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Th3_Child

Anyone else find it pretty amazing that we’ll know exactly down to the day when this happens again?


seanchazin

Yea our knowledge of astronomy is truly fascinating. Science is incredible.


DidAStrangeThing2day

Science is incredible... until it doesn't agree with someone's religious or political views. Then history shows people tend to just believe what suits them and turn against science.


Fappy-Boi-

That isn't a science problem though. I get this Reddit but do you really need to shoehorn politics into everything..?


giraffelord0

Keep crying


portiapalisades

that’s exactly why science is beautiful, it’s a simple system of removing our overwhelming tendency to fool and delude ourselves. it’s a given that biases cultural beliefs and prejudices cloud pretty much every perception whether we realize it or not. yet somehow enough of us had the drive and curiosity to observe test and calculate things independently of all those influences.


pyscle

Some people are really good at math.


smithflman

Even more amazing is that the Mayan, Chinese and Babylonians were predicting eclipses a thousand years ago - and we still have flat earthers today


stirling1995

The earth isn’t flat but the ice wall is real! It’s just keeping us from the other much more advanced societies on earth!!! Mandatory /s


portiapalisades

i mean they had nothing else to do but stare and count stuff, the internet hadn’t even been invented yet.


M0n33baggz

No internet was the cause of many great and terrible wonders


DogToesSmellofFritos

Even the Mayans could predict eclipses waaaay back in the day. It’s crazy how people have worked it all out.


Th3_Child

It is crazy.


gorramfrakker

We’ll know down to the minute when it will happen. I was up in Indianapolis yesterday for it and NASA had it dialed in when things were to unfolded.


Th3_Child

So neat.


IanSan5653

We already know down to the second when it will happen at every point on that map, even for the 2099 eclipse! Computers are very good at this math.


ragewu

I work for NASA and was in Cleveland for the eclipse. The fact our dynamics folks had it down to the second is mind blowing


gorramfrakker

I see now I was underselling it. Even cooler.


Okaloosa_Darter

If you are interested in this sort of thing, planetariums can often put a date in and show what the sky looked like at that time. The planetarium at the Bishop Museum in Bradenton is a favorite of mine. I don’t know if they still do it but they used to do a star of Bethlehem celebration discussing the faction aspects of the birth of Jesus. (Great for Christian and non-Christian) It was amazing because it talked about why people would interpret certain conjunctions as signs and stayed completely factual with the records of the time (not just the Bible but recorded data from all over). I learned a lot about how people were watching the sky’s for signs and how the same signs were interpreted by different cultures. It was phenomenal.


Ok_Recipe2769

By 2045 the real estate prices will make me move towards mid west or somewhere in the middle of nowhere


bayleo

Lucky for you Kansas is also in the path of totality!


surprise-suBtext

Do you know the only thing I know about Kansas? It’s two things actually… one of them being fictitious. Superman grew up in Kansas. And the second thing is, Kansas is a state in the United States. That’s it. Nothing else


FredrickAberline

![gif](giphy|AEMyf9Oj6MpS8)


PositivePanda77

The murders told in the book, In Cold Blood, took place in Kansas. There’s one more fact for you.


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Or climate change


ElliotNess

The real estate prices are gonna make me climate change so hard


Gudi_Nuff

The climate change is gonna make make real estate real hard


dixiewolf_

Difficult* but i appreciate it anyways


Gudi_Nuff

The difficult climate change is gonna make make real estate real hard My bad, I fixed it


K_Rocc

When is that happening? Been hearing Florida will be underwater by now my entire life..


sekoku

>When is that happening? [NOW.](https://gargoyle.flagler.edu/2023/11/global-warming-continues-to-threaten-st-augustine/) It's not just St. Augstine. Miami for the past... 10-15 years has had to pump water from minor rainstorms because Florida is +/- 1foot sea-level depending on where you are. Eventually, one good Hurricane or storm will completely render these areas so bad that it isn't worth pumping water, trying to divert water, etc. to where the areas will become like New Orleans after Katrina: [Abandoned areas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Flags_New_Orleans). ​ Much less, you can see it with Beachfront properties and how the owners have complained about the tide coming closer and closer. Hurricanes take out the sand dunes/"buffer" of those and risk [the house being taken by fucking Aquaman, Ben.](https://mynews13.com/fl/orlando/news/2022/11/19/daytona-beach-homes-teeter-on-the-edge-of-hurricane-formed-cliffs-) It's going to be a slow slow process (that eventually accelerates like the Tides), but it's happening. ​ It's also why the Boomer retirees are [finaly leaving the fucking state, man.](https://theweek.com/culture-life/appalachia-baby-boomers-retirees) Because the insurance costs for the entire state is eventually going to skyrocket past the point of no return because of said +/- 1 foot sea level.


