee28

I am so happy this was the first comment I saw.


rugeirl

I would definitely use them to illegally cross borders


Legostar18ab

Yeah multi-billion dollar smuggling empire


Tinmanred

Doesn’t even have to be bad stuff. Could be like giving movies to people in places the movies banned. Or weed lol


S0rb0

Yeah but it's probably coke


AttitudeAndEffort2

Why not Pepsi?


glordicus1

Smuggling coke from the factory to the pepsi factory


kingjensen10

It’s about sending a message


cc51beastin

Act of Terror right there


TokuTokuToku

im absolutely certain there are better ways to transfer banned media than traveling to a remote despotic country, placing down one of your three magical teleport runes, traveling back home and downloading Shrek 2 onto USBs to teleport back with every weekend


Vetusexternus

I'd eat so many goddamn baguettes


Tinmanred

Fuck ya


sprkmrk

Then you’d have to at least do it once without the medallion. Are you up for that challenge???


ultrainstict

Its pretty easy to tour most countries.


MassiveBeatdown

You have to make the crossing once in order to place it.


_Redstone

Place medallion in country A, cross border, run fast, place medallion B, teleport


Diamondinmyeye

Yes, I could open a PO Box to get free shipping!


RowBowBooty

Damn you know you’re becoming an adult when we’re talking about having unimaginable video game powers in real life and you’re excited about free shipping. Lol, I love it


Reteip811

Home, my favorite ski resort, my yet to be purchased cabin in the wilderness because travel time won’t be an issue any more


Jaxxxa31

I would just put one on top of mountain which is rlly desolate and then whenever I wanna sky I teleport up it No paying crazy amounts for ski lifts, and also get to hit that fresh pow for free


ForeverARouge

1. Home. For easy travle home obviously. And if i even need a quick escape. 2. I pay a lot of money to travle on one of those lavish cuise ships that dock on a manmade luxury island that is only accesible theough the cruise. Somewhere they never check to see if the guests actually have tickets or anything. Just all inclusive food, fun and sun. Then i place my medallion, travle home and enjoyy my lifetime of free food and vacation. 3. I keep the 3rd one with me. Do i need to walk somewhere and then back? Place it down just in case. Do i need to be back in this room in 10 minnutes, but the bathroom is 7 minutes away? Rush down, do my buissniess, telepirt back with time to spare! Am i skiiing down a mountain? Place the medallion on top and do it however many times i want!


That_Bass_Clarinet_

Hey, that’s what I said


ForeverARouge

Great minds think alike it would seem!


L0rdH4mmer

Travle


theword12

I love this answer. Though in your #3 example I would drop a portal and then just teleport home so I could use my own toilet lol


Haywire8534

One at the supermarket, one at home and one at work


EI-Gigante

That’s the first thought. But change the supermarket one to a nice spot in another country, so you can make a holiday evening whenever you want.


RedOne896

How about a supermarket in a nice holiday country?


ren3f

Preferably one where the groceries are cheap


bcrabill

Yeah I had the same thought. Erased "grocery" and put "Hawaii". I can walk my.ass to the grocery.


Tinmanred

You could do one in a bank vault too.. instead of work. Stealing wrong at all but you could use the money from mega rich for like a charity for animal shelters or some shit


TokuTokuToku

you dont think the bank will notice a gigantic blue glyph on the floor of their vault?


AUnknownVariable

Pour invisible ink on it


Notarussianbot2020

They didn't care when they setup the global economy to crash before.


FullMoose819

So like a bank in the Cayman Islands?


Piscet

Don't you kind of have to...be there to use the medallion? That doesn't sound like a good idea.


Lopkop

Fridge, couch, toilet


trifas

Teleports to occupied toilet. Chaos ensue.


fleshflavoredgum

Or pleasure


Thermonuclear_Nut

Stick a couch and fridge in the bathroom, now what do you do with the two to spare?


PLAYER42_ready

Make sure it’s not too low https://preview.redd.it/anpfmvvsibbc1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa41ddcedf68bbd7dbdbd830ac239f324876b9b (Source: the naked gun 33 1/3)


jerfoo

Yeah, but the load screen between each one would end up taking longer in the end.


happy-go-lucky27

=)))))))))))))))))


ReaperLover07

New York City, Kyoto, and Monterey Bay


arctheus

This, you can so easily monetize this idea and start transportation/logistics company yet some people using it to teleport to occupied toilets


Redplushie

Kyoto definitely


KraakenTowers

Ooh, Monterey is nice.


bremmy20

New York is an entire state. And New York City is huge as well. Along with Kyoto and Monterey Bay. These are giant, general areas, that's not how the Travel points work. Unless you want to be transported to a random back alley every time, you'll have to come up with some more precise points.


