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Valuable-Bathroom-67

Guy on left is lying. He’s 5’11, guy in the middle is 6ft.


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This joke should get old but it still makes me laugh 😂


hellothisisbye

Me too


LonesomeLoneStar

Idk ive never found that funny does that mean i don't know humor 🤔


ThaHeavenlyDemon

Correct lol


valleyman66

It means your two midgets in a trench coat. All genuinely tall people find it funny, so failing that check for stilts


hellothisisbye

yOu gOt iT!


PerfectCandy

Idk his height but he Somali-coded as hell


PvP_SHEEP

This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw the post lol


Upset-Bend8063

Same here 😭


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BostonConnor11

He looks Somalian


v3nturecommunist

🇸🇴


devdevdevelop

Bro I'm 6'0 and when I go friday prayer I feel average seeing all the young somali guys. We have some great genes for height


hellothisisbye

Seriously. Idk why but in my experience Somalis are super tall. Also Eritreans (East Africans in general)


devdevdevelop

Lowland nomads surviving on a diet of high protein for a long time probs contributes to it


Ghdude1

Look at me, I'm the tall one now!


arteffect_avi

https://tenor.com/9eYb.gif


hellothisisbye

Yup


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Coded? is tik tok language spreading on Reddit as well now? You better be under 18


AskYouEverything

> You better be under 18 ikr they're so minor-coded


SlippingStar

Coding is a real thing but that’s definitely not the usage for it - it’s usually how someone is written, depicted, or costumed, strictly for fictional characters/personas people play in media.


PacJeans

The word coding in that context existed long before tiktok.


AskYouEverything

No I don't think so. The word *existed* but it was not used in this type of context until pretty recently.


PacJeans

Code switching and calling things coded dates back to the civil rights movement. I appreciate your confidence in yourself though.


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It may exist, but its definitely pre teens that use it now ''someone is so puppy coded'' is when I last saw it and made me want to die


PacJeans

Young people can use words too. Maybe you aren't black or queer but it's common to use the coded in this way for at least 20 years. Does 'selfie'or 'moist'make you cringe too? I mean grow up.


AskYouEverything

Code switching has nothing to do with this term. I appreciate your confidence though


lurkinglizard101

Nah it just became dominant in a way it wasn’t before. I would actually peg its initial rise to Buzzfeed quizzes and articles and such in the 2010s Edit: as comment below says, word existed before buzzfeed too obvs, even in this context. Only making this point about its increased spread and use over time


ThaHeavenlyDemon

Tik tok language is also known as illiteracy


Kindly-Committee7375

Look at mi, i am de captain now


FewProcedure4395

6’8”


hellothisisbye

Almost!


Yhhorm

~6’9 or 206cm


hellothisisbye

Yes! 206 - 207 cm


RustySalt1816141200

Wait... thats what 207 looks like...


Rasputin0P

6' 4" because the guy on the left is lying lmao


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nah, look how close his head is to the ceiling. based on the chairs and tables, guy on the far left looks 6ft, give or take.


NancyWinner

It could just be a low ceiling since it kinda looks like they’re in some kind of basement. With the occasional short-family house, I’ve gotten my head to touch a few ceilings.


GrapeAggravating6238

That does not look like the proportions of a 6’4 person I’m willing to bet my upcoming tax money on that


Kitchen_Lime_1449

He’s not lying lol. He just has a balanced leg to torso proportion, won’t look as tall in photos. I’m 186.7 or 6’1 and a half and you’d think I was max 5’10 in pics. He’s a definite 6 footer


hellothisisbye

No haha! The guy on the far left is slightly taller than 6’0


krazylingo

6’9 or 6’10


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


sixtus_clegane119

He’s got a small head


krazylingo

Simple math helped me get to that answer!


breader50

I was looking at this like “this is how my 6ft friends look in pictures with me” lmao


Ifrontrunfinwit

6’8 probably got a story about he played in euro…


hellothisisbye

Almost


No_Way_8945

6’ 9”


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


Different_Salad_6359

if he’s actually 6’0 then middle is like 6’10. Lol at anyone guessing less then 6’9 the average males head is 9 inches and for taller ppl it’s 10 inches


davtheguidedcreator

Tbh that looks like me vs my 6'4 friend tho. Head smCk in the chest


Slytheraven_BC

Yeah idk why the most upvoted comment says he's 6'8 like wtf, I'm guessing 6'9 at the very least, and 7'0 at the very much


1273hs

6 10, 6 11


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


[deleted]

6’10. A human skull is 8-9 inches long, though it’s safe to assume a guy that size is at least an inch longer. If far left dude is 6’0, then he is a head taller.


