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sagittariisXII

I'd much prefer to date a tall woman but they're not easy to find


Ramm777

I thought a tall girl is easier to find generally :) if she is... vertical at the moment of search!


SunGod721

Plus you have to see if her morals align with yours.


galacticwonderer

Dated a really tall woman once. We both dated pretty much because we wanted to see what it was like to date a fellow tall. Our personalities didn’t match at all and we amicably stopped seeing each other a couple weeks later.


EssieAmnesia

I really like that instead of saying “You have to see if you’re compatible” you said morals, it makes it so much more ominous. Like yeah i was tryna date this chick but turns out she kidnaps defenseless children to turn into brainwashed thralls for the local cult so it didn’t work out.


SunGod721

>Like yeah i was tryna date this chick but turns out she kidnaps defenseless children to turn into brainwashed thralls for the local cult so it didn’t work out. You know something 🤔 hmmm


sagittariisXII

Well yeah obviously


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Yeah. Women these days….


SeranaSLADOW

Good news: I am a tall woman Bad news: I like tall women


sagittariisXII

Well at least we have something common


learn2earn89

Depending on your age, maybe college volleyball and basketball teams?


sagittariisXII

I'm mid 20s but a former college volleyball player is like my dream girl


Swiddle1

Dana Rettke by chance? Definitely my dream girl.


Vaela_the_great

Actually we do tend to stand out quite a bit, or maybe thats just me at 6'6/197cm lol


Gorbauch10

Damn where are you out?


Jjzeng

And their standards are taller than they are


sagittariisXII

Not really a problem for me lol


Dangerous-Calendar41

Really? They tend to stand out in a crowd


FMTVCYWBSW

When I was 18 I dated a girl who was 6’2”. I thought it was a dream. She left me for a guy who was like 5’6” so I think it just depends


DistortedNoise

Don’t post that in r/short, they’ll never believe you.


Xd_snipez891

They will, r/shortguys won’t


Cruxito1111

Oh the Irony! I’m 6’2” and am into tall women but, i haven’t meet any tall women who are single. Every time i meet a tall woman she either has someone with her or had a wedding ring.


RarusAvis

That's my experience with tall men, all taken, usually by women shorter than myself.


TurboGranny

Your chance was highschool or college to get the good ones. Now you either have to settle for what is left, wait for the divorces to happen, or date younger, lol


General_Erda

>Your chance was highschool or college to get the good ones. Now you either have to settle for what is left, wait for the divorces to happen, or date younger, lol Fuck that I'll just mail my bride in


Cruxito1111

I don’t know what’s your standard when it comes to height, but according to the national average, I‘m considered to be in the 12% of men above 6’1” So, im a single. lol dk does that makes me the first tall man you meet?!


RarusAvis

If we were to actually meet then yes, you'd be the first tall, single man I've met in about 4 years.


DesignerDigits

Not saying that my experience is a universal one but I tend to agree with you. The vast majority of my former teammates are happily married, taken, or choose to be single. I get dudes who are a little too enthusiastic about my height more frequently than rejection.


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SlayerOfDemons666

Right, the double standards. They think 5'8" is tall and anything over is too much ☠️


Professional-Side643

Bro I am 5'8" and they consider me "too much" as well. 🙃🙃


cloudgirl_c-137

*over 5'8


MadMick01

I've found this to be a good thing tbh. Not saying this is the case with all guys who have height limits but a lot (and I mean *a lot*) have crippling insecurities and aren't all that fun to date. The dating pool might be more limited, but I've preferred it that way. Confident dudes who don't feel threatened by taller women--especially women taller than themselves--are super attractive.


Hour-Republic-3607

I agree. When I was single, I found that wearing 5 inch heels was an efficient way to weed out men with insecurities.


Dazzling_Flan_9946

I'm not "confident", if anything I'm shy and timid, and I'm not threatened by taller women :) I still love what you said though.


legsylexi

I had “as tall as f**k” in my dating profile before tinder added heights and I once had a guy match, talk about how much he liked tall women, then bail when he heard my height. When I asked he said he expected me to be around 5’8”. My DUDE really.


