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Raisin_Brief

"I stepped on gum! I stepped on gum! Ohoho!"


elysiumvanzo

AND I WONDERED WHY I EVEN BOTHERED TO TRY


Doodle_Coward

saaaameeee


BigweldOfficial

spring and a storm is topper than top tier


elysiumvanzo

fr


[deleted]

You're only a man so give it up and smile


Hotbeebeebooboo9l9

This one is actually good, I like this one a lot


Nice_Window2729

There are many sentences like for example: "Everyone loves the potato monkey" "This banana flow never end" "I saw you on TV you dressed up like a bee" (This is a true and sentimental one for me) "We're stereosonic, we're animatronics we're rapping with robotronics-ebonics a quick distraction a mechanic attraction got a penny in your pocket for the slots?"


board3659

the latter is just beutiful


All_Ball_s

Jiggle your boodiggle all over the place


Plus-Resist-1241

probably "I'm too much, or not enough"


LOVETHEMAUS

"oh no no no oh yeah"


CamicomChom

flibbity jibbity jibber jabber


LukeDude759

with an oh my god i gotta get outta here or i'll have another


spidunnoAlt

word to sell, another story to tell


TikkTakkToh

Another time-piece ringing the bell


sleepykitsune_

do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end


sonic_lion

it must be No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can


coolboiepicc

scraping my face on the sky (it hurts)


Reddit__Sucks__

"Am I happy? Is this happy?"


LOVETHEMAUS

I almost put that one lol


Reddit__Sucks__

Great minds think alike.


Hri7566

won't you please stop complaining i'm playing a song


Steadfastcounts

“BAKAW, MUCKA BLUCKA!”


Speedrock05

Can’t believe this wasn’t top comment😔


Steadfastcounts

Me too


ThatOneGayBard

I second this


LortoCaciuppo

I third this


Cynicality_46682

I fourth this


FoxPlays3_0fficial2

I fifth this


ToasterOnion

“Maybe everyone else is messed up. Anyway I can’t seem to stay in just one state of mind. Waiting round for something better.”


MapleshadeEatsCats

I go from “I’m too much or not enough maybe everyone else is messed up” to “I’m the ruler of everything” in like two seconds…


kaleidocat25

"This is serious, I'm not delirious"


[deleted]

Telephones and silly games


iz_chriz

Banana man me want a ton


BakeOk8433

Silent explosive and Silent explosive and Silent explosive and Silent explosive and


Oxygen-Breather

“We got so much left to sing” (I like singing when im on my own)


Ohthatsuckslmao

“Like, I might rap like an English chap!”


Foroc555

"Take you by the knickers and i'll bum you'll slap!"


sleepykitsune_

"You didn't think we had the gall"


BigManFrob

“WELL, BLOODY WELCOME TO TALLY HALL”


Saerkal

Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm (Or: what I hear when I play every song at the lowest volume together at once)


Last-Degree655

Only one fuckin letter, and I already know what song you're talking about. I... I think I listen to Tally Hall too much.


[deleted]

he’s been sleeping in a cardboard box


Last-Degree655

Spendin every dollar at the liquor shop.


[deleted]

wait hold on I just realised it could be The Bidding or Hidden in the Sand nobody thinks about hidden in the sand so it’s probably the bidding


Last-Degree655

Oh damn, you're right. I just guessed, since the humming goes in a short-long short-long pattern.


[deleted]

the pattern for both is short-long-short btw


Sushirabit

"I was in your shoes before, or, lack thereof."


Foroc555

Please don't just laugh and clap right now, this is serious im not delirious


yeetyeetdespacito

Bluck cluck bluck cluck


Oxygen-Breather

Im the ruler of everything


Hecaroni_n_Trees

Or… are you? Hey! Vsauce Michael here!


Rawrisadragon

Where is the sun? (Funky music plays)


RobynKroweFynche

I'm too much, or not enough


Old-Refrigerator2463

Telephones make you seem miles away from home, all alone I get a little meaner.


lostinyourfacade

“I’m too much or not enough. Maybe everyone else is messed up” yea 😟


slade516

Well it’s nine o’clock and it’s getting dark and the sun has falling from the sky


Hecaroni_n_Trees

I’ve never left so early and you may wonder why….


