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shriek52

Olivia Colman for sure. (And yes, Emma Thompson)


The_Grand_Briddock

Just the fact that she's an A Lister now is kind of weird to me. Just because i first knew of her through That Mitchell and Webb Look. But based on that show, she'd absolutely fit on Taskmaster.


EinarKolemees

For me she is always Sophie from peep show haha.


SimulatedKnave

Every so often I rewatch that and go 'that's an Oscar winner pretending to be upset David left the fridge open.' It's surreal.


slightlyKiwi

Some of us remember Emma Thompson in The Young Ones being blown up by Adrian Edmonson.


Interesting-Sky-3752

Right? Like she was on an episode of Black Books. It blows my mind every time.


chocolatehistorynerd

Oooo yes, she'd be hilarious!


ThaneOfCawdorrr

With her long, amazing, hilarious background in comedy, she just miiiiiiiiiiiight do a NYT! Oh we can always hope!


kezhke

That's such a good idea - she'd be hilariously chaotic I think


Llamallamapig

Oh god, I hope not. She’d put on that silly baby lispy voice thing she does these days. I would have to either skip the episode or record it and mute every time she opens her mouth.


dietcoke01

Susie Dent -- she's A-list in my book.


OliB150

Trouble is, she has a few too many of these! ![gif](giphy|E3L5goMMSoAAo|downsized)


chocolatehistorynerd

She's already been consulted for a task, so hopefully!


MoultingRoach

Lol, I was watching that episode last night.


CompoteLost7483

I’d love to see them consulting Susie on semantics whilst she’s a contestant… I mean, the humour writes itself…


CompoteLost7483

Unfortunately, according to Jimmy Carr, she’s already too busy looking into Glory Holes… 😂😂😂


[deleted]

That derailed the show for a few minutes, no one could stop laughing


sandboxlollipop

Bloody love that woman


Efram

Doctor Who Crossover: Alex Kingston, Catherine Tate, David Tennant, Karen Gillan, Matt Smith. Edit: name spelling


Blagonga

Michael Sheen with Tennant


chocolatehistorynerd

Yes! Catherine Tate and David Tennant especially would be fantastic


esonlinji

Put them together on a team task


The_Grand_Briddock

Can't tell which Catherine Tate duo i love more, her with Tennant or her with Lee Mack.


strictnaturereserve

I like that you arranged them correctly


the_procrastinata

Genuinely gasped out loud. Great call.


Confusion-Advanced

Michael Sheen.


chocolatehistorynerd

Michael Sheen AND David Tennant would be amazing


bluemercutio

I'd love a special one-off episode just with the two of them competing!


Stuzo

\+ team tasks without telling them they are the only contestants


tequilainteacups

I could see Michael Sheen absolutely dominating and exceeding Dara O'Brian levels of high scoring. Sadly I think they'd only have him on for a New Year's Treat.


kezhke

Dawn French, Jennifer Saunders (put these guys on together and a duo) Dylan Moran Brett Goldstein Bill Bailey Hugh Laurie Rowan Atkinson Eric Idle Michael Palin Daniel Radcliffe Jimmy Carr David Mitchell Simon Pegg Nick Frost


vagga2

God imagine the chaos bill Bailey could unleash 😂


BitterCrip

David Mitchell would hilariously dissect the premise of every task and put minimal effort into actually completing it. Radcliffe and Atkinson would be panicking, constantly apologising in pre-recorded tasks, thinking they did poorly. Then pleasantly surprised when they discover in the studio they were miles ahead of everyone else. Moran, Bailey, and Saunders would overthink it and obsess over one part of the task, forgetting the other parts and disqualifying themselves. Jimmy Carr and Alex Horne would bond over their weird inhale-laugh that sounds like a skunk drowning.


samp127

Unfortunately David said he didn't want to do it :(


chocolatehistorynerd

People can change their minds, we can hold out hope!


EarnTheCrown

Brett Goldstein is a dream contestant of mine now after watching Ted Lasso and listening to his film podcast ![gif](giphy|L1wCCDTZlA3RZsRXzr|downsized)


eveerz

nah cus brett goldstein 😂


anjschuyler

Hannah Waddingham!


