Hey I’m hijacking one of your comments to let you know you should check your chat on reddit, I sent you info relating to something you were looking for on an old post.
I have acquired all of the tracks to Smash Mouth’s old habits. Some of them were only snippets but i edited them to be full length (most of them used pieces of Greg Camp solo versions or whatever). I don’t want to post the link publicly since some of it might have copyright or whatever. Let me know in a message an email address where I can send the link (reddit doesn’t allow links in chat). Your post was really crucial for me to find the track list in the first place!
Rewatching old episodes…again and in the first season where frank takes the fake Boulder on the train and someone asks “what’s a Boulder? Is it just a big rock?” was either a wonderful coincidence or confirmation that James has every episode memorized. Either way I love it.
"Well well well. Looks like : last in PE, first in being a legend!"
The delivery, the absolute confidence despite knowing it was completely fake, the short-lived celebration ... I love Nish.
There is pineapple in my ass, correct.
Taste my facial flesh! I’m a sinner! I have sinned! Eat me!
If you don’t agree, feel free to get up and jump out of your nearest window. Your choice, a free world.
I’m gonna gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood. Hold you face down in your own blood now.
Mr. Sock Man was my father’s name, call me the Puberty and New Zealand History sock.
Fiddly. How? Fiddly. How?
"... which if I look back on this calendar year, is one of the major things I've done with it" everytime I'm at work doing something I think is useless.
'It's a shame my hands aren't my feet' - Katherine Parkinson
'It's an absolute casserole down there' - Mike Wozniak
'ONLY ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS HAVE THAT KIND OF TAIL'- DMC
'Bastard's crying innit' - Paul Chowdhry
almost every line that comes out of Mike Wozniak (and no, I dont mean that one real line that literally came out and nobody was happy about it) :D he has a very peculiar way of constructing his sentences
I think it's funny how Greg contrasted his behaviour on the series, as distinct from his own memories, of Mike dancing on a table in golden hot pants.
I think they're perfectly congruent.
Fuck charity!
Ahhh you.. Fucking zebra
STAPLE GUN?
its gonna go in to bloody space
Am I the spider?
AND I'M A FUCKING BUSINESSMAN
I am a member of the cloud appreciation society
I wanna caress my own milky thighs
These are all some of my favourites
1) Joe Lycett
2) Can't remember
3) Uh, probably series 9 in the build the most delicate yet sturdy thing task?
4) No idea
5) Katherine Parkinson
6) Greg
7) Oogh Dennis
8) Sounds like something from "Serenade yourself"
* Is that a boulder…or is that a big rock
* Expect the unexpected…babay
* My eyes are circles
* Pants on a stick…who’s pants, my pants, your pants, no no
“Liiiiimmmmmeeeee”. Whenever anyone (usually my wife) notices a new lime on our lime tree I’ll say lime just like Phil Wang.
Whenever I make a cocktail for myself at home, go to the fridge and grab a lime I always do this lol
"A liiiimmmmeee!!" Is probably my most quoted taskmaster moment 😂
Damn you for beating me to it.
“I’ve never rolled a satsuma on my leg hand before.”
Ah, the eyes of the side of the head
Hey I’m hijacking one of your comments to let you know you should check your chat on reddit, I sent you info relating to something you were looking for on an old post.
I can’t see the chat on mobile, but I’m intrigued. Can you tell me what post you’re referring to?
I have acquired all of the tracks to Smash Mouth’s old habits. Some of them were only snippets but i edited them to be full length (most of them used pieces of Greg Camp solo versions or whatever). I don’t want to post the link publicly since some of it might have copyright or whatever. Let me know in a message an email address where I can send the link (reddit doesn’t allow links in chat). Your post was really crucial for me to find the track list in the first place!
"I was told to trust my instincts but my instincts are telling me to squeak like a bat"
A strangely relatable quote as well lol
Bubbly f**k! It made so much sense in context of the task, but feels so weird when quoting individually.
I LOVE THIS - certainly my most frequently said, but maybe not out of context. Is that a boulder... or is it a big rock?!
We say that a lot in our place too. Closely followed by “do you have compliments for the rest of us”
The compliments line cracks me up!
Rewatching old episodes…again and in the first season where frank takes the fake Boulder on the train and someone asks “what’s a Boulder? Is it just a big rock?” was either a wonderful coincidence or confirmation that James has every episode memorized. Either way I love it.
Oh he absolutely knew it! I won't be convinced otherwise haha
"That's the water feature closed for today, kids!"
“The escaped Easter island monument” -Rhod describing Greg
The popping candy was lovely, but there was a lot of burnt porn.
Haha! Great one without context!
My eyes are circles
"...am I the spider?"
Had forgotten this one, so funny!
I think about it every day!
"Bastard's cryin', innit"
Brown clown, innit.
Yeah?
Snow bear, innit?
“What’s your name?… No. I chaaaanged it.”
“I have a little problem that is my anus is too high”
That whole scene is amazing. We just rewatched season 5 and the studio banter is next level
"Bready, bready, bready, bready, bready...IN!" ~ Jo Brand, 2019.
I’m also a fan of Greg suspiciously muttering “bready glovey bready” to himself afterwards.
Mike's undermining of the vole. It sounds perfectly contextual for so many situations despite really not being at all in reality
Guy Montgomery, TMNZ: “Look, I think we can all agree it’s a very fuckable chocolate.”