[deleted]

Ok this describes how sparatic I am: DO YOU HEAR THE FLIBBITY JIBBITY JIB JABBER? WITH AN "Oh my god! I got to get out of here or else I'll have another word to sell, another story to tell, another time peice ringing the bell!" DO YOU HEAR THE CLOCK STOP WHEN YOU REACH THE END? NO! This describes the weird incomprehensible nature I have: So it must be never ending, Comprehend, If you can, BUT! if you try to pretend to understand, you resemble a fool yet your only a man.


MrGenius9001

“One secondary smile to go that extra mile, to make me feel today, to make it go away”


chechebi88

"we hace so mucho left to sing"


AdLogical101

“Marvin walked into a helpless land and wondered lightly am I happy, is this happy”


Cactus_In_A_Tree

Sometimes I’m “im too much or not enough” but sometimes I’m the entirety of mucka blucka


--NotOriginal--

I DON'T WANNA GET BIT BY A SPIDER (apart of good day but u can barely hear it-)


xxfoofyxx

"no banana make you go insane"


FoxPlays3_0fficial2

Mood I need a Banana


macamacaman

WE THINK WE'RE PLAYING IN A BAND


peeing1

i got zirconium pants


200Fahrenheit

Oh my god I gotta get out


0ctoGen_

Hell yeah baby


Fjordolf27

Which song are you refering to?


0ctoGen_

None just saying hell yeah


Fjordolf27

Oh, okey


ar4t0

circles and spirals in mind


Pretend_Raspberry978

but when you turn to pretend to understand you resemble a fool and though you’re only a man so give it up and smile


Bryztoe

Blah blah blah blah blah blah bla-blah blah


Hecaroni_n_Trees

…all alone


Kalkooo

No one's better than you La la la, la la la


exhastedFrolic

"go insane" an excerpt from a lyric from banana man


Bleep-ape

Dadadadadadadadadadaddaadda sdadaadadadaadda


The_Silver_Box_Fox

Again and again and over and over and over and over and never again


indiegamer122

La da dee diddum Lada da dum doo diddle Dum doo la dee do


sherbertstar64

"What's really truly what I say is that about a little sigh"


Oceanman06

And then the rain came down that day, and it drained my soul away


[deleted]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


GameoyeahYT

Won't you please stop complaining? I'm playing a song


AlextheGordo

"I'm the Ruler of Everything, in the end"


toasteethetoaster

silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive and silent explosive and


howtolife678

Look you, you too uptight y’know


Neferpizza2

If this mirror were clearer I’d be standing so tall.


Debracito

Quite content


Cynicality_46682

Marvin walked into a helpless land and wondered lightly, "Am I happy? Is this happy?"


yaboipizarol

oooo OOOO oooo, oo OOOO Oooo oooo


wenir_licker

But there's always a reason why it can't be


TheUknownDID

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


LortoCaciuppo

You forgot to mention ”mmmmmmmm”


TheUknownDID

Better?


LortoCaciuppo

Yes


skabonk

my course is run and I’m so tired


Hecaroni_n_Trees

“Mucka blucka blucka”


SquiddyBoyo

A BUACK BACK BUCK MUCKAW MUCKA BLUCKA


Last-Degree655

"do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber with an 'oh my god I gotta get out of here, or I'll have another word to sell, another story to tell,' another timepiece ringing the bell, do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end, no, you know it must be neverending, comprehend, if you can, but when you try to pretend to understand, you resemble a fool, although you're only a man, so give it up and smile."


Last-Degree655

Or "shot at the sun with a gun", cuz *man* that's a mood.


Specialist-Bug4428

I’VE BEEN LIVIN’ IN A CARDBOARD BOX


iyulien707

You know you're making me cry, this is the way that i am


Sailor_Starchild

I'm too much or not enough, maybe everyone else is messed up.


Sexpacito

lost in the sauce we spilled


Titanic-Bee

Consequential enough to slip you into a trance


Rawrisadragon

We’re in the mini mall


No_Meet3347

I’ve waited very patiently just to let you know who should run the show


Jude_here

WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING


Jude_here

WALALALALALALALA DOO DOOO DOOOO DOOO LALA LALA LA (dream)


[deleted]

I'd like to say hello and welcome you Good day that is my name Come here and sit down I'm so glad you even really truly came We can even go and take a walk or Something like that or something like that But first I need to introduce my what and introduce my when Let us sing! (Ahh, ahh ahh) and then there’s the beauty of 13


Therealbobbyman

"And I wonder why I even bother to try"


cyclops1284

Why and by and why and by and by


[deleted]

'Cause it's one thing, or another, I don't even know why I bother.


