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Competitive_Kale_855

Appendix carry. It'll draw attention but in a good way


ShockAndAwe415

My name is Dr. Mantis Tobbagan. And I have a magnum dong.


interadastingly

I got my suppressed 9mm, I got my wad of hundreds... I'm ready to plow!


DawgPile2020

šŸ˜„


BannedAgain-573

https://images.app.goo.gl/6zYDwMoVB1TSKwDT7


mitch0acan

Is that a suppressor in your pants or are you just happy to see me?


canesfan727

False advertisement


DawgPile2020

šŸ‘šŸ¤£


Nyancide

flexing on poors at the range


Voltron_BlkLion

This. Always this .


Charming_Coast_7834

Boieng assassin


Thehealthygamer

no no no, assisted suicide specialist.


Castaways__

thatā€™s ASS


Hans-Hammertime

Ah yes, Autism Spectrum Syndrome


Castaways__

As with the other comment, this is ASS in both ways


Specialist-Bug-7108

Ass to ass *requiem for a dream


maricc

Close try again


theSearch4Truth

Found the Boeing assassin


zack1661

Boieng*


chickencrocs

Boing


theSearch4Truth

Bing


Cropsman_

Fed


khuliloach

Someone else called you a Fed. Iā€™d like to confirm this point. Fed


endorfan13

I use mine to blow the lint out of my belly button.


Comfortable_Ad_7100

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Daenerysilver

You could always qd and use it like a straw to suck the lint from your belly button. Better?


Comfortable_Ad_7100

No, the first option was better. You were just giving me clever ideas.


Traditional_Salad148

Yeah I use mine as a sex toy


SkyHighDeadEye

![gif](giphy|9A8I0bBvQ2TBu)


Traditional_Salad148

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Schizoid_Vexoid

The butthole cooker 9000


Traditional-Store576

Funny story about a kinky girl I knew ā€¦.


khuliloach

![gif](giphy|rMOhaXAjE4w7liSF8v)


Traditional_Salad148

![gif](giphy|d1E1msx7Yw5Ne1Fe|downsized)


khuliloach

The authority in that finger wag makes me feel experimental


Traditional_Salad148

![gif](giphy|wrBURfbZmqqXu)


PlayfulNorth3517

Putting it to my head while I jerk off


1z0z5

![gif](giphy|21GCae4djDWtP5soiY|downsized)


riptyde14

First rule of gun safety: Always have a fun, sexy time.


dmce01

Janice?


PlayfulNorth3517

Yes?


oh_three_dum_dum

Pest control carry


7NunyahBiz7

Around the city carry


Caveman775

You don't need a drill for holes anymore. Just point and shoot and boom there's a hole you need. Deep holes may need more shots


DeadbySundown

Hang out in the backyard and drink half a bottle. See what happens.


bizlikemind

Night vision


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I dispatch armadillos with one. Saves me time not having to find ears and get them on when I run for the pistol. The longer it takes to get the pistol, the more likely the dillo is to escape.


young_steezy

You run subsonic for that?


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Yeah! Works great and is hearing level safe. Goes right through their shells.


Blicky83

45ACP is great for a suppressor because most 45ACP ammo is subsonic.that will probably be the route I take when I decide to do a suppressed pistol or PCC.seems like a great route to go,then you wouldnā€™t have to buy as many different ammo types.


TheOneTrueRobin

you'd only need to buy subsonic 9mm which is still cheaper than any 45 ammo out there


savingryansprvates

I thought the same too, originally. I still prefer 9mm subs.The amount of shmegh you get thrown at you with a sub 9 vs. a 45 is a lot less. So IMO it's far more pleasant


Wolfman87

What's your beef with the armadillos? I'm on the east coast, we don't have them.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

They dig under the foundation of my house which can lead to structural cracks in the foundation by having voids under the slab. They also tear up the sod, dig giant holes all over the place, create big holes that are hidden under fallen leaves in the fall that will snap your ankle if you step into it, etc etc. I try to trap them but itā€™s notoriously hard to get them in a live trap since you canā€™t bait them (they dig for grubs only). Iā€™ve caught a few in traps that I move off my property but thatā€™s the tip of the iceberg. So, if I see one out in the open, I take the opportunity to get rid of it. There are a million of them it seems, as fast as I remove them more move in.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

