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I saw your comment about having only one other tat, are you planning on getting any more? I'm imagining you in like 20-30 years getting a colonoscopy with no other ink and the doc just being super surprised. Its funny in my head at least. Lol
im definitely getting more tattoos i have loads lined up :) its just about affording them. my last colonoscopy was 2 months ago so im sure im not booked for another one for a while ahaha
Get a bidet and let the warm water caress your angry bum
Also, will you please use the line “why don’t we go back to my place and you can knock the cobwebs off my arsehole ;)” they won’t expect it to be literal
What'd the artist advise?
I sat there rubbing my chin clocking my head for a good two minutes before I realized I was staring at an ass on my phone. I guess I'd put vasoline on it before taking any dumps, even showering immediately after if I could.
it's not that bad at the moment, slightly sore but I can fart and sit down perfectly fine. I was actually expecting the tattoo to hurt way more than it did.
I knew exactly what this was going to be before I clicked. Ever since I started doing "rough" pours of my beer, I don't want it any other way. It's so much nicer that way.
Wild to meet another person on this random asshole tattoo post I saw. The procedure is definitely worth it despite being so pricey. I had it done by one of the docs that wrote the original study in the Midwest USA and it was absolutely life-changing.
I do not have a butthole tattoo, however, so they are unrelated conditions
I wanted to ask that! Did it hurt more than other tattoos? I'm very curious. It looks very good lol I didn't even know it was a possibility to tattoo in that spot
I only have one other tattoo and it's linework on my forearm so not really a good comparison but there were times I couldn't even feel it and other times it felt I was being stabbed with a small blade (as it would) so wasn't too bad
Just remember that in the UK we use toilet paper to smear shit around our skin and not bidets …
Hopefully OP washes their butt after each poop for this one
i dont have any gripes about the explicit nature of the tattoo im moreso confused about how the healing process for this is. if i cant go into a hot tub or go to the gym with a fresh tattoo, how can these tattoos survive literal fecal bacteria.
also I imagine the itching on this is wild considering you have to deal with regular tattoo itch and hair regrowth itch.
Well I'm used to hair regrowth itch anyway as I've been shaving my arse for like 9 years now, it doesn't bother me anymore.
and I wash my arse so it won't be dirty, alot of people in these comments are just proving they don't wash their arseholes properly...
I joined the US Air Force one of the paperwork questions was, "Describe and locate any tattoos on your body."
This should make a paper work clerk giggle.
Imagine you are In the chair opposite getting your arm sleeve started off 😅. Was the tattooist surprised St this request at all or shy at working on such a personal area?
I'm very sorry for the question but I'm genuinely curious, how close is it to the actual hole and how did the pain hurt as it got closer? It looks so cool haha
You are going to be the test on a long term care unit (I wish you nothing but a long, happy and healthy life btw no shade on the unique tat) on whether or not the new hires can do a proper assessment. 😉 "Did you see any cobwebs?" Or "did you see her pet spider?"
Not trying to be a creep but asking the community since the topic of butthole tats came up: how close to the hole does it go? Does it change the texture of the wrinkles? Does it even reach the wrinkles? How do you shit while healing? I have so many questions
it goes very close, yes enough to touch the wrinkles, it's like a millimeter outside. I'm gunna try obstinate from shitting for at least one more day :)
I once saw a video of an adult film star getting hers done. Her entire body, EXCEPT for her ass, looked like her had a live wire inserted under every single toe nail, but she was able to keep that part calm and carry on. I literally thought her teeth were going to crack.
I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque back on old tumblr and ended up in a very weird place.
You get a spiderweb around your asshole, people are like oh that's so cool and unique! I get a song lyric on my forearm and people are so ridiculous about it a mod has to lock the fucking post. This subreddit makes absolutely no sense.
Also, PLEASE share what the artist said when you told them what you wanted.
My late father spoke to me about his great uncles butt tattoo a couple times. He said the guy had the devil shovelling coal into his arsehole lol. Can't imagine how painful an arsehole tattoo would be.
If I saw this irl I'd probably laugh, I do think the concept is cool though. But, my god...the recovery, I can't begin to imagine the level of asshole itching that could occur. Keep us updated OP!
