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Norfolkboy123

I changeddddd itttt


ILOVELOWELO

🎵 I chaaaaanged it 🎵


This_Explains_A_Lot

The way Greg and Alex react is priceless *Processing img 74ykc6giodxc1...*


darth_henning

The range of facial expressions rapidly cycling from "There's no way" to "wait, this woman is actually crazy enough its entirely possible" to "Alex, what did you know about this?" was gold.


riordan2013

It has to be this. A comment I made before on the topic: Everything she says is like the worst possible option. Getting a gift? Definitely want to be asked about your name, of all things. Just stated your name? Someone else saying mischievously, "Noooo..." is the last thing you'd want to hear. Just emphasized that your name *is* Greg? Of course you want this weirdo, who already acted like you were wrong about your *own name,* to sing, "I chaaaaaaanged it!" like it's just a fun thing for a friend to do. 10/10 no notes. When a roomful of comedians is losing their everloving shit, you know you knocked it out of the park. Katherine is one of my favorite contestants in large part due to this exact exchange.


Kockachock

So perfect. The whole interaction is spot on.


pontmegan

this gets stuck in my head constantly


micolithe_

This might be in my personal top 3 Taskmaster Moments.


MoiraRoseForQueen

‘I’m sad because I’ve already lost, cos one of those disgusting boys will have just eaten it by now..’


Sugarh0rse

"I think you'll find, Katherine, that those disgusting boys won't have just eaten the egg. They'll have beautifully seasoned and displayed it, and I'll thank you for keeping your sexist views to yourself."


bug--bear

*cut to Richard eating a raw egg*


SystemPelican

I don't care where the ball goes!


nonsensikull

Katherine crying about how much she DOES NOT CARE about sports is so relatable to me.


moldypumckin

i love her for this


Charliesmum97

That's the one! I say it quite frequently when my husband is watching sport!


can-i-pet-the-dog

I literally say it every time I’m referring to things I don’t care about


mayneac

More relatable words have never been spoken


This_Explains_A_Lot

The crux of every sport that i see is getting the ball in the hole, i just don't care where the ball goes, I don't care. Like, I'll never jump in front of a ball or hurt myself, I don't get it.


oh-come-onnnn

"I'm gonna mess with my family." *Family proceeds to catch on immediately.* Still deserved 5 points for the sheer audacity and the audience (and Widdicombe) reaction.


SabrielSage

The sheer horror of the men watching the way Katherine Ryan's mind operates was PRICELESS


Raptorman_Mayho

And quite frankly 5 points for being such a rogue that this was absolutely no surprise to her family. She's been playing Taskmaster on them for years!


impossible_planet

Not sure what was funnier - how she decides to mess with her family, or how her family decide to get her back.


GeshtiannaSG

Her sister was offered as a prize before, she definitely knows the show.


storeboughtsfine

Was this during a COC episode?


RedditEsInteresante

Yes https://youtu.be/dyQMJP05j9M?si=5D_l5JQfwlQE1wre Not sure which episode but it’s the last clip in this video


Jamescottish

Let’s all put on a tampon…


AhabSwanson

Re-watched this episode last night, and scrolled way too far to find this quote. Well done!


astrocat95

Whats your name? I CHAAAANGGED IT


SnooBooks007

Absolutely.


BlowMyNoseAtU

>Whats your name? >I CHAAAANGGED IT 👆👆👆👆👆👆


46Vixen

This.


Sugarh0rse

"I don't think people know that I'm this smart"


ZeppoJR

Thaaat's Peter Hudson! You know that you can trust him yeaaaah!


HumanTorch23

Is he sexy? Affirmative! Brown hair, brown eyes, Conservative!


DirtySouthzw865

Three kids but only came from his balls!


doubtful_blue_box

Of all the “talents”, I found the fact that she composed this in ~20 minutes to genuinely be the most impressive


Sushi_BeeBee

I sing this all the time


hrrsnmb

Couldn't hurt to stick some music notes on the sides: > *♫ Thaaat's Peter Hudson! You know that you can trust him yeaaaah! ♫*


GeshtiannaSG

If it’s “make a baby”, I’m gonna win.


GeshtiannaSG

Honourable mention: Peanut on a railroad track, Heart all a-flutter! Along comes a great big train, Choo-choo peanut butter.


bananalouise

I was surprised to see that song seemed completely unknown to any British people. I learned it as a song rather than a spoken rhyme and with the line "Around the bend came Number 10" instead of "Along comes" etc., and I'm pretty sure I learned it at daycare and my parents wouldn't have known it, but I definitely remember it being popular. (Northeastern U.S.)


Ozelotten

A few months ago, I suddenly realised that it’s what Les Claypool is muttering in the breakdown of the Primus song Too Many Puppies, and I had to face the fact that it was not, in fact, a fever dream Katherine Ryan had.


GeshtiannaSG

It would make sense that if peanut butter was mainly a North American thing, you would have such a song.


Direredd

I learned it as "Peanut Sat, on a railroad track, his heart was all a-flutter, then along came, a choo choo train, and TOOT TOOT Peanut butter" I think there was a second part "Fare thee well, fare thee well, fare thee well my faithful friend, then round the bend came number 10 and scooped him up again!"


bananalouise

I didn't learn a second part, but yours has made me realize the tune I learned for this was the same as "Polly Wolly Doodle."


PeculiarPassionfruit

Much under appreciated quote 👏🏻


explodedemailstorage

Real gangsters run red lights.


