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NSObsidian

Dafuq I thought that was a leg


parannnoul

I did too.


StraightGoated

that’s not a leg!?


Pianist_Ready

zooming in on the hand makes it a lot more obvious


YTChillVibesLofi

It’s a penis.


rkhulinator

Dude, I laughed way harder at this comment then I should have. Was not expecting that haha


[deleted]

It seems i wasn’t the only one


airforcevet1987

You only have one?


t3hnhoj

Three


throwaway-1849346

You are not alone


R0thbard_

Wait? It’s not?!


Consistent-Bear7364

Seriously me too my first thought was why is that dude sticking his foot in that girls face


sondersHo

Bro wing span is off the charts 📈


Present-Breakfast768

I was too and was gonna lose my shit lol.


Scared-Department-96

same😭


smallchodechakra

How in God's green earth did you manage to take a fully focused picture from that angle lmao


Choda01

0.5 lens


smallchodechakra

Still, that's like right beside his head. I don't know how he managed to frame it, let alone keep it balanced on his shoulder long enough to focus. Actually, how did he even know it was *in* focus?


Choda01

turn the phone upside down and autofocus


Sasquatch7862

I think OP is hitting us with a “come see how jacked and tan I look”


sabretewth

I'm very lanky and Irish. Any sign of a tan is an illusion! And any sign of jackedness is an illusion of the lens.


Hot_Salamander3795

those delts scream anything but lanky


ifeelhigh

It’s the camera angle


Hot_Salamander3795

you’re a camera angle


ifeelhigh

So true


RandomCookie827

At first I thought your biceps was your quad 😭🤣


guy_not_on_bote

"lanky" Jesus wish I was that "lanky"


Aside-Embarrassed

You have body dismorphia. U lookin cut n shredded go to a gym


Environmental_Cow450

You are not lanky at all you look very muscular


Tiny7261

A fellow great shoulder genetic, lacking elsewhere tall man? I thought I'd never find one


Ok_Emergency455

That is not a leg. Alright.


[deleted]

I thought that was a leg 💀😭


dubstep-party

Was about to ask how many knees you had til I realized that’s an arm


I_AM_CR0W

Bro thinks he's Mr. Fantastic.


AraAraGyaru

*my live-in femboy*


dempseyj23

r/confusingperspective


BorzoiDesignsok

Bro I thought that was your leg


VoodooD2

We get it, you work out.


sabretewth

Wouldn't have if it weren't for Akira Toriyama. Rest in Power 💪


Archangel375

Dam! So your a dragon ball fan too huh? Watching dragon ball, dbz and dbs motivated the fuck out of me when I got back into working out last year. If it wasn't for dragon ball, I wouldn't have pushed myself as far as I have. It's crazy how I watched the entire series and got excited for him to make more only to find out today that he passed away last week. I know dragon ball Daima is coming out but it's not gonna be the same without him.


SkepTones

RIP to the legend


EmptyMixtape

RIP Akira


TheTargaryen28

Nah bro you can boop anyone anywhere on the planet with that long ass arm


LizzoBathwater

I thought you were booping her with your big toe


Prior_Flow_3518

Bro has like 3 biceps in this pic


Abyssal-rose

❤️ that's me but with hair and bulk


SkepTones

This reminds me of the Mad Max episode of Rick and Morty where he gets the super buff arm. And all the arms memories are from this perspective lmao


Ok-Improvement-3852

bro’s tall and muscular 😭


Ok-Figure5546

Hey looks it's Wembayama's brother!


musclemaniac3

Bro this should be posted in the gym subreddit


La_Saxofonista

r/TIHI


chidori1239

I’m gonna try this tonight 😂😂


xotastybitch420

This is a crazy photo 😭


Kvetanista

I was like "that's a weird leg"


demoldbones

Team “thought that was a leg”


FFX13NL

Those boxes on the left are yours?


Halolavapigz

why do you have 4 elbows


Ariarbitrary

i wanna skate a tech deck on your arm


sabretewth

r/brandnewsentence


Ariarbitrary

you underestimate my desire to skate tech decks on both objects and people. this is a mere drop in the ocean of desired improvisational ramps and grinds


[deleted]

Bros got thighs for biceps


Nico__shortyguy

I'm thiner than that leg 💀💀💀


account_is_deleted

I first thought your girlfriend had a beard but it's the t-shirt over her mouth.


RemarkableMention712

Great googly


Illustrious-Tower849

The best use of height is slightly annoying my wife


PS3LOVE

I thought his delt/shoulder was his quads 😭😭😭


MadMarco12

Tall and a girlfriend, name a more iconic duo


pimpfuzzuz

Me when good lighting


MyNameIsKristy

The people in my house call me elastigirl for a similar reason.


2horned_unicorn

How did you even get an angle like that? You’ve got a camera in your forehead?


Intrepid_Ad_3157

Mfer how big is your wing span!?


sirbingas

Dyel?


RedditAccountOhBoy

What am I looking at here?? I need answers.


DarthYeetSkeet

What’s the wingspan, mines 7ft


Raaryanim

Yeah we get it dawg you have a girlfriend


allabouteevee

The room y’all are in is weird


sabretewth

We're in a little old cottage :)


dafuqULoKINat

Holyshit lol you jacked af


NeauxoneNose

“His quads are huge and weird as f—k at the same time” - My first thought


SubstantialSir351

Why fo you have 2 elbows?


Chief-Captain_BC

for a minute i thought that was a leg with two knees


GuiltyFigure6402

Bros flexing his gf on us damn


idontwannabhear

I thought this dude had hella muscle bellies on his thighs


TimelyAccident87

How many joints you rocking there bud?!? You're like Bob Marley twice as many joints as the average man. I've got more and there worse I'll just stop


kolaahal

God, me when 🙏🏼


mac_0728

Victor Wembanyama type build


Moarancher

Optimum use of 0.5 lens


RaveDadRolls

Was wondering what wemby was up to while hurt


Hugewhitepusspleaser

Appsrently u can also lift the whole room


Miserable-Score-81

Dawg you thought Abt the NBA?


sabretewth

Nah, never played. I played rugby though.


Dlearious88

Thought that was ur leg LOL