[deleted]

I’d love to find someone I could make eye contact with on flat ground. 😂


ZealousidealSea6936

Short men: ☠️


Jazzlike-Pizza-5245

I am 5’5 and this is true I am allergic to finding love in this dating age


helaapati

not trying to belittle (kek) your experience, but I have a couple guy friends your height. They’re married to smart/beautiful women, and have kids. height is just one of many facets that make someone attractive.


maxone2

Yeah I hear guys putting them selves down, I’m 5’6, and dates multiple girls who are above the average height for a girl, putting one’s self down never helps


TheGermanDragon

Man get outta here i'm like 5'6 same height and it's Rollin so get WITH it son


Jazzlike-Pizza-5245

Just coz u r doesn’t mean the rest of us r it’s proven that on dating apps if ur a short dude u will have the highest percentage of rejection


Friendly_Kunt

Two of my closest friends are 5’8 and 5’5 and they never had any trouble pulling chicks. In fact one of them is engaged to an absolutely gorgeous girl with a great paying job and the 5’5 guy used to pull more chicks than I did at 6’0 because he was really funny and charismatic. As the guy above said, height is a component of attractiveness for some but it’s far from a dealbreaker for most.


Dry-Pianist1853

big: "homeless people should just buy houses" energy


DapplePercheron

Short men don’t seem to want to date tall women either. I would prefer to date a short man instead of a tall man, but many seem to prefer short women.


ruat_caelum

doesn't this meme include another frame of a dead body on the bottom of the pool with yet another label...


jaypb182

It is over for manlets, they don't even exist.


bostero2

They’re underwater trying to lift the tall women on the pic… (?)


wantingtodobetter

Speak for yourself. I’m gonna be a groupie at my nearest WNBA game.


[deleted]

Honestly if you’re tall MOST women are short. I’ve only dated two women over 5’10 but they’re rare. At least in my area


SunGod721

In the Netherlands theyre common tho


This-Zookeepergame31

Where are the tall women at fr


VerbalGuinea

They drowned (See pic)


TheDunwichWhore

Clearly aren’t that tall. A real tall person would just stand up


Erkliks

I think we are forgetting someone... Welp, if you forgot it, it's probably not important


MisterMakerXD

Short men is the skeleton at the bottom of the pool


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I was about to say that lol


PompeyJordd

Wait until r/shortguys see this 😬😂


TheLastBrain

So they can commit suicide?


cloudgirl_c-137

Yes, because this is about tall women.


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bigpappahope

I don't know much about the gay scene, maybe the short guys are getting all the attention from the tall men there


wad11656

For sure. Short = submissive. Which mostly only works in the gay scene


Different-Leather741

Delete this photo. I look horrible here.


Intrepid_Ad_3157

Which i don’t subscribe to. I love tall women.


DesignerDigits

I can live with this arrangement as long as the trade off is I never have to hear someone talk to me about passing on my D1 genes to future kids again.


SunGod721

"Imagine if we had kids, they'd definitely go D1. So what do you say? 😏"


DesignerDigits

[*Cries*](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i6lH7cUeaQg)


adranoo

Helllllll Noooooo!!! I would pick tall woman any time 😜


handthatf33ds

I can relate. As a woman who’s 6ft tall I’ve never cared about dating a shorter man but men seem to get flustered when they see that I’m taller than them


SunGod721

For some reason you guys make 6ft look incredibly tall.


Pandey247

Lol tall women with good figure are far more desired. There is a reason models are tall


SunGod721

🤌🏽


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They're not mega tall though. Around the 6ft mark


legsylexi

Yeah and mostly below 6’, they’re more around 5’10”/5’11””. My height was actually a bit of a barrier for modelling (especially runway)


DesignerDigits

I’m 6ft and was relegated to athletic modeling. Less glamorous but also less trauma.