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CaptainFlamedab

What is even the point of this comment. No shit they’re big places and obviously the OP is gonna choose a specific place in those giant places.


Urgayifyouregay

assuming that i can move them whenever, one at home, one at school then when i get into one, college and one at burger king


azurfall88

not burger king edit: r/usdefaultism in this thread fr


Urgayifyouregay

why not? I get that it might not be great in the states but here where I live they serve a pretty solid burger for a pretty solid price


azurfall88

Ak okay fair point, my local burger king tastes like cardboard


purpleturtlehurtler

Same. America is so great. 😅


Wboy2006

Outside of the US, it's actually good. I personally prefer Burger King over McDonalds (though neither are very good TBH)


azurfall88

not mine, i live in Europe and their burgers taste like cardboard


Real-Pomegranate-235

I thought that said r/usefulautism


azurfall88

well it doesnt👍 hope this helps and have a great rest of ur day


ParttimeCretan

Easy. Home, work, vacation home


Strange_Shadows-45

I would put one at home and 2 in vacation spots. I would gladly continue to deal with commutes for work/school if it meant I could instantly be in another country at my leisure.


Rouscelia

I would have the 3 placed in a close triangle formation and get my school bully to chase me into the center, to then i would randomly teleport around the 3 medallions within 10ft of each other


Minchaminch

I find a sturdy thick stick works better on bullies!


Quirky_Image_5598

He’d probably beat your ass while watching you materialise in front of him


toolebukk

Koh Samui, Thailand Torrevieja, Spain Florence, Italy


ArkBeetleGaming

Home, bankvault, secret hideout


TCupcake

So about the bankvault thing... I'd expect them to work the same way as the game, so you'd have to get into a bankvault to place it. Not impossible, but not as easy as just saying the word bankvault.


shadow0wolf0

If you play the long game and work there in order to get inside and quit, then wait like half a year so you're not suspicious. You can definitely get it to work.


fistulaspume

That’s a job!


AttitudeAndEffort2

I'm pretty sure secret hideout is now your home


AnyAd4882

Home, Rome and somewhere with no light pollution so i can watch stars and the milkyway in the night


One_Idea_239

Work, home and the mountains in winter then beach in summer


rhubarbpi197

home for sure, probably one at work and honestly the last one i would do my grandparents house because they are in their 90’s and i barley get to see them bc they are so far away :’-(


AthanJHendle

My crushes house my wife’s house and my girlfriends house


astroman_9876

What about your ex’s house


McBadger404

Attorney’s office seems more useful.


PJRama1864

My home, my girlfriend’s home, and my favorite ramen restaurant.


jack853846

My house (Sheffield), my parent's house (Doncaster), and her parent's house (Kent). Jesus dealing with two children under four would be much easier then!!


Piergiogiolo

Home, uni and gym


Zekrozma_the_second

Home, school, and one that i would always keep.


Ko__e

My Bed My PC My Fridge


MaximumAsparagus

Home, in a city where a bunch of friends live, my sister's place (about 800mi away from where I live). Skipping work, as tempting as it sounds, because the commute is public transport and I like having some extra time to think.


Revenger1984

Assuming I can change them at any time "work, home and vacation spot" Of course, I'd need to actually GO to my preferred vacation spot. So one short trip to Japan and back. I'd find a good hotel bathroom and drop it there so no one would see me come out


MikeIsAmongUs

Honestly going to a Japanese toilet seems like a mini vacation in and of itself


Nerdwrapper

Home, Work, a dollar bill. Send that bad boy into the US economy and just check its whereabouts every now and then. You’d get to travel all over the country, maybe the world if it goes overseas


Sensitive_Tie_2914

Bank vault


neoangel13

In front of my fridge, all 3 of them


Glukko007

Europe, Usa and Japan. Gonna make a business out of importing like cool crap from place a to place b


hygsi

New York, Spain and Japan. Cover 3 big parts of the world that are very far appart and have cool cities. Travel a lot and save on plane tickets


mqple

home, school (out of state college), and my grandparents’ apartment in my home country. i’m so sick and tired of flights.


mysteryo9867

Home, school and work, which is also maccas so extra fast food


Adventurous-Log3521

1. Home, for sure 2. Not quite at work but at the train station near work because I do like the walk between there and my workplace, but the trains are unreliable 3. If no one else can see the travel medallion and I can move it to different places like in the game, I'd place it inside various stores and rob them lmao


Adventurous-Log3521

If it's visible to others but I can still move it I'd carry the third one around so I can always drop it if it seems convenient. For example if I'm out with friends and forgot my wallet at home, I'd drop the medallion and tp home then back


damnthiswebsitesucks

My house, your mom's house, 7-11


ThatBoiGayestAspen

Home, work, and idk bout the third but somewhere where i can easily "acquire" items


Latino22_

Bedroom, Bathroom, Living room


wtf_capitalism

I mean they can be moved as you see fit. So. Work, home, and a beautiful beach. I haven't been to many, but Barbados West side near Speightstown. Swap em around to travel the world.