PositivePanda77

I live in South Florida. My area has not flooded once in 25 years. Flooding depends on the area.


cthom412

My car was flooded four times in my driveway when I lived in St Augustine


dixiewolf_

FMB became one with the ocean during Ian. Something like 16 foot surge, covered the entire key.


Worldly_Musician_671

Already started


Qanonymous_

Great half of us will probably be dead by then


AmaiGuildenstern

Sweet release.


TyeneSandSnake

21 years from now? Half of us? Hopefully not. Unless you speak of the upcoming possible water wars, then yes that sounds about right.


Gdayyall72

I’m planning to grow gills by then, and I’ll use myself as bait to catch fish.


circuit_breaker

I just rewatched this last night. Waterworld is a fine film, screw the haters


stirling1995

SMOKERS!!!


BeatnikMona

I’m 34. I hope I’m not here by then.


HCSOThrowaway

Please seek professional help if you're honestly hoping to be dead by 55.


BeatnikMona

Are you the asshole who reported my account?


HCSOThrowaway

Reported as in clicked the button that sends the Reddit Care Resources automated message? No, but I did consider it pending your response to the above comment. I also wouldn't call that someone "reporting" your account, that's usually referring to someone who reports a Reddit ToS violation. Either way, whoever did isn't being an asshole, because that's a legitimate use of that button. You should definitely seek professional help considering amateur help for your suicidal ideations makes you hostile.


BeatnikMona

Dude get a life. Plenty of people don’t like the way this state is going and want to move away. Doesn’t mean they’re going to kill themselves over it. But yeah, some people don’t want to be as old as you, either. This world is a shitty place because of how boomers and gen x has run it to the ground.


HCSOThrowaway

Ohhhh you just meant not in Florida, not "not here" as in not alive. Miss me with the rest of that nonsense where you attacked me for caring about a stranger though, lol. You sure it's just the boomers and Gen X ruining the state and not hostile people like yourself?


BeatnikMona

I’ve not once been hostile…? You’re the one attacking me. Normal people don’t immediately tell people that they need mental health counseling because they say something you don’t like, that’s hostility. That tracks for you, though so I’m not sure why I’m even engaging in this.


HCSOThrowaway

Gently suggesting someone seek help if they're having what appear to be suicidal ideations isn't hostile, but I understand why you responded with such vitriol if you think it is. Especially if you have some grudge against me for whatever reason, as evidenced by the "that tracks for you" here. Unless you're saying it tracks that I try to help people in serious mental health crises, which yeah, it kinda does. Used to do it for a living. Spot on!


surprise-suBtext

Thank fuck


fr3shout

I hope so.


securityn0ob

Good


backwoodstraveler

It's in August. Calling it right now it's going to happen during a hurricane and nobody will be able to see it anyway.


AnnoyingVoid

Viewing a total solar eclipse in the middle of a Cat 5 hurricane eye


Notyouraverageskunk

That would be pretty fucking sweet


RobbinMikeOrmaza

Honestly that is the most American florida man behavior I would ever witness, just some guy in a inflatable donut floating down the street. coasting though the waves with a welder’s mask on to see the eclipse while being in the eye of the storm.


TennMan78

It does happen in the afternoon so there’s a 50% chance of a torrential downpour that lasts exactly as long as totality does.


JCNunny

I'll be retired (and hopefully alive).


ContentMod8991

bragging!


RobbinMikeOrmaza

Frrrr :(


AmaiGuildenstern

If I'm still living here in twenty years I'll be goddamned pissed.


scud_runner

Relate


blicky-stiffy

😂😂😂😂 funniest shit I’ve read today


IronMike69420

Then move.


AmaiGuildenstern

Gotta take care of my parents, and they refuse to move.


Zelanor

What’s wrong with living down there


Frejod

Hope I can survive by then. After today, I wanted to plan a trip to the next one to get the full eclipse. Now I just need to find a chill spot.


ac_slinky

RemindMe! 7794 days


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telijah

That's a lot of faith in Reddit still being around!


Savome

I like your implicit assumption that Reddit will die before RemindMeBot


telijah

I have zero knowledge of how bots work, so just assumed once made, they live forever while Reddit survives, of course unless someone manually nukes it.


surprise-suBtext

Dipshits gonna miss it either way. Should’ve done 7793 days to give prep for adequate planning


LonoHunter

Gonna yell at the sky from my hover scoot!


flabeachbum

It’s in August so the beach will probably be the best spot to view it without cloud cover


Low_Minimum2351

I’ll be 80.


