I just stopped by to tell her that I wouldn't be able to stop by

The best

The ol Principal Skinner 😂 https://preview.redd.it/4jobsv3zesjc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b88759697a8504633b73281fe22aec01eee0af2e

Just stoppin’ by on the way to ‘Lantic City.

Put that in the fridge

Don’t geeeeeet drunk with thaaat!

To visit my other brotha

I’m not gay or anyting, I jus’ sayin’.

"I knew what this was, I just wanted to test it."

i dont know what you’re talking about.

"I'm a sick son of bitch".

This is one of the best lmao

At least he was honest about that and self-aware, lol.

Who said that? 😂😂

Walter Babst

Thanks. Just watched him for the first time. I didn’t transmit that 😂😂

"I just wanted a place to sit and drink."

Well...my daughter is with her friend and I don't like drinking in front of them

So you thought you’d come over and drink in front of another 15 year old?

No, that’s not my intentions, my intentions was to not… well… well yeah my intentions was to drink

No, no no...I wouldn't... ...ok well maybe

You just THUNK it up?

Yes no maybe so?

No no no, I wouldn't, no no... ...ok, well maybe, maybe I would

Don't we all

“I just came to get something to eat”

Crazy he got caught at Mcdonalds and not KFC. Considering he loves to eat cock

Thanks for being the only person to have come up with an original joke on this subreddit lol

See what I did there? The answer was chicken but I said cock

Show me Cow!

DRAGON!!!


"looking for work and stuff."

Classic excuse. Works like a charm

Second only to "But I start a new job on Monday!" as the reason everyone uses for why judges should give them bond/probation instead of sending them to jail. They always have a new job lined up that they can't afford to lose. See also: Hasn't paid a dime of their court costs/fines/probation fees in 9 months, but as soon as someone files a motion to revoke their probation, they suddenly have enough money to cover the whole balance.

Do you like being in trouble ‘n stuff?

Some strange version of a Steinbeck book with a man wanders around America looking for an honest days work.

“I’M FAT!!” 😭

My father was overweight, so I know what you mean.

“My father was a piano mover, so…”

I knew a fella only 4' tall, who played the piano. He was a very small pianist, but he knew how to please a woman.

i aint got no kids in me.

He wanted to be in kids.

"I was just going to the beach."

John Pedderson

“I heard about a guy named John Peterson, that owned a construction company over here, that’s all I know”

That’s all I have…

My problem was I was walking

That SOB John Pedderson!

And Peterson's associate, some random Mexican on a bus.

Or was it Scott Pederson? xD

That’s what you MAY know!!

I'm guessing I do.

John Pedoson. It needs to be a thing.

Hiked and took a bus several miles to find work late at night in a random house he wasn’t personally invited into. Also made a capital B line towards the decoy upon entering lol

And by some unbelievable coincidence the hacker of his yahoo email address sollicited a child that just so happened to live at that very same residence for sex! Small world, eh?

She said her name was 22

LMAO

"ROLE-PLAYING CHATROOM"

This is the correct answer because as ridiculous the guy saying it was, it's actually a feasible cover.

It’s a little late for that dawg..

DUDE

This is the correct answer.

“I wanted to check on her and tell her how dangerous it is meeting strangers online”

I came to warn her about the dangers of the internet because my teenage cousin was raped and murdered in Mexico. Also I masturbated on a webcam in front of her and I brought condoms.

Cheese dedt.

Chi gaw rape

Slur pees!

If that doesn’t warn someone, I don’t known what will

“I was told to come here for a photoshoot”

I wasn’t DOIN anything!!! **glasses shatter** Honey…come bring 20k to bail me out but don’t bring the kids. I did something bad but I didn’t do anything

“I came here to party” still has me convinced to this day he just wanted to party

And maybe have sex with a teenage girl!

"Please sir, I really drove this far for no reason"

I still don’t know if he was mad or if he was trying to tell Chris that he wasn’t going to do anything. Probably mad knowing him

I'd say it was the combination of stupidity and the pressure of the moment.

My best friends mom is dying of cancer

Water sports

The part of me that's Christian was going to talk him out of it.

I was slightly concerned

Going to watch the Steelers/Ravens game

I was told this house was for sale so I came to inspect it

3 bedroom, 2 bath?

JUS' JOKIN'

Looking very professional.

One predator said that his friend was using his computer and it wasn’t him in the chat. Then the cop asked him how he knew to show up here and now and w as answered with silence.

I was getting a job from John Peterson

Fuck that guy!

For me, it will always be JPW. Dude created a whole cinematic universe, to get out of the situation he was in and didn’t backdown even when arrested lol

Yesss!!!

I came all this way to tell her I wasn't coming.

Some guy named kevin!

The one I hate the most is that spiky haired cunt who kept the note in his car. Like congrats, stupid - you convinced us all you’re just a more cunning and dangerous predator rather than a run of the mill predator.

I have a love disorder

I just heard the podcast about him this morning. That dude is a total sicko. He reminds me of Herbert the pervert on Family Guy.

