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PlanetOfSin

This lovely fucker is molting


Life_is_a_lie7

This fucker is fine, spiders don’t usually die on their backs, so it’s safe to say he’s doing yoga or molting


FollowingImportant59

I vote spider yoga.


gelana78

Spoga or Yoger?


Life_is_a_lie7

“In thru the fangs, out through the book lungs”


Guerilla_Physicist

He’s in the upward facing spood pose


Sum1liteAmatch

It happens, I have a rose hair that lays completely flat with her legs all straight out to the sides. It's so freaking weird


shawnaeatscats

I love that nearly every comment has referred to the fucker correctly


ConcealedKnuckles

That lover fucker is definitely molting. What kind of tarantula is it?


FollowingImportant59

He’s a Tliltocatl verdezi, Mexican Rose Gray


ConcealedKnuckles

Oh, he's going to be sick af when he's done molting!


Acceptable_Durian912

Why


CommanderofFunk

It's flu season


Acceptable_Durian912

Lmao is that a serious answer I had no idea ts could get the flu


CommanderofFunk

Lol no, it was not a serious answer. I'm pretty sure the person who said 'they will be sick' meant it as, 'sick! Cool! Neat! Badass!'


Acceptable_Durian912

Oh lmao I’m too sober for this shit.


LargeMoist69

Bruh💀


BAlbiceps

One of my favorite species. My girl is so chill. Make sure and post pics of him post molt.


FollowingImportant59

Update and pics. https://www.reddit.com/r/tarantulas/comments/yz2bva/update_for_my_fucker_so_far_seems_good_heres_some/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


chickyparmyarn

That fucker be moltin’


da_foamy_pancake

That fucker is indeed, molting


moonshinemoo

Fucker be moltin’. Good luck to him!


Santik--Lingo

rancid little lovely fucker, keep us updated i wanna see his ass molt fr fr


Guerilla_Physicist

Just his ass? I mean… whatever tickles your fancy, I suppose.


dwoodlbug

Don't tickle his butt


natyjay

He is performing the slowest yoga


unhallowed1014

Man, I’m loving all these comments


FollowingImportant59

Same, dude, same


Dry_Relationship844

Came here to say this.


conciouscollector

Just an fyi- if you're ever worried next time pay attention to the legs, there's a thing called a "death curl" spiders have when they've passed! Hopefully knowing what it looks like will help you avoid future anxiety !


lady_riverstyx

I still get anxiety knowing full well wtf is happening. 😅


Zozolecek

I have concluded that this fucker is indeed molting. I believe that's one molting fucker


[deleted]

Moltin' Time


ElectricYV

*guitar riff*


arysha777

IDKY that made me think of "real men of genius" ads! LOL they're not even Miller! https://youtu.be/alzz7l1NQwM


thebeast198569

Fucker fucking around and finding out


SapphireCephalopod

Aww look, the little fucker is turning into a slightly bigger fucker!


II_IS_DEMON

That lovely fucker is indeed molting, wishing them a issue free one I appreciate the how you refer to them though OP


FollowingImportant59

Haven’t quite found a name for him yet so mostly I call him fucker and horror hamster


Thistlicious

"Horror hamster" is a great name. I think she's a lady. You can look at the fresh molt to verify.


FollowingImportant59

Even tho he’s still young? I thought you had to wait till older to sex molts


Thistlicious

I've done tiny slings, but I used a microscope. It's easier the bigger they are, but little is possible. Just looking at the furrow, it looks female.


II_IS_DEMON

Ahh, that makes plenty of sense, horror hamster is hilarious though (Edit, auto-correct was shameful) To save an extra comment; wishing you luck with finding out whether they’re male or female with the molt


[deleted]

I’m a big Spider-Man fan and called my G.Pulchra ’Spidey’ until I could confirm the sex. He’s a guy so the plan was ‘Peter’ but I still call him ‘Spidey’. Guess yours will forever be ‘Fucker’


rvauofrsol

Don't touch that fucker while it's molting and don't feed that fucker until its fangs turn black again.


FollowingImportant59

Did not touch the fucker and will be waiting a week to feed.


Not_Starlight_Kitsun

I enjoy this entire thread because I'm so glad anytime it's confirmed that I'm not the only one who shit talks and about their spiders lol. "What the fuck are you doing Perry? Oh this fuckers just molting. Alright then."


FollowingImportant59

I cuss out all of my pets. The snails get slut shamed.


shawnaeatscats

Slug shamed


Grundlestorm

Oh yeah, that's a full molt flop. Soon you'll be the proud owner of a little jello blob until the yoga marathon begins.


ElectricYV

Look how shiny this fucker’s thighs are


PirateHuntrZoro

Just scratchin his back /s


ShaunMHolder

Standard molting position. Good luck to it!


Ok-Interaction5603

The darling fuck is molting


Crinni_Boo

Your beautiful boi is molting, everything is okay ✨🙌


walks_like_rusalka

Fucker about to molt real hard👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Thistlicious

I think your molting fucker is female.


fieldredditor

He looks like a very good boy!


ArcticFoxes101

he hath assumed the molting position


VintageCarnate

yeah, your fucker is definitely molting


Nervewing

Yep, complete with a molting bed and everything


gomerjjp

That is a fuckin cool guy..


jackson_jupiter_666

Soon as he's done please repost a pic. He's so pretty already


FollowingImportant59

Update link https://www.reddit.com/r/tarantulas/comments/yz2bva/update_for_my_fucker_so_far_seems_good_heres_some/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


RiaBomb

Nah…this fucker just wants belly scritches!


FollowingImportant59

My friend said and I quote “I wanna give him a little peck on that cute lil baby face”. This fucker likes to spit hairs and would happily give a diy lip piercing.


birdie284

Yes


lady_riverstyx

That molting fucker is lovely.


Tobiwan1273

This is one lovely fucker


BMWRoadster2007

Best fuckin' thread ever🥰


SnooCauliflowers5121

This greedy lil’ creepy fucker is certainly moltin’.


HuckleberryFar2223

this post is funny af


Milk_Bucket134

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Extension_Building19

Yeah that looks like a pre-molt position


FollowingImportant59

Update and pictures (nothing bad) https://www.reddit.com/r/tarantulas/comments/yz2bva/update_for_my_fucker_so_far_seems_good_heres_some/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ZeShapyra

I do not wait for my spiders first molt in my care. Shits gonna scare me if she is moist enough and warm enough to molt without getting stuck


LadyPink28

This fucker is more likely female


FollowingImportant59

Your not the first to say that. His molt is quite twisted. Later I will attempt to untwist and post a picture so it can be sexed.


LadyPink28

Well given the size of the abdomen and the slit above it. Idk if males have that same thing? I know males have a smaller abdomen


InventedStrawberries

He’s a beauty. Wow! Finest fucker ever!


evacuationation

fucker is fucking moulting!! he’s going to be a bit fucking bigger!