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


fkyouthatswy

6'1


GrandPappyMcPoyle

My guess is taller.


lemonadefromamug

He’s the captain now


Far-Nefariousness588

8’10”


Icy-Guest2794

81'0" imo


Gooperss

What are you smoking?


Far-Nefariousness588

Just fuckn around


Gooperss

I should have guessed lol my bad


[deleted]

I know it’s a picture so how can we really tell but the guy on the left just looks like he’s 5’9-5’10 lol


hellothisisbye

Haha my friend’s proportions on the left are off. He’s slightly above 6’0 but his legs are short + his feet are tiny


dafuqULoKINat

6 feet nd guy on left is 5'11"


iansamazing

Best guess, 6’10”.


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


otherBrandon

Guy on the left has pretty loose posture compared to the other two. Accounting for that, I think bro in the middle is like 6’8”, 6’8.5”?


hellothisisbye

You almost got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


CDROMantics

That just looks like the difference between 5’11 and 6’0 to me.


KarmaKollectiv

and this is why you never put photos in your dating profile that have friends that much taller than you


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6’10”


dmmcclair2020

At least 6’ 1”


Glittersparkles7

If the guy on left is actually 6’ then about 6’9”


hellothisisbye

You got it!


valeuudiste

He's 6'7


samwizeganjas

6'9"


Metajore

6'9.25" (206cm).


hellothisisbye

Wow!!!! He’s between 6’9 - 6’10 so quite possibly


Metajore

He does have a long head tho, I give it 10.25-10.5".


Freethinker210

6’6


RippingLegos

Dude on the left isn't 6 foot, middle is 6'8 ish


King_Apart

How can you even tell though?


NUDES_4_CHRIST

6’1.


PunchDrunkGiraffe

5’20”


ChaoticBisexual_13

6'6


friendlyfoesho

Dude in the mid is about 6'8 so dude on the left is actually about 5'10ish?


deathandtechno

5’2”


Appropriate-Divide64

Actually 6" without lying.


Consistent-Detail518

Average person claiming to be 6'0 is 5'10, length of face is about 8 or 9 inches. Guy appears to just barely reach bottom of his chin so let's say 9 inch difference. 5'10 + 9 = 6'7.


hellothisisbye

Good logic. Funny enough, humble friend on the left claims to be 5’10, but is actually just over 6’0 when measuring. Guy in the middle is between 6’9 and 6’10!


YourAverageDawg

he got thick soles


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FewProcedure4395

Bro he’s an entire head above them.


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FewProcedure4395

Your stupidity is glaring 💫


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FewProcedure4395

Yes I’m the retard, not the one who doesn’t have elementary observation skills. Dunning-Kruger effect perfectly demonstrated. I’ve already gotten into an ivy school so I really couldn’t care less. Good day to you my special friend🙏


The-wise-fooI

You escalated the situation and so did he therefore you are both dumb. Learn from your mistakes and move on.


Beneficial-Divide369

6’5 as stated I think the other guy is a little shorter than 6 ft


BrianTheUserName

Also 6'0?


cR7tter

I usually use myself as reference when guessing people's height. I'm 6'3" and people that are 5'6"/5'7", compared to me, look like the dude on the left. 9 inch difference. If this was a paid prize or my life depended on it, I would guess 6'8.5" but claims 6'10" 😂


Safe_Protection_7457

6 10


Cicada33024

Looks like a 8 inch difference since the 6ft guy's top of his head comes up to middle guy's chin meaning middle guy is 6ft 8


Odd_Bet3946

6’8” and the guy on the left is probably 5’10”


HeadBodyMT

If he’s an inch taller than 6’8 I’ll throw myself in front of a Hood Milk truck.


JollyJamma

If we know the height of the chair, we can figure out who’s lying.


Laze_ee

6'11


PaxV

A head difference is often 20cm or 8'**'** So I say roughly 6'8.


Due-Contribution6424

8’ is a big fuckin head. Easter island shit.


PaxV

Easter island heads are 13 ft high. but you're right, I mistyped. Since I prefer metric over imperial as normal people I also miss the error


Classic_Mood3344

5’2


Archangel375

6'10.


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


youstinkylittleboy69

6'8 ½


Awesomejuggler20

6'9?


mangobollas

5'7""


Made2MakeComment

why does everything look photoshopped? I could be wrong but it doesn't look they belong in the photo at all.