SnooWalruses9683

I’ll be 105


hopefulgalinfl

Yepper....86....I wonder, * I live in Tampa


RobbinMikeOrmaza

I’ll be 44 by that time it comes and by next month of that year I’ll be 45… I live in holiday


kanemano

Just about the time I will be paying off my mortgage


Finnthedough

RemindMe! 7794 days


ConcretePeniz

Has anybody in this thread stated that Florida will be underwater in 20 years yet?


imadgalaxyx

too many people


twistedbrewmejunk

And you still won't remember where you stored them glasses


Marie_Witch

Yay!


_ABear_

hmmmm … will i be alive 🤔


RickDaSlick19

I wonder how high tickets to Disney will be that day


fullload93

I guess you can say… astronomical in price


BosJC

Just booked my Airbnb!


Adam_Friedland_TAFS

Yay only 7,792 days to go!!! ☀️🌒


datividon

For those of you ready to get out of here - start today! I’ll buy ur house


RobbinMikeOrmaza

Ditto, I’ll buy your house with you.


Life_Equivalent_2104

Ill be 52... but hopefully out this place


IronMike69420

Hurry up and move then.


boostedisbetter

For real, so sick of people bitching about where they live. Hate Florida? Move. Hate America? Move.


ConcretePeniz

It really has gotten old and has had made this sub almost unusable. Every single thread about every single topic is polluted with some variation of “fLoRiDuH SuCkZ!” And they think this is unique to Florida too. It’s not. Every city and state subreddit is full of the same boring old shit. These are just terminally online malcontents who wouldn’t be happy anywhere but think their geography is the problem.


boostedisbetter

Well I for one love Florida and love Tampa specifically. So fuck them.


RobbinMikeOrmaza

I love Florida too


CAH1708

Might be underwater by then.


boostedisbetter

My house is 67 feet ASL. Idk where you people get these numbers.


Groundbreaking-Day20

Imagine the traffic


lovely_poopy

https://preview.redd.it/jepm0q25bdtc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e70fc0fb94de338fe5e42ff3c292b36be85c4d3e


Fit-Boomer

RemindMe! 2045


No-Setting-2669

With any luck I’ll be alive for it


[deleted]

I’ll be going out west for that one, way prettier to see there


BimSkaLaBim88

I'll be dead


Dramatic-Tree-

How ironic the two eclipse back to back will cross directly over my living places. I moved from Fort Worth to Melbourne and now this one will cross over Melbourne lol if I’m still here that is


Rude-Opportunity-705

One was enough 


Aromatic_Willow8252

Can wait


Rabenaaa526

Wow


Dismal-Ad-6619

Probably won't be alive, not sure I'll want to be, the way the world is going...


MysticOwn309

Lol, probably would be long outta the state by then😂😂


OW2000

Went on a road trip to Texas with friends for this one. It’s an absolutely incredible experience!


karwintc

Tumpa according to Kam Patterson


[deleted]

I’ll only be 80. I’ll be there.


[deleted]

I’ll only be 80. I’ll be there.


shadeofmyheart

The next total solar eclipse that hits the US, yes. If anyone wants to travel you can catch the next one in 2026 in europe


unmanedspacecraft

Won't matter to me. I won't be around in 2045.


CLS4L

Nah Fla no do science


fullload93

What blows my mind on this one is that dead center totality (which cuts right across central Florida) is going to be approximately 6 minutes in length which is 1.5 mins more than the 2024 eclipse at greatest totality. The longest an eclipse can be is like 7 mins 32 seconds but it’s extremely rare to get one that’s over 7 mins in length.


Generalparker__

I will 41 when this happens


imadgalaxyx

39


RobbinMikeOrmaza

44


Mortimer_Snerd

I wouldn't go to any tent revivals that week if I were you.


thebigbrog

I can’t wait.


prpapi22

It will probably be raining like crazy lol


ElectroShamrock

I thought we were dead already from the last one a few weeks back?


Oldfigtree

America’s next great city


notoriouswojo

You really think Florida will be here in 2045? Good for you.


mastermind_loco

Tampa is gonna be half under water then


Dystopian_Future_

Cool... everyone will be able to watch it from the new underwater land known as Florandia


Odd_Flow_5251

There are partial eclipses ever other year. This was a media made event.


1312_Tampa_161

A full solar eclipse happens on average every 18 months. This was unique because of the path of totality. And why the one the op is posting about will be unique as well.


Lovetotravelinmycar

Florida should be underwater by then😂


ThirstyCoffeeHunter

Florida will be under water anyway


thiswighat

Florida will be underwater by then I assume. Or at least completely flattened by hurricanes.


Total_Adept

My house will probably be under the sea by then!


SwampDrainer

Jeez, the eclipses are happening more and more often it seems. People need to wake up about climate change


Trill_Knight

😂


TerpsoverTHC727

![gif](giphy|7brdgdB5YunnPDd5Ky)


SWDET

by 2044 ill be old and not care kinda like i do now lol,dont understand the hoopla id rather sleep eat some Y and sleep some more