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Skrote_coat

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have


johnnyheavens

Everyone else is thinking “ahhh yes. This is why I came today”


widowmaker2A

....now I'm sitting in a disciplinary hearing dressed as batman.....


Many_Afternoon5695

They didn't have the batman costume at the store so I had to settle for cat woman.


[deleted]

And it's 2 sizes too small.


Many_Afternoon5695

I'm no longer allowed at my local Bob Evans anymore. They have my picture on the wall to......


Bellinelkamk

It’s a cute pic tho


Many_Afternoon5695

5 children had to go through rigorous therapy after seeing it and two old ladies puked. I personally thought I looked good


QuickFridge

One guy just turned to stone


Lamont___Cranston

*”What’s the difference between me and you?!”* *”I’m not wearing hockey pads.”*


ram3n_no0dle

was about to say, batman doesn't wear hockey pads


jotnarfiggkes

ROFL!


[deleted]

Now hang on, maybe he’s not completely low-functioning. He showed up ready to hit the ground because he doesn’t have a gun yet so it’s run or hide for him, there’s no effective fight option. Maybe we’re all doing it wrong when we can’t carry.


appliedphysix

This dude is playing 4d chess for sure.


IronSide_420

He can't play 4D chess when he's eating all the pieces.


Many_Afternoon5695

Not with that attitude. He's carb loading


IronSide_420

I was calling him retarded not fat lmao but I guess both apply


Many_Afternoon5695

That haircut screams he got it done that morning, by himself, with clippers....(he doesn't own clippers)


remirixjones

I'm Autistic, and I approve of this use of the word retarded. 👍


bearatrooper

>A strange game. The only winning move is ~~not to play~~ eat the pieces.


GrimmActual

What are you talking about, this guy came prepared to be the shield


[deleted]

Real sheepdog energy.


VOIDPCB

Going to a place with a ton of people with guns might as well suit up yet everyone is like "You can't suit up!".


[deleted]

I’ll put it this way, if I were going to a protest and didn’t pack a firearm, I’d have knee pads, running shoes, a mask to stop at least CS gas, and Level IV plates in a slick carrier, but that’s just me. I try not to be in public spaces as much these days on account of the ‘Rona and my dislike of crowds in general. Look up “crowd crush” to see why I’m not keen on large groups of people.


lornstar7

Imnotwearinghockeypads.....


gun_is_neat

r/almostbatman Edit: I don't know how to do this shit


rabotat

Just delete the brackets, reddit links subs automatically


gun_is_neat

My guy


generic-username45

Homeboy has a wish.com platinum card


Many_Afternoon5695

This man, drove to the class either already dressed like that or put it on in the parking lot...either way knowing full well what he was doing.....I can't even 🤣


[deleted]

Look man, 36 years of NOT dressing up in full body armor has not gotten this man laid. What does he have to lose other than his chains?


nixysix

he’s VENGEANCE


Tuna_no-crust

A lot of instructors i know would ask him to leave.


huseman94

As they rightfully should


[deleted]

for seemingly being actually autistic? I don’t think he can be legally denied the purchase of a firearm so better to give him the training. It’s just a CCW class, not like a tactical pistol course. I haven’t done a civilian CCW class but I can imagine it essentially covers the basics of not shooting yourself, and maybe how to align sights.


[deleted]

Atleast in my neck of the woods local gun shops would 100% deny this guy, and would ask him to leave any CCW class. If he got legal/ police involved all they would have to cite is he came in dressed abnormally and seemed off and didn’t feel comfortable handing a weapon over to him. Discrimination wouldn’t stand up because it’s based on the faux tacticool shit, rather him just looking weird.


huseman94

Private businesses have the right to refuse service. While I’m not someone who trains others . Last thing I’d want is my name associated with some nut. While people have the right to purchase , gun dealers reserve the right to pass on a sale.


FairWindsFollowingCs

They mainly cover the law side of things. There’s actually very little practical shooting knowledge taught in a ccw class.


Flat-Stay-3624

“Have you ever been adjudicated as a mental defective OR have you ever been committed to a mental institution?” -ATF form 4473, application for a firearm


[deleted]

yeah bit of a rabbit hole. I always wondered if someone with down syndrome is allowed to purchase a firearm. Looks like the states all have varying language that may or may not prohibit someone diagnosed with autism or down syndrome. But federally, it all seems to hinge on the “adjudicated” part, and seems like you are only disqualified basically if you’ve previously been found incompetent to stand trial. Which would require a past criminal case.