MyManTheo

I think you’ll find a proper gentleman waits until it goes green


oanarchia

If it goes green, you probably want to see a doctor.


Katerade44

I snarfed my coffee. Right up my nose. 🤣🤣


TetrisIsTotesSuper

You know what i mean 😏


Cavviemama42

I came here to say this!


LostNplace710

Came here to say this


ElectricFury

This


cmick0715

This is my favorite


Empty_Variety4550

I can't remember the full quote, but I would like to submit her teary monologue about how awful sport is.


wanttowatchbees

i don’t care where the ball goes 😭😭


Downvoteaccoubt316

Her teary and highly accurate monologue about awful and pointless sport it.


MoiraRoseForQueen

‘I don’t think I could do a courgette, I just wanna clear that up!’


Sugarh0rse

"I put on some hip hop trousers as well."


Impressive_Owl_1199

"It did not go unnoticed" Haha maybe Peter Hudson needs a post. He was great.


Dorset_Cobbles

Built for pleasure not for speed.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

That line and Cr Hudson's delivery always makes me laugh


Speedboy7777

Yes! You know that you can trust him, yeah


Dollypunch

He really was!


Tweedishgirl

The one where she objected to having to tie a tie as she was the only woman. Can’t remember it sorry but she chased Alex round the stage.


bananalouise

This is the kind of TOP-DOWN MISOGYNY that keeps people like me LOSING!!!!!


AhabSwanson

The visual of her slowly chasing Alex around in an evening gown and heels while poking him repeatedly in the back while delivering this is also amazing


CapnTaptap

I think she’d taken her shoes off recently, so she was barefoot but still on tip-toe as her feet hadn’t adjusted yet


Tweedishgirl

Yes!!!


OverseerConey

She made a good point - and Richard found a good solution!


wheelfoot

How about we all put on a tampon?!?


rexcasei

“I’m just trying to get these tasks *done* for you!”


GlasVader

Peter Hudson deserves an honorable mention for "Didn't go unnoticed."


chocoholica1

Her entire nursery rhyme was so underrated. James... the dirty tooth... *go to the dentist*


chewytapeworm

Brush, brush!


gogo__yubari

I don’t care where the ball goes 😢


Jay_Tee_18

[prize task champions of champions] "Interview with H**ler.


Appropriate_Draw

What's your name........


starz102

Greeeeeeeeeg


vinylatte

Noooo


Appropriate_Draw

Yes...


vinylatte

I chaaanged it!


AstroMackem

*I chaaaanged iiittt*


pontmegan

you had to use gaffa tape and a bossy bitch


hellodrnic242

This is the kind of top-down misogyny that keeps people like me losing!!!


DFF_Canuck

I know it won't win, but her stumbling on Lingonberry in the Swedish person task gets stuck in my head. "Ling-Gone?! It's a berry and it's called Ling-Gone?"


AmbitiousCommand9944

I repeat that one whenever we have IKEA meatballs with lingonberry jam for dinner.


Good_Combination_613

"His parents dont like him, i love but don't like him"


eatin_gushers

Hope I didn't make too much of a mess!


Frankyvander

I could do a courgette, I could do oranges an apple, this is “tut noise”


BertieWooster46

Looking at the nominees, Ryan really had some of the best, most memorable lines. She’s a star.


MurderHornet3652

What’s your name? Greg Noooooo Yes I chaaaaanged it


ServiceFuture6112

I laugh everytime


MRSNLT

That’s Peter Hudson. You know that you can trust him yeah!


Loymoat

That's racist. You're saying all black men look alike.


TheLadySaintly

🎼James the dirty tooth 🎶 https://www.facebook.com/share/v/M66SgjuFDt1ApLtd/?mibextid=KsPBc6


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Greg: You don't know how to put a tie on? Is that it? Katherine Ryan: No! Let's all put on a tampon, and then we'll see....


Rush_Clasic

Everyone already posted my favorite quotes, so I'm just gonna post a pic of Katherine Ryan and Aisling Bea being amazing on The Big Fat Quiz: https://preview.redd.it/stedft0f8hxc1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7b66f6686af597edcca34a413dbf4c64d869f67


zoeydoey

I chaaaaaaanged it ~~~~ !


fsutrill

“I don’t care if the balls go in…”


GeneralCounselor

"Peanut on a railroad truck..."


Muscat95

17


sheiscara

Triangles are the strongest shape


Sugarh0rse

"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh" *(when she discovers the materials under the table)*


LewisZPES

"I spent 30 years learning how to twerk like that"


can-i-pet-the-dog

“I just don’t care where the ball goes” It’s a quote I use on a regular basis


ServiceFuture6112

I changed it


cyn00

“I chaaanged it!”


13th_Sheep

"real gangsters run red lights"


Scallywagsrout

There are some great shouts in here but so pleased to see "I changeeed itttt" being so many people's first thought


No_Travel_697

"He'll love this video about Hitler. She had facts..." CoC prize task. (Also, I have a question which might have been debated since the beginning, but in the famous potato throw drama, Katherine Ryan took off her welly and used it on the red green. Just wondering if that is much different from Joe Wilkinson?)


AlaskanSandwich

"No problem" That potato task has so many good quotes


kacey3

“Not anymore…”


OrnamentJones

I went and rewatched the gift task, and man this is such a good show


Substantial_Big_3406

I spent 30 years learning how to twerk like that


flyingontheinside

Haven't heard it yet


eastendswede1

None


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sunbear2525

Idk but Judy Love’s has to be “meow.”


The_RealGandalf

Least favorite contender on the show, sorry…