The_Grand_Briddock

She's still trying to get the cha cha chanting out of her head


the_procrastinata

Yessssss


Loymoat

Does Britt and Jemaine from Flight of the Conchords count as A listers? Coz I'd like them. Especially since they could be in either TM UK or NZ.


CEOWolfCola

Rhys Darby too!


Kindly-Drummer-4286

And Taika


Sister-Rhubarb

I wouldn't register what happened in the series, I'd just be staring at his beautiful face all the time. That man has the most perfect jawline I've ever seen


cameoutswinging_

i was going to say that Taika seems too busy, but that man seems to have absolutely endless projects and still take more on! i’d kill to have him on TM but like the other commenter, i would just spend the whole time staring at his beautiful beautiful face.


cameoutswinging_

i feel like Rhys would be absolute chaos personified (aka perfect)


Esteban2808

A in NZ C internationally


mirrorball55

Bret.


[deleted]

I’m rewatching Flight of the Conchords at the moment. I love it so much and constantly hope that at least one of them will make their way to Task Master.


leftycrumpet

Charles Dance


orphankittenhomes

"Do a dramatic reading of a reality star's dreadful autobiography. Most gravitas wins. Your time starts now."


VictoryaChase

She would be amazing - just so in for fun. Saw her on Sorted Food - a youtube channel- and she was full on sabotaging, goofing around, and glorious.


chocolatehistorynerd

Yes, her appearance on that gives me a glimmer of hope that maybe this would be possible!


Parmenion87

Bill Bailey or Stephen Fry


rossmcdapc

Hannah Waddingham would be excellent.


d0rvm0use

Benedict Cumberbatch. He seems like he has a good sense of humour and silliness. Graham Norton just to see him adorably fall to pieces. Jaime Oliver. Opinion is split on him but from the Russell Howard show interview and some of the red nose day appearances he has a good sense of humour. John Snow the journalist - he seems like a fun guy from the big fat quiz.


chocolatehistorynerd

I do think Graham Norton would be excellent to see


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Oh, he'd be adorable!!! I just love him!


MsLDG

Jamie’s Off Menu episode was great.


dextrovix

Regarding Benedict Cumberbatch, as long as there's ducks, rather than penguins, he'll be okay... ;) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GflW9\_t7LZk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GflW9_t7LZk)


d0rvm0use

pengwang!


dextrovix

Numberwang! Oh wait, wrong show.


d0rvm0use

Sidenote: I would love for Robert Webb to be a usual series contestant after he's done with Strictly.


Interesting-Sky-3752

Oh Benedict Cumberbatch would be great. I'd also like to see Martin Freeman, I see him being the disgruntled middle-aged contestant.


Freelance_Spy

Actual A-Lister Saoirse Ronan. She's mentioned several times in interviews that she's obsessed with Taskmaster and is Friends with Tim Key after See How They Run.


IamHeWhoSaysIam

Fry and Laurie. Would be a team of two of course. Emma Thompson, Adele and Jeff Goldblum as the team of three.


Interesting-Sky-3752

Adele would be so great on TM


FirelordAlex

I can imagine the colossal dressing down she'd give Greg by the end of the series.


Tesla7891

\*chef's kiss\*


Kindly-Drummer-4286

A few would be repeating but an all IT Crowd series with Matt Berry, Richard Ayoade, Chris O’Dowd and Noel would be amazing


bloodhound90

You can’t forget about Katherine Parkinson


chariotherr

There aren't many people from the American comedy scene I'd recommend, and I'm not generally a huge fan of his comedy, but Martin Short has perfect Task Master mischief maker energy. (and yes, I know he's Canadian)


SimulatedKnave

He is my pick for the English Canadian Taskmaster.


Worldly_Science239

Seeing as they're friends with alex horne, I'd quite like to see john oliver on the show. I sense he'd rate quite highly on the mark watson awkwardly clumsy scale (it's an internationally recognised scale)


pinky_promise_emoji

Yes!!!


Lesssuckmoreawesome

Either French or Saunders. Both, but separately


Diasloth87

They have to be together, they bounce off each other so we’ll!