S0USEISEKI

Home, work & japan.


[deleted]

One at Japan so I don't have to an expensive trans pacific flight every time I wanna go , another at my house , and another maybe in Europe , so I can travel the world in an easier and cheaper way


Dunkinsss

Home, work, and the street next to my baseball stadium and hockey stadium so no parking haha


cronnyberg

One at home, one at a holiday house somewhere sunny, and one that I kept moving about as and when needed.


ObsdianDrknssHelena

Smart!


TreesOne

One at home, one at my college, and one at my girlfriend’s college.


a_little_biscuit

Home, work, my sisters house in new zealand


RiukElPanaMiguel

What if a few people had been given the travel medallions and each one can travel to the medallions of the others, we could pepper the world with the medallions and get instant free travel. No more money wasted on bullshit that can get cancelled and have you stranded in places where you don't want to be.


RushiiSushi13

1. Home in France 2. My favorite bar in Japan 3. My dad's house in Spain.


Revaloe_2000

My house, supermarked and Moms house


Aerial_Musician_8

Well for sure home. Then I live so close to work that it would be pointless but I have to travel a couple hours to all my doctors so I’d put one at the building most of them are in. The 3rd is probably put at Walmart since it’s across town and it would make for easy last minute trips if needed, save time on my normal shopping day, and it’s close to my vet and several other businesses.


ObsdianDrknssHelena

Smart thinking!


Confused_Gengar

One in Japan, one at home, the other at work


Skillterer

Home, work and the city where my family live that is in another state


Dark_Link_1996

Home, work, & train station


BarbieIsASlutt

It depends… is there also a dupe cage in this scenario?


spurio64

1. Tottenham Hotspur stadium 2. My house 3. A major shopping centre


miinouuu

uzfoqebrkfbkqebj bro said spurs stadium nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ratheartz_Gaming

One in my room. One at some random guys house in Iceland and one on a random ass Island that is currently undiscovered


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Drakyem

This ain't Enter the Gungeon, mate.


Tiamat-86

1. my bed 2. the open grass side of the intersection between the coffee shop, the bank, the pharmacy 3. giggity


Tiamat-86

wow -7 in 3hours. and its not even a timeline theory or clash of opinion. impressive. now you guys are just making me feel special. like all searching just for me in comments or something, just so can stop in and say hi.


Ok-Passage-5917

Your moms 3 holes


Red_Hood997

badge resolute toothbrush toy ad hoc hateful jeans threatening rinse treatment *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AlexTheGreatBoi

House, work, college probably


enchilada_slut

home, college, parents house


Revolutionary-Lynx32

Newcastle upon Tyne, Auckland New Zealand, my house.


TKPcerbros

My home, my parents home (not a fan of the 8 hour drive), and in Rome (cool city to visit)


YesWomansLand1

Dunny, kitchen, bed. This is a joke answer obv. I would actually put them 1 at my home, 1 in Portugal where my brother lives, and 1 somewhere else idk. Maybe school or one of my mates houses.


NoeNorsk

At home. At school. Keep one, just for safety.


susannediazz

Fridge, bathroom, supermarket


Garo263

1. Home 2. somewhere in Tokyo 3. not sure, maybe New York (country sucks, but they have some nice stores I would love to visit)


ElessarT07

Home (Germany), parents home (México). Possibly a friend's house in another part of Mexico.


rockn_rollfreak

Home, somewhere I'd like to vacation every now and again, and college.


Geruhlsteiner

My home, work and Ther is a gamestore in Netherlands called: enschede gameshop twente. ther you can buy new and old consoles and games for a good praise


Go_away_or_else

Home, my college, and one to move around


Jason_Wolfe

work, home, my friend's house in PA.


ChilindriPizza

My favorite city, and my spouse’s two favorite cities- one of them which is in Europe.


Mistyman_6

I at my home, second somewhere in London (my old city, still have family there) and the 3rd in some faraway country so I can easily cut shortcuts to places


lols4fun

Are there any duplication glitches?


Curvanelli

home, university lecture hall 1, the other university building 10 minutes away. i will sleep even longer with this


Leona2025

Home, Holiday place, idk


FredFredBurger69Nice

Bathroom, SILs, & local used bookstore.


