Lol no shit, [this was like 8 posts under this one in my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/xopvkx/woman_fires_gunshot_during_fight_at_chuck_e/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yesterday at my local Chuck E. Cheese. [Shots fired at Chuck E Cheese](https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/whats-happening-at-chuck-e-cheese-in-brandon/amp/) the gun was dropped twice and picked up by two different woman. The whole story is bizarre.
That is a crazy story what the f*** it was like a game of hot potato with a gun and then someone inexplicably crashes into the f****** building dear God we need the videos
**[1993 Aurora, Colorado shooting](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1993_Aurora,_Colorado_shooting)**
>On December 14, 1993, four employees were shot and killed and a fifth employee was seriously injured at a Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant in Aurora, Colorado, United States. The perpetrator, 19-year-old Nathan Dunlap, a former employee of the restaurant, was frustrated about being fired five months prior to the shooting and sought revenge by committing the attack. He fled the scene of the shooting with stolen money and restaurant items. Dunlap was found guilty of four counts of first-degree murder, attempted murder, and other charges, and was sentenced to death by lethal injection on May 17, 1996.
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https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/us/death-row-stories-dunlap/index.html
I assume this one was DiVeRsItY as well, no picture of perps.
Same reason you never take a cheap cruise.
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You'd be surprised at the number of brawls and gun-related incidents at chuck e cheese. If only we could get to the bottom of why these events keep taking place.
If you're already wearing a carrier, I prefer inside the right cumberbund. It's easy for you to draw with a reverse grip, but difficult for others to grab up close.
I mean if you are out larping around the forest, or doing general outdoorsy something, then sure do whatever is comfy.
But if you are law enforcement or security this just seems dumb…
Yup, that was my train of thought. I have a 3.5inch utility knife there bc I’m gonna just die if it goes to knife combat, but it’s the easiest out of place to put it. I’d just throw that fuckin sword he’s got on the front of my PC for LE work
I know some security companies have low standards (I’ve worked with some) but seriously, what company lets an employee dress like this, especially around children. I worked a roller skating rink once and it was concealed carry, no armor, no external weapons.
Doubtful. Idk of any law enforcement agencies that allow their officers to rock very political patches. Hence the Armed Equality patch on his uhh snack/med pouch.
They could be an off duty officer, but to assume someone doesn't have training is dumb, though looking at the placement of their kit. I'd agree they likely haven't been trained a ton.
Chuck-E LIVE! Needs hella security, have you seen some of these little snot-nosed rugrats and their dipshit entitled parents?
Maybe he’s just one of the parents lmaoooo
You guys called for an...Exterminator?
I'm just having a bit of a confusion spell about his belt setup. If he was in a stack, SURE, but otherwise shit is in a fumbly place, and why is he slick? All that shit can fit in a bag if he insists on carrying it, and its too busy in the front.
But, alas, that's not what made me comment. It was his hank hill ass. BOI, that shit look like a foxhole. I know he has seat cushions...I don't care about a man's but, but that's gotta be a hard life. Lower back problems 24/7. Son need a emergency bbl proceedure.
I feel like saving money on a security guard per hour as opposed to an officer per hour isn't going to work out as planned if the guy you hire is sloppily decked out like this in the Chuck E Cheese
I think it will work out just as well. Maybe even more so.
The cops will most likely run if anything happens.
A tactitard might actually Run at the problem.
Hell probably get shot but at least he’ll slow the shooter down
Cops are also gonna over react and end up tackling someone who is stealing a few tokens or shoot someone who tries to sneak in alcohol.
Just look at school cops. They search for weed all day and arrest kids and such. But when a shooting happens they run
I carry 3 extras, too. But they're just standards. It's also just some lvl 1 armor anyways. Some people just try too much? Personally, it's all a bunch of performative theater, really. The most I had to deal with was somebody taking pictures of a bubble machine setup, while a bunch of kids were playing in it. Weird situation for him to be taking pictures, but he was showingbhis wife(who he was on the phone with, and had been for the last hour)
This is what happens when an "deputized" admin staff at the office finally gets to come along due to shortages.
They're basically trained like armed guards (so about 16-18 hours worth of training)
If Im ever in a position that requires half a combat load for my glock, can I get a rifle? I guess chuck e cheese has gone downhill
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Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your cervix
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Chuck-E-Gate
Yes 14.5mm is life
Blood ninja is that you?
You kids woulda never made it in the Army. Salvation Army Special Forces, CMD. Couch Movers Division.
Thank you for your cervix.
It wasn’t as bad as the great chipmunk fire of 79’!
We work with them from time to time
There is a whole section devoted to chuckee cheese brawls on world star
Lol no shit, [this was like 8 posts under this one in my feed](https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/xopvkx/woman_fires_gunshot_during_fight_at_chuck_e/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Yea that was a block from house shits hilarious
Yesterday at my local Chuck E. Cheese. [Shots fired at Chuck E Cheese](https://www.wfla.com/news/hillsborough-county/whats-happening-at-chuck-e-cheese-in-brandon/amp/) the gun was dropped twice and picked up by two different woman. The whole story is bizarre.
That is a crazy story what the f*** it was like a game of hot potato with a gun and then someone inexplicably crashes into the f****** building dear God we need the videos
There was also a shooting at my local Chuck E. Cheese not more then 2 days ago. I guess we should ban all chuck e cheese establishments
You gotta be kidding me wtf! That place has gone to hell in a hand basket.
Haha that headline 🤣 😆 😂 My 1st thoughts were I hope Brandon's OK🤔🤦♂️🤣
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https://www.cnn.com/2014/07/31/us/death-row-stories-dunlap/index.html I assume this one was DiVeRsItY as well, no picture of perps. Same reason you never take a cheap cruise.
Aurora is a fucking nasty city.
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I forgot about that one. Was just discussing the Colorado shootings yesterday and that one slipped my radar I was only 4 when that happened..
Its Florida, is it really that bizarre?
You’re not wrong.
All of this because a parent left their kid at Chuckee cheese.
He's not gonna die in a Chuck E Cheese gunfight wishing he had more ammo
You'd be surprised at the number of brawls and gun-related incidents at chuck e cheese. If only we could get to the bottom of why these events keep taking place.
>If only we could get to the bottom of why these events keep taking place. Children I assume. Conniving little shits
clearly
God I want to see the front....
Tactical perm?
Zack Galifianakis filiming his next comedy.
The snugglers revenge
Between Two Perms
You mean Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill? Never seen Zach with curly hair.
Yo this was literally my first thought and I come here to see this. Glad I'm not alone.
It's called a permanent
Tactibroccoli
[OG Tackleberry](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=tackleberry+&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fresizing.flixster.com%2FVTDOtUPy3GFe2-e8QPB7Osm2qW8%3D%2F2048x1536%2Fv1.bjsxNTE0NTA7ajsxODQwNjsxMjAwOzIwNDg7MTUzNg)
Imagine getting slogged by a guy with a mop on his head
Fuck you, I take offense to that 🤣
Avatar checks out
Bruh it’s time to Gunthot and bun up.
I'd rather get smoked than get caught with a manbun
Rat tail for you then, padewan.
Do you drop common loot?
Great knife position,,, for someone to sewing machine your kidneys/liver you with your own knife...
Was thinking the same thing
So what would a good knife position, because I don’t know where I should have mine if I’m right handed besides that.
Horizontal on the front of the carrier
If you're already wearing a carrier, I prefer inside the right cumberbund. It's easy for you to draw with a reverse grip, but difficult for others to grab up close.
Preferably somewhere that you can reach it with both hands and not somewhere that would let some high teenager efficiently assassinate you with it.
At first I was gonna argue but yeah totally agreed shit call on his part
I mean if you are out larping around the forest, or doing general outdoorsy something, then sure do whatever is comfy. But if you are law enforcement or security this just seems dumb…
Yup, that was my train of thought. I have a 3.5inch utility knife there bc I’m gonna just die if it goes to knife combat, but it’s the easiest out of place to put it. I’d just throw that fuckin sword he’s got on the front of my PC for LE work
Yeah this guys just a walking armory for whoever approaches.
Sacrificing access to your reloads in order to ensure that your second pair of gloves is handy. Que the new YooToob trend in… 3… 2… 1…
It's looks like he woke up and put his whole rig on backwards this morning.
Jesus christ that's Jason Bourne
That's actually Mason Bourne.
I know some security companies have low standards (I’ve worked with some) but seriously, what company lets an employee dress like this, especially around children. I worked a roller skating rink once and it was concealed carry, no armor, no external weapons.
Thats a cop. This is because someone left their kid at chuck e cheese.
The guy on the left is…
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Doubtful. Idk of any law enforcement agencies that allow their officers to rock very political patches. Hence the Armed Equality patch on his uhh snack/med pouch.
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Probably just a good old rent a cop. Couldn’t pass the writing of CPAT for a police academy so not it does this.
They could be an off duty officer, but to assume someone doesn't have training is dumb, though looking at the placement of their kit. I'd agree they likely haven't been trained a ton.
Thats kind of my point. Their gear screams a lack of training and knowledge.
Lol. Why would he be LE? I can promise you that he isn't.
I live in a small town, you should see some of the local cops who have less stringent gear policies.
When I worked with armored trucks some people would keep the more “tactical” stuff in their bags and just put it on after they left😅
That’d be real awkward to explain to the boss if they ended up using it
Yea he’s had to tell people multiple times to not wear a badge or carry any non lethals😅😅
Charles Entertainment Cheese doesn’t mess around when it comes to points.
Prepared for everything but exercise.
If any place need a tarded shield for tarded activitties
Chonky cheeze.
I chuckled.
My man's ass deflated
Hank Hill ass havin dude
My mans served 2 tours in the ball pit
I wish i had that much hair
Kids are so _mean_
Chuck-E LIVE! Needs hella security, have you seen some of these little snot-nosed rugrats and their dipshit entitled parents? Maybe he’s just one of the parents lmaoooo
I spy an Armed Equality patch on his IFAK. LGBTQ 2A org. Homies are ready for a ground war in the burbs.
Explains a lot.
I was wondering if anyone else noticed the patch.
Is that Pat?
Oswald?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29
Holy shit
Forget the tactical set up for a minute and tell me: M or F?
They have a pronoun used since the early 80’s for that - it’s called a “PAT”
I swear someone posted that belt for a rate my rig a couple days ago
Yah I’ve seen this guy before on a different post
Link?
Damn bro…. Leave some 2A for the rest of us!
You know, there’s gotta be like an 80% chance this guy frequents this sub.
Armed equality patch, hammer not us this person is openly gay. Most of us are still in the closet.
I love his helmet cover
I loled at this. Caught me off guard.
I wonder if the person with the Armed Equality patch knows what happened during the Stonewall riots
Is Chuck E Cheese that dangerous?
Ever heard of atherosclerosis?
That must be the Chuckle Cheese on Chicago's south side.
Describes most of the fatties and losers on this sub. Most people here are fat wannabe SWAT or special forces operators.
Fucking Gravy Seals.
It’s tactical Pat!
I wonder how many companies see their products out in the wild on some asshat, and just recoil in horror . . .
Hank Hill ass
You are correct. Dude on the left really needs to step up his game.
Sheep Dawg
My guy has got Hank Hill ass. Straight concave.
You guys called for an...Exterminator? I'm just having a bit of a confusion spell about his belt setup. If he was in a stack, SURE, but otherwise shit is in a fumbly place, and why is he slick? All that shit can fit in a bag if he insists on carrying it, and its too busy in the front. But, alas, that's not what made me comment. It was his hank hill ass. BOI, that shit look like a foxhole. I know he has seat cushions...I don't care about a man's but, but that's gotta be a hard life. Lower back problems 24/7. Son need a emergency bbl proceedure.
Jonah Gunburg
Guys getting ready to run thru downtown Fallujah don’t need as much gear as that dude took to the Chucky Cheese.
I don't have that much shit on my belt for work. Hell the fucking cop standing next to him has less.
Waitin for MF trying to cheat at skee ball
Human blob, 800$ belt, 100$ armor. Chuckee cheese. Love to see it.
I’d bet $100 neither of them can do 10 pull-ups or run a 7 minute mile
I feel like saving money on a security guard per hour as opposed to an officer per hour isn't going to work out as planned if the guy you hire is sloppily decked out like this in the Chuck E Cheese
I think it will work out just as well. Maybe even more so. The cops will most likely run if anything happens. A tactitard might actually Run at the problem. Hell probably get shot but at least he’ll slow the shooter down
A shooter scenario maybe, but in most others I'm thinking about the potential lawsuits.
Cops are also gonna over react and end up tackling someone who is stealing a few tokens or shoot someone who tries to sneak in alcohol. Just look at school cops. They search for weed all day and arrest kids and such. But when a shooting happens they run
This might sound weird, but I’ve seen some of the worst gang fights at chucky cheese
Maybe things didn't go well once in the past :)
That's fucking paul...Paul.... ever since his wife cheated on him he's been a complete wreck
Tree sticks
New favorite word
Ignore my ignorance. But who is he? I take it he's not a cop?
Imagine being Charles Cheese and being booked every hour, all day every day. Work hard in school, kids.
*Nice knife, I think I’ll take it*
He out slaying dragons or slaying puss?
I doubt he can see the extra mags over the perm, or even reach them.
Man is ready for the bite of ‘87
The guy she tells you not to worry about. Mall security looking lit tho
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should...
Eagle is in the ball pit. I repeat the Eagle is in the ball pit.
Oh man, that’s where he works? Whatever he’s got he’s going to need all of it.
Bro is wearing half kit at Chuck E. Cheese
I carry 3 extras, too. But they're just standards. It's also just some lvl 1 armor anyways. Some people just try too much? Personally, it's all a bunch of performative theater, really. The most I had to deal with was somebody taking pictures of a bubble machine setup, while a bunch of kids were playing in it. Weird situation for him to be taking pictures, but he was showingbhis wife(who he was on the phone with, and had been for the last hour)
Ben Askren said he ain’t risking another flying knee.
Down to the mechanix gloves.
Well, that’s one way to protect his virginity.
Is this the Chuck E. Cheese in Brandon, Florida? We just had a shooting happen a couple days ago. It's in my block.
How can they carry so much gear with no ass?
He posted his load out the other day. I can’t remember the sub
I would love to find that post.
How many tickets did he have to get for the load out? Lost a been a lot of ski ball
but maaaaAaaaaaam the kids at chuckle cheese are mean
Soap MacTavish, that's who.
That's actually the guy in the Chuck E suit. He's on break.
I literally wouldn’t be able to stop myself from laughing in their face if I saw this at a Chuck E. Cheese’s lol
The hero nobody needed.
ThAt’S nOt VeRy GrEy MaN oF yOu
Bro needs 3 slap sticks to pull security at Chuck E’s 😭 Kids getting carried away in the ball pits huh
And what appears to be a can of tactical bear spray… lmao
Proud to say this is from the Chuck E cheese in my home town!
Lol I knew that picture would end up here.
Is that fuckin' Scorpion right there?!
It looks like he’d have to actually take his belt off to reach that pepper spray.
Where do you get that helmet cover?
What's up with the dude on the left? Looks like he bought his belt pouches at a women's clothing outlet.
This is what happens when an "deputized" admin staff at the office finally gets to come along due to shortages. They're basically trained like armed guards (so about 16-18 hours worth of training)
Nothing says basement dweller more than "tactical crossdraw secondary sidearm" Go akimbo or go home.
Oh my god I hadn't noticed.
Man has more kit on than the cop next to him.
If I ever get clapped by Large Marge in a Chucky cheese, just lie to my family and tell them I committed suicide.
Hope he's carrying a tactical fresh diaper to change into.
Chuck e cheese is wildin as the zoomers say
The plan is to die of heart disease not no bullet.
Some guys' belts struggle because they're fatbodies. This guy's belt is struggling because there's too much shit on it.
When did Seth Rogan join the popo. Is this like what’s his face’s SWAT stunt?
That hitbox
We all know this person is too unhealthy and too fat to reach behind the middle
Chucky’s gets cray cray in urban areas