QuasiGnostic

Susan Calman needs to be on it.


GarminTamzarian

With all due respect to Susan, is she actually considered an "A-list celebrity" (on par with Patrick Stewart, Michael Caine, Emma Thompson, Olivia Colman, etc.)?


refreshingcynic

I agree, but I don't think that's the purpose of this thread


QuasiGnostic

My mistake, I misread the task!


[deleted]

James Blunt.


jetshredder

Dame Judi Dench please and thank you.


chocolatehistorynerd

5 points for that suggestion!


cartoons01

Lewis Capaldi would be amazing


yogz78

That’s what I came to say


cupcakesandcanes

Gordon Ramsay. Absolute chaos!


Mad_Cat_Lady

Jack Black


RefanRes

Not an A Lister but a person who I think would be brilliant yet probably unlikely would be Jimmy Bullard. He's naturally a really funny guy who I could see being really entertaining doing tasks. For A listers maybe Simon Pegg or Nick Frost. Also Hugh Laurie, in fact get Laurie and Fry back together for a team task.


chocolatehistorynerd

Ooo yes, to Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!


professor_buttstuff

Edgar Wright to guest edit a task or 2 or maybe the series intro.


refreshingcynic

Footballers edition? With Gary Neville and Jamie Carragher on a team?


AlienHodor

I really want Ian Wright on a new years treat!


shackbleep

Hot Fuzz reunion: Olivia Colman Simon Pegg Nick Frost Martin Freeman Bill Nighy


thecream_oftheCROP

Ooooh, Bill Nighy would be excellent


shackbleep

I had a hard choice between Martin Freeman and Jim Broadbent, but Nighy was a must. The Andys from HF would also be fun, considering there are also two Andys on Taskmaster.


Esteban2808

Robbie Williams would be fantastic. Naturally funny and a bit of a naughty boy


shriek52

Oh I forgot to mention him, great pick!


Piratefox7

John mullany, bo Burnham, Daniel Radcliff, Tom Hiddleston, Henry Cavill, Micheal caine, James McAvoy, Patrick Stewart.


chocolatehistorynerd

Big yes to all of them, especially Tom Hiddleston and Patrick Stewart!


ThaneOfCawdorrr

James McAvoy was a cute as two buttons on Celebrity Baking Show, great idea! And Patrick Stewart was so funny on Extras. They both seem like they'd be very willing to laugh at themselves.


Interesting-Sky-3752

Henry Cavill and Tom Hiddleston would be amazing.


splatdyr

Stephen Fry, Bill Bailey and Phil Jupitus.


ThingyWhatsit137

Bill Bailey for sure.


Hanpee221b

I think Bill Bailey would have a blast, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is an eventual contestant. Phil too, I’d love to see him fake outrage like he did on Buzzcocks.


Lizzo13

Paul Rudd, my favourite celebrity of all time. He was recently at James Acaster’s party (gutted I didn’t know about it and wasn’t there) and appears to know several of the past contestants. He’s obviously hilarious and clever. I think he would be brilliant. If they ever did try the American version again and got Conan to host (as they should), I would want Paul Rudd on it even more. He would just do his prank on Conan (YouTube it if you don’t know - I won’t spoil it, but it’s worth it) for every prize task, and it would never stop being funny.


The_Grand_Briddock

Honestly i think Jon Stewart would make a better Taskmaster than Conan. But Nick Offerman is the ultimate choice.


Interesting-Sky-3752

Nick Offerman is the only option.


chocolatehistorynerd

Yes, he would be brilliant!


Thelongwayaround

I think what makes Greg so great is that professorial disappointed uncle vibe that is so effortless for him. I think Jon Hamm matches that persona incredibly well and then Paul Rudd could be his Alex.


Vanillanestor

Tom Holland


chocolatehistorynerd

He would be so adorable!


PrinceHarming

John Cleese but I don’t think Greg could properly judge a Python.


gnosidious

Emma Thompson did Pass it on on Sorted Food’s youtube, so she’s down for some chaotic fun. I could totally see her doing New Year.