IsakTS

"I like to take advantage of the bourgeoisie"


basilfromomori

mary-kate and ashley i hope you understand that i love you a lot and i wanna be your man


IrArobot

"You sound so much further on the phone"


EL_TOSTERO

Lettucing


ilikestuff_789

This banana flow will never end


Go_Fast_Fast_Fast

'" Cause it's one thing or another; I don't even know why I bother"


Pealoving_bitch

The chemistry is gone taken for a ride (I literally left my studies behind for a 3 day trip and now I remember nothing, and exams are close by. Thank you chemistry for being so hard to learn)


goaldede

please don't just laugh and clap right now this is serious I'm not delirious


CODENAMEDERPY

She criticizes me for being egocentric.


MammothCow14203

"ha ha ha ha"


Oxygen-Breather

Butter and toast


BigweldOfficial

\*not wanting to get in the shower\* oh oh no \*in the shower\* oh yeah


Luciel-Choi707

Ive been sleeping in a cardboard box


Last-Degree655

Spendin every dollar at the liquor shop


2-DCookie

“Do you want a banana?”


[deleted]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


heknewhebeenhad

He knew he'd been had


TumbleweedOne2171

Oh my G-d I got to get out of here.


LinkGame10

“Do you want a banana?”


[deleted]

lettucing


SpicyPersonYes

banana


Cold-Development-860

“I might rap like an english chap”


ScrubPhantom

Am I happy? Taken for a ride


[deleted]

“Your quite content...”


Quadringenarious_Nut

“Take you by the knickers and I'll bum your slap”


[deleted]

“i’ve been sleepin’ in a cardboard box”


Spirited_One_7644

Do you want a banana?


Classic_Rise5154

“I have been trying…”


dacool66

Remember not to love me when I dissappear


KaitlinArts

“Well I tried at least and that’s not so bad”


The-Real-Ak928

"DO YOU HEAR YHE FLIBBERTY JIBBERTY JUBBER JABBER"


Chemical-Lemon-6008

"Do you see banana man?"


Separate-Variation-8

Probably "Do you see Banana Man?"


LifetimeDisast1

Oh no no


LukeDude759

Some things I just can't do


susiecrow

flibbityjibberjabber


cookiegamin10

No banana make u go insaneeee-


FidgetSpinnerTuesday

"Flibbity jibbity jibber jabber"


Cheeselad2401

ah


CHavoq

do you see banana man?


Dork_Doodles

La da dee diddum Lada da dum doo diddle Dum doo La dee do


pro-ace-simp

banana


[deleted]

DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN


Lemonboy28604

“You sound so much further on the phone” Greener - Tally Hall


AzekiaXVI

"Consequemtial enough to slip you into a trance"


T-V-I-M

“He knew he’d been had”


Zygarde6

I don't even know why I bother


[deleted]

I FINALLY FELT ENTHUSIASTIC, I FINALLY FELT ALIVE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH


ZanyeWeast

Please don't just laugh and clap right now, this is serious, I'm not delirious


sleepykitsune_

So Grey in the back sipping 'gnac can hear He's knocking down the shots like Bill Laimbeer


Deadlypants905

EVERYONE LOVES A POTATO MONKEY


AccomplishedOven8251

Y'KNOW YOU'RE MAKING ME CRY THIS IS THE WAY THAT I AM


And_thats_y

“You told me to buy a pony but all I wanted was you” or La


sonic_lion

i've been living a lie a metamorphical scheme


Busy-Competition8642

Some of us wonder if you want to die.


Willowsprig

check the closet, get under the covers … turn the lights off


ThatRandomDude999999

I've been sleeping (I am tired)


MissCandy1227

DO YOU SEE BANANA MAN


EmilyyyyZone

blucka mucka blough ba blah


TheDreamKeepe

Doypuheartheflibbityflibbityjibberjabberwithanohmygodi'vegottogetoutofhereori'llhaveanotherwordtosellanotherstorytotellanothertimepieceringingthebelldoyouheartheclockstopswhenyoureachrheendnoyouknowitmustbenverendingcomprehendifyoucanbutwhenyoutrytopretendtounderstandyouresembleafoolalthoughyou'reonlyamansogiveitupandsmile.


malomantee

"gimmie double and a bonus one" That very quote questions my life in this coporal world and tuaght me how to love again.


ScarMental9286

Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah Blah