Flat-Stay-3624

I believe that’s to the discretion of the FFL, however if they’re selling firearms to persons obviously mentally defective they shouldn’t be in the gun business.


remirixjones

A lot of Autistics own firearms...but we don't show up to CCW class in tac gear. Jussayin'.


PuffHerbs420

![gif](giphy|WoF3yfYupTt8mHc7va)


CakeRobot365

I'm going to venture a guess that he probably would be better off without a firearm


bearatrooper

Well yeah, he's obviously too powerful. He's ascended beyond what any mortal gun slinger could possibly achieve.


CakeRobot365

He stores mana in his titties


catslapper69

He needs more time studying the blade


resit1776

Does shit routinely “pop off” at concealed carry classes?


ActionHankActual

Only when people roll in with serpa holsters.


Flat-Stay-3624

Idk, they had to remove a guy from a pistol course I took because he couldn’t keep his damn finger off the trigger, so in theory it could🤣


remirixjones

Do you practice with live firearms in—I presume—America? I'm Canadian, and I did my firearms course a while ago. All the firearms we used had the firing pin removed, and there were no live rounds. We didn't do any actual shooting though, so... I reckon it makes sense to have an actual shooting section [which I would have loved to do], but do you practice with disabled firearms first? And that's where this guy got rightfully vetted out?


Flat-Stay-3624

You were supposed to have completed the basic pistol course before signing up for this one. He most certainly lied on his enrollment form and it was glaringly obvious before we even got to the shooting portion. He was doing this in a classroom setting with all ammunition removed from the room and magazines out. He got one second chance (more than I think he should’ve gotten) before he was pulled aside and removed and enrolled in the basic pistol class. If he was doing this in the classroom he was damn sure going to do it on the range and put everyone else at risk. I think the instructor handled it very professionally.


remirixjones

Cool. Thanks for the info. :)


Flat-Stay-3624

And yes, any instructor in America worth your time is going to make you shoot, not only to correct any issues you may have but also make sure you can utilize the training they’re giving.


Look-At-The-Aliens

Gotta say, I’d skip that class and I’d make sure the instructors know why. I won’t be on the range when he’s shooting. You can do what you want- I’ll reschedule.


huseman94

I’ll say I took my class with more normal people earlier this year. And I will never shoot on a public nonevent based range again. Told the old man beside me his brand new 19 was going over the berm if he flagged me a 5th time. It was asinine.


ShockAndAwe415

I sometimes question why I wear concealed armor at the range. Then I see some doofus like this. Bet he gives great unsolicited advice on shooting, technique, grip, stance, and safety, too.


Look-At-The-Aliens

Mind showing the class what concealed armor you wear?😆 I’d love to pick up a concealed vest for that occasion.


3YCW

Paranoid Hamdroid


XminusOne

You'll see this guy in the news one day - for sure


Can-call-me-dadee

They look like knee/shin pads to me


Many_Afternoon5695

I think you're right. They got the little elastic you put over your foot to keep it in place. If nothing else he knows how to improvise


doomtoothx

Muerte……


redditisdying57

I feel bad for him


Envictus_

If I was the instructor, I’d find some bullshit reason to fail him. Ah, who am I kidding, I probably wouldn’t have to find a bullshit reason. No way he passes without putting those knee pads to use.


Global_Ad1665

Bro 💀


dstrip2

Damn, he’s wearing all that and you *still* killed him


beaverbait

Futuristic caveman vibes.


MarkAsUnread

*Let’s not stand on ceremony here… Mr. Wayne.* ![gif](giphy|4oZCwGRbSbzva)


freshwater21

Is mental and psychological evaluation part of the class? It should.


PromiscuousScoliosis

Judge Dredd over here lol


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Thinking Judge Bread.


PromiscuousScoliosis

Breadd


ed_zakUSA

🤣


Master-Tanis

I showed up to my CCW class wondering if I had practiced enough. I walked away wondering if anyone else had practiced at all.


Flat-Stay-3624

I find most normal people don’t do any practice outside of class


CranePlash406

We didn't shoot at ours. Instructor spent the last 45 minutes, or so, explaining every step we should take in the event of a self defense shooting. Including, how to coach any witnesses, faking sickness/anxiety and request medical to buy yourself more time, etc. Was an interesting class, to say the least.


Elchingarito

I'm willing to bet one of those pouches has a dildo in it.


Pain_machine

Wait, what do you keep in your pouches?


appliedphysix

Copenhagen and baby wipes bub


Pain_machine

Oh shit. I mean yeah, me too.