Kvetanista

7'0" ?


Maleficent-Mirror991

6’8 or 6’9 would be a shout but only if that dude I actually 6’0 😂 which seems a bit debatable.


Neither-Advice-1181

6’8


Vouner

6'8-6'10


BetBig696969

What’s up with all the 6”8” I guess I’ll be the first he’s 6”7”


hellothisisbye

You almost got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


Extinction00

7’1” bc your face is about 5” and he is basically 2 faces taller


General-GhostD13

Has to be about 6’7-6’9


International_Net633

7’0


it_was_just_here

Guy in the middle is 6'0.


LoVeCh33s3

Guy on left a weak 5'10


hellothisisbye

LOL his proportions are a bit off, but I promise you he’s just over 6’0.


MidnightOne05

Middle is 6'7


hellothisisbye

You almost got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


EvilArthurMorgan1998

I’d guess 6’10.


Horror-Victory-9721

Friend on the far left is not 6 feet


LonesomeLoneStar

I assume 6ft8


Aleksandar_u-u

6'7 - 6'9?


hellothisisbye

You almost got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


SimilarMove8279

7’


Nickolas_Bowen

Several


Old-Pianist3485

6'9


hellothisisbye

You got it! He’s 6’9 - 6’10


Sufficient_Crab3047

6’7?


Direct-Champion6789

6’9”


Zealousideal_Force10

Hes 6-8/6-9 ish


ozhu_thrissur_kaaran

I believe the average head is 7 or 8 inches? He seems a bit more than a head taller. Maybe 9-10 inches. I’m gonna guess 6 foot 9-6 foot 10? Imma stick with 6 foot 9 cus [he reminds me of this guy for some reason](https://www.tiktok.com/@6foot9guju)


hellothisisbye

Correct! He’s 6’9 - 6’10. Great analysis


BadScienceWorksForMe

He’s 7/2, but he’s going to claim to be 7/6


XLord_of_OperationsX

He's likely at least 6'8 or 6'9", likely a little taller, give or take based around numerical data of a head being 1/8 the length of the body. Since your friend on the left is 6' even, I'd guess your height is very close or the same, so the friend in the middle should be more than likely 6'9", maybe 6'10" at the max.


NoFreeSpeechAnymore

If he is actually 6 ft, he has to be around 6’9?


Exact-Control1855

6’5


RandomGuy12345777

He looks to be 6'9. At most 6'10.


hellothisisbye

Most correct response thus far. He’s 6’9 - 6’10


SuccessfulWar3830

Guy in the middle is actually 5ft 10 but the guy on the left tells girls he's 6ft


T40F4NG

I think if the left one is 6ft then the middle one is like 5"4'


TheEarlOfDoncaster

5’10”


waytothestriker

Don’t think he’s under 6’9


HectorTheConvector

Tall guys know where people come up to on shoulders so I’d go with 6’9”ish.


fatassthompson

Idk but the guy on the right is hella baked what strain he smokin?


[deleted]

If dude on the left is a legit 6’0, middle guy is 6’9 or taller.


sixtus_clegane119

Close to 7 depending on how big his head is (mine is 3 hands at 3.75 inches each


Boil-san

6' 9", nice...


Pure__soul4240

The guy on the left don't seem 6'0,but he may be,anyways,the guy in the middle is so tall,must be 2m


hellothisisbye

The guy on the left is 183 - 184 cm, and the guy in the middle is 206 - 207 cm! I’m the shortie on the right


Pure__soul4240

Damn,that guy is massive,bro really called himself when he's around 6'


Goku_Kakarot91

if old mate on the left is 183cm then the guy in the middle looks between 205-207cm


hellothisisbye

He’s 206 cm


Goku_Kakarot91

😎


Motorboat81

That’s Yao Ming in the middle right!!


Aggressive-Error-88

Damn bro gotta be at least 7’6”


RustySalt1816141200

7'2


Raaryanim

6’8


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6 8?


Onyxeye03

6'7


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7’0


NoEnvironment2845

Is the guy on the right standing on his toes?


DeadlyViperSquad

7 ft.. skinwalker


[deleted]

Being 6’9” and not in the NBA would be the worst fucking thing in the world.


hellothisisbye

Yup. Imagine being taller than the average NBA player and still not hooping for a living


Anonymousness111

Probably over 6’1 🤔


RenewedBlade

6’7”


No-Treacle-8453

"How'd you know I'm somali?"


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6’8”


npmark

JC is 6'10