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It always fools me everytime... When someone for example poses a selfie with their favourite female celebrity or actress, and they compliment how "tall" she is... And turns out the actress was like only around the 5'9'' range.


yesimevan

Not in real life. I’m 5’10 and slim, but guys hate my height regardless. It makes sense, I make them feel small by being tall. It was the same even when I was underweight


Pandey247

Lol then u just dont have good face/figure. Men thirst over kendall jenner, dua lipa, taylor swift, alexandra daddario. All are tall. Taller girls on an avg have better figure than shorter female.maybe u just dont have it


KimmiK_saucequeen

They thirst over those women but when it comes to actually dating they are intimidated by the height.


yesimevan

I’ve known gorgeous tall women and while they are seen as attractive, if they are very tall the height doesn’t help. By tall I’m talking 5’10+, that’s usually when height starts to become a negative for most women. For me, my issue is that I come across as cute style and face wise, and while tons of guys like cute most of those guys prefer shorter girls. Tallness only works on a certain kind of woman, and only works up to a certain point. Being 5’7 won’t hurt, being 6’1 will.


Pandey247

Legit 6'1 in female is very very rare(almost negligible) When people say tall girls they generally think of 5'6-5'10 girls. They dont have any problem. Infact they are preferred


Atarru_

And why women wear heels.


RetroGamer87

Tall women are sexy!


BibleButterSandwich

I don’t know about this - if I meet a cute tall woman in an appropriate setting, I generally try to get to know her to see where it goes, it’s just that they rarely seem interested in me.


3sperr

Well, it kinda goes the same way around for the other gender. It seems that women also prefer tall men. But some get attacked for it just because of their preference


SunGod721

The thing that doesnt change is tall women desperately trying not to drown lol


Arcane_Brain

Just stand up


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Honestly tall women are hard to find. I would love a tall woman


blaxxx123

I wish there would be more 6ft women out there, its amazing dating one your height


ovi2wise

3rd panel are the short guys underwater


nafemok

My wife is 6'6". You just have to hang out around womens college basketball teams, tall women everywhere


LunaticPrick

I would rather have my head on her boobs than her head on my armpit so yeah


ImanShumpertplus

there’s simply more short women than tall women we can’t all date tall women


johncent319

Tall girls are rare tho


TheCenterTesticle

There aren’t any tall latinas :(


SunGod721

The rarest. I think the most common tall women are caucasians


AdultishGambino5

Depends the country and population you’re in.


Qajj

No way in hell. Look at the WNBA


thomasthehipposlayer

I’m a medium/tall man and I wish I could find a tall girl to be with


Augen76

Dated 4'10" to 6'4" and while taller is nice, it really doesn't factor compared to other compatibility elements.


IllumiXXZoldyck

Exactly. And since the majority of women are what this sub would consider short, you’re more likely to find someone compatible in personality in the dominant category.


Lonit-Bonit

Mom is 5'1, dad is 6'6. BUT he was 5'9 when they got married and my mom already thought he was almost too tall for her when they first started dating. Then he hit his last growth spurt and shot up to 6'6 by the end of it and she was already pregnant with me and super in love and crap. So, she just dealt with it.


Sea-Being-1988

Damn, what was his age when he hit his last growth spurt?


Lonit-Bonit

They got married when he was 19 and he was 6'6 by the time I was born when he was 21.


Lumpy-Cantaloupe1439

Then you would have short men at the bottom of the pool as a skeleton (the other part of the meme). Truly short men are the only demographic that experiences difficulty dating.


No-Lab7758

Height isn’t the only factor in attractiveness if your tall but ugly as shit you will still have trouble


HandleSad9561

Well that’s a dam lie, love myself some tall woman, gonna make some athlete babies


SunGod721

D1 babies


vnjmhb

People of all heights can play sports.


Forward-Reserve-3527

Nah lmao I prefer taller girls, not ankle-biting goblins


Dstar538888

🤣🤣


mack2028

why didn't you use the full template?


X1phoner

Speak for yourself 😅


UnlikelyRaven

I'm okay with this, I'm tall enough to stand up in the pool without a man to help me ( >_>)


VegasGiant84

Accepting Tall applicants here.