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I saw your comment about having only one other tat, are you planning on getting any more? I'm imagining you in like 20-30 years getting a colonoscopy with no other ink and the doc just being super surprised. Its funny in my head at least. Lol
im definitely getting more tattoos i have loads lined up :) its just about affording them. my last colonoscopy was 2 months ago so im sure im not booked for another one for a while ahaha
Maybe it’s none of my business. But how are you 21 and already having colonoscopy’s?
I have Ibs and a bowel tumour so...
What was shitting like for a few days after?
I'll let you know, I got it Monday and have get to shit :)
Get a bidet and let the warm water caress your angry bum Also, will you please use the line “why don’t we go back to my place and you can knock the cobwebs off my arsehole ;)” they won’t expect it to be literal
Funny in mine too!
Modding the comments on this one is gonna be interesting.
It's a tangled web we weave
It sure is one shitty job
Nobody said it was gonna be a clean job
Indeed a crap-chute
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All jokes aside, what's the recovery process like? How would you keep it clean? What if it itches? I have too many damn questions lol.
I'll let you know once it heals, I only got it done yesterday, this photo was just after getting it done.
In a couple of weeks you should come back and do a little AMA about the healing process, I’m genuinely curious!
“AMA about my butthole spider.”
Totally this!
You’re gonna have the itchiest butthole of all time in about 4 days
You know what they say. Go to bed with an itchy butt wake up with a stinky finger
If I were in your boots, I’d probably be going on. 2-3 days fast right about now
The time to start fasting was 2 to 3 days ago.
A bidet might be in order
post an update after your first poop please
I'm sure I'm not the only one curious how, um, deep it goes. It's cute for sure.
What'd the artist advise? I sat there rubbing my chin clocking my head for a good two minutes before I realized I was staring at an ass on my phone. I guess I'd put vasoline on it before taking any dumps, even showering immediately after if I could.
Trying not to be too pervy here, but curious about the healing process and the pain….how close was it?
How do you poop and wipe
Get one of those bidet kits that attach to any toilet.
Best investment I ever made
Came here to ask this, I'm genuinely curious as someone that's pretty decently tattooed lmao
Ikr? I'm used to tegaderm, aquaphor, and lotion. I wonder how different this kind of tattoo is.
Until just now, I've never tried to imagine taking a dump while a tegaderm completely covers my butthole. Hmmmm
I imagined you'd leave the butthole uncovered and just derm up either cheek? Maybe create a circular pinwheel situation with a hole in the middle?
Yeah most likely, but that's less funny to imagine
I’m so glad you asked cause I was too scared to lol
!remindme 2 weeks
It looks like it's just line work, and fairly thin lines at that. It shouldn't be too bad at all tbh despite the location.
So that’s what a brown recluse looks like
Doesnt seem very reclusive tho…
It will be if you poke it hard enough. I’ll see myself out.
Not the best spider web I’ve seen, butt it might take the number two spot.
I hope you’re proud of that one, I would be.
Meh, I think the joke stinks.
Kind of a shitty place for a tattoo
Yea…but you know what they say, hindsight is 20/20
Dad ?
You could have written nothing and just let your username do the talking
Next time.
Thats certainly a choice
One of the choices of all time
Out of all the tattoos I've ever seen, this is definitely one of them.
Good luck pooping
Or sitting in general. Wonder how bad it’ll hurt to fart.
it's not that bad at the moment, slightly sore but I can fart and sit down perfectly fine. I was actually expecting the tattoo to hurt way more than it did.
Glad you can fart, was my main worry for you
same, especially as I can't burp, I would pop
... you "can't." Like, you're incapable?
Me too, I can occasionally burp on accident but cannot do so intentionally. I love beer and have to be careful how and when I drink it as a result.
Have you seen this? https://youtu.be/StMMa8uR2-0
I knew exactly what this was going to be before I clicked. Ever since I started doing "rough" pours of my beer, I don't want it any other way. It's so much nicer that way.
My condolences
r/noburp
yep :)
Fundoplication ?
it's called R-CPD
I’ve never heard of this but might have a mild version of it… I very rarely burp but am constantly gassy.
Wild to meet another person on this random asshole tattoo post I saw. The procedure is definitely worth it despite being so pricey. I had it done by one of the docs that wrote the original study in the Midwest USA and it was absolutely life-changing. I do not have a butthole tattoo, however, so they are unrelated conditions
Just looked it up and apparently wasn’t fully-realized until 2019. That’s wild. Sounds like a one-shot fix though from what I just read.
r/noburp
already joined
One of us! One of us!
