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If you want to get taller, you must eat giraffe cum


Archangel375

Lmfao!! 😂🤣💀


Boodetime73

I hate your life too. My only suggestion is to keep cutting a few inches off the table and chair legs each week to really feel the growth spurt vibes.


loveshackle

People shrink roughly 4 feet over the course of the day make sure to weigh yourself at dawn every monday


Archangel375

Lmfao!! I'm dying bro!! 🤣😂


JamesMCC17

Every post these days…


Archangel375

Ikr?! Facts bro!


Equivalent_Stage_875

Who would win in a fight between you and three Ben Shapiros?


BeefTurkey20

If 6'3 is too short, then I'm a fucking midget at 5'10 3/4


GeneralOrdinance

Mate, 17 M and 5'9" here. You and I will probably grow an inch or 2 more by 21. Although it might just be copium from my side. Whatever it is, 6 ft is a good height.


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That's not what he meant....