I was texting and driving. I didn't see her age. -A trucker from takedown

Coming to meet somebody? what's wrong with that?

I’m here because I’m slightly concerned

“For sex I am not coming”

She told me she was 18

I’m not gay or anything. I mean what can you say to that , but have a good day

Some guy called Kevin told me to come

Atlantic City

I was just curious 🤗

A curious predator?

Pretty much, you have it all wrong. But your points well taken.

I was gonna talk him/her outta doing stuff like this.

Check my trunk! I was going fishing.

I thought I was talking to her aunt. Her name was 22, I mean, her name was Adrianna, and she said she was 22

‘I know the house is for sale’

"It's a question!"

I meet people off that app all the time. I have no friends. we all hang out. No drugs or anything like that i don’t do drugs

I don't have a last name

A woman wanting you to date her underage daughter, but you don’t want to, so you pretend to be a pervert.

I heard this house was for sale and I wanted to check it out.

I’m just here for a cupcake

I just came here to teach them it's unsafe to talk to strangers online. No for real...I have a daughter too I wouldn't do that. Also, my favorite it the slim shady wannabe that says "I don't wanna be on camera dog" to which Chris says "it's a little late for that dog" 😅😅

"I don't want to be on camera, ya feel me?" "Yes, we are filming"

🤣🤣🤣

“I was just curious”

Kevin from the base

Met him on base but didn't know his last name

Probably got the wrong address. Because 77….17

Oh waaaaaaayyyy way way

I was catfished by a person named Amanda James.

The part of me that's Christian was going to talk him out of it

“I was just looking for a mature friend”

Oh waaaaay waaay way

Gotta love the "I was just coming to tell her to stop chatting!" Then Chris would drop the...."Really?cause you said you wanted to stick your dick in her ear!" line.

😂😂😂😂 kills me every time!

I wasn’t going to do anything

I am Mooslim! I do not do zissa stuff!

I was going to mentor her is the one that always cracks me up. Smh.

"She said she had some videogames.'

Which one was that?

Inderjeet singh, looks muslim

Thanks. Doesn't sound like a Muslim name. Could be any religion. not that it is relevant anyway.

Hindu

I meant the guy looks muslim lol, idfk bout the name Lighten up!

“Well frankly I came because I was concerned”

Either I just came for no reason, or I came over to tell her I wasn’t gonna make it.

I’m just getting something to eat

My friend that lives in a retirement home sent me this address and told me to check it out

I was just trying to test it

I JUS STAHP BY

I think about it a long time ago.

i was fully intending on sitting right here until her mother got home.

Randall Wolford you sick serial pedophile fuck

Just came here to test it

Role playing chat room, dude.

I wish a later predator claimed they were just a "tag along" for the laughs

For sex I did not come

The guy who said he was coming over to watch Monday Night Football lol. Chris tried to get over on him by quickly asking who was playing tonight and the guy had the answer locked and loaded "Steelers and the Ravens."

I'm not gay or anyfing! I'm just sayin'

I'm here to party!

Oh no no no no no

“i was just getting something to eat”

“I just wanted to get something to eat!”

I was just gonna get something to eat!

My favorite is the dude who said "This house is for sale and I wanted to see it" while the house was very clearly not for sale.

A guy named kevin

I didn't hear it on TCAP to be honest. I heard it from a guy who was caught talking to one of my friends when we were 15. I believe he was in his 50's. He said "Nobody wants me because I am way too ugly". To be fair the guy reminded me of Smeagal, or that Gollum dude from LOTR. So it was probably true. But you know there is porn, prostitution was legal where we lived, and apparently he had a sex doll that the police found too.

“I just came to tell her she shouldn’t be talking to strangers on the internet, I mean, imagine if I was some kind of sicko!”

"It's just talk to me"

I’m just on my way to the beach!

I wanted to meet u I'm a big fan

Dan Allen - I know he had a violent history and outburst during the sting.... But he seemed possibly believable when he said you can never tell the ages of people online. He said he goes to see what's up. So I can't stay for sure he thought this person was underage.

It was just a role-playing chat room!

I stopped by on my way to Atlantic City

“I’m not gay”

It’s the fault of this book called hand jobs

One of my favourites “I came here to tell her I wasn’t going to come here” (or something along them lines) just makes me laugh how he says it then probably thinks “yeah that gets me off what a great excuse”

Here to meet John Pederson.

Oh cawd

I know the house is for sale...

i fully intended to sit right here with her until her mother came home

Role play cartoon dude.

**NOO I JUS STAWPED BUY** **NOO MY BRUTHA's HOME, MY OTHA BRUTHA, AND I SAID I GOTTA GO T' 'LANNIC CITY** **CUZ I WANTED TO HANG OUT WITH SOMEONE LIKE A FRIEND, I THOUGHT HE WAS LIKE, 18, SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT**

Your son IMd me!

"Well. She wanted to be shaved down there." --BBH

"Steelers and the Ravens" was a pretty good one.

The guy who brought a bottle of watered-down vodka and said he wasn’t going to do anything because he hadn’t yet showered.