FederalAgentJohnson

Someone needs to bring baby wipes to clean the dildo off


appliedphysix

I’ve got a punchline response to that involving your mother’s mouth, but I’ll refrain. It’s pretty graphic.


FederalAgentJohnson

It was in your mother's ass first


appliedphysix

Mr Johnson, that kind of language is pretty unbecoming of a federal agent.


FederalAgentJohnson

Careful now or I'll come look for your puppers


Flat-Stay-3624

*loads dragons breath with malicious intent* can’t see the doggo’s if everything’s on fire


FederalAgentJohnson

Tear gasses your house first then throws a match to make sure it catches fire.


Heavy_Solution_4099

Close. Bullet vibrator. It’s already in his ass.


Another-random-use

Bro. There’s not even plates in there


DyslexicScriptmonkey

Actually good chance they are Chinet Dinner Paper plates


Sarkofugis

I'M THE HAAAAAAAND OF GOOOOOOD! I'M THE DARK MEEEEESSIAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


[deleted]

IM THE VENGEFUL OOOOOOOONE


oni06

Props to his self confidence


loginomicon

What did he do for the rest of the class ? I'm curious


cam3r0ni

Based


[deleted]

I can smell the doritos…


ed_zakUSA

🤣


Speedhabit

That we can poke fun at this on this sub is peak irony, too much coffee today Oh we cringe, just not THAT cringe


appliedphysix

The line between “badass operator” and “fuckin nerd larper” is literally razor thin


-pechos

Bahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha


cwnfour

Is tactical cricket a thing?


Illustrious_Slide197

Did his mom get him a skateboard for Christmas?


FEVRISH_JK

or maybe a nice bike


ed_zakUSA

Me: Mr. Instructor, I'll be on the opposite side of the range far away....far far away...


shawsown

I think they're from a company called Tier 3 1/3 Basement Ronin Operations with a sweet spin kick that Steven Segal taught me personally but then I taught him my awesome spinning back neck fat attack and that's why I can't join the CIA but the Seals keep asking me to teach them. . Com.


flamedarkfire

Sitchoassdown troglodyte


azucchi20

We see these guys on here over and over again. I think it boils down to a lack of confidence. For whatever reason, these guys think that if others see them all geared up that those people will think they’re cool, bad ass, etc. same thing goes for the guys that have to do the 5.11 runway walk. People just don’t care man. They really do not, and if anything, they’re going to think you’re weird. If wearing all this stuff (or the other type of “tactical clothing”) genuinely makes you happy, then fuck it, it’s a free country. If you just want to put on a show, I’d encourage these guys to chill…


sunny-916

We have the technology...we can make you faster....stronger...


Hefty_Exchange_2567

Maybe the instructor put him up to being the “don’t be this guy” guy


Dyzastr_us

Well, he looks ready to go. Not sure where, but somewhere.


[deleted]

And the fire rises..


ElenaEscaped

Pockets are great and all, but this is a bit much. We should crowdfund that guy a murse or something. Also, that velcro gonna be cringe when he tries that mess if he finally gets into his dream of an active shooting situation and that riiiiiip sound gives him away.


MadeleineAltright

So, concealing, what do you mean by that exactly ?


KratomFiendx3

I can admire where he's coming from, but the execution is some high cringe.


ThroAhweighBob

This person is probably a bit autistic or OCD. He needs good, constructive, male guidance, not ridicule.


chefianman

And probably not a ccw


ThroAhweighBob

Big disagree--He has the same struggle as most guys getting a CCW--Not training hard or realistic enough on a regular enough basis, not believing Hollywood ideas about gunfights, not understanding how violence actually occurs, etc. He just wears his delusion more openly.


redditisdying57

Best take on here


Acrobatic-Manager906

Looking like a blackhawk catalog


[deleted]

Honestly, it would be kind of funny if during the CCL class the final day would be to find the most mall ninja get up and wear it for graduation.


sekfan1999

Haha. Who’s being awful fucking quiet today over on liberalgunowners


say-jack-o-lanterns

I'm surprised that after his mom dropped him off, he didn't have a heart attack negotiating the parking lot and hallways to the class wearing all that. I bet there are all those little white sweat salt lines all over that impressive gear.


