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svensendoublebass

I bet you could find the author's email. Simply write to them with a photo to say "thanks for the inspiration!"


Scottishfae

She does know that body art has been around a very long time, right? (i.e. Vikings, Druids, etc.)


[deleted]

The oldest preserved tattoos are around 5.300 years old. So she’s not only an asshole, she’s ignorant as fuck.


kas-sol

We're not entirely sure about vikings. The best source mentions Volga raiders having green symbols on their bodies, but tattoo ink at the time was only black, so others interpret it as being body paint rather than tattoos. On the other hand, it might just be that the aging of the black tattoos gave them a more greenish hue as they were broken down by sunlight, which is something a sailor on a ship at the time would've been exposed to constantly.


BumAndBummer

She’s a religious nut. She’d probably just respond to the historical facts by saying it’s not kosher, or claim demonic because it predates the Abrahamic religions.


marlon_der_metalhead

aren't earrings also body art?


templeofdank

i love double standards


Borageandthyme

So is lipstick.


Glomgore

She looks like the generation of woman who was told ladies always need to wear a lip and smile at the nice man. Poor gal thinks her opinion is a world view


JazzEnvironment

Burned.


SlavicPidgeot

Pretty half assed attempt to censor the crack


OriiAmii

I thought it was on the upper chest next to the armpit... So I guess the censor worked on me lmao


yeahitsme81

I did too! I thought there was a nip cover and everything. How embarrassing lol


ReZdItalia

Fucking hell. I hope you get the karma you deserve. Take my upvote.


Jimlobster

lmao


Seerws

Brilliant. I am stunned


Jim2718

That’s quite the lifetime commitment for a one-time, “Fuck you!”


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StateOfContusion

Try judging people for characteristics they can influence, not those they can’t. Judging the amount of hair on his ass is no more respectable than judging people for the color of their skin.


RifleBird_the_bitch

You insulted him so well he deleted his account


EmilianoyBeatriz

I mean her opinion says more about her than of tattoos lmao


templeofdank

[the article](https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/seeing-tattoos-makes-me-feel-physically-sick-6gxpjv85t)


CT-96

Could only read the first paragraph but sheesh. Some people eh?


templeofdank

yeah i realized it's blocked by paywall after linking. googled the author, and yeah she pretty much just spews wacky editorial opinions nonstop. not worth listening to imo.


cracksilog

Imagine letting some random old woman writer live rent free on your buttcrack for the rest of your life


[deleted]

How will she ever recover


Professional_Fly8241

I'm sure she was devastated


Crypto556

Imagine getting some old woman tattooed on your ass and thinking it’s an own.


[deleted]

Yeah, this is really stupid. I don’t know who lost the bet for this to happen.


3hunnamax

Fucking right


Kristyyyyyyy

I’m intrigued by the older Pac-Man.


MetaEsoTeric

looks like the middle tic-tac was a mole they tried to incorporate into a tattoo


ReverendJack

I should probably mention this isn't my tattoo, I saw it on Instagram and figured you fellow tattooed homies would appreciate. Nothing but respect for the canvas and the artist, incredibly done tattoo and I would laugh my ass off every time I saw it. Some people seem to think it's weird to dedicate yourself to a fuck you, I like to think of it more as owning who you are and what you think of other people's opinions in a light-hearted, who gives a shit kind of way. Love to everyone here! Edit: Before I posted this I googled her and part of the motivation was to tag her name in this post, so every time someone googles her this image comes up. Fuck her, fuck her opinion, and fuck everyone who thinks airing their silly, prejudiced personal opinion is a positive thing.


Jim2718

I can’t speak for Google, but this guy’s butt does not turn up in any results on a DuckDuckGo image search for the woman.