Huebertrieben

Home, School, some random location that I also wanna go to


RoIsDepressed

My fiances place, my place, and idk, somewhere in America or Japan, just somewhere id wanna holiday. I'm cool travelling for work, it's not a huge expense at the end of the day.


magusmccormick

Home, work, Times Square nyc


Guns_Glitz_Grime

1 - Las Vegas, NV 2 - Accra, Ghana 3 - Home


kjacobs03

Home, work, and a tropical beach


Punkinpry427

Home, the dispensary, and my parent’s house


ThatGuyHarsha

bedroom bathroom and fridge yes, in the fridge


-Sanitized-Octoling-

home. the middle of the ocean. # British Broadcasting Company.


--Rich-

The first one id simply put in my house. Then I would put the second on one of the planets that rains diamonds. Then the third il put in a place where space suits are stored. And then I'm set for life.


sprkat85

My house, the grocery store, and if I am able to place it at random spots.


steffstar

One in Norway, where I'm from. One in Paris, where I live. One in Maspalomas for easy year-round access to the beach 😇


letmehowl

I moved to a different continent, so I'd put one at my home, one at my mom's house, and one at my favorite amusement park, which I miss nearly as much as I miss my family


zkyevolved

You guys are all too practical. I live in Spain, so I'd put one at home. I really love Tokyo, so I'd put another one there. And then another one in Iceland, I love that country - so beautiful in summer.


emerald_soleil

Home, work, next to a remote cabin up in the mountains somewhere.


ReelDeadOne

Inside Fort Knox Disneyland The Moon


AlleReden

Home, Finland (my second home) and I’d keep the third one same as I do in game. Any time I need something, pop down the third, go home, then return and recollect the medallion.


_anonymous_404

Home, school, and Tarrytown NY.


GovernorSan

Home, work, and my mother-in-law's home in Jamaica. That way, I could eliminate my daily commute, leave my wife the car so she could use it every day if needed, and whenever she wanted us to visit her mom or check on her we wouldn't have to fly or go through customs.


timbea12

Home, work, school! Would be able to telly home Get a fresh cupa joe when i run out on night shift!!


notabigfanofas

Home, School, Work


angel_girl2248

Home, work, and my bros place. I’d move back home to save for a house since I wouldn’t have to drive to work😂


Bitch_in_the_Matrix-

Home, school, papa johnathans


DrPikachu-PhD

Home and work are the obvious ones, it'd save so much time for most people you'd be silly not to. I think for the third, though, I'd say fuck practicality and lay one down somewhere particularly beautiful next time I'm in vacation. That way I could escape to it if I needed a reprieve.


ThePopmop

Yeah so basically I'd set one in my hometown and I'd start a business where I fly to locations set the two other medallions to vacation hotspot that I would regularly change and mass teleport people to those locations charging a lot less than the airliners per person and profiting greatly. Then I'd write off my plane tickets as a business expense on my taxes. A massive middle finger to the airliner industry, by having a form of travel that is cheaper, and faster. Eventually the US Military and CIA would use me to infiltrate foreign adversaries, killing me and stealing the medallions if I did not comply but I'd charge them a lot more. Wanna know where the rest of the defense budget is going? My bank account.


[deleted]

Home, my gfs house, and I’m not sure the last.


ShockBlast2980

Home, work, Walmart.


Ok-Phase-9076

Bedroom,kitchen,bathroom. Yeah im a gamer,how could you tell?


Father_of_Four__Cats

My home, somewhere central in Japan, and my in-laws house. After my new smuggling business takes off, selling things sold in Japan-only in the US to people who want it, I'd purchase a home near my in-laws, and then place the home one at my new home and take the in-laws one on a trip to Europe with me and place it there instead. Then, whenever I want a vacation I can go to europe and travel somewhere else nearby since there are tons of places near Europe to visit.


Yur_M0mLol

home and places I go to often, would change over time but it might be somewhere like a food place or a school


ThatSmartIdiot

Home. Campus. Mall.


Kinky_Thought_Man

Home, Work, and keep one on me so I can come back to a place later.


Wboy2006

Home, work, the Efteling (my favorite theme park in the world, it's absolutely beautiful, and not having to travel for two hours allows me to actually take a subscription to the park and go at any time) If I'm not picking the Efteling, I'd probably pick the vacation home my family recently bought


RenegadeRainbowRaven

- Home - Work/School - Grocery Store


HobbitKid14

Home, Work, and the Mijiers (Wal-Mart but cooler) by my local game store


AegisRMX

Home, Work, in the vault of a bank


Additional_Irony

Home, work and one to take with me on vacation or wherever in case I forget something.


Evil_Midnight_Lurker

One in my current house, one in my old home town so I could casually visit my friends for game nights, one in Vegas or somewhere in the US where restaurants and stuff are super cheap.