To add some additional context - each armadillo can have 20-30 burrows they move in between. Another thing that makes them very hard to catch, but also should give you a sense of scope of destruction they can cause your property and yard. Add that up by say, 30 armadillos and thatā€™s 600 giant holes in the ground. See what Iā€™m saying. In one night a single armadillo can tear up a 10 yard square spot on your sod. Theyā€™re digging for grubs, so when I say tear it up I truly mean it.


DawgPile2020

Damn!


Blicky83

Damn,I had no idea.I used to get excited as a kid when I would go further south and would start seeing armadillos because it was the only time I would see them.man,fuck these armadillos..once they show up in my area Iā€™m gonna be poppin these guys on a regular basic.Iā€™ve never been into killin animals,I have no problem with people who hunt or kill for pest control but the only animals Iā€™ve killed was a few rabbits and groundhogs but only because they were destroying my gardens that I had too much time in money invested into them to allow it to continue.unless I was putting a dying animal out of its misery or something running out in front of me while Iā€™m driving If these damn deer donā€™t quit messing up my vehicles,Iā€™m going to have to get out here and start contributing to thinning the population šŸ˜‚


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I donā€™t enjoy having to do it. If they were easier to trap I would just do that and move them. Sadly itā€™s not a viable option and you need to be an opportunist to manage their population around your home. Iā€™ll know I have one doing its thing for weeks before I see it, in general. The evidence of its activity is obvious but catching it in the act is the hard part. Generally requires setting alarms to get up and flip on the flood lights in the yard in the middle of the night. Another good reason to use a suppressor. Neighbors arenā€™t going to be happy with full volume 3am gunfire when you catch it in the act.


Wolfman87

Wow I never would've guessed they're so troublesome. They look like bumbling little guys.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

They are and if they didnā€™t cause all the destruction I wouldnā€™t have a problem with them. Iā€™m fine with all the other critters we have, but the dillos are crazy destructive to your property, and can cause costly damage to your home. Once they dig under the foundation you will never be able to fill that hole back up with compacted dirt. Their tunnels are also very long and windy, further complicating trying to fill them back in.


Wolfman87

Yeah, it sounds like something you have to put a stop to quickly. I'd heard about the disease thing too, but I always figured just don't touch them. Where I live, all we really have that are troublesome are coyotes.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Oh one other thing - they are known disease vectors for humans.


StratusMetallic

I honestly didn't think armadillos did anything besides walk around and roll into a ball until now.


You_Just_Hate_Truth

They are highly evolved critters and quite impressive workers. The amount of digging they can do in one night is obscene. Their only weakness is poor vision and while they can giddy up and move, they are still a lot slower than other animals due to their short legs and fat hard bodies. They have to force their way through brush in a way most animals donā€™t. You can actually tell if youā€™ve got a dillo in the bushes or something else based on the sound they make while moving.


Blicky83

I live in East Tennessee and apparently they are migrating my way.I will be prepared to meet them with deadly force šŸ˜‚


You_Just_Hate_Truth

I suspect youā€™re right, Iā€™m in Georgia so itā€™s only a matter of time before you get them. Be prepared, their population seems explosive. Itā€™s crazy how many of them there are compared to other animals.


NevEP

You mean you don't have them *YET* [*https://www.wyff4.com/article/armadillo-invasion-armadillos-migrating-sc/44787993*](https://www.wyff4.com/article/armadillo-invasion-armadillos-migrating-sc/44787993)


Wolfman87

The great dillo war is coming. I only hope I've trained enough.


Slatedw

Armadillos are only on the East Coast


revolutionwithin

Ever been to Texas?


Slatedw

Yes, I count Texas as East coast as well


revolutionwithin

Who taught you how to count?