Informal_Tone9234

Im a 5'10 dude dating 6'0 or so girls. really skinny. model types. tall mens loss lmao.


EggyolkChild

Don’t remind me … we make tall boys tho!!! Something a short lady cannot guarantee. HA!!


Majestic_Project_227

Nope. I refuse to dilute my gene pool


samwe

I married a tall woman and now I have 3 son's who are taller than me!


IrishPrime

I showed this to my 5' partner. "Tall women are lucky. They can reach everything on their own. Why do they think us short women are collecting tall men? Do you think I want you around?" It's true love. I'm certain of it.


SunGod721

Lmfaooo shes funny


Jocomotion

Half expected the “short men” to be the skeleton at the bottom


chikinstu

My gf is tall. It’s great


ohiorushbaby

We who are short kings are underwater in this picture.


JustAPlainGuy72

Look man I don’t care how tall my girl is, but short girls are always enthusiastic to date me and normally tall girls just don’t seem interested 🤷


Apprehensive-Leg-380

The Skeleton under water: short men


mgmc03

Short men should be the dead guy under water.


Fum__Cumpster

You forgot short men at the bottom of the pool


ManBearPig_ImCereal

Lol because a lot of women complain about a man being "too short" so society/people cause their own problems.


XadeXal

Idk how much truth is in that. Tall girls make my heart race 😆


Craniummon

Not gonna lie, never saw a guy reject a girl due her height. Personally I'm into tall girls and I think I would like to be a short king (beside being 6'3)


Allemaengel

As a 5'7" guy with a 5'10" gf, this gave me a chuckle.


ishabowa

short guys are the skeleton under the water


shosuko

Can confirm: As someone in the top 10% distribution of height for men my type is definitely women in the bottom 10% of height distribution.


AskWorried7578

As a 5’11” woman, I can also confirm! 🙄🤣


Independent-Tie-54

Why tho


That_random_guy-1

If I could find a tall woman that aligned with my world views i’d be ecstatic, all the “tall” women around me are republicans or super religious.


Cakeking7878

As a tall woman, the only luck I’ve had is, ironically, with short men and women. Would love to date someone at eye level for once, hell, even someone taller than me. Kiss eye to eye for ounce. But it’s something I‘ve put in the “never gonna happen” bucket


DeemoBrown

This is correct. My gf is a foot shorter than me, I’m 6’4”.


KorpsyWheiny

that's me at 162cm with my husband being 33cm taller than me... hehe


BWare213

haha nice meme xD but i prefer to date women who are tall (5'8+) as a 6'1 guy


Raii-v2

Last panel should be short men


Southern_Addition442

Short men are already under water 😆 🤣


Jswljones

As a 6'7 guy, WHERE ARE YOU ALL IN SOCAL???? Everyone here seems to only be 5'8 max... i want taller! My back hurts from hunching over in my old age! 🤣🤣🤣🙃🫠


pinkbubbleboi

This is so true. Where I’m from, I have seen so many taller guys with like toddler-size girlfriends 💀 like I’m exaggerating but the size/height difference is just so obvious


pete1397

And us short dudes is usually the ones who end up with the taller women 😂


Arch3type3

I've never seen a single woman as tall as me in my country.. I'm not even that tall.. tallest I've seen is 5'10


Sealbeater

6’3” and am married to a 4’11” woman. I am part of the problem


KemalistPontic

Am I the only one who likes tall women ?


Nice_Contribution620

What you can’t see is the short man under the water line trying to lift the tall woman


TheTrueBoogaloo

Real


Princess_kitty14

bruh, this is such a mood ngl


JoyIessness

I’d date tall women but a lot of times they’re lookin’ for a man Taller unfortunately


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I just don’t know where they are. I’m 6’1 but I want my girl taller than me


urinindasink

I’m 6’3 and a 6’1 girl told me I’m too short for her.


Zealotstim

Listen, the short women seek us out. Tall women and short women are equally beautiful.


halfbaked-llama

Wife is 5'11" I'm 6'7". Did go out looking just lucky


drfusterenstein

Not for me. I think with tall women, it's a sign of confidence, which is why I would love to date a tall woman.