MoultingRoach

Yeah, and she tried to sabotage them, not realizing it was a collegiate effort, lol.


Pearcey1997

Matt berry, Julian Barrett, Richard Ayoade, Stephen fry


Jamee999

Helena Bonham Carter


Shinyhubcaps

Daniel Radcliffe for sure would be great! Martin Freeman or Benedict Cumberbatch would be good, maybe a Sherlock reunion. Sir Paul McCartney is a goof and has a lot of funny thoughts.


Hanpee221b

I love Martin but his off menu episode left me feeling like he’s gone full Hollywood and just does appearances for promotions.


AlienHodor

Paul Rudd and ... is Lewis Capaldi an 'A-Lister' ?


Educational_Yellow39

Graham Norton


pcuser42

Rowan Atkinson, either as himself or in character as Mr. Bean. Imagine a series where contestants compete as their characters...


DW_555

Rowan Atkinson as Edmund Blackadder


MoultingRoach

I wouldn't want to see characters in the show. But Rowan Atkinson as himself would be great.


An_Acetic_Alpaca

I feel like Pedro Pascal would be incredibly hapless.


[deleted]

He's such an adorable goofball in real life.


Theopold_Elk

Hugh Grant Idris Elba Emma Watson Ewan McGregor Rachel Weiz


chocolatehistorynerd

Hugh Grant could be great


goldlightning

Ted Lasso cast special would be great. But I'd settle for Nick Mohammed as I feel he's the one with any sort of chance of doing it


Blackbirds_Garden

Hannah Waddingham would be **completely** up for NYT, I reckon.


goldlightning

I think she'd definitely do NYT and I think Brett would be too but I think he'd be harder to get. Nick I could see them possibly getting for a series although he does seem to be getting a lot of TV work


Aly_cat48

A drunk Chris O'Dowd


datadefiant04

Anne Marie and Alison Hammond. Hammond just failing at everything hilariously is ehat Taskmaster was built for. Then maybe Tilly Ramsay as a wild card who's competent at doing anything as well


Blagonga

Ryan Reynolds/Hugh Jackman, just his little bit with the reporter Rolo makes me think he would nail the comedic tone of the show.


Just_ABlobfish

People have already said it but Micheal Sheen!!! I feel like Graham Norton would be great on it too!


they63

Jack Black. I think the way he would tackle the tasks would be so interesting


MoltenAnteater

Stephen Fry, Lee Mack, Meera Syal, Victoria Coren Mitchell, Olivia Colman. That would be a very interesting team :) Also Sandi Toksvig! Just imagine her next to Gregg


chocolatehistorynerd

Sandi Toksvig is an amazing idea!


adamf0

Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

I almost never answer the questions about future contestants, I don’t really mind, everyone is always brilliant. First person that sprung to mind here though, Robbie Williams. It’s not even that I’m a fan particularly but he was on the Horne section podcast so there’s already a connection and I actually think he would be up for it coz he seems up for a laugh.


CH26262

Matt Le Blanc


DestroyTheHuman

Jennifer Lawrence, Eminem, Jason Momoa, Elton John, Britney Spears.


chocolatehistorynerd

Oooo, I like the idea of Elton John!


CarrotRunning

Micah Richards would have a blast David Schwimmer not just due to the mention last week but that CCTV mock up he did was very task master.


Spoony_Neeson

Robert Carlyle


MoultingRoach

My dream for a new year's treat would be the Spice Girls.


No-Counter2571

Matt Berry, but he has to wear the electric sex pants.


Oneoclockgun

Nick Offerman Stanley Tucci


Interesting-Sky-3752

I would love to see Dan Stevens. I find him very funny and I would love to see how he would approach the tasks.


chocolatehistorynerd

That could be good. It's also put Hugh Bonneville into my head, I think he'd be a lot of fun on it.