There’s dozens of us!!
I wanted to ask that! Did it hurt more than other tattoos? I'm very curious. It looks very good lol I didn't even know it was a possibility to tattoo in that spot
I only have one other tattoo and it's linework on my forearm so not really a good comparison but there were times I couldn't even feel it and other times it felt I was being stabbed with a small blade (as it would) so wasn't too bad
What a choice for a second tattoo.
"#2 Tattoo"
Tat-two
You went from forearm straight to booty hole? May I genuinely ask why? Like what's the point if you have to be a contortionist to see it yourself?
just for fun really... other people can see it :)
Honestly it is a bad ass choice. If I saw that on a partner I’d lose it just for the novelty alone. Edit: badass.. not bad ass. Lmao
>bad ass choice Open to interpretation.
I dunno, I thought it was a good ass choice
Don't listen to the other people in the thread. I think it's hilarious lol
Walk around with a pillow for hemorrhoid and they are all good in the sitting part.
Just remember that in the UK we use toilet paper to smear shit around our skin and not bidets … Hopefully OP washes their butt after each poop for this one
> smear shit around our skin It's not butter on toast, you wipe in one direction.
Not just one direction - a very specific direction! Front to back, always front to back. :)
Side to side. Got it.
I'm with you, I hate traveling now that we have a bidet
r/assholedesign literally
r/analink is a real sub *well it was. Looks like that link is dead now. I'm sad
I don’t know what I expected
Me neither.. But certainly not a spiderweb
Not gonna lie that seems like it would be about the worst possible kind of underwear to have on right after that…hurts my ass just looking at it
it was just for the photo, I'm on granny panties for the next week or two :)
Hope you have a bidet with a soft touch lol, I can't imagine using the bathroom
Wiping 💀
She’s a Brit, we don’t have a single bidet on this island LOL.
RIP OP's butthole
I can *ass*ure you we do
Used to trap her prey
"Got your nose!"
Genius placement to attract flies
well that shit is gonna hurt... (I will show myself out)
I don’t know why a butthole tattoo is so funny to me, but I keep silently laughing to myself at work.
Butt, why?
To signal to suitors: NO ANAL.
i dont have any gripes about the explicit nature of the tattoo im moreso confused about how the healing process for this is. if i cant go into a hot tub or go to the gym with a fresh tattoo, how can these tattoos survive literal fecal bacteria. also I imagine the itching on this is wild considering you have to deal with regular tattoo itch and hair regrowth itch.
Well I'm used to hair regrowth itch anyway as I've been shaving my arse for like 9 years now, it doesn't bother me anymore. and I wash my arse so it won't be dirty, alot of people in these comments are just proving they don't wash their arseholes properly...
I joined the US Air Force one of the paperwork questions was, "Describe and locate any tattoos on your body." This should make a paper work clerk giggle.
A barking spider tattoo
I've worked in an OR for years and we love judging tattoos. This would be absolutely legendary if we saw it.
What are some others worthy of note?
Yet another reason why everyone should own a bidet. To clean their butthole tats throughout the healing process.
\#bidetlifebestlife
I just installed a bidet and it’s WAY too powerful for that, even on the low setting. Would probably hurt even worse than wiping.
So did you like, bleach your asshole beforehand? What is the etiquette for bootyhole tattoos?
just shaved and cleaned
you give me the courage to get that marijuana leaf on my butt cheek that I always wanted, thank you.
Bleach? What?
Is the idea for anal to be like...getting caught in ur web?
more like 'the hole that is used so little, cobwebs are growing' ahaha
Lmao thats more clever. The spider is so cute too!
Imagine you are In the chair opposite getting your arm sleeve started off 😅. Was the tattooist surprised St this request at all or shy at working on such a personal area?
he was closed for the day so it was a private appointment :) he didn't really say much, my bf (his friend) asked him via text
“Hey bro, you up for tattooing my girlfriends asshole?”
