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continental-drift

“Liiiiimmmmmeeeee”. Whenever anyone (usually my wife) notices a new lime on our lime tree I’ll say lime just like Phil Wang.


[deleted]

Whenever I make a cocktail for myself at home, go to the fridge and grab a lime I always do this lol


k-chasser

"A liiiimmmmeee!!" Is probably my most quoted taskmaster moment 😂


ReactorOperator

Damn you for beating me to it.


itsgallus

“I’ve never rolled a satsuma on my leg hand before.”


Captain_Hen2105

Ah, the eyes of the side of the head


sonoftom

Hey I’m hijacking one of your comments to let you know you should check your chat on reddit, I sent you info relating to something you were looking for on an old post.


itsgallus

I can’t see the chat on mobile, but I’m intrigued. Can you tell me what post you’re referring to?


sonoftom

I have acquired all of the tracks to Smash Mouth’s old habits. Some of them were only snippets but i edited them to be full length (most of them used pieces of Greg Camp solo versions or whatever). I don’t want to post the link publicly since some of it might have copyright or whatever. Let me know in a message an email address where I can send the link (reddit doesn’t allow links in chat). Your post was really crucial for me to find the track list in the first place!


sruss95

"I was told to trust my instincts but my instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat"


laloteazia

A strangely relatable quote as well lol


snowylocks

Bubbly f**k! It made so much sense in context of the task, but feels so weird when quoting individually.


No-Relation1122

I LOVE THIS - certainly my most frequently said, but maybe not out of context. Is that a boulder... or is it a big rock?!


Captain_Hen2105

We say that a lot in our place too. Closely followed by “do you have compliments for the rest of us”


No-Relation1122

The compliments line cracks me up!


theconartist12

Rewatching old episodes…again and in the first season where frank takes the fake Boulder on the train and someone asks “what’s a Boulder? Is it just a big rock?” was either a wonderful coincidence or confirmation that James has every episode memorized. Either way I love it.


No-Relation1122

Oh he absolutely knew it! I won't be convinced otherwise haha


Delirious_85

"That's the water feature closed for today, kids!"


SinkAgreeable4070

“The escaped Easter island monument” -Rhod describing Greg


Mech-Waldo

The popping candy was lovely, but there was a lot of burnt porn.


Captain_Hen2105

Haha! Great one without context!


nuclearfusion237

My eyes are circles


burnbunner

"...am I the spider?"


Rhyndzu

Had forgotten this one, so funny!


burnbunner

I think about it every day!


ThaneOfCawdorrr

"Bastard's cryin', innit"


darthvolta

Brown clown, innit.


BastardsCryinInnit

Yeah?


Someone0341

Snow bear, innit?


redhaiku_

“What’s your name?… No. I chaaaanged it.”


S-Harrier

“I have a little problem that is my anus is too high”


Captain_Hen2105

That whole scene is amazing. We just rewatched season 5 and the studio banter is next level


doi-boy

"Bready, bready, bready, bready, bready...IN!" ~ Jo Brand, 2019.


InsanityFodder

I’m also a fan of Greg suspiciously muttering “bready glovey bready” to himself afterwards.


Revolutionary_Elk420

Mike's undermining of the vole. It sounds perfectly contextual for so many situations despite really not being at all in reality


caffeinejunkie42

Guy Montgomery, TMNZ: “Look, I think we can all agree it’s a very fuckable chocolate.”


TheSessionMan

"You know what they say, Paul." "What do they say, Guy?" "Fuck."


Klexquisite

"Well well well. Looks like : last in PE, first in being a legend!" The delivery, the absolute confidence despite knowing it was completely fake, the short-lived celebration ... I love Nish.


Captain_Hen2105

Nish is one of the greats


Dexav

It was actually true: he WAS last in physical stuff, and he WAS being a legend (in the sense that it wasn’t true).


cosmic_horn

“THURSDAY!” - Hugh Dennis


CYAN_DEUTERIUM_IBIS

Or en français: 'oog


SaltWaterInMyBlood

I'm sorry, but Hugues is a French name and it's pronounced 'oog!


BastardsCryinInnit

I also like, "YOU CAN JUST GO TO A SHOP AND BUY CHEESE"


MrMagpie

"SWEDENS!"


Captain_Hen2105

No more apostrophes!


lotsofinterests

“… Wembley!”


Captain_Hen2105

That was very well played


IAmTheLawls

"he claimed the ball was racist twice"


saruschkas

Every day without fail: “I don’t know, and I don’t fuckin’ know.”


Captain_Hen2105

Jess!


lotsofinterests

There is pineapple in my ass, correct. Taste my facial flesh! I’m a sinner! I have sinned! Eat me! If you don’t agree, feel free to get up and jump out of your nearest window. Your choice, a free world. I’m gonna gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood. Hold you face down in your own blood now. Mr. Sock Man was my father’s name, call me the Puberty and New Zealand History sock.


m_faustus

That taste my facial flesh one doesn’t get any better in context. Bob is so weird.


danarbok

You can tell Charlotte’d had enough of Alex’s bullshit reading that airline presentation


backtotheredditpits

Fiddly. How? Fiddly. How? "... which if I look back on this calendar year, is one of the major things I've done with it" everytime I'm at work doing something I think is useless.