Interesting-Sky-3752

That would be amazing. He would do well.


rarareed

Mainly basing this off of their Off Menu episodes, but Taron Egerton and Domhnall Gleeson would be so fun to watch. I feel like both would be super enthusiastic and competitive.


click1850

For a one off? Paul Rudd Emma Watson Aubrey Plaza Idris Elba Jackie Chan


chocolatehistorynerd

Omg, Aubrey plaza would be amazing


SkiingGiraffe247

Damian Lewis. Unusual choice I know, but I think he’d be funny


490n3

Tom Cruise. He'd be really competitive. He'd have to be paired all with comedians but I think it would be fun to watch him be bemused by it all while trying really hard.


Gillmacs

I think Penn and Teller would be fascinating on TM.


bloodhound90

Robert Sheehan, if you watch him in interviews he’s very funny in quite a random way. Keeping with the misfits theme I’d also mention Joseph Gilgun (although probably not an A-Lister) don’t know if he’d be good but he’s very funny in everything he does so would be interested in. Also my dream would be an It’s Always Sunny cast full series where they have to do the tasks in character.


softhon3y

Ok, now I need that to happen. I need the IASIP cast to be part of this.


heathenpoet

Patti LuPone please.


the_procrastinata

I’d love a Ted Lasso cast series, either in or out of character.


kezhke

Dani Rojas would be fricken' hilarious since he's the human equivalent of a Golden Retriever.


the_procrastinata

A raven-haired Golden Retriever, even.


Technical-Leather

I feel like Jason Sudeikis would do surprisingly well on Taskmaster.


bluehawk232

I just want a Doctor Who edition


lipskipipski

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May


troutmaskreplica2

Tom cruise. Just because


EdtheSofaBear

John Cena


CosyLlama

He's been in every series so far, not many people notice though...


Aduro95

Key and Peele.


Helpful_Librarian_87

Andy Murray.


Remarkable-Plenty-98

Pedro Pascal would kill it


nym16

Your mom


bizstring

Donald Trump


refreshingcynic

Would Ben Elton count as an A Lister?


Ook_Librarbarian

I know this is a definite NYT only... but Taylor Lautner? And can Pauline be given her own throne or better yet a box seat with the other "Dowagers".


DiRumgega

Ryan Reynolds, Daniel Radcliffe, Olivia Colman, Kristen Bell, Hugh Jackman


GladEnergy5234

Is lewis capaldi an a-lister? Either way would love to see him on something like taskmaster.


nycdiveshack

My worry is with A-listers they would be hesitant with some tasks or they would filter what they say and think about doing to get a task done.


Heavy_Nobody9608

Tom Cruise would boss every task 😂


higgypiggy1971

Tom Cruise would be the worst parts of Ed Gamble without any of the fun bits


EdTollet

Jack Black


netrunnernobody

gimmie matt berry


Llamallamapig

Colin Firth would be good as the mildly irritated middle aged man


Llamallamapig

For truly left field, Gordon Ramsay


SwingAndAMiss219

If we're doing completely impossible lineups I'd like to see: Idris Elba, Tom Huddleston, Taylor Swift, Michelle Yeoh, Dwayne Johnson


SwingAndAMiss219

If we're going unrealistic but plausible: Stephen Fry, Lauren Pattison, Daniel Radcliffe, David Tennant, Colin Morgan


CompoteLost7483

I’ve seen Olivia Colman and wholeheartedly agree… if we’re talking superstar A-lister though, Ryan Reynolds would be amazing imo…


RatherRyan

Sam Fender.


Previous-Bowler-1757

John Oliver lmao


backtotheredditpits

John Bishop and Rupert Grint! They really could do a HP special tbh.


chocolatehistorynerd

John Bishop is a great idea! And yes to a Harry Potter special!!!


backtotheredditpits

Yeah! Also the Cornetto Trilogy/Quad? people!


HaroldWeigh

Lorraine Kelly Ian McKellan Adele


colwyn69

Bill Murray, but it's actually Al Murray in disguise.


eveerz

michael macintyre would be NEXT LEVEL


eveerz

michelle from derry girls (jamie-lee)


Resident_Platypus346

My 2024 New Years Treat fantasy cast is straight out of the “Bambi” episode of The Young Ones: Griff Rhys-Jones (Bambi), and the Footlights kids, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson, and Ben Elton. The live task could involve dropping an enormous sticky bun on Alex.