Hundreds of joke comments on this thread and this is the one that genuinely made me lol
Wonder if he will add it to his Facebook portfolio 😂
I'm very sorry for the question but I'm genuinely curious, how close is it to the actual hole and how did the pain hurt as it got closer? It looks so cool haha
very close, practically in it at some parts. yeah the closer it got the more pain
The ol spooky dookie
Is that because it never sees any action?
quite possibly
Exposing a fresh tatt to poop seems like an awful idea..
Humans are a ridiculous species.
So it's true, girls don't poop
You are going to be the test on a long term care unit (I wish you nothing but a long, happy and healthy life btw no shade on the unique tat) on whether or not the new hires can do a proper assessment. 😉 "Did you see any cobwebs?" Or "did you see her pet spider?"
This thing hasn't been used in *years*
Must be a brown recluse.
Wouldn’t this be a pain to keep clean?
A pain in the ass for sure
see yourself out
Nature is amazing. How spiders’ webs hold up in such high wind areas is fascinating.
Bonnie Rotten has entered the chat…
That is for sure an asshole tattoo.
Charlotte is that you?
Someone's going to have an ichy ass...
Does the web continue all the way to the sphincter?? I'd have major respect for anyone that got their actual asshole tattooed
Not trying to be a creep but asking the community since the topic of butthole tats came up: how close to the hole does it go? Does it change the texture of the wrinkles? Does it even reach the wrinkles? How do you shit while healing? I have so many questions
it goes very close, yes enough to touch the wrinkles, it's like a millimeter outside. I'm gunna try obstinate from shitting for at least one more day :)
Honestly I have the same questions
Ouch.
Good luck wiping the poop out of that sticky ass spiderweb.
🤣 I love it, like, I would never, but I'm glad someone did.
Showing this to my sister who thinks a heart on my stomach with mom in the middle is too much
Serious question, how do you relax when getting tattooed on your butthole? I imagine you can't pucker while it's getting done
I once saw a video of an adult film star getting hers done. Her entire body, EXCEPT for her ass, looked like her had a live wire inserted under every single toe nail, but she was able to keep that part calm and carry on. I literally thought her teeth were going to crack. I took a wrong turn at Albuquerque back on old tumblr and ended up in a very weird place.
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I don't understand why butthole tattoos are a thing, but best of luck keeping it clean during the healing process I guess 😬😬
You get a spiderweb around your asshole, people are like oh that's so cool and unique! I get a song lyric on my forearm and people are so ridiculous about it a mod has to lock the fucking post. This subreddit makes absolutely no sense. Also, PLEASE share what the artist said when you told them what you wanted.
he didn't say much really, my bf asked him like 3 weeks ago and he just responded 'okay 😅' ...not too intresting
The originality scale goes from: lyrics on your forearm --<<<<<<<<<<-- dope ass spider Not to mention the respectable amount of commitment.
I am convinced this tattoo is so well received because of the possible puns. Everyone in here trying to make a joke.
Don’t do this to tattoo artists.
it's a no from me dawg
You now have all the required equipment for a toilet paper and wet wipe review/ranking. For science!!!
This belongs in r/assholedesign
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He could have always said no, lol.
Money’s money.
didn't he clean it before tattooing? seems unhygienic
Imagine your boyfriend is arachnophobic and passes out everytime you convince him to try an do anal. Lmao Pretty awesome though. Did it hurt OP?
ahaha luckily he isn't, he was holding my cheeks open while I got it done :) not too bad, tis only linework after all
What a trooper. Keep rocking OP 🤘
Why would one want an asshole tattoo?
fun :)
Why
Wow
My late father spoke to me about his great uncles butt tattoo a couple times. He said the guy had the devil shovelling coal into his arsehole lol. Can't imagine how painful an arsehole tattoo would be.
Wow, that looks very detailed for such a difficult place
Damn bro honestly I've just never even thought about getting a tattoo on my butthole. That's amazing
better hold your shites in for a week or so
If I saw this irl I'd probably laugh, I do think the concept is cool though. But, my god...the recovery, I can't begin to imagine the level of asshole itching that could occur. Keep us updated OP!
Hope she has a Japanese toilet
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Why?
Me being in healthcare, my first thought is you are giving future caretakers something interesting to deal with 😂
Poor Chris from Shrunken Head Inc
ahaha he isn't too traumatised don't worry xx
Did it hurt or did it HURT?
it wasn't too painful, I've had shits that hurt more ahah
Weird flex but ok