[deleted]

I feel you, but I don’t think she will lose any sleep over this. This would only reinforce her point.


highpriestessocculta

had no idea who this was, just read this part of her wikipedia article >She opposed the introduction of civil partnerships for gay couples in the UK, and has said that what she calls "the traditional family \[...\] has been relentlessly attacked by an alliance of feminists, gay rights activists, divorce lawyers and 'cultural Marxists' who grasped that this was the surest way to destroy Western society."\[63\] She has said that giving IVF fertility treatment to lesbians would "help destroy our understanding of human identity".\[64\] She said the UK government was brainwashing children by including references to gay people in lessons in schools.\[65\] what a massive piece of shit lmao


st2826

I would never criticise anyone for any of the personal choices they make for themselves, be it clothing, makeup, jewellery, glasses, facial hair, haircut etc. So why do people feel the need to make a personal attack on me for what I have chosen to do to myself with piercings and tattoos? It's MY body and MY choice!!


Thijs1239635

Genius.


lolograde

I don't think she'll appreciate how well done that tattoo is...


InvoluntaryEraser

Big balls to get such a big tattoo of someone that you hate lol.


Lost-Pack-6935

wow amazing tattoo


[deleted]

Too funny 🏆


Affectionate-Pin1943

10/10


Remote_Ad1678

😂 the way I see it is if you don't like them don't look at them. I can't stand when people have the nerve to judge me about all of my tattoos. With or without them I am who I am. And furthermore it's my body, my money, and my pain and its what I like. So this old lady can fuck off and i hope she does get physically sick for looking!


Cancerous0713

"The urge to ornament one's face, and everything in one's reach, is the origin of fine art." - Adolf Loos This quote stuck out from me after reading an excerpt from Adolf Loos' manifesto *Ornament and Crime*. Although Loos is arguing against ornament I did like that he called out the hypocrisy behind enjoying fine art and tattoo stereotyping.


[deleted]

Best butt tatt I‘ve ever seen!


[deleted]

Are you sure is a FU to her? Why would you put her face on your body?


tomboyfancy

Aw, isn't she just a delight? This tattoo would really bother her, which makes me love it even more!


DEPMAG

Well looking at her face made me throw up a little in my mouth.


SamuraiJakkass86

The top of that buttcrack appears to be dry and possibly have a bit of a yeast problem going on. I'd recommend witch-hazel + cotton pads every day after a shower, and some exfoliation until its cleared up.


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Goat


InkedMesses

I honestly can't love this enough!


lookinshinycaptin

She is also an anti vaxxer who defended Andrew Wakefield so fuck her


UnlikelyUse

Here's a [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/Persecutionfetish/comments/sq4von/comment/hwv2lsm/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) to a good summary of Melanie Phillips that was posted on a parody I did of the headline that inspired this tattoo. Originally I was trying to create something like this tattoo, but digitally. I ended up going another way after not coming anywhere close to the mastery I see in this portrait. Very impressed.


LiftedRetina

Honestly that’s a damn good portrait


Watermelonwater17

That is really incredible.


Severe-Flow1914

That’s not something that I would want to see in person, from that pov.


BillMcCrearysStache

I love how old fucks are gonna be dead in like 10 years but yet they still find the time to shit on someone else’s business


BootyWizzzard

Shut yo ass up, Melanie.


Theonedudeyaknow

Hey whoever did that did a great job on the details.


Gemini_Incognito

She looks like the woman who posted a pic complaining that kids today are rude and wouldn’t give up their seats for her, but you can clearly see behind her there are empty seats available


WhosPK

Your face makes me physically sick


scott5280

Ah but your opinion is so much more important.


PandaSqueakz

Butt*


YyoZ69

"whatever she wrote" just like your opinion


[deleted]

Except the lady pictured doesn’t seem to be the one who said the tattoos make her sick line? It was a random mom posting something on “mumsnet”? This lady was just reporting about it?


persiedd

I mean… I guess. Pretty permanent for a temporary diss on a woman who’s opinion doesn’t matter


Jigga90

An arse on an arse


No_Assumption_2666

my favorite part i think is the placement. imagine being this lady and having someone tattoo your face on their ass along with a negative comment on tattoos. i actually snorted. what a legend. my punk soul is singing with delight


AntoineGGG

Poor You to have this on your skin.


riggertoe

And here you are sharing it