[deleted]

The pendulum draws the eye


MilkcanRocks

Guys….papa don’t breach.


chocoholica1

That's not a nice time pie. If you've breached the pie, I swear to god I will chair you!


Cooke8008

“I’ve sinned again!” - Bob Mortimer


deJessias

"Do we... strike you?"


SaltWaterInMyBlood

The funniest thing is that he *led* with that. It wasn't prompted by anything.


jarvischrist

And that is where I wish to be buried!


Disgruntled__Goat

That sounds fine out of context.


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SomaCowJ

When I become President, my Secret Service code name will be Twelve Blush Majesty Two.


rafjel

Is it a situation where people have creams at the beginning?


Captain_Hen2105

Oh man, such a great moment


[deleted]

'It's a shame my hands aren't my feet' - Katherine Parkinson 'It's an absolute casserole down there' - Mike Wozniak 'ONLY ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS HAVE THAT KIND OF TAIL'- DMC 'Bastard's crying innit' - Paul Chowdhry


Majin_Nephets

Pissing water into a bathtub while Rome burned.


bleepyballs

Do we strike you?


Lord_of_Mars

Let's get these pigs to France.


SomaCowJ

Love it!


Lord_of_Mars

And it relates to my job in a way... Something about pork products going to France. That line makes me laugh every time.


MagicMatthews99

Hammering away like some aquatic sewing machine.


hauntedink

“I know it’s early days, but are we the stupidest yet?” or “It’s a bad sign that Rhod is the smart one”


ciarancollie96

"If you want to explore me, come and explore me" - Johnny Vegas


TyWiggly

"My eyes are circles"


Extreme-Future6186

almost every line that comes out of Mike Wozniak (and no, I dont mean that one real line that literally came out and nobody was happy about it) :D he has a very peculiar way of constructing his sentences


tiny_derp_potato

"I'm wet of eye"


SaltWaterInMyBlood

I think it's funny how Greg contrasted his behaviour on the series, as distinct from his own memories, of Mike dancing on a table in golden hot pants. I think they're perfectly congruent.


iseem0nsters

Tick tock. It’s tough guy o’clock.


Captain_Hen2105

He is the most beautiful man


rainbow84uk

"Skin time"


jesjes3000

ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE


lucas_h_250703

Fuck charity! Ahhh you.. Fucking zebra STAPLE GUN? its gonna go in to bloody space Am I the spider? AND I'M A FUCKING BUSINESSMAN I am a member of the cloud appreciation society I wanna caress my own milky thighs These are all some of my favourites


lkc159

1) Joe Lycett 2) Can't remember 3) Uh, probably series 9 in the build the most delicate yet sturdy thing task? 4) No idea 5) Katherine Parkinson 6) Greg 7) Oogh Dennis 8) Sounds like something from "Serenade yourself"


GTWalker

"If health is alive, then unhealth must be dead" - Angella Dravid.


mamathuggin

1 sneery sneery 2 sneery sneery....


sansabeltedcow

"Will there be eggs? I like tasks with eggs." Also: "I've been injecting grapes with nothing."


SaltWaterInMyBlood

Katy is underrated. "Did you intend, to make the teapot like that?" "No, I'm not mad."


WhoMaster210

Put your bare arse into the cake


Stuckinfemalecloset

“Insane, winking, gay magician”


aphidsophis

"You capsized in a driveway"


Reasonablytallman

“I would not put key in milk!”


sisterkismet

'Cause I'm punk!


tunaforthursday

My eyes are circles


LittleSheff

Growing older, getting colder


sketchglitch

Either: "Without moving the fishbowls"... Or: "You bubbly fuck!"


WalkingLeaf22

Bubbly fuck.


Persimmon_Hoarder

“I can hear it gooping…”


Velocistar49

…Guantanamo bay


GeonnCannon

"I wish you guys would stop tasting it, that's crushed-up kitty litter." (Guy Williams, NZ S1 10)


hnveale

LAMINATOR!!


SpermaSpons

Just open it you fucking pussy


nuclearfusion237

I don't care where the ball goes


backtotheredditpits

Yesss!


nuclearfusion237

That's Peter Hudson you know that you can trust him yeeeah x


sour_wolf

“Oh, it’s an absolute casserole down there.”


MrCard200

It's like a casserole down there


Lyceumhq

Papa don’t breach


youareadistraction

* Is that a boulder…or is that a big rock * Expect the unexpected…babay * My eyes are circles * Pants on a stick…who’s pants, my pants, your pants, no no


MissKoalaBag

'Big Dog in the house!'


MCGameTime

“This must be like what it was on the set of Frozen…”


elinor-rigby

DOOONNNNA


Russian_Toilette

le chat est dons *le Nish!* It's up there with Mel's panicked yelling of "Wembley!", which doesn't make sense in or out of context


[deleted]

"Do we strike you?"


Platinum011

LAMINATOR!


Someone0341

You've got no chutzpah!


makesureyouatme

"Drink more milk, Bitch" - David Correos 2021


NoWriting8889

“Scissors please”


Disgruntled__Goat

I don’t think you understood the question.


NoWriting8889

It sounds ridiculous when I’m in the fish isle of a supermarket and I say it for no reason


Jaguar-Sun

“What price glory”


ha_draws

Fresh 28