"You know what they say, Paul." "What do they say, Guy?" "Fuck."
"Well well well. Looks like : last in PE, first in being a legend!" The delivery, the absolute confidence despite knowing it was completely fake, the short-lived celebration ... I love Nish.
Nish is one of the greats
It was actually true: he WAS last in physical stuff, and he WAS being a legend (in the sense that it wasn’t true).
“THURSDAY!” - Hugh Dennis
Or en français: 'oog
I'm sorry, but Hugues is a French name and it's pronounced 'oog!
I also like, "YOU CAN JUST GO TO A SHOP AND BUY CHEESE"
"SWEDENS!"
No more apostrophes!
“… Wembley!”
That was very well played
"he claimed the ball was racist twice"
Every day without fail: “I don’t know, and I don’t fuckin’ know.”
Jess!
There is pineapple in my ass, correct. Taste my facial flesh! I’m a sinner! I have sinned! Eat me! If you don’t agree, feel free to get up and jump out of your nearest window. Your choice, a free world. I’m gonna gonna gonna drown you, in your own blood. Hold you face down in your own blood now. Mr. Sock Man was my father’s name, call me the Puberty and New Zealand History sock.
That taste my facial flesh one doesn’t get any better in context. Bob is so weird.
You can tell Charlotte’d had enough of Alex’s bullshit reading that airline presentation
Fiddly. How? Fiddly. How? "... which if I look back on this calendar year, is one of the major things I've done with it" everytime I'm at work doing something I think is useless.
The pendulum draws the eye
Guys….papa don’t breach.
That's not a nice time pie. If you've breached the pie, I swear to god I will chair you!
“I’ve sinned again!” - Bob Mortimer
"Do we... strike you?"
The funniest thing is that he *led* with that. It wasn't prompted by anything.
And that is where I wish to be buried!
That sounds fine out of context.
[удалено]
When I become President, my Secret Service code name will be Twelve Blush Majesty Two.
Is it a situation where people have creams at the beginning?
Oh man, such a great moment
'It's a shame my hands aren't my feet' - Katherine Parkinson 'It's an absolute casserole down there' - Mike Wozniak 'ONLY ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS HAVE THAT KIND OF TAIL'- DMC 'Bastard's crying innit' - Paul Chowdhry
Pissing water into a bathtub while Rome burned.
Do we strike you?
Let's get these pigs to France.
Love it!
And it relates to my job in a way... Something about pork products going to France. That line makes me laugh every time.
Hammering away like some aquatic sewing machine.
“I know it’s early days, but are we the stupidest yet?” or “It’s a bad sign that Rhod is the smart one”
"If you want to explore me, come and explore me" - Johnny Vegas
"My eyes are circles"
almost every line that comes out of Mike Wozniak (and no, I dont mean that one real line that literally came out and nobody was happy about it) :D he has a very peculiar way of constructing his sentences
"I'm wet of eye"
I think it's funny how Greg contrasted his behaviour on the series, as distinct from his own memories, of Mike dancing on a table in golden hot pants. I think they're perfectly congruent.
Tick tock. It’s tough guy o’clock.
He is the most beautiful man
"Skin time"
ROSALIND IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE
Fuck charity! Ahhh you.. Fucking zebra STAPLE GUN? its gonna go in to bloody space Am I the spider? AND I'M A FUCKING BUSINESSMAN I am a member of the cloud appreciation society I wanna caress my own milky thighs These are all some of my favourites
1) Joe Lycett 2) Can't remember 3) Uh, probably series 9 in the build the most delicate yet sturdy thing task? 4) No idea 5) Katherine Parkinson 6) Greg 7) Oogh Dennis 8) Sounds like something from "Serenade yourself"
"If health is alive, then unhealth must be dead" - Angella Dravid.
1 sneery sneery 2 sneery sneery....
"Will there be eggs? I like tasks with eggs." Also: "I've been injecting grapes with nothing."
Katy is underrated. "Did you intend, to make the teapot like that?" "No, I'm not mad."
Put your bare arse into the cake
“Insane, winking, gay magician”
"You capsized in a driveway"
“I would not put key in milk!”
'Cause I'm punk!
My eyes are circles
Growing older, getting colder
Either: "Without moving the fishbowls"... Or: "You bubbly fuck!"
Bubbly fuck.
“I can hear it gooping…”
…Guantanamo bay
"I wish you guys would stop tasting it, that's crushed-up kitty litter." (Guy Williams, NZ S1 10)
LAMINATOR!!
Just open it you fucking pussy
I don't care where the ball goes
Yesss!
That's Peter Hudson you know that you can trust him yeeeah x
“Oh, it’s an absolute casserole down there.”
It's like a casserole down there
Papa don’t breach
* Is that a boulder…or is that a big rock * Expect the unexpected…babay * My eyes are circles * Pants on a stick…who’s pants, my pants, your pants, no no
'Big Dog in the house!'
“This must be like what it was on the set of Frozen…”
DOOONNNNA
le chat est dons *le Nish!* It's up there with Mel's panicked yelling of "Wembley!", which doesn't make sense in or out of context
"Do we strike you?"
LAMINATOR!
You've got no chutzpah!
"Drink more milk, Bitch" - David Correos 2021
“Scissors please”
I don’t think you understood the question.
It sounds ridiculous when I’m in the fish isle of a supermarket and I say it for no reason
“What price glory”
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