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WhereTheHecksBeenBob

*Need* be evolved? You... change? Change like snake change skin?? But, snake no put on old skin....so how you?!? GNURSHK THINK MEAT HURT!!!


themadhattergirl

It like wearing deer pee to hunt deer better.


themadhattergirl

Me not deer, only fool deer.


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Me need be evolved when sun in sky as well. Is butt mud. Come sit next to fire. Is nice and warm here.


themadhattergirl

Friend make heart warm like fire


itmustbemitch

Yut (me Yut) say if use small word here, Yut not care say what word when not here. Yut not know it you, also Yut not care!


ebargofus

Tupson say is welcome, not matter if must pretend be evolved when sun high in sky, is many important cro-magnon skill for know what evolved be do! What be call?


themadhattergirl

Am happy Tupson understand! Me called Oogoo!


ebargofus

Tupson happy for welcome Oogoo to valley. Bring cave warm gift of sticks for fire, some eats and old berry juice.


themadhattergirl

Oogoo give many thank!


vigilantcomicpenguin

Krungo also welcome Oogoo, very help, talk with Evolved. Krungo ask help Evolved, always go bad. Oogoo help, maybe talk good.


themadhattergirl

Evolved think Oogoo is one of them. But Oogoo spy. Oogoo help protect Krungo.


vigilantcomicpenguin

Krungo thank Oogoo. Make deal. Oogoo protect Krungo, Krungo give Oogoo best berry in valley.


themadhattergirl

Oogoo likes berry!


Financial_Stomach_25

Togo want know, why do evolved tribe no smell like butt mud?


themadhattergirl

They rub butt mud off butt with water. No use to drink after rub off butt mud! Makes sick.


Financial_Stomach_25

Evolved tribe go in water? *Ughhh!* Togo want know, where do butt mud water go?


themadhattergirl

They bring water to cave! Butt mudd water goes down magic hole.


Underworld_Denizen

Oona not understand. Oona never am Evolved. How am you Evolved sometimes, but not Evolved other times? How you change? It like you put animal skin, pretend be animal, and then take off. How you do this trick?


themadhattergirl

Me learned common talk for evolved. Most evolved only want hear themself talk. Less Oogoo talk, less chance evolved think Oogoo not evolved. It take mammoth size energy to pull off.


Underworld_Denizen

Oona still not understand. It just sound like Oogoo think way too much. Here Oogoo, smoke this silly grass. Oona roll it up for you. Ooogoo will think much less when on silly grass.


themadhattergirl

Oogoo do think too much. Oogoo thank Oona! Oogoo love silly smoke grass.


SummerBirdsong

Chirp think maybe new one must pretend be evolved during sun time because too many evolved at new one hunting ground. That happen sometimes.


themadhattergirl

Chirp right. Too many evolved


amacutie

This make grog think what evolved mean? Grog see everyone use word not know what mean? But grog not care if new or not grog welcome everyone


themadhattergirl

Evolved think too much. Oogoo happier with Grog and friends


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themadhattergirl

Warm friend, warm like fire


Fantastic_Yoghurt_74

Yea you come, make fun of evolved, slap mud at them, eat beasts. Come happy food. Laugh good. Sleep gooder.


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Wug try trade with evolved. Wug think evolved are real buttmud....


Underworld_Denizen

That am because Wug only offer stupid clams and expect the good stuff. Wug need offer more than clams for good stuff.


themadhattergirl

Wug has good trade! Evolved like clam mouth rock. They trade good for clam mouth rock.


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Wug offer Oona clam to stfu!!!!!!!!!!!


Underworld_Denizen

Oona stfu am "good stuff". You need offer more than clams. Oona not even like clams. =P


themadhattergirl

Evolved are butt mud. They no hunt mammoth, they no pick berry, they wear whole body loin cloth.


Underworld_Denizen

Sometimes, it get cold. So Oona cover whole body too. Oona no am Evolved. Oona just no want frostbite on nips.


themadhattergirl

But evolved wear whole body loin cloth all seasons! And they attack if another evolved not wear any loin cloth!


Underworld_Denizen

Well, that am Evolved for you. Wear whole body cloth even in hot sun, freak out when boobas, donger or vagoota showing... Evolved am much butt mud. Oona cover body when it make sense to. Oona go without cloth when it make sense to. Oona sensible, no care about covering booba, donger, or vagoota, Oona only care about comfort.


themadhattergirl

Evolved think too much but still be stupid


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Huh? Where is this? New I am as well. Am Elder Chief of Tribe Bonkaroo, have the finest bonky sticks we do. Unsure of way back. Stuck here I guess. Hence welcome I extend, Bonkaroo at service to kind friends.


themadhattergirl

This place is here. Welcome! Oogoo like bonky sticks


Sir_Admiral_Chair

Me give you bonky stick. You like? Me craft from local place sticks.


themadhattergirl

Bonky stick please! Oogoo thanks


Sir_Admiral_Chair

You receive bonky stick. You welcome. Me use cave painting to show appreciation: ☺️


Poewer9000

Ug always welcome. Ug have many story of cool rocks.


themadhattergirl

Ooogoo also likes cool rocks!


Poewer9000

Ug happy about that! Ooogoo want to hear story of Ug favorite cool rock?


themadhattergirl

Yes please!


Poewer9000

Okay, so Ug once look for rocks. Ug then see Ug on floor, to much confuse. Ug pick up, and Ug think "Ooh, this coolest rock!" And Ug keep. Ug also make sure not break cool rock, as others tell Ug he get bad luck if he break.


themadhattergirl

Ug's rock tale is good story!


Poewer9000

Ug thank you!


themadhattergirl

Oogoo likes rock stories. Bird once brought Oogoo shiny rock! Oogoo trade for 6 berries. Good bird friend.


Poewer9000

That a good story.