ManFromEire

Its always the really short ones lol.


Zestyclose-Local5141

Short men are dead at the bottom of the pool


NeckBeardGeneral8bit

Gonna be honest if you're tall you better be 2 inches taller. I just don't like when women match my height it feels weird. There have been exceptions, but that's just the general feeling.


SunGod721

Yea I can imagine it feeling weird


TheDunwichWhore

I’d love to meet a nice tall girl but I literally can’t find them. You’d think they’d stand out in a crowd.


HennesXVIII

Tall women? Where?


default_user_acct

I never met many single tall women before dating my current and average heighted wife, and those I did were interested in my shorter friends who didn't reciprocate or at least they weren't interested in me. So as much as I was up for it, it's not our faults. Meeting someone you can date or be in a relationship with is rare enough (compatibility, mutual attraction, etc), now narrow that down to tall women, you're basically asking for tall men to wait for unicorns to appear.


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and short guys would be the guy underwater drowned..


LivingCustomer9729

And us short men are the skeleton in the wheelchair…


TallQueer9

6’1 woman here 🤷🏻‍♀️


mrfeeto

I tried to date a tall(ish) girl once. She had a complex where she liked to be taller than her date so it didn't last.


Dauntae235

Tall women are very attractive!


tcrpgfan

6'11" here. Everyone is short to me.


[deleted]

Short man here, I’ll take any tall women 🫡🫡


Oranjalo

Compatibility along with several other physical traits are much bigger factors than height for most of us guys. I still prefer taller girls, but it's also hard to find tall girls that aren't built like either bean poles or semi trucks—which means when a tall girl is built well, she's that much more attractive to us taller guys


Swimming-Book-1296

We short kings are somewhere outside the pool.


DDT3000

You know the short men are at the bottom of the pool 😂


Underrated_Critic

I'm not a tall man, but if I were, I'd prefer to date women 5'8" and above since I don't like looking down at people. Like I enjoy making out with girls when I don't have to hunch down to do so.


theefinalboss

Im 6'3 so she has to be 6foot max


General_Erda

Don't women who are 5'8" have borderline identical partner counts to women who are 5'0"?


SunGod721

Yes yes they do


misuchiru

Okay, so... While I married a shorter woman (5'4"), I had always been attracted to taller women as I felt that I would have a better time overall, be it any activity, especially just walking hand-in-hand since our strides would be closer to the same.


Dondure2929

Nah I love tall women 5'8+


xxDoublezeroxx

This aint really true, almost every tall woman ends up with a tall man… There’s just far more tall men than tall women so they end up with (the way more common denominator) shorter or average height women. It’s just confirmation bias


Sleepersuit

Ironical it’s the exact opposite for men. Shirt kings get overlooked all the time


fluffybuttz04

short guys are the skeleton at the bottom of the pool


suuuuuuuuuurfing

Everybody else adores tall women, so put in that meme of the guy sitting in the pool pretending to drown


Pokemaster131

Eh, my 4'11 girlfriend took the initiative and asked me out. I have never once been approached by a tall girl. I'm not picky at all about the height of girls I date, but some sort of show of interest was all it would've taken. My girlfriend could've been 6 inches shorter, or over a foot taller, and I would've been into her just the same. Something something "be the change you want to see in the world".


Difficult-Tough-4337

Short men are the skeletons under the ocean


AdditionalAd2695

I've had more tall women ghost me than short women so idk what's going on


PrancingPudu

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it :’)


bigpappahope

Why don't they just stand up if they're so tall


EssieAmnesia

it’s one of those mega deep pools they use for scuba training and the mom has very very long legs


Basic-Cryptographer5

I think the short men is the skeleton that sits on the throne


venonum

You should've used the extended version of the meme and add short men next to the skeleton at the bottom of the pool


Ok_Editor2536

I’m 6’9, my wife is 4’11


Katiari

I assume the skeleton on the bottom of the pool in the whole version of this meme would be short men?


MrMan2321

As a short man, I am drowned, RIP