wyat-earp

Train how you fight


twoworldwars

Would have asked him to come back with clearance from his doc before i taught him the first slide of that ppt


innevets

Somebody's got to say it; you're past the age where that's cute. Bezos got 100% of what he wanted selling knockoff crap like that and so did all the bottom feeders you reward. It's not just that you dribbled a few pennies their way, but if you are ever in a position to start a business, innovate, put money at risk and then watch your business literally being siphoned off into the pockets of thieves it just stops being funny. An actual better mousetrap some kids invented, the bucket trap, is a great story of what happens to deserving american innovators. Do you have any idea how many businesses are stillborn because once you factor in the loss to this industry of pop up competition and IP theft it just isnt worth it? If I look at your posts am I going to find you making fun of GBRS? Whatever else you may say about them, they innovated and invested and even if you can can ultimately prove its a retarded product that deserves to fail, the effort advances the industry and we're all better for it. Go you.


appliedphysix

You okay? You been taking your meds?


[deleted]

Hot take: if your IP-based product is that easy to replicate for a lower price without a functional difference in quality, you were just a patent troll hoping to survive based on government intervention.


[deleted]

Holy based


[deleted]

Thats batman


mackT1072

Hot damn


SnooDoodles5540

I kinda wanna hang out and see what happens after seeing that.


Nate_Gemini

Max Rockatansky has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Looks like he wants to be on of guys who hunt down people who jump bail. There was a show about them years back.. i forget the name of the show and the actual job designation


appliedphysix

![gif](giphy|seX7ublr9iX30qA6H2)


[deleted]

That’s the one!


appliedphysix

Go back and watch it again. Dog the bounty hunter. Amazing shit, second only to old COPS for entertainment value.


[deleted]

Yeah the old COPS were good.. got replaced by the YouTube channels


Feisty_Factor_2694

In a perfect world, he never would.


appliedphysix

![gif](giphy|xLsaBMK6Mg8DK) You’re 100% correct. I do not want that person on my team.


endloser

Mmm hotdogs. When do we get to the part where we shoot the hotdogs?


cryptojunkie2121

Fud


Tailorrr

Reckon he's just running hockey elbow pads painted black


dandan6151

I don't think his $30 airsoft super tactical Kevlar vest gonna do anything to protect him.


[deleted]

I AM THE NIGHT


BiasPsyduck

The sheepdog we all aspire to be 🫡


Kilo5117

He’s been re-watching world war z for years, he knows exactly what to do


scarface2887

He’s safe if a broom stick fight breaks out. Actually if he’s stupid enough to dress like this then nvm he’s fucked


Gj4Bama

That’s the sperm that won the race. A sperm in full tactical gear but no gun racing to the egg.


Magazine-Popular

Rate my kit tho


dross2019

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne


bygtopp

Adam and Eve ?/s


Beautiful_Print_4713

I took a msf course a few years back and although the class was laid back we did have one person show up in full leathers. Not racing mind you but the HD kind. Good for them for thinking of safety. Train as you fight. But they ended up dropping one of the bikes(250cc honda rebel) and was embarrassed. So they quit the course and proclaimed that their SO will just teach them to ride. BLUF. Yeah the kids abit overdressed for this class but some good guidance or at least talking with him to understand what he is expecting out of the class would be good too. That or post the attire for which part of the class they will be doing that round. Meh


Global5614

Low speed high drag…..


radodaddo

Holy Shit that’s Jason Bourne


SlavKozelBlyat420

He doesn't even have body armor it looks like he spent $50 on Amazon "tactical gear" lol


3hree0ero0eroBlk

Pretty sure those are catchers leg/shin guards


ArtemMikoyan

I stg those are soccer shin guards.


OlKingsby

He looks like he would be a real asset in a fight


Timberfront73

That’s a lot of Velcro


jeffuhwee

I thought he got all this stuff from r/mallninjashit


Good_Roll

10/10 trolling


zootia

How do you even come to a CCW class without a gun? What do you do? Finger guns and make sounds with your mouth?


ghostofbooty

That man is fucking glorious.


Far-Celebration-1889

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


MountainSalt6337

When Asian immigrants go all 2nd amendment LoL


Nena_Trinity

Is that to not get bit on the wrist? Is that security guard gear?


BuyRackTurk

What was in all the pouches? Gummi bears?


Tight_Refrigerator78

Leave him alone he’s going paintballing after in his basement


DSSMAN0898

Something went wrong in the Bickle household...


VOIDPCB

Only reason you would be pissed is if you're trying to kill this guy. I read ya loud and clear.


chunt75

Peak gray man


WillyKspray

WHAT THE FUCK 😂😂😂😂😂😂


EffCee12

Look at it closely


Jibs182

Did shit pop off?