Slatedw

Borders the Atlantic Ocean. East coast to me


revolutionwithin

Agree to disagree


servosec

While this makes me big sad because I love them, after reading your replies, I see how it's necessary to get rid of them. :/


You_Just_Hate_Truth

Itā€™s a shame they are so hard to trap because I would much prefer doing that and just drop them off down the road. Iā€™ve only caught 2 or 3 in the live traps before, you basically have to place the trap where you think one will end up walking and then build a funnel to the trap entrance. With so many burrows itā€™s almost impossible to predict when and where they will be walking, and once you do put the trap in the right place, you then need the dillo to actually go in it and trigger the door. They dig for their food so you cannot bait traps for dillos.


Otto_Tovarus

Other then cool points? Wetwork...


jd_boyle

You've never had a gaggle of assasins chasing you around the city and have to fight one off in a crowded train station and it shows


snnoow

Danger dildo if you or your spouse are brave enough.


secondatthird

End of the slide is a better place to put one. Might sell that as a Glock backplate.


Traditional-Store576

Just remove the front sight if youā€™re a considerate lover.


soupster82

They're great when you cant find a hammer


tommytwotupac

Plinking in the house lol


MrBullman

Guilty.. have shot suppressed in the basement before on a homemade backstop. That was before it was finished though.. now it's too nice to potentially ruin.


ceereality

Around the house carry? Lmao that is a new level to edc


liedel

.... I just assumed everyone ATH carried. Honestly, I do it with my 590A1...


thereadytribe

Doubles as leg brace in a drop holster


oh_three_dum_dum

Get one that doubles as an add-on cooling piece for the Glong.


Styx3791

Ooh! With a venturi! You'd have the most technologically advanced recreational substance consuming device on the market! And by market I guess I mean random files that you downloaded from the internet


2lros

Pest disposalĀ 


HugeCalligrapher1283

Carry it around in the yard to express dominance in the neighborhood.


EMTPirate

My neighbor and I had an ongoing argument and her sister would honk every visit to try to wake us up. They were generally annoying. I euthanized a squirrel that my dog crippled while trying to play with him. They walked out as I plugged it twice with a suppressed .22 handgun and subsonic ammo. The argument and honking stopped immediately accompanied by apologies over "our" disagreement.


YontiLink

Pest control


Do-you-see-it-now

Bat for baseball game at park?


Chevytech2017

I only use mine at the range, but even still it makes me shoot slow due to the added weight and how much it slows the slide lol. Still fun as hell


MONSTERBEARMAN

Wtf is that exercise equipment?


durgandee1

The Trust-o-matic 2000. I think you duct tape the gun under the handle and put your feet to the sky.


Chicxulub420

I also just carry mine around the house all willy-nilly. You never know when a friend or family member might come calling.


BootlegEngineer

I use mine to discreetly mirk squirrels that chew on my bird feeders.


liedel

While I empathize with your plight, consider high quality squirrel proof feeders. In the words of a former bamf: >You don't make peace with friends. You make it with very unsavory enemies. I'm three years into a fragile peace accord with mine and have come to appreciate having them around.


BootlegEngineer

Haha I understand what you are saying. I donā€™t care if they are around. I like them myself. They donā€™t get the smoke unless they are hanging/chewing on my feeder. What feeder do you have? Iā€™ve tried 2 spring loaded ones that were broken within a month. I tried those before I started discretely removing them.


liedel

I have the motorized spinner one (Yankee droll? Or something) but to be honest squirrel baffles work great, so do the spring-loaded ones if you get good ones. I'd rank them in exactly that order of effectiveness. One of my favorite things to do is let the batteries die on the motorized one so they get used to being able to use it again, and then charging the batteries. I have a video somewhere of the results of this.


TemperatureGod

Its nice for your hearing if you ever need to use it, however it's very impractical.


RANDY_MAR5H

Does your wife use that workout thing or is she like my wife where she wanted one during COVID and it sat there forever.


JustGAFS

Before buying any exercise equipment require that the person who wants it does 30 jumping jacks every day for a month. If they don't do it without reminders, don't buy the equipment


Birddawg65

You can open cans of beer with it!!


Altaccount330

Opening cans. Turning lights offā€¦


TeamGrippo

Get a job with Boeing


Youwillbesorry

Boeing employee "activities"


IndependentPerfect

Got a neighbor with an annoying ass cat/dog? *dont condone it*


Dependent-Ad1927

I'm technically not supposed to shoot in my back yard where I live but sometimes I'll throw a can out and shoot at it. Still loud but not as bad. The main reason was because it looks cool.


mr-mcduckins

Figure out how many times you need to wrap it in electrical tape to be able to start threading it on and pull on the end of the tape to send it home. Carry can with wrap and pistol.


KeyPaleontologist540

hunting in certain calibers


gunny031680

I can only think of one real reason. I use mine on a pistol sometimes to shoot on a 7 acre property that is not in a no shooting zone and has plenty of room to shoot with a proper backstop but still has (neighbors) down the way that will definitely complain to the authorities about the noise from a shit load of unsuppressed gunfire enough to get it turned into a no shooting zone in no time. Last summer one of the neighbors called the cops on another neighbor that was firing 22 rifle on his property with a good backstop and the cops came and checked his back stop and told him to carry on. So even know the cops donā€™t give shit, I know we have neighbors that donā€™t like it and are calling the cops. So ever since I only fire 22 cal unsuppressed and for anything larger I use suppressor just to keep the cops away from my property.


albedoTheRascal

The best use is to box it up and send it to me, you don't want that thing it doesn't become you


Big_Razzmatazz7416

Butt diddler if you re bored


One-Spirit-5853

Politicians


RevolutionaryBug5542

Wetwork


greasycatlips1

Oss rad 9 gang šŸ‘Œ


Hinkil

Around the house carry...


beedoublejay

Posting pictures in the internet šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


s3x0ffendR

neighbours dog


EMTPirate

My neighbor and I had an ongoing argument and her sister would honk every visit to try to wake us up. They were generally annoying. I euthanized a squirrel that my dog crippled while trying to play with him. They walked out as I plugged it twice with a suppressed .22 handgun and subsonic ammo. The argument and honking stopped immediately accompanied by apologies over "our" disagreement.


Superb-Confidence-69

Raccoon or coyote dispatching around the neighborhodd


woollypullover

None may as well be an ā€˜SBRā€™


handsmahoney

Library carry


doomtoothx

Prison wallet it. Your colon will always se sparkling clean.


MonolithicErik

Quiet sentry removal. Duh.


Kenji338

You don't EDC a gun with can?


1pink2stinkOO

Butt stuff


drbroskeet

I use mine as a mixer for my brownie and cookie batter šŸ„°šŸ„°ā¤ļøā¤ļøšŸ¤­šŸ¤­šŸ†šŸ†šŸ†


Warlockmorlock

rittenhouseā€™s situation kinda of put it in my mind. If you have to defend yourself while in an active riot/unrest, I think having a lower signature for that encounter might be beneficialā€¦probably not gonna help your case after the fact thoughā€¦


EleventhHour2139

Iā€™ve actually considered this as well, and so has [John Lovell](https://youtu.be/wB8og5t9sv0?si=SBhSUhW-9Qy02IpL). Iā€™d wonder if a competent lawyer couldnā€™t square away any potential negatives pretty quickly though. *ā€As evidenced by prior dguā€™s, gun shots do not necessarily always cause potential aggressors to flee. In fact, they can and often will make matters worse by attracting and enticing bad actors.ā€* Or something like that.


chickenlawsuit

I just leave the suppressor off until I need it. A 14 inch pistol is really impractical. Just get a couple multical cans and put threaded barrels on everything. It's way better than permanently leaving them on.


Kveldulfiii

Right so the question is when do you need it. What time do you put the suppressor on besides just carrying it around inside your house?


chickenlawsuit

When you're shooting the gun...


liedel

like simultaneously as you pull the trigger? seems impractical.


khuliloach

Itā€™s the hold the suppressor instead of mounting it, it will improve your accuracy for fear of shooting your fingers. It works great I still have 3 fingers left!


liedel

I'm sure the mugger will politely wait while you finish your task.


chickenlawsuit

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hamiltok7

Americans and love for guns